FameCrawler : Hugh Hefner

Melissa Joan Hart Decided Not to Take Her Clothes Off

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:15:00 GMT

For those of you who were hoping to see Sabrina The Teenage Witch cast off her supernatural cloak and prance around naked, you were no doubt disappointed at this news. Apparently actress Melissa Joan Hart, during her heyday in the successful TV series, turned down a $1 million offer to pose nude in Playboy.

Hart, desperate to break out of the 'good girl' roles she had played in Sabrina and Nickelodeon's Clarissa Explains It All, almost accepted Hugh Hefner's tempting offer. "They came around and offered me a million dollars, which I had to seriously consider," she tells the NY Post. "Initially it's like, 'Yeah, I'll take my clothes off for a million bucks, are you kidding?' It's the big question: what will you do for a million dollars?"

After turning down Hefner's offer, she did agree to pose in her underwear for rival publication Maxim, a move she says she regrets after it resulted in one of her younger brothers being humiliated and having the cover "shoved in his face for months."

Looks like turning down Playboy was a wise decision; Hart is now a mother of two young children, and the embarrassment her brother felt probably would be ten-fold for her kids someday. Are you listening Pam Anderson?

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Easter Memories - Kate Beckinsale is a Bunny

Whit Honea — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:42:00 GMT

Kate Beckinsale got ready to surprise her daughter Lily with some Easter spirit. Or she got a second job over at Hef's.

I'm going to guess the former, but I'm not going to like it.

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Hugh Jackman Goes To The Movies

trix — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:34:00 GMT

I wonder if Oscar is old enough to see this movie poster and think, "Oh cool, that's my dad". Is he even old enough to see the movie in the movie theater?

Hugh Jackman is an all around kind of talent, you saw it at the Academy Awards, but I think that his Wolverine character is my favorite.

Do you take your kids to see super hero movies? We haven't let our little ones watch Ironman yet, because it's just a little too violent for their little minds and I'm sure it will be the same for Wolverine.

Note to self... get a babysitter.

I really just wanted to post this picture because, it's so freaking cool.

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Hugh Hefner's Sons: Multiple Girlfriends Like Dad?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 13:07:00 GMT

Hugh Hefner's sons, Marston, 18, and Cooper, 17, have some decisions to make about how they want to live their lives. Will they further their schooling? What kind of career do they want? Will they wear lounging robes every day? And of course, there's the 'will I date multiple girls like my dad' quandary.

The boys are split on whether they'd date more than one girl at a time.

Marston said, "I'm not going to have multiple girlfriends - not at the same time. I can't imagine that."

However, 17-year-old Cooper,sees things a little differently.

He said, "I can imagine doing that. I don't think it's an odd thing to do. You date around to try to find a connection with some girl." And the younger Hefner admits he's "already gotten in trouble." His mother - former Playmate Kimberley Conrad - has had the "revolving-door conversation" with him.

Cooper said, "One girl comes in the front door while the other one gets pushed out the back." His mom said, "'We do not have a revolving door in this house!' "She's all about one girlfriend at a time."

And what's it like for young boys to grow up in the Playboy mansion? Apparently it's overrated.

"They don't get it when you say, 'There's nothing to do there,'" added Cooper. "But when you live here and come here every single day, you see the same things.

"Anybody else would be like, 'Let's go see monkeys!' But I don't want to see monkeys. I'd rather go bowling than play with monkeys." Monkeys? What the hell is he talking about? Monkeys? I thought there were bunnies there...ha.

The boys must think their dad is cool though right? He's Hef! Nah, they just think he's a bad dancer.

Marston said, "He is cool out there because his moves are so uncool. He's a disco inferno from another planet!"

"He's utterly confused, moving his body - the fast shuffles, the crazy elbows - as if he's not sure what he's doing," said Cooper. "And all these girls on both sides are freaking on him. It should be awkward, but it isn't for him. It sort of works. Nobody alive can dance like him."

Will Hef's sons run the Playboy empire one day?

