FameCrawler : Jayden James Federline

Kevin Federline is Tired of Losing His Pants Over Kids' Jeans

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 23:20:00 GMT

Kevin Federline is mad about pants. The rapper says he is tired of paying for expensive jeans for sons Jayden, 2, and Preston, 3, and is going to start his own line of children's clothing. You heard me right - Kevin Federline wants to dress your children. Can't wait to see little Timmy in a do-rag and his x-large jeans hanging halfway down his butt.

Women’s Wear Daily reports that Federline dropped into the Project Trade show in Las Vegas Feb. 24 to scope out kids' clothing styles looking for ideas for starting his own line.

“It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,” the ex-Mr. Britney Spears told WWD. “You buy your kids a pair of True Religions, then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”

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Which of These Britneys is Watching the Kids?

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:35:00 GMT

TMZ posted a picture of Britney Spears and her new Madame Tussauds wax figure and I'm so lame I couldn't tell which one was real. Can you?

They look so much alike I'll bet even Britney's sons Jayden and Sean couldn't tell which one was the real thing. Except maybe the wax Britney is a better driver.

I'm thinking this wax figure could come in real handy for Britney since she's getting ready to take the kids on tour with her. Wax Britney could 'watch' Jayden and Sean while real Britney dances and lip synchs on stage. Then again, wax Britney could do that, too.

(Oh, in case you're wondering - the one on the left is made out of wax. The one on the right just looks like she's going to melt. )

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Britney Spears' Facebook Page: Poke Her Already

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:05:00 GMT

Who knew Britney Spears had a Facebook page? Well, apparently she does, but she isn't the one actually updating her profile daily and returning those pokes (shocking, I know.) Now it looks like Spears is looking to take her cyber socializing to a whole new level - techcrunch is reporting that the singer's online manager posted a job listing for “Britney Spears 2.0 Media Manager” on a Harvard-only private job board.

A few of the job requirements listed: “you are addicted to social networks such as MySpace and Facebook...You are a popular culture addict and passionate about the intersection of Silicon Valley and Hollywood.”

I have to admit I could use an Ivy League grad to help me out with my Facebook page. What IS a 'Lil' Green Patch' anyways? And are 'Sacred Circles' really sacred? And what happens with all those un-returned pokes?

But my advice to Britney would be to turn her Facebook page over to sons Jayden and Sean. Everyone knows the kids are the only ones who know what's happening online these days.

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Britney Spears' Va-Jay-Jay Hacked

HerBadMother — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:04:00 GMT

Yeah, you read that right. Britney's nether regions got hacked, right into Facebook.

Somebody - somebody with waaaaay too much time on their hands - managed to hack into Britney's Facebook account - the real one - and post an update about her vagina. Specifically:

Hi Yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about four feet wide with razor sharp teeth.

(Britney has vagina dentata? COOL.)

Which, you know, is kind of funny and all - if you've never given birth, that is, in which case you were, for a moment, kind of horrified at the possibly that maybe, just maybe - apart from that four feet part (but four inches? MAYBE), and apart from the teeth, unless you take 'teeth' as a bad euphemism for 4th degree tear stitches - that it was true.

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Britney's Hidden Messages: Bringing New Meaning To The Term 'MILF'

HerBadMother — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:38:00 GMT

I wouldn't have thought that Britney was quite so clever as to slip coded messages into her songs, but apparently she is. That, or her producers are that clever. Someone is, anyway, because there are some clever plays on words in some of the songs on the soon-to-be-released Circus, and they spell out N.A.U.G.H.T.Y.

For example, say the title of one of her tracks out loud: If U Seek Amy. Say it again. Get it?

You can listen to it here.

And then consider this: "All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin' to If U Seek Amy."

You heard that right. EFF U SEE KAY ME. Clever girl.

My estimation of her just went up. Frazzled, downward-spiraling single mom? Nope. Mouthy MILF-y comeback diva!

MUCH better.

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Britney and Jayden James

Karl Erikson — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 17:35:00 GMT

Aw, there's little Jayden James with his possible jailbird mommy. Britney has broken records this week with her new single, "Womanizer," all the while waiting on the verdict to come down in her court case. They may have to do her 2009 concert tour live from The Big House!

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Hot Off The Press: Britney Spears' OK! Magazine Cover Story

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:35:00 GMT

Britney Spears is on the cover of the new OK! Magazine, and I have to admit she looks totally normal. There's not an ambulance or cocktail or paparazzi fistfight in sight. She even looks like she's probably wearing panties underneath that dress.

This is apparently the first interview that Britney's done in two years and she candidly talks about her father, her career and sons Jayden and Sean. Asked if she would want her children to pursue a career in entertainment as she did at a very young age, Spears answered, “I’d rather not,. But but I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.”

