FameCrawler : Isla

Winter Wonderland Frightens Luna and Isla

Whit Honea — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:04:00 GMT

Footballer Frank Lampard and Elen Rives took their daughters Luna and Isla to the popular London holiday spot Winter Wonderland at Hyde Park.

Looks like fun (for the parents anyway).

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Isla Fisher Does NOT Look Old Enough To Be A Mom

HerBadMother — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Okay, seriously. I know that Jamie Lynn has lowered the bar for youth in celebrity motherhood and that most celebrities - thanks to photoshop, good lighting, or Botox - look younger than their years anyway, but this is ridiculous.

Isla - sweet, adorable Isla - looks about sixteen in this picture. Also, she looks way cuter than I did at sixteen. The polka dots help, of course, but still: me, post-partum, in polka dots is a giant beach toy. Isla in polka dots is Lolita.

It's just not fair.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 5-06-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:30:00 GMT

Insert funny one-liner here.

Marcia Cross gives a wave (Jezebel)

JLo and Marc Anthony on the red carpet (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

More Brangelina (Perez Hilton)

K-Fed goes to court (Britney Groupie)

Britney Spears goes to court (Gossip Girls)

Old kids on the block (ASL)

Jude Law working it (Just Jared)

Isla and Olive (Knocked Up Celebs)

This rules! (Scanner)

Isla Fisher is A Protective Mother

Karen — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:32:00 GMT

The Daily Mail did a little piece on Isla Fisher and there's one quote that stood out for me. See if you can find it.

On breaking in to Hollywood: “When I did my first audition for the movie Scooby Doo, they flew me to America first class,” she remembers.
“At the time, I didn’t have any money and then I was flown to LA and put up at the Mondrian Hotel. It was like landing on Mars!”

On converted to Judaism in keeping with Baron Cohen, a devout member of the Jewish faith: ”I love religions and find them fascinating and I find Judaism very beautiful,” she says. “It’s enriched my life enormously.”

On making wedding plans (engaged since 2004): “I’m thinking of not inviting Owen and Vince so I can see whether they can crash our wedding,” she co-starred with them in the 2005 blockbuster hit Wedding Crashers.

On why people take her picture: “We’re starting to have our pictures taken a little more often now, probably because Sacha’s so tall (6ft 3in) while I’m so small (5ft 2in), I’m like a circus freak!”

On living in Hollywood: “Oh, I always thought I’d be living in Hollywood, in a seven-bedroom house with a massive swimming pool. It’s just that when I imagined it, I always thought I’d be the maid.”

On why she won’t talk about daughter Olive: “You know, motherhood is my favourite topic in my personal life and I won’t shut up about it, but it’s not something I want to discuss publicly just because of the amount of attention it draws to a small person who didn’t choose to be exposed.”

On her new romantic comedy Definitely, Maybe: “I think some of the slick, Hollywood romantic comedies where you know in the first act who’s going to end up with who aren’t realistic, but this is definitely a realistic story where all the women are just normal people who are flawed.

“Would my past relationships have made brilliant romantic comedies?” She laughs.

“Comedies, maybe.”

Celebrity parents, take note.

Sacha And Isla Take Some Couple Time

HerBadMother — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 17:30:00 GMT

Ah, date night. I could use a date night. But until we find babysitting resources in our new town, I'm stuck with cable and take-out, and living vicariously through Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher.

Good for them for heading out on the town sans enfant. Couple-time keeps a marriage alive, you know. They wouldn't want to end up, like, say, every other set of parents in Hollywood, who only see each other in court and during custody visits. Not that they would end up that way, of course. I'm just saying.

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Isla Fisher And That Baby Weight Thing

HerBadMother — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:33:00 GMT

Last week the Internets (Gossip Division) were all abuzz over the miraculous recovery of Isla Fisher's pre-partum body, mere weeks after giving birth. Which was great and all - she does look fabulous - but in my opinion, a bit overblown. And truth be told, I'm glad that it was overblown, because it was some well-warranted cheering for a new mom whose body isn't ready for the Victoria's Secret runway, but which nonetheless looks fantastic.