"I definately want to be involved with the company, " said Cooper. "If I were to take over the company or have a say in what's going on, I'd want the girls to be presented more as they were in the pictorials back in the 1950s and 1960s - kind of artsy, classy. I would like to bring back that retro-class feel."

Their dad is no longer 'dating' his TV babes, The Girls Next Door girls - Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt. Daddy has himself some teenage girls - 19-year-old twins, Karissa and Kristina Shannon. ~~Gross.~~

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Holly Madison Shows Off Her New Baby Daddy

Hef & Kendra Split, She's Now Engaged To A Hot Guy!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Finally, these Girls Next Door girls are getting a clue and realizing they're not going to have much of a future with a man who is old enough to be their grandfather (or great-grandfather!). There will be no marriage or babies with Hef, so time to move on. Holly Madison has moved on with her new guy and now Kendra Wilkinson has done the same - and she's now engaged! To a pretty hot guy, who is close to her own age....

Kendra, 23, is now engaged to Philly Eagle Hank Baskett, 26 - he proposed to the blond cutie atop the Space Needle last weekend. Their families were present for Baskett getting down on one knee and Wilkinson being totally surprised...how romantic!

But Hef and Kendra are on good terms and he's actually going to give her away at the wedding ceremony, which will be held at the Playboy mansion.

Hef said, "[She] has met someone who she would like to spend the rest of her life with.

"I have given her my blessing and will be giving her away at a very special wedding ceremony at the Playboy Mansion this coming June."

Yay, now she can have those babies that she wanted!

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Holly Madison Shows Off Her New Baby Daddy

Why So Blue Holly Madison?

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Playmate Holly Madison Was Too Old For Hefner

Sassy Smith — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:38:00 GMT

Although most of us may not have seen the break up of Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner coming *cough*, Madison said Hef should have, because she had been unhappy for quite some time. And even though the old guy couldn't give her babies like she wanted, she said they're still best friends. Plus, she was too old for the old guy anyway....

Holly and Hugh were together for seven years (can you even imagine?) and according to the 28-year-old, her ex shouldn't be upset over their split - it was clear that she was unhappy and he should have seen that.

Madison, who was rumored to have been pregnant with Hef's baby at one point during their relationship, said, "I'm just kind of sad about my break-up with Hef. I wish he would've seen it coming.

"Everybody was surprised when it happened because even though I was unhappy for a long time, the split happened suddenly. The signs were there. I was depressed for a while.

"I want to be with somebody I can have more of a future with eventually (Like THIS guy perhaps?). Hef and I can't get married and have kids, so it was fun (oh ya, dating grandpa would be a blast!) while it lasted but it wasn't right for my old age. I got too old for Hef." Um ya, 28-year-old is too old for 104-year-old. Okay, he's only 82, but still...

Although they've broken up, Holly still lives at the Playboy Mansion, but they're in separate rooms. Said Holly to Extra, "I've been staying in the guest room. Hef was kind enough not to kick me out of the house (and) my condo should be finished soon.

"I still work for him (Hefner). We're still best friends. I still call and check in on him almost everyday."

It's great they're still friends and they've both moved on - Hef has got himself a couple of 19-year-olds (creepy!) and Holly has found her new baby daddy - do you know who it is? Find out HERE.

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Bowling For Boobies: Holly Madison Talks Hef, Babies & IVF

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Holly Madison Shows Off Her New Baby Daddy

Sassy Smith — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:37:00 GMT

The "Girls Next Door" star Holly Madison recently split from boyfriend Hugh Hefner because she really wants a baby and Hef being slightly ancient, was unable to do that for her. The couple even tried IVF without any success, so Holly felt that she had to move on. And moved on she has! Her not-so-secret romance with illusionist Criss Angel just went public...

More pics after the jump!

Angel was celebrating the opening of his new Cirque Du Soleil show "Believe" in Las Vegas on October 31 and Holly was by his side and they were ~~needing a hotel room~~ pretty touchy-feely.

Criss told press, "This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with me."

Angel was asked how they ended up together so quickly after Holly's breakup with Hef and Criss said, "I got lucky. I didn't have a date and so she said, 'I'll come.' She makes me look good."