Of seeing her younger sister Jamie Lynn give birth earlier this year at the young age of sixteen Spears says, "I was shocked a little bit,. She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling."

Spears father was also present at the interview, and he shed some light on how Britney's recent tumultuous life has strengthened their father-daughter bond. "God has a way of taking something bad and turning it into something good. If this hadn’t happened, I would never have been able to get back with my daughter and have this relationship I have with these two little boys."

And proving that Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib can make even Kevin Federline seem like a stellar individual, the elder Spears had some good things to say about his former son-in-law. “Kevin is all for everything. He wants her to have 50/50 custody. He wants them to raise these kids together. Kevin’s heart is right.”

And in case you've forgotten - Britney used to be an international pop superstar and has an album that will be released in six to nine months. "I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room... This is my best work ever."

If you can read everything you read in OK! magazine, it sounds like a new and improved Britney. Let's hope it's true - although I do miss those crazy pictures of her buying cases of Red Bull at 7-Eleven.

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Britney's Day In Court and The Outcome

trix — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:04:00 GMT

It's finally over between Britney and Sam Lufti. Though the restraining order expires today Britney Spears wants nothing to do with the mean Mr. Lufti.

"Britney has made clear to everyone that she does not want to be further harassed or contacted in any way by Osama 'Sam' Lutfi, now or at anytime in the future," Spears' attorney Samuel D. Ingham III said in a statement to The Associated Press.
"During the temporary conservatorship, the conservators have the power to insure that Lutfi will not harm Britney anymore. If Mr. Lutfi makes any future attempt to contact Britney after the temporary conservatorship has concluded, Britney has made clear she will take all appropriate legal action."

Well thank goodness. I, for one, am happy to hear that she is saying STAY AWAY.

The other issue that was addressed in court today was the conservatorship of Britney's estate by her daddy. Britney's dad is going to remain the conservator of her estate until at least December 31st. It may not be exactly the outcome that Britney wanted but it's probably the one that's best for her at least until she gets a little more stable time under her belt.

Yay!! It's almost over.

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Is Britney Facing Reality?

trix — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:32:00 GMT

Reality TV that is. Britney was followed around by camera toting staff while on her recent jaunt to Mexico.

"Britney's bodyguards and other staff members have been told to carry video equipment with them wherever they go so they don't miss a thing. Whether Britney is high or low, feeling happy or sad, the cameras are there catching it all. Some of the footage is really explosive and it's going to be must-see TV. Britney thinks a new reality show is just the thing she needs to help her kick start her career and prove to her fans she has put her recent troubles behind her", a source says.

She has had her assistants and bodyguards filming her almost constantly in Mexico and here at home. She is trying to prove to her fans that she is okay and is making a comeback with the right choices being made.

Some Pictures of her recent trip to Mexico here.

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Christina Aguilera On A Bed Of Roses

trix — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:37:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera is looking very fetching in the ad campaign that wishes Macy's a happy 150 years.

I know she technically isn't on a bed of roses but if you tilt your computer just so, you can imagine what it would look like.

Macy's commissioned photos of Christina and other celebrities such as Martha Stewart, Donald Trump, Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger to help celebrate their 150th year.

This photo makes Karen want to weed her garden.

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Britney Spears Almost Misses Deposition, Is An Idiot

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:35:00 GMT

All those in favor of Britney Spears losing custody of her kids raise your hands. Wow - that's 7,324,980 more than bought Blackout.

Spears was given one final chance today to redeem herself in her custody battle with Kevin Federline, after blowing off a court-ordered deposition yesterday. And what does she do? Shows up 90-minutes late, strutting into the office of Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed's lawyer, wearing a fuschia halter dress and Christian Louboutin heels. I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but when the book is an arrogant poptart acting like an disrespectful imbecile I say she's fair game.

Apparently no deposing took place, as Kaplan called a press conference earlier today to say that the deposition had been postponed. That should give Britney some time to figure out another way to shoot herself in the (Louboutin-clad) foot.

Britney's Boys on Drugs?

Whit Honea — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Oh, the contact high. I've been to a Dave Matthews concert, I know about such things. Life & Style magazine is reporting that Britney Spears wants her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline, to be tested for drugs. She thinks K-Fed is smoking pot around them.

Apparently secondhand smoke can be detected by testing a piece of hair (see Britney's shave) and Britney has asked a court-appointed monitor and her legal team about having the tests done.

When I was in college I knew some people that would get their cats stoned by blowing smoke in their ear. Maybe Britney should swab those too- the ears, not the cats.

In other news, how's that rack on Heidi?