She's a tiny girl, that Isla, and with the bump gone she's pretty much tiny again. But her thighs are still healthily round and her boobs are ample and she has - oh, delight! - a teeny little muffin-top squished above the waistband of her jeans. She looks normal for a petite woman who was recently pregnant - okay, maybe a notch beyond that - and healthy. She does not look as though she's been gnawing celery while running the treadmill and doing non-stop crunches. I'll bet if you asked her, she'd say that she'd been working out and eating well and that she's pleased with how she looks. Good for her.

She looks fabulous. Let's cheer her for that, and not for any so-called miracles of weight-loss.

Source: Jezebel; Daily Mail; et. al...

Borat First Make for Beautiful Baby, Next He Write a the Books About Some Places

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:57:00 GMT

Borat, aka Sacha Baron Cohen has been pretty busy. He and his partner Isla Fisher just had a baby and now he is turning his attentions to the literary world with a guide book to "the glorious nation of Kazakhstan" and "minor nation of U.S. and A."

It would appear that Borat's fictional wife must have also given birth recently as this piece of a recent promotional interview suggests:

"I remove my wife from her cage and she make me delicious breakfast of western cereal 'Frosties', which I have with delicious fresh milk from her chests. I then attach her to her plough and send her into the fields before returning to my bed until she come back at luchtimes to feed me again. Life is very nice for us."

As you can see, the humor level remains a constant.

Also of note, I guess there's no heated breastfeeding debate in Kazakhstan. I can't decide if I want the now present image of Isla Fisher covered in cereal in my head or not. Oh well, I've had worse in there.

Photo: SMH

Isla Fisher Defies the Laws of Gravity

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:35:00 GMT

I'm no scientist (shocking, I know) but something tells me Isla Fisher shouldn't be able to keep standing with the weight of her baby belly out there in front like that. I'm thinking her purse must be keeping her balanced - obviously it's filled with bricks or some of Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat money.

Fisher is due to give birth any day now, which should be a relief to her, fiancé Cohen and the fabric on the front panel of that shirt.

[photo: Jezebel]

Isla Fisher: Bumptastic

HerBadMother — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:33:00 GMT

If Isla Fisher gets any more pregnant, she's gonna topple over. That bump is, like, practically in a different time zone. And her poor swollen feet are going to bust through those flip-flops any minute. She needs to get that baby outta there.

That said, she looks fabulous. Perky, even. Which is hard to pull off when you have Hobbit feet and a belly that could knock down wayward tweens. So my hat is off to her.

(photo source - x17 via jezebel.com)

Naomi Watts' Friends Try to Induce Labor With Stimulating Baby Shower

Whit Honea — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Naomi Watts, she of the longest pregnancy ever, had a baby shower over the weekend. It was a garden theme. Among the attendees were Isla Fisher, Kate Hudson, and those two dudes on the right that are still wondering how the hell they wound up there.

I sympathize, because just recently, I was those two dudes. Well, I was one dude on two separate occasions. Here's the thing, each of those baby showers that I was ~~dragged~~ invited to had some sort of mojo risin', because both of the ladies had their respective babies the next day. Weird, eh?

Naomi better hope that coed baby shower magic shines her way, or she's going to end up birthing a 4-year-old.

Source: Celebs and Bubs

Fisher Gives Watts Head Start, Still Gaining

Whit Honea — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 19:03:00 GMT

Naomi Watts was this pregnant before Isla Fisher even thought about pickles and ice cream, or whatever the pregnant food cliché is in Australia. While Watts has been holding in a circling pattern for the last 16 months, Fisher is taking care of business. I fully expect her kid to be in kindergarten by Christmas.

Watts will hopefully be in labor by then.

Baby BoratS?

Whit Honea — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:01:00 GMT

There is some speculation amongst us speculators that Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen may be having not one, but two Baby Borats. This is based solely on rumor and the loose-lipped talk of a shopkeeper that said Isla came in and bought two of everything. In pink. Baby Borettes?

Isla Fisher: How the Hell Did She Hide That?

Whit Honea — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Remember just last week when reporting that Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen were expecting was all rumor and speculation and wizard-sleeve jokes? Well, now that it's official they may as well flaunt it. Either that or she's hiding Sacha's shaving kit in her shirt.

The couple, complete with Starbucks iced something ($4.35), a funny hat and the Borat Bump, were spotted at L.A.'s Gay Pride Parade. I'm surprised Sacha didn't wear his NASCAR racing uniform, it would have been a big hit.