FameCrawler : Jamie Lynne Spears

Jamie Lynn And Casey Aldridge Make It To The Church On Time

HerBadMother — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Jamie Lynn and baby daddy Casey walked down the church aisle yesterday, like the good boy and girl that they are. No wedding vows were uttered, but they did dress nicely and sit quietly and reassure everybody that they are, indeed, pious and penitent young people and very, very respectful of important holidays like Mothers' Day.

No reassurances were forthcoming on the issues of a) future avoidance of bad haircuts and split ends, and b) not wearing hoodies to church, but whatever. They're just kids.

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MTV Asks: Was Jamie Lynn Raped?

HerBadMother — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:16:00 GMT

Actually, they're framing the question more as "is Jamie-Lynn's pregnancy which may or may not be the result of a rape legal?" Which, really, it's a bit late and a lot pointless to be asking that question, isn't it? And, also, you know, maybe a little bit alarmist?

Sure, nobody seems to be quite sure of Casey Aldridge's exact age - he could be as old as nineteen, which complicates the legality of his, erm, relations with Jamie Lynn - nor do they know where, exactly, those relations took place (both which have a bearing upon whether those relations could be called statutory rape) but please - isn't the whole legality of the relationship that probably* spawned this child kind of beside the point? I mean, she's a teenager who's about to have a baby and who may or may not be equipped to deal with the pressures of having said baby, so aren't there bigger things to worry about here?

It's not on the scale of Miley-Cyrus-Gone-Topless, granted - we are, after all, talking about a knocked-up girl who's hiding out in Louisana, and not dropping her clothes for major magazines - but still. New baby for a girl who's terrified of becoming a mother? That's the real hand-wringer here, not the question of whether her boyfriend is 18 or 19 and whether or not they did it in Louisiana.

*(Probably, because nobody ever did really dispute those rumors that there was another, older man in the picture at the supposed time of conception. Which, yes, eeewwww, but worth pointing out here.)

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Hey, Jamie Lynn - Isn't It A Bit Too Early To Be Emulating Britney?

HerBadMother — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:25:00 GMT

I suppose that this question is coming a bit too late, seeing as Jamie Lynn hasn't exactly proved herself to be in possession of vastly superior judgment skills to those of her sister, but still. I had least hoped that in some things - say, modest Frappuccino consumpion, safe driving, or other basic life skills - Jamie Lynn might make some sort of effort to steer away from her sister's path. but apparently not.

Jamie Lynn was caught on tape the other day driving without a seatbelt. Which, you know, we're all accustomed to with Britney - who needs seatbelts and child-seats when you're a supah-stah?!? - but still. I'd had higher hopes for Jamie. I mean, it was clear that she could pump her own gas without the aid of paparazzi - why shouldn't we expect that she could follow basic rules of vehicular safety for herself and her unborn child?

Yeah, well. I should know better than to even toy with the word 'expectations' when it comes to celebrities.

You can check out the video of Jamie Lynn declining to buckle up HERE.

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Mama Spears Is Ashamed Of Jamie Lynn

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Mama Spears Is Ashamed Of Jamie Lynn

HerBadMother — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:15:00 GMT

Life & Style magazine is reporting that Lynn Spears, mom of the young and pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, is disappointed that her daughter got knocked up so young. The magazine says that Lynne spoke exclusively to one of its reporters while en route from L.A. to New Orleans, and that she confided, "I'm a bit disappointed that my youngest daughter got pregnant at such an early age."

Which, if it's true, demonstrates a lack of judgment (telling a reporter that you're ashamed of your kid? You want that kid to hate you?) that possibly matches that involved in having unprotected sex at any age. But, really, it's got to be highly unlikely that the story is true. I mean, the Spears family doesn't demonstrate strong skills in judgment, in general, but they do know their press, and so I doubt very much that Mama spears slipped up in this way.

Not that she might not have those thoughts in private. I certainly would strongly prefer that my own daughter not get pregnant in her teens. But I would keep my mouth shut about it, to her and to everyone else.

In any case, OK! magazine - almost as upstanding an authority as Life & Style - has come to Lynn's defense: they say the L&S interview never happened, quoting a spokesperson: "When Lynne Spears is ready to give an interview, I can assure you it will be a true account, without speculation as to whether or not she participated."

Oooookay, then. Glad that's cleared up. Thanks, tabloids!

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Britney's Gonna Do It Again

Jamie Lynn Fears Childbirth

HerBadMother — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:46:00 GMT

And so she should. It ain't no walk in the park. Really, it's not. The thing of it is, though? They've got drugs for that.