I wonder if he knows she wants babies? And I wonder if she knows he likes the ladies?

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Why So Blue Holly Madison?

Playboy: Hef's New Girlfriends (They're 19)!

Bowling For Boobies: Holly Madison Talks Hef, Babies & IVF

Sassy Smith — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:06:00 GMT

Playmate and ex-girlfriend to Hugh Hefner, Holly Madison participated in the 4th annual Bowling for Boobies, which is a breast-cancer charity event hosted by Busted Foundation. The buxom blond recently talked of her split from Hef and her desire for children and, that really, polygamy was never "her thing."

Holly, who was Hef's "number 1 girlfriend," spoke with In Touch magazine and said that the main reason she left was not being able to have children with Hefner.

"I wanted to have kids. When that wasn't possible, I realized that I had to be honest with Hef and break it off...

"We tried for me to get pregnant by in vitro fertilization, because it wasn't going to happen the old-fashioned way."

And although she "shared" Hef, with two other girls in the Playboy mansion - Bridget Marquardt, 35, and Kendra Wilkinson, 23 - Holly was never really quite into the whole polygamy lifestyle.

"I'm not really into polygamy. That was never my thing. I think that's why I was looking to either have a kid or leave."

And the age difference proved to be an issue as well.

"When the IVF didn't work out after months of giving myself injections every day and feeling horrible, the clinic informed me it wasn't possible because he was too old.

"Since we couldn't start a family I knew it wouldn't work." The 28-year-old became depressed after all the IVF treatments failed.

However, she's moved on, and so has Hef - with 19-year-old twins!

Holly says, "I would never be with a man who's that much older than me every again."

Amen sista!

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Why So Blue Holly Madison?

trix — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:31:00 GMT

Is Holly Madison sad that she and Hugh Hefner are no longer dating? No, she's not. She is ready for the next stage in her life, dating. She is really discerning in her taste too. In an interview with Hollyscoop, she explained exactly what kind of guy she wants and her plans for babies.

Hollyscoop: What's your type of guy?
Holly Madison: "I like dark hair, I just like guys who are fun and nice. I like all the good stuff, guys who are hot, fun, nice and smart."

HS: Is Hef still the love of your life?
Holly: "Ya absolutely. I think its very sweet of him to say that and I think, I wish him well in his dating, and I hope he just takes time to get to know girls and makes right choices."

HS: Since Hef couldn't give you a child, is motherhood still on your mind?
Holly: "Someday in the future I want to have kids, but I am way too busy right now I have a lot of things to do next year and none of them involve being a fat pregnant lady."

With that she alienated the rest of the women on the planet. Didn't you ever hear that you aren't supposed to call a pregnant woman "fat" or say, "Oh my god, you're huge?"

Playboy: Hef's New Girlfriends (They're 19)!

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Playboy: Hef's New Girlfriends (They're 19)!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:35:00 GMT

It's official - Hugh Hefner and his longtime love, Holly Madison have split! Why? She wanted to be exclusive with him, get married and have babies. Unfortunately, Hef is all spermed out (the dude is like 123), so it's not surprising that he can't father kids at this point. However, the Playboy founder is moving on - he's got himself two new girlfriends - twins, Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

More pics after the jump!

Hef said of his breakup: "If she [Holly] says it's over, it's over. But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her."

But things started going downhill a few months ago when the couple learned that Hef was no longer able to father children.

"With my sperm count, it's not possible. I was willing but it was not possible... She'd like to be married and have children, but it's not in the cards here for me."

Don't feel bad for Hugh though, he's got those teenage (I'm trying not to throw-up) girls that he's eyeballing (or worse) - Kristina and Karissa.

Hef said, "They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstances, they probably will become my girlfriends." And that's not all, oh no. There's another 'Hef girlfriend hopeful,' waiting in the wings. Amy Leigh Andrews, who is a college senior from Georgia, and she wants to be in the magazine too.

Gramps said, "She was testing here this past weekend, and she said she'd like to be a girlfriend, too.

