FameCrawler : Jolie

Spying on the Neighbors: 3-09-09

Whit Honea — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:06:00 GMT

Would you pass the Kleenex?

Suri in Japan (Celebrity Baby Blog)

By Jolie's blood (Just Jared)

Run, Gavin, run! (Jezebel)

MJH and Brady (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Sam's B-day (Celebrity Moms)

Kimora Lee's marriage trouble (Perez Hilton)

Best of FameCrawler: Week of February 27th

Whit Honea — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Wedding Bells: Dying Jade Goody Gets Her Wish On Sunday

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston - The Oscar Throw Down

Jade Goody - Her Story

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Oscar

Cruz Beckham Celebrates 4th Birthday in Costume

Naomi Watts Says Sasha is a Total Daddy's Boy

Adriana Lima is Not Pregnant, Just Married

Guess the Pregnant Celebrity IX

Nadya Suleman's Sperm Donor - Tricked!

Teeny Tiny Jade Goody In A Teeny Tiny Wedding Dress

Heidi Klum and Seal at Oscars

After 2nd-Round Loss, Tiger Woods is Going Home

Guess the Celebrity's Kid XVII

Octo-mom Nadya Suleman - Loving Mother or Professional Moocher?

Update: New Spoiler! The Bachelor Jason Mesnick Chooses...

WTF, Brad And Angie? Srsly.

HerBadMother — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:15:00 GMT

So I've been waiting for someone, anyone, to say something about this, but I'm just not seeing it anywhere and it needs to be said so here goes: why did Brad Pitt look so douchey at the Golden Globes the other night? And when did Angelina turn into, like, a total shrew?

Seriously.

Brad's a good looking guy. But he can't pull off the Van Dyke half-beard and aviator sunglasses without looking like some bar-crawling, cougar-hunting skeeze-bucket. Did no-one else notice this, when he turnedup at the Golden Globes looking like an extra from Night At The Roxbury? I liked him better in his stupid porkpie hats.

And Angelina. Would it kill her to smile once in a while? I mean, at least she didn't try to kill anybody with her laser death-ray stare - as she did to Anne Hathaway at the People's Choice Awards last week - but still. She's looking meaner than Madonna these days, and that's saying something.

I don't want to snark on the Jolie-Pitts, I really don't. They're among the brightest stars in the celebrity firmament, and are usually loads of fun to write about. But seriously, they're starting to bum me out.

Spying on the Neighbors: 11-10-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:39:00 GMT

We need a bigger TV.

Pandas and twins (Gossip Girls)

Nice hair, Colin (Jezebel)

Is Honor a pilgrim? (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Heidi and Seal, still in America (Knocked Up Celebs)

Beckham boys at the game (Beckham Groupie)

Happy B-day, Ruby (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Hooking Up Baby: Taking the Play Out of Date

Whit Honea — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:19:00 GMT

Strollerderby has an interesting article about some other site that the kids are into, who is friends with my cousin's teacher's ex's neighbor's kid's favorite site, and the crazy that they've got going on in them there parts.

Basically, it's a poll about which celebrity babies should be the new "it" couple in Tinseltown, and it's as disturbing as it sounds.

Check it out. Tell them my cousin's teacher's ex's neighbor's kid sent you.

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March of Dimes: Sean Patrick Thomas

Whit Honea — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:04:00 GMT

The March of Dimes Celebration of Babies event was held Saturday in Beverly Hills. It was attened by Sean Patrick Thomas, his wife Aonika and their 4-month-old daughter Lola Jolie.

Jolie? I'm sure there is a story there.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 8-05-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:02:00 GMT

I need a beer.

Tori Spelling talks (Knocked Up Celebs)

Tom Cruise dances and curses (TomKatCrazy)

Katie Homes knows practice might make it better (Gossip Girls)

McCartney records love song for Mills? (Hot Momma Gossip)

Pictures of the Jolie-Pitt family- until they're forced to pull them (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Gwen Stefani is still pregnant (TMZ)

Words from Brad and Angie (Perez Hilton)

Spying on the Neighbors: 8-04-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:32:00 GMT

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Boating with Brinkley (Gossip Girls)

Airplane Ryder (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

The Tori Spellings (Celebrity Baby Blog)

JLo and MAn go out (JLo Stalker)

Guess the Celebrity Mom

Whit Honea — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:05:00 GMT

Do you know who's walking away?