Apparently, Jamie's mom, Lynne, showed her a video of a woman undergoing natural childbirth, and the poor girl puked from fear and grossed-outedness. Which, really? Not surprising. That shiz is totally alarming to most people who have never gone through it. Yes, beauty of the miracle of life, blah, blah, but there's no getting around the fact that it hurts like a bitch and that? Is totally obvious to anyone who watches it happen. So, yeah, showing your pregnant teenager a video of what labor without meds looks like? Kinda like showing those friends of yours who are going camping in the Amish backcountry The Blair Witch Project.

Seriously. Somebody needs to show Jamie a video of a woman giving birth after having had an epidural. You know, where said woman relaxes comfortably sipping at her ice cubes and adjusting the volume on her 'birth-music' mixed CD. Obvz, it doesn't always happen like that, but still. There's a lot less screaming.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Hit in Mouth: An Open Letter

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:20:00 GMT

Dear Jamie,

Perhaps you know that the National Enquirer ran a story about your shenanigans last week in which a bunch of drunks were fighting at a party and you threw your pregnant ass in the ruckus and took an elbow in the kisser. If not, this is what they said:

“Jamie Lynn decided she could break it up, but got elbowed hard in the mouth by one of the boys. She went crazy, screaming at everyone… crying, screaming and covering her mouth. Casey (Aldridge) was so drunk, he just kept trying to hush her up. Lynne Spears called Jamie Lynn and bitched her out for going. Jamie Lynn’s dad Jamie called Casey and told him if anything happens to his daughter, he will have to deal with him.”

Why, Jamie, is it starting to feel like I've seen your life before? Between your sister Britney and the collective catalog of COPS you are oddly comforting in your familiarity.

I was shocked when you announced you were pregnant. I was amused when you were featured in Hustler, though to be honest it wasn't very funny, and I was indifferent to your recent act of going postal.

Then why is it that I feel obligated to write you about this latest incident? What line did you cross that teen pregnancy, porn magazines and the United States Postal Service fail to meet?

The thing is that your latest action only amplified the obvious, you don't make very good decisions, and while the prior mistakes, be they footwear (seriously, what's up?), Casey Aldridge, or picking Nickelodeon over Disney, have had their respective consequences, none of them put your baby at risk.

That's what you did by jumping in between a group of drunk boys fighting. Actually, that's what you did when you agreed to go into a room full of drunk boys to begin with.

You are young and plenty has been made about your age, your family and so on. The bottom line is that regardless of the path that brought you here, here you are, and you need to start taking the necessary precautions to make sure this is the beginning of something wonderful and not just another sad saga in the Spears storyline.

Sincerely,

Whit

No, Candy Spelling did not help me write this. It was just me, 8 cups of coffee and spell check.

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Jamie Lynn: Giving Up Baby To Mom?

HerBadMother — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:24:00 GMT

Apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears is considering giving up her baby to be raised by her mother. Which, I don't know. I mean, this may be mean to say, but I'm not sure that there's tons of evidence that Lynne Spears is a dab hand at parenting. Especially when sources claim that her objective in taking the baby off her daughter's hands is to help young Jamie Lynn maintain her career. "Lynne is convinced that having a baby on her hip will not help Jamie Lynn's future in the business," said the source, who spoke to Us Magazine, "and she's expecting her daughter to pick up where she left off as soon as the baby is born."

I'm not sure that the truly maternal first concern here should be her teenager's career. I mean, look what teen career-obsession did to her other kid. Britney's gone so entirely off the rails that she isn't even within sight of the tracks anymore. So although it maybe seems prudent for a pregnant sixteen year-old to hand her child off to her mother for rearing, in this case I'm not so sure. Again, I don't know. Maybe it's better than the alternatives. I can't even speculate about what's best for these girls anymore.

God. It's almost impossible to write about the Spears clan without heaving big, tragic sighs.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Getting Married?

HerBadMother — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:02:00 GMT

Entertainment Tonight Online is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears is planning to marry boyfriend and babydaddy Casey Aldridge.

The ET story, which is based on an OK! Magazine report, says this:

Do the pregnant JAMIE LYNN SPEARS and her longtime boyfriend/father of her baby CASEY ALDRIDGE have wedding plans in the works? According to OK!, the young parents-to-be may be planning to walk down the aisle.

"They are fully committed to each other," Casey's great-uncle, Pastor ODUS JACKSON tells the magazine. "That's how love goes. Jamie Lynn can have anyone she wants, and Casey is very popular too. But they keep on finding each other, and that makes me hopeful for their future. He wants to propose to her and get married!"

Sources also tell OK! the pair have been inseparable since the pregnancy news broke last month. "Jamie technically still lives with her mama," a source says, "but she spends her free time with Casey."