"I'm dancing as fast as I can," said Hugh.

And so, Holly's gone, and where does that leave Hef's other current girlfriends, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt? They're still at the mansion but Kendra will be leaving and Hugh said, "the relationship with Kendra will be ending when she moves out, probably by the end of this year."

So that's it, no more kids for Hefner - well none that he's fathering. Gross. I would be so upset if my 19-year-old daughter was dating (and sleeping with) an 82-year-old man...eww.

I wonder if these young, sexy, big-boobed chicks would be so hot for Hef if he were a janitor at the local Walmart? I think you can answer that.

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Criss Angel Car Crash Video

Whit Honea — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:56:00 GMT

Criss Angel freaked a lot of people out with his latest stunt. They think he is dead.

He was involved in a trick that resulted in the car he was riding in flying off a cliff and crashing in a ball of fire. We were unable to obtain the trick itself, but this is footage from the immediate aftermath:

The popular opinion is that Angel may have died in the accident, but according to this site and the comments discussing the illusion by Criss Angel and his fans, he is alive.

The guy has a lot to live for. He is dating Holly Madison- she of the desperate to get pregnant club. I think that may be Criss Angel's next trick.

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David Spade Sperminated Playboy Playmate

Sassy Smith — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:34:00 GMT

David Spade, 43, sure has a way with the blonde bombshells doesn't he? Who knew, a short, not your typical "hunk" kinda dude could be so slick? Must be his big - comedic personality. He was hooked up with Heather Locklear at one point after her split from Richie Sambora and now, after a brief fling with 22-year-old Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, she's expecting his baby. So what are the D-lister and the hot blonde having? Boy or girl, what's your guess?

It's a girl! In Touch Weekly reports that David was suprised by the news (he didn't know that he had spread his love seed?) and has thus far not publicly confirmed that he is the baby daddy. He said, "If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility."

Okay Mr. Spade, if you don't want your 'half your age' sort of girlfriend to get preggo, either wrap it up or don't have sex. Just sayin'.

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Will Pamela Anderson Give George Bush a Lap Dance, Too?

Whit Honea — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:00:00 GMT

In just one more sign that the end of days are upon us, Pamela Anderson will attending a function at the White House as an invited guest.

The newly, and once again, single mom (photographed above while watching her son's baseball game) will be joining a list of 'who's whos' and 'who the hell are theys' as guests at the annual White House Press Correspondents Association Dinner. Other invited celebrities include Lauren Conrad, Hayden Panettiere, and FameCrawler regulars Ben Affleck and Marcia Cross. Are any of them Bush supporters?

I wonder if Bush ranks higher than Hef? She does have a thing for magicians and he did make all of those WMDs disappear. Could be kismet.

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Vanessa Williams & Her Beautiful Family

Sassy Smith — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:04:00 GMT

Seriously, have you seen a more gorgeous family? Vanessa Williams is shown with her 4 children - Melanie, 20, Jillian 19, Devin 14, and youngest, Sasha Gabriella, 7 and her mother, Helen Williams.

Williams and her family are being featured in the May issue of Ebony/Jet magazine.

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Whit Honea — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:32:00 GMT

The good thing about being rich and sometimes beautiful is that people tend to do what you want. In this case the person is actually a bunny- the Easter kind, not Holly Madison.

It appears, and I'm just going off something the Jezebels said, which they probably made up, that Kate is treating Lila to her Easter celebration some 5 days late. It's okay, Kate, I've had hangovers on Easter, too. Nobody is judging you.

Playboy Wants The Olsen Twins

Karen — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 14:02:00 GMT

Hugh Hefner, recently in the news for trying to get one of his girlfriends pregnant, now wants the Olsen twins to pose for Playboy to "celebrate their 22nd birthday." Have struck out with the twins when they turned 18, Hugh is trying again but the twins want none of that.

"Hef thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy," an insider tells Star.

Unfortunately, it's not their dream. "They're all about high-end fashion these days," says the insider. "They want to do Vogue." Besides, the twins aren't getting along right now, adds the source. "Ashley is jealous because Mary-Kate is getting all the acting roles."