It's J.Lo! It looks like she went back to find Marc Anthony, but he didn't disappear, he just turned sideways.

Don't they sell food in Italy?

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Did Kelly Ripa Storm Out?

Karen — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:01:00 GMT

The National Enquirer is reporting that Kelly Ripa stormed out on hubby Mark Consuelos and is constantly fighting with him over other women. I can't find any other stories supporting this. They must look too happy all the time -- that's when tabloids start trying to start rumours. It makes me want to puke.

Forbes Magazine is Just Making Crap Up

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:26:00 GMT

Forbes Magazine, usually a fairly respected journal, has put out a list which makes about as much sense as ranking the top ten things in my pocket (fyi: keys, nickel, receipt for atm, penny, pacifier, cell phone, nickel, nickel- I only had 8 things).

The magazine ranked the most influential infants in Hollywood*. What the hell does that mean? Who are they influencing? I have kids in that age group and they don't even know who these people are. If Forbes is looking for influential then I suggest they look in the direction of the Backyardigans and Elmo. The only people these kids have any influence over are their parents and their respective entourage of bodyguards and nannies.

That said, here's the top 5:

1. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
2. Suri Cruise
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Sean Preston Federline
5 . Pax Jolie-Pitt

Note, Maddox is too old for the list, it's like Menudo- you start talking in complete sentences and they boot your ass. It ain't easy on the street for an influential infant.

*I refuse to acknowledge the results of this listing as my girl Violet was obviously cheated.

Photo: Celebs Now

Brad Pitt Has The Common Sense To Try and Change Laws

Karen — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Brad Pitt is sick of the paparazzi in his kids faces and is trying to change laws to protect celebrity children, he told Larry King last week.

"[They] call out my kids names and shove cameras in their faces, and I really believe there should be laws against that. I mean, my kids believe that any time you go outside the house there is just a wall of photographers and people that take their picture. That is their view of the world and I worry about the effect it will have on them," Angelina Jolie's partner says.

Pitt is Daddy to Maddox (6), Pax (3), Zahara (2) and Shiloh (17 months). Only Shiloh is a biological child with Angelina Jolie, the rest are adopted but Pitt doesn't see the difference.

"They're as much as my blood as I am theirs. And they are brothers and sisters. One came from Ethiopia, one from Vietnam, one from Cambodia, and one born in Namibia. And they are brothers and sisters, and they have fun and they squabble and they fight, just like any other family. And it makes me so proud."

All the power to him - after Liv Tyler's announcement she felt she had to move to protect her son and all the dangerous situations we've seen in the last year, I certainly hope something gets done.

Kelly Ripa Isn't Pregnant Again, She Just Had To Hurl

Karen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:04:00 GMT

Kelly Ripa left the set of Live With Regis and Kelly the other day because she wasn't feeling well. Today she is denying rumors of morning sickness and I'd write more about the situation, but honestly I fell asleep before ending this sent.....

WHO CARES!? It's not like it's Britney!

Well I don't but here's the quotes from the (YAWN) show:

"I've got my own theories, and let me tell you: She's pregnant again!" Philbin joked at the beginning of the program, adding, "I've been through it twice now!"

Ripa, 37, was quick to squash that rumor. "No, no," she said. "That would be nice, though. Wouldn't that be nice?"

Ripa won't be on the air on Thursday, however. Immediately after Tuesday's program, Philbin taped a second show with wife Joy as co-host.

"Tomorrow, Joy will be here, and you won't, and they'll say, 'My God, she really is pregnant!' " Philbin said.

Source: People

Britney's Sex Obsession Turns Off Blackout Model

Karen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:04:00 GMT

The model Britney Spears posed with for the artwork on Blackout turned her down for sex. Dressed as a priest for the shoot, model John Coulter commented on the racy shoot.

“Those pictures were pretty tame! There were a few other crazy ones. There was definitely chemistry between us.”