Source: Life & Style

Breaking News: Britney Misses Deposition

HerBadMother — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 19:15:00 GMT

Oh, damn y'all! I just cain't do it! All y'all are makin' me sick! Or some such was the excuse when Britney just didn't show up at court today to give the deposition required of her in her long-running custody battle with ex-husband kevin Federline. Which, you know, you just don't do.

The story is still unfolding, but K-Fed's lawyer has said that it seems that she has some sort of illness or medical condition that has prevented her, last-minute, from attending.

Britney was expected to be questioned on such issues as her past drug and alcohol use, her struggles to abide by Court Commissioner Scott M. Gordon's orders, her habit of rolling over the feet of bystanders and her fitness or unfitness as a mother to sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.

Someone's in deep shit, y'all.

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Britney Spears Caught Shoplifting

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 14:09:00 GMT

It's understandable - when you're only making $737,000 a month, a $1.39 impulse buy could really put a strain on a girl's budget. So I can see why Britney Spears stole a lighter off a gas station counter. And so what if cuts into the profit of the station owner, who's probably working two jobs and supporting her family of seven on minimum wage? It's Britney, bitches!

Click here to watch the video of Britney showing no regard for the law or the property of other people.

[photo: People.com]

Britney on Video: Get Off My F*ckin'Car!

Karen — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 22:01:00 GMT

Britney stopped at Starbucks in Beverly Hills yesterday, making one Starbucks employee insane with no-tolerance policies as the paparazzi swarmed the store and asked about the children. Hilarity ensues.

My favorite part is the weird noise she makes after she balks at the price of Starbucks garb and counts out her change: "10, 11, 12, 13, 14 I'm embarrassed now."

Yeah you should be sweetheart -- for so many reasons but not knowing all the prices at Starbucks ought to top the list since you're there 34 times a day!

Gimmie No More: Britney Spears Banned From Club

Karen — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 15:50:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been banned from Hollywood hotspot "Winston" after a slew of drama back on October 29th. Apparently the popwreck argued with the bartender to trade clothes with her and the bartender refused. She was also "obsessed" with the manager but got "sick" of her attention.

A regular customer told press, “It was exciting when she was there. The whole bar would revolve around her.”

If I was that bartender I would have refused too. Yuck! I mean she doesn't look as dirty as Amy Winehouse but she certainly has a certain amount of ick to her -- espcially up close. Nasty!

Britney Reaches Out To Jesus. Jesus Says, Yo, Beyatch, Step Off!

HerBadMother — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Just kidding. Of course Jesus wouldn't reject Spears. What was that bit in Gospels? The pantiless shall inherit the earth? Jesus loves all of his flock, even the ones who drive around on amphetamines with their kids in the backseat, looking for their next frappuccino fix. Jesus loves us all.

That said, is it really clear from the picture above that Britney is into Jesus? Sure, she's carrying a book about Jesus, or at least a book with Jesus on the cover, but isn't it possible that she mistook Jesus for Fabio, and that she really thinks that that's just an unusually thick Harlequin romance? OMG y'all some lady at KFC just gave me this book and she like said it was all about this guy who was like all about the love and all and who brings a lotta wine to parties and all and d'y'all think it has pictures? I'm gonna like totally read it y'all!

I know, I know - it is deeply un-Christian to cast aspersions upon another's faith. But I'm agnostic, so I get to be a cynical bitch when I feel like it.

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Nicole Richie Leaves Anti-Drinking Program

Karen — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:02:00 GMT

Nicole Richie was granted a leave from the anti-drinking program she attends. This is not uncommon for participants to do as long as they have a valid reason -- hers being concern for her safety, says her rep.

"They offer that option to anyone with a medical condition of any kind," the rep says. "She is not receiving special treatment."

At 8 months pregnant, she is taking the break to spend last days of pregnancy at home before baby is born.

Sentenced in July, Richie must complete the 18 month program as a result of her sentencing for a DUI conviction.

You know, if this wasn't Hollywood, it would look a lot different: Mom gets a DUI, gets knocked up, serves time in jail and leaves rehab program to have baby. Throw some overalls on her and a trailer behind her and it's a different story altogether:

Source: People

The YouTube Verdict Is In: Britney Is "Like, So Sucky, C'mon!'

HerBadMother — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:23:00 GMT

Perez Hilton has proclaimed this young lady the next YouTube sensation, and I gotta say, she's pretty funny. She's pretty hard on Britney, though, calling her "fat" and "sucky" and passing all variety of harsh judgment on her appearance and talent and capabilities as a mother. Which is rich, coming from what appears to be a chubby, metal-mouthed teenager with a lisp, but still. Funny.

She's kinda got K-Fed pegged, too, as a poor rip-off of Justin Timberlake. Watch and giggle. (Forward to about 4:40 for the Britney smack.)