Maybe he should get back to Holly and stop praying on other people's daughters. It's creepy.

Lindsay Lohan Poses For Playboy, Does Mom And Dad Proud

HerBadMother — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:22:00 GMT

Dina Lohan is gonna be so proud, I'm sure. And little sister Alli will just have that much more to look up to, when Lindsay finally gets right down to business and just bares it all already. Which is what she may be set to do, apparently, now that Hugh Hefner and Playboy Magazine have offered to pony up major bucks for Linlo to recreate her Marilyn-inspired photo shoot with none of those coy bits of fabric covering up her interesting parts.

Splash News Online says that 'reports have surfaced that Hugh Hefner wants Miss Lohan to appear in Playboy, recreating Marilyn Monroe’s famous naked swim from her ‘Something’s Got to Give’ movie.' Seeing as both Mama Lohan and Daddy Lohan have stated publicly that they have no problem with young Lindsay doffing her clothes - and given that she was quite happy to do it earlier this month for New York Magazine - I'd say that odds are good that she'll take Hugh up on this offer. Why not? I mean, it's not as if we haven't seen her parts already. And if you're going to do one nudie Marilyn shoot, why not do two?

And when your impressionable little sister asks why it is that you keep taking off your clothes for pictures, just say, that's showbiz, baby. Mom and daddy said so.

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Pam Anderson's New Website!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson opened her...

Photos for your viewing pleasure after the jump!

...did I say vagina? I meant site. Her new site. Oh come on, we've all seen Pammie's goods lots of times. I've got good news though!

Anderson's website PamelaAnderson.com bit the dust a few weeks ago - ya, like anyone cared. However, if you're one of her ~~few~~ many fans, then you'll be happy to know that she's got a brand new site at PamelaChannel.com. I've not looked it over but I'm sure there's got to be some nudity there for you. I thought a cute name for her website would have been 'Home of the Ho' but I guess that was taken.

The former Baywatch star wrote a journal entry if you're interested:

"February 22, 2008:

Valentines day! best day ever- in Paris- performing at Crazy horse- dream come true- in a tribute to a wonderful lady- Ms Brigitte Bardot- the Harley Davidson song! I loved it!

Even better- Ms Bardot asked me to represent her in her annual press conference at her foundation"s headquarter by Eiffle Tower- in her and my plea to ban the seal hunt in Canada (coming again soon)- It was an amazing crowd-full of sympathy- I saw tears (even papperazzi) when I played footage of the baby seals being beaten and sometimes skinned alive in this barbaric-cash bonus for the fisheries.

Brigitte Bardot called me on speaker phone at press conference expressing her gratitude for all the work I do for animals- she called me her "daughter" , "a continuation of her" I almost fell over-. -I've always loved her- she is truly my favorite -beyond her beauty- she has done so much for animals- and has taken her beauty and attention to whole other level- your heart never ends– and beauty continues when your heart is sweet…She is still Gorgeous! …She is an inspiration- and I thank her again and again for everything she's done–and i will continue and encourage others to continue the fight for animals everywhere."

And just because I'm sweet, I've included some old, but still wonderful photos for your viewing pleasure.

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Brad Pitt - Get The F*ck Away From Me!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 19:07:00 GMT

Brad Pitt isn't taking any sh*t from paparazzi!

Pitt was out shopping with his daughter Zahara at The Grove in L.A. a few days ago when a paparazzo got too close to him and his little girl. An eye witness said, "This paparazzi guy was right in his face taking pictures. Brad grabbed the guy by the collar and said, 'Get the f*ck away from me!'"

Apparently that worked, because the photographer took off. Sexy Brad protecting his young...grrrrrr. That's hot!

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Sassy Smith — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:06:00 GMT

It's great when family members are close - so close they may pose in Playboy together?

Video link after the jump and pics!

Kinda creepy!

Judy Landers, best known for her roles in several TV series (Love Boat, Night Court and BJ & the Bear) playing a dim-witted blonde, has two daughters, Lindsay, 18, and Kristy, 16.