OK! Magazine isn't always the most reliable source, but if ET has picked it up, there may be something to the story. Still, it flies in the face of these stories, which paint a slightly different - slightly murkier - picture of the young lovers' relationship. My guess? There ain't gonna be no weddin' bells.

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Jamie Lynn Spears' Pregnancy is "Normal"

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Here in backwards Hollywood the idea of a 16-year old getting pregnant may have all of us doing Hail Marys, but in Jamie Lynn Spears' hometown of Kentwood, La, it's an everyday occurrence. “No one can understand why the media is making such a big deal over Jamie’s pregnancy,” local resident Mandy Knight told OK! Magazine. “That’s normal for people around here … her pregnancy really isn’t so shocking.”

Thanks, Mandy, for reminding the rest of America to never let their daughters visit Kentwood alone.

Jamie Lynn's hometown has also rallied around it's resident sperminator, Casey Aldridge. “We’re all so proud of him for doing the right thing,” says the town librarian, Cheryl Rape, oblivious to the irony of her name. "We all do wish him well."

And by 'well' they mean "try not to get your cousin pregnant next."

Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby Daddy Is Generous With His Sperm

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 22:35:00 GMT

Casey Aldridge and Jamie Lynn Spears may have met at church, but she isn't the only girl he's known in the Biblical sense. According to the National Enquirer, Aldridge not only was dating another woman days before Spears' pregnancy announcement, but reportedly informed the "Zoe 101" star this past spring that he had gotten another girl pregnant. Oops. he did it again.

A close friend reveals that after Aldridge confessed to getting the other unnamed woman pregnant, “Jamie Lynn was devastated. She swore Casey out of her life forever." But according to the friend, two weeks before the other woman miscarried Spears was back with Aldridge after he promised never to do it again. That is, unless some other blonde hottie with a killer bod and nice rack sat in his lap in which case all promises were null and void.

And there's more! Two months before getting that girl pregnant Aldridge cheated on Spears with yet another woman, Whitney Seals of Magnolia, Miss. and is reportedly still dating her. I'm disappointed. I say if you can't trust a philandering, 19-year old, unemployed pipe-fitter, who can you trust?

[photo: MSNBC.com]

Gimme Gimme Turkey B*tch! Britney Confirms Dinner Engagement With The Cyrus's

Sassy Smith — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:06:00 GMT

Ya'll must remember that Billy Ray Cyrus and his "Hannah Montana" daughter, Miley Cyrus wanted Britney Spears to have Thanksgiving dinner with them? Billy Ray is quoted as saying, "Honey you are welcome to a Nashville Thanksgiving at our house. We would love to be there for you and we care about you. Miley is a big fan and she wants to reach out, too." Do they know who Britney is? Are they confusing her with her cute, sane sister, Jamie Lynne?

VIDEO AFTER THE READ

Well, it seems as though the Britster has confirmed that she's going, you know, that is, if she remembers. Or her cell phone works. Or if she's not busy running over a paparazzo's foot. Or using her inhaler. Or killing her gold fish. Girlfriend is busy!

This video apparently shows that Spears confirmed her intention to go, as a reporter asked her about it, during her outing to Petco. Can you imagine if she does actually go? Oh how I'd love to be a fly on the wall in the Cyrus home. Or even the damn turkey! Front row seat to the crazy! Oh, I also love when one of the reporters asks, what kind of fish it is. Um, well, it's gold. And it's a fish. GOLDFISH.

*Note-the video does contain a couple of curse words near the end*

Photo source: Hollywoodbackwash

Hey Ya'll, Britney is Weave-A-Licious!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Britney's weave looks like....

...a place that a rat might like to make a nest or, take a dump. Is that harsh? Perhaps, but come on people! The chick brings in over $700,000 a month and that's what her 'hair' looks like? Honestly, you've got to be kidding me. My hair could take down Brit's hair in a contest any day. Bring it.

Britney was shopping with the weave that never seems to D.I.E. and even posed with some "fans". I'm assuming they were her fans, either that or the young girls thought she was Zoey 101 star, Jamie Lynne, Brit's sister, who let herself go and got yucky pimples and was frighteningly attached to her Frappuccino. Poor kids were probably all confused and scared.

Brit, listen to me, get a pad and pen and write this down: Shampoo, conditioner, hair brush. Use the first 2 items in the shower (come ya'll, we know you do sometimes shower), then towel dry your hair, once out of the shower and then use the third item on the list to make your hair look all pretty, instead of looking like a dirty pirate head. Trust me, it does work. Give it a try. Let us know how it goes.

Photo source: Dlisted.com