(Source: Perez Hilton, YouTube)

Britney Spears' Priest and His Huge Pulpit

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:05:00 GMT

Like a prayer! Britney Spears' man-of-the-cloth is also a man-of-the-loincloth. Racy photos of Spears and a "priest" in the Blackout CD booklet have already riled the Catholic church and now it appears that her divine advisor also preaches from the pages of the International Male catalog.

Don't worry, he'll still hear your confession - just don't kneel in front of him.

Why Does Perez Hilton Hate Britney? And, Can't He Keep Her Kids Out Of It?

HerBadMother — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:33:00 GMT

We get pretty snarky, sometimes, here at Famecrawler; there's really no good reason to do celebrity gossip, I think, unless you're going to give it an edge. Still, we try to not be mean (quibble if you must, but still - we try). And we certainly draw the snark line at the kiddies. No making fun of the kiddies. The kiddies didn't ask for this attention; the kiddies should be left alone.

Perez Hilton, however, does not seem to recognize such a line, especially when it comes to Britney Spears. Which, whatever. It sets my teeth on edge when he calls her Shitney, but that's his prerogative, and it's not like she's working very hard to avoid being mocked. But when he includes the babies in his nastiness? That's just wrong, even if the nasty is really just watered-down stupidity mascarading as edgy commentary..

He's right that Britney needs to take better care of her kids, if and when she ever gets to spend more than seven supervised hours with them, but calling out their dirty faces is just stupid. Babies and toddlers get their faces dirty. My child has a perpetual smear of applesauce across her face, which is only ever replaced by crayon and/or cookie and/or chocolate soy. Crumbs and bits of Play-Doh on her teeth, that sort of thing. She's clean for, oh, about twenty minutes each day.

So, yeah - it may be the case that the mini-Brits need more than a good wash and a scrub with a Barney toothbrush, but at first glance the evidence is dubious. Don't all toddlers look like this, at least some of the time?

And even if they don't, is it really necessary to splash this one's face across your grotty site while calling his mommy dirty names and suggesting that the very look of him screams neglect?

Probably not.

(Photos: Perez Hilton)

Public Service Announcement from Britney Spears and FameCrawler: Set Your Clocks Back Before You Blackout

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:25:00 GMT

It's daylight savings time, y'all! Don't forget to set your clocks back one hour - we wouldn't want you to get to church too early, or to the bar before it opens, or leave the house before the parenting coach gets there.

Unfortunately we're not offering this badass wall clock as a FameCrawler gift, but you can order one here, along with a useful Britney Spears napkin holder that'll make a perfect holiday gift. Don't say I never do anything for you.

Britney Allows Strange Man to Snort Cocaine Off Her Chest

Karen — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:35:00 GMT

The Herald Sun (Australia) is reporting that Britney Spears allegedly invited guitarist Scott Kohler and ten of his friends back to her Hollywood mansion just 2 days after losing custody of her sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Kohler had met Spears at Hyde and "joked he wanted to do a line off her chest and she agreed."

Kohler, 29, said Britney "seemed drunk" and alleged she also snorted cocaine, even though she passed a court ordered drug test the next day.

He added to In Touch Weekly magazine: "She was in a great mood. She didn't have a care in the world."

"I watched Britney let a guy do a line of coke off her chest," says LA musician Scott Kohler — who was at Britney's house until the sun came up on October 19 — tells In Touch.

Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, F**k It, The Video

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:50:00 GMT

Bet you thought that string of expletives Britney Spears hurled at reporters last week was just the crazed ranting of a caffeined-out former popstar with a bad weave? Think again, bitches! Proving her talent for writing some of the greatest song lyrics ever (remember "Give me a sign, hit me baby one more time'?) Spears' rant has spawned a song and a video.

So - Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Watch It.

(NSFW, but I guarantee your bosses will love it.)

Britney Spears Denied Custody. Will She Get Her Kids Back? You Decide!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:20:00 GMT

In a ruling handed down today, L.A. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon denied Britney Spears joint custody of sons Sean Preston and Jayden James. Gordon granted Spears only two daytime visits and one overnight stay per week, all of which must be supervised. Unconfirmed reports say that Spears is trying to petition the commissioner to have those visits supervised by her Chihuahua, London.

In light of damaging testimony presented by Britney's court-appointed parenting coach, the court also ordered that Spears must:

· Get her homes childproofed by November 2.

· Meet with coach Hacker for two hours every week.

· Ensure that Sean and Jayden are properly secured in a child safety seat whenever she drives with them.

What do you think, eager Britney-watchers? Will she grant the wish of the Commish and follow orders? Or will she laugh, knock back a brandy and take the boys joyriding on the hood of the Benz?