Mom and girls were out for a sushi dinner and approached by TMZ paps and asked if they'd be appearing in Playboy together, you know a generational kinda thing. They smiled and acted coy - meaning, ah, it's true? Mom's pushing 49 and her girls are a tad young aren't they?

Judy posed for Playboy in 1983 with her sister Audrey Landers. Keepin' it ~~slutty~~ in the family!

Watch the blonde hotties HERE

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Playboy Playmates want Brad Pitt? Ya, who doesn't?

In Touch Weekly reports that Playboy Playmates Bridget Marquart, Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison - you know, Hef's girls - have gone to New Orleans to ~~cop a feel~~ help Brad Pitt with his charity.

The buxom blondes threw a benefit at the House of Blues earlier this month to help raise money for Brad's Make It Right Foundation, which helps Hurricane Katrina victims.

Bridget says, "We're so excited to partner with Make It Right because their resources go speciifically to building new homes."

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Karen — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:06:00 GMT

Aguilera might not be selling her baby photos but would she sell her own to Playboy? “Hef has always loved Christina,” an “insider” told OK! magazine.

Not true. Aguilera’s rep calls the report “false,” and a friend of the singer’s told OK! that her pinup days are behind her now. “That was old Christina, Christina circa four years ago. She’s looking to reinvent herself and grow. She wouldn’t consider it but she finds it flattering to be offered at all.”

Playboy Hot List

Sassy Smith — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:04:00 GMT

Playboy's Hot List: Who's included on the Sexiest Female Celebrity list? You'd be surprised! Here are a few that topped it:

'Real woman body' chick, Jennifer Love Hewett made it with her real woman curves (good for her!).

Um, Britney Spears made the list. I know, huh right? Perhaps the voting readers haven't seen the news lately. Or read the paper. Or been online. Perhaps they've been living in a cave? Or... maybe it's the sexy British accent she uses now.

Christina Aguilera made it. Like duh. Have you SEEN her boobage lately? Pretty hard to miss.

Jessica Alba. She's not always the most articulate girl or perhaps doesn't seem like the brightest bulb, but she's hot and that's all that really matters.

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's three blonde girlfriends - Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson - made the list too. Isn't that like cheating? Whatever. I guess if they have to have sex with an 108 year old man, then sure, put them on the list to make up for that. Wait - I forgot - they CHOOSE to sleep with grandpa. (and possibly have his baby, um, yuck.)

Who snagged the number one slot? Angelina Jolie. She wouldn't be my first choice since I'm not into chicks with creepy veiny arms. Or actually chicks in general.

You can see the complete list in the March issue of Playboy. People do read the articles right?

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Holly Madison Confirms Baby Making In The Works With Hugh Hefner

Karen — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:02:00 GMT

With the help of fertility treatments, boys will hopefully still swim for 81 year old Hugh Hefner, as Holly Madison, 28 (far right), is has been looking to capitalize on his little swimmers for a long time. Finally, Hefner is saying yes to Holly's years of begging for a baby.

"We do want a baby. There has been lots of trying! My perfect Valentine's Day present would be a house and a kid."

Hefner, who's 3 girlfriends live in his home with him, insists that Holly is his number one girl, "I love Holly the most. Five or six years ago, she was simply one of seven girlfriends, but... I fell deeply in love with her. She's the relationship that will last the rest of my life."

Holly seems to be genuinely crazy about Hugh too. In an interview last year after rumors of pregnancy were denied, she said, "I want to have kids with Hef in the next year or so... He's the best lover I've ever had."

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Whit Honea — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:01:00 GMT

Do you know how hard it is to be Captain Hugh Hefner? Not only has he had to date generations of beautiful women, but he's got all that money to count, and you know silk pajamas and smoking jackets aren't just waiting for him at Target- that look takes work.

Apparently the pipes need a bit of work too. Hef and his number one girl, Miss Holly Madison were spotted visiting a "plumber." Just keeping the metaphor alive.

It was actually a doctor (in case you couldn't figure it out) that specializes in vitro fertilization. See where this is going?

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