FameCrawler : J-Lo

This Just In: Posh And J-Lo Friendship Fake. Also: J-Lo Has Toilet Hands!

HerBadMother — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:20:00 GMT

So says Kelly Osbourne, after seeing the pair at a New York fashion show: "I was directly across from them. I've never seen two people pretend to like each other more in my life... They were holding hands, but it looked like Victoria was holding a sh*tty bit of toilet paper!"

Ah, fake celebrity mom friendships! Almost as good as fake celebrity romances. They'd almost be better than fake romances, except that they tend to be more transparent. Obviously, we'd never really believe that Posh and J-Lo are good friends who would totally have playdates if only J-Lo's babies weren't so much younger and also hermetically sealed in their cashmere wraps. Just like we don't really believe that Posh and Katie really hung out or that Madonna and Gwyneth swap recipes for microbiotic crispy squares when there aren't cameras around. But whatever. It's fun to watch.

Also? Kelly Osbourne? Am now a fan.

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J-Lo Goes Through Nannies Faster Than Eyeliner

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:55:00 GMT

Wanted: Nanny for twins of superstar couple. Hours: Sixteen hour days, seven days a week. Appreciation of entire Jennifer Lopez songbook a must, especially Jenny From The Block, extended dance mix version. Short-term contract available.

J-Lo and husband Marc Anthony are reportedly looking for a new nanny for twins Max and Emme after their last caregiver walked off the job. “Probably more like running off the job,” an insider told the National Enquirer. “Normally people who make huge sums of money and have loads of professional and social obligations hire a nanny for each child, especially for newborns. But it is as if Jennifer expects one nanny not only to take care of both twins, but to work 16-hour days, seven days a week!”

The couple's first nanny quit after only one week of Ms. Lopez' demanding schedule. The second one lasted a little while longer, but was eventually worn out as well. “They hired a second nanny, who was wonderful with the twins, but she couldn’t take working such long hours without a break,” the source said. “After that nanny resigned, the couple began desperately seeking nanny No. 3.”

The position remains vacant, until J-Lo can lure another poor unsuspecting soul into her web with offers of free concert tickets and castoff wigs. I'd totally jump on it, but I'm holding out for the Jolie-Pitt job.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 6-19-08

Whit Honea — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:57:00 GMT

Damn dog. They better clean that up.

Does J-Lo make moms feel bad (JLO Stalker)

Lots of royal kids (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

As the Fiddy turns... (Perez Hilton)

Michelle and Matilda (Celebs and Bubs)

MJH and son at the market (Celebrity Moms)

Billie Piper craves Greek (Babyrazzi)

9 Celebrity Parents When They Were Children

Karen — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:35:00 GMT

You gotta love John Travolta's baby picture. It's like they blew in his face to keep his eyes open for the camera!

From The WTF Files: Dina Lohan Coaches Miley's Mom On How To Be A Good Parent

HerBadMother — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Dina and ~~Meal Ticket Number Two~~ Ali Lohan

I thought it was a joke when I heard that Dina Lohan had been nominated for some sort of Mom Of The Year award, or that maybe that 'Mom' in that case was a misspelling of or code for 'Pimp,' but apparently not. Dina did, in fact, win an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island by the "Mingling Moms of Long Island."

But the joke doesn't end there.

Dina, high on the approval of some subset of the population on Long Island, has begun dishing parenting advice. The first mom that she's helping? Tish Cyrus.

Her advice to Tish on parenting a young celeb: "Stay strong and keep your head up. And she's talented [Miley] and stay focused." And, also: "You know, and be her mom."

Because, you know, that's exactly what Dina does - be the mom. Be the party-facilitating, camera-inviting, famewhoring, pimptastic momager mom, and everything will be fine, FINE. Your daughter will pose semi-nude for magazines (check) and go to rehab and maybe steal the odd fur coat or two - but she'll be FAMOUS. And she'll thank you for that, for reals.

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From The Archives: Evidence That J-Lo Is A Closet Scientologist

HerBadMother — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:33:00 GMT

You had any doubts that Jennifer Lopez was embracing Scientology? Because here she is, two years ago, with hubbie Marc Anthony, at what is clearly a Come As Your Favorite Warrior Against Xenu costume party sponsored by the Church Of Scientology. (Ignore the MTV Music Video Awards backdrop. That's just there because those parties are super-mega top-secret and, also, because Scientology owns MTV, which explains R. Kelly, I think.)

Marc, note, refused to dress-up. I guess that Catholicism dies hard. Might not die hard enough to keep those twins out of the Church of Tom Cruise, though. Not when Mommy is enough of a believer to take up arms against Xenu.

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Celeb Baby Photos = Big Bucks. Right?

HerBadMother — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:40:00 GMT

Every time that I see a headline about how much some magazine has spent - usually the GDP of a small country - acquiring the exclusive rights to celebrity baby photos, I have a little moment of combined revulsion and surprise. Revulsion, because, well, how many children could you feed with that money? And surprise because - WHY? Does six million dollars - the amount rumored to have been spent on J-Lo's baby pics - actually translate into increased revenue for a magazine? Do babies on covers really move that much product?

Apparently, yes. But that's not the whole story.

According to a story at Jossip, mags with babies on the cover do sell more issues, but the real money comes from selling international rights. They say, “Magazines who buy exclusive pics often re-sell the international rights to another publication, off-setting their own costs. That’s what People did with Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s baby pics.”

Which, you know, doesn't address the revulsion issue (especially if those celebs just pocket the money, instead of giving some or all of it to charity, as Brangelina did. You can build a whole lot of orphanges with the kind of money that gets tossed around for baby pics), but it does explain a little more about why People and Us Weekly even bother.

$$$ makes $$$$$$$.

J-Lo, Taking The Fun Out Of Everything

HerBadMother — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:52:00 GMT

I know, I know - we get all disgusted and up-in-arms when celebrities splash their lives all over reality television, and we call them famewhores and attention-grubbers and we bemoan the decline of Western civilization, but really? Celebs splashing their tawdry lives all over reality television is a hella lot better than celebs just pimping their perfumes and bad clothing lines. At least the former is interesting.

I say all this because Jennifer Lopez has been busy making sure that no-one mistakes her tawdry, money-grubbing reality show for those other tawdry, money-grubbing reality shows. Her tawdry reality show will feature nothing of her personal or household life - and certainly nothing of the lives her children - and just go straight to product placement: it's going to be all about the development and marketing of her perfume line.

“The recent show Jennifer Lopez plans to produce for TLC is not a reality show,” says her manager, Simon Fields. “It’s a show that will track the creation, production and eventual launch of a new fragrance. Jennifer will appear in a creative, entrepreneurial capacity and will absolutely not feature her children and family life.”

Which: YAWN.

I mean, I think it's great that she's gonna shield her kids from the cameras, but perfume? I'd much rather watch her and Marc Anthony fight over blouses than see her deliberate over whether to put her cheap perfume in a diamante bottle, or one with a big picture of her head stamped on it. Really.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 3-20-08

Whit Honea — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:13:00 GMT

Well, my bracket is screwed.

Yeah! We're nominated! (Scanner)

Minnie Driver posing pregnant (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Angie Harmon looks like spring (Celebrity Moms)

Lisa Marie Presley is hungry (Babyrazzi)

Bill and Brad (Jezebel)

Myleene Klass and Ava (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Seal, Leni and Heidi (Gossip Girls)

J.Lo and Antho on People, kind of (Gabby Babble)

Depp is a pubic enemy (Hot Momma Gossip)

Angelina Jolie Pregnant With Twins! In Touch Swears!

Whit Honea — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:52:00 GMT

In Touch is reporting that the Jolie-Pitt clan will be adding two more, a boy and a girl.

According to a source: “Because she took fertility treatments to help her ovulate, her babies are fraternal. They’re ecstatic. She can’t wait.”

Twins is the new black. I just hope that the Jolie-Pitts didn't have their collective heart set on Dragon Tales, unless of course they are open to Zak and Wheezie. They can thank J-Lo for that.

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The Best of FameCrawler: Pi-Day Edition

Whit Honea — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:40:00 GMT

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Spying on the Neighbors: 3-1-08

Whit Honea — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:34:00 GMT

This is ridiculous. We should just pay our cable bill.

Apparently the strike wasn't enough vacation for Letterman (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Kate Moss drunk! Who would have thunk it? (Model Stalker)

Spears dancing herself skinny? (Gossip Girls)

McDreamy Motors (Just Jared)

Obama girls smarter than a 5th grader, er, Britney (Jezebel)

J-Lo really loves Dragon Tales! (Babyrazzi)

The Best of FameCrawler: Week of Feb. 29th (Leap Year Edition)

Whit Honea — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:57:00 GMT

Marlee Matlin at the Oscars

Jennifer Lopez Babies Delights Sister-In-Law, But What Are The Baby's Names?

Karen — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Marc Anthony's sister is overjoyed for her brother and Jennifer Lopez who gave birth this morning to twins: "I learned this morning. I'm ecstatic, I really am. I'm happy for her," Yolanda Santa Maria, Anthony's older sister, told People Friday after hearing the birth news on Good Morning America. "She's a mom for the first time. I can just imagine the euphoria she's going through."

And as for her brother? "It's another two blessings for him. He beat me – I have four [kids] and now he has five. I'm so happy for him. I don’t even know what to say. It's like if I had the babies."

Santa Maria, who expects to meet her new niece and nephew soon, added, "I can't wait to see them, I can't wait to meet them. Words don't even begin to express how happy I am for them."

I'm happy for them too - now the big question is, what will they name the little ones? "Max" and "Emme" are characters from the Dragon Tales series, and those names were falsely rumored to be the babies name, but no.

And so we wait.

BREAKING: J-Lo Checks Into Hospital To Deliver Twins!!!

HerBadMother — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:09:00 GMT

I know, I know: we've cried wolf on this story, like, sixteen thousand times. We keep saying that J-Lo's all set to pop those babies out, and then SHE JUST DOESN'T DO IT. Well, it looks like the waiting might be over: Jennifer Lopez has finally checked into her private maternity suite at the North Shore University Hospital. I guess we can expect to meet the Lo Twins sometime today!

The well-appointed room, which has been kept unoccupied for the diva, is, apparently, now occupied. A source at the hospital reported that in-the-know staffers have been in a bit of a frenzy, running around exclaiming "J-Lo is here!"

(J-Lo fans or just really, really bored hospital staff? You decide.)

J-Lo's rep isn't commenting, but that's to be expected.

We'll keep you posted.

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Jennifer Lopez Is Nowhere Near a Hospital

Jennifer Lopez C-Section Today!

J-Lo Redefines The Term 'Diva" For Women Giving Birth

Harrison Ford at Disney's California Adventure

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:14:00 GMT

You just saw Johnny Depp's family at Disneyland. It looks like Harrison Ford was a few feet away at Disney's California Adventure. What are the odds? As you may or may not know, Depp and Ford are both featured on rides at the park, Pirates of the Caribbean and Indiana Jones, respectively. Funny that they and/or their families would visit on the same day.

For the record, the guy in the funny vest isn't a relation. He's a cast member provided by Disney to ensure Ford doesn't have to wait in line or be too bothered with the likes of you. You know who you are.

Photo: Jezebel

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Fergie On Being Pregnant

HerBadMother — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:59:00 GMT

Fergie's got some strong opinions about being a pregnant celebrity.

On preggo celebs like Christina Aguilera and J-Lo, who try to conceal their pregnancies for as long as possible: "It's so stupid," she rants. "It can be obvious a girl is pregnant but they still deny it. It's as if they want the attention and press it causes. I wouldn't be part of all that nonsense."

Oh, good. So we can expect that when she and Josh Duhamel do the spermination dance, she'll let us know right away. What a relief. I was worried that we'd have to, you know, play that whole guessing game thing.

(So? Is she ranting because she's hormonal? Is Fergie PREGNANT, OMG?!?!)

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Jennifer Lopez Is Nowhere Near a Hospital

Karen — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:03:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez, looking quite pregnant, steps out to New York Fashion Week, alongside Marc Anthony. Any woman who can pull off shoes like that while 9 months pregnant has my respect. (close up after the jump - yowzaa!)

She looks a wee bit tired, but still has great legs and the neckline on her dress was quite flattering. Lopez smiled big for the cameras, probably laughing at us for thinking she was in labor 64 times over the last 2 weeks. (Is it just me or does she look smaller than past months?)

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J-Lo Redefines The Term 'Diva" For Women Giving Birth

HerBadMother — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Oh, puh-leeze.

According to MSNBC:

Considering Jennifer Lopez has spent the bulk of her pregnancy swaddled in Roberto Cavelli, it shouldn’t come as a huge surprise that the mom-to-be is planning on going couture during her stay on the maternity ward. A source close to Lopez said that the singer’s scheduled a Caesarean section, has packed her bags and will be checking into the hospital with four pastel-colored couture hospital gowns and a coordinating robe.

Okay, so it's a c-section (any guesses on whether it's a medically necessary c-section?), but c-section births aren't necessarily tidy affairs. Who cares what one wears into the delivery room, for seriously? IT'S A BIRTH, not a premiere.

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Leah Rimini Wants To LRH J-Lo's Offspring?

Karen — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 19:06:00 GMT

King of Queens star, Leah Rimini, was one of the first people to see Suri Cruise, and now she's been joking that she is going to audition to be J-Lo's babies' Godmother.

People reports: "We're asking for an audition for godparent roles," Remini, 36, joked to People at the premiere after-party for her new comedy Over Her Dead Body Tuesday night. "Um ... so, we're waiting to hear back."

I left my Perodic Table of the Scientology-infected Actors at home, so I can't remember if J-Lo and Skeletor are Scientologists or not, but this email from Leah being OT 10 and Clear Sunny D or whatever? That would be enough for me to say, "No way sister - stay away from our family!"

A Whole New World for Lopez and Anthony

Whit Honea — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:28:00 GMT

Annie Leibovitz has just released the third collection of photos in her series with Disney in which modern celebrities represent classic characters.

The above photo shows Jennifer Lopez, posed as Jasmine, and Marc Anthony as Aladdin from Disney's "Aladdin," in a piece called "Where a Whole New World Awaits."

Guess who has this carpet by the tail:

Oh, Whoopi! Looks like her magic expands beyond The View.

See previous photos and read more about Annie Leibovitz here and here.

Source: The Disney Blog

Jennifer Lopez Showers on the Rooftop

Whit Honea — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 15:30:00 GMT

J-Lo and Marc Anthony celebrated their pregnancy with a baby shower on the rooftop of the Gramercy Park Hotel in New York City.

According to People: the décor, everything at the shower was blue and pink – and the room was covered with Swarovski crystal.

While Lopez and Anthony have not made it official it has been mentioned by numerous sources that the couple is expecting twins. Sounds like a boy and girl.

Photo: Celebutopia

Waiting for Tonight, and an Invitation: Jennifer Lopez' Baby Shower

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Save the date: Jennifer Lopez is set to have her baby shower on January 22. The singer, who is expecting twins with husband Marc Anthony, has reportedly booked the Private Roof Club and Garden at the Gramercy Park Hotel in New York for her special event. Invitees include celebrity friends Victoria Beckham, Matthew McConaughey and Katie Holmes. Funny, I don't see Mariah Carey or Irving Azoff anywhere on the guest list.

And Jennifer's friends will be going home with more than just a stomach full of finger-sandwiches and memories of corny shower games: Each guest will receive a Swarovski-encrusted baby pacifier as a party favor.

I wonder if they'll get a Botox bag to put it in?

Jennifer Lopez Fires Manager

Karen — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:02:00 GMT

J-Lo has split from her manager, Irving Azoff .

Goosip site TMZ reports, "They had a heated phone conversation last week and he sent her a letter of resignation, telling her in blunt terms that she was unprofessional and he was not happy with Marc Anthony being allowed to constantly meddle in her work."

Jen's representative said: "She let him go on Friday (11.01.08) with no drama. We know nothing about a letter."

She's always been rumored to be difficult to work with, but she insists the J-Lo diva personality is not for real:

"J.Lo was just a bit of fun that got really crazy. I've never really been anyone but Jennifer.

"I've been asked all this stuff from using a $700 tub of La Mer face cream a day to my pre-nup 10 commandments. I can't believe that people read that stuff and they think it's true. It's crazy."

J-Lo is Craze-O: Jennifer Lopez' Bag Had Some Work Done

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Here's a picture of Jennifer Lopez, carrying a purse that has been injected with Botox. You heard me - someone took a needle and gave that bag a shot of the stuff that is usually used for making people's lips look like a trout's, or their faces appear to be devoid of emotion.

A dermatologist-turned-bag designer (because what use is a doctor who doesn't know how to sew) named Mauro Orietti-Carella makes python and crocodile purses and then injects them with Botox to give them a "buttery soft feel." They are then sold to gullible celebrities for close to $3,000 a bag. I guess it's worth it if the purse has a youthful glow and will then be able to score movie roles usually reserved for younger purses.

[photo: PageSix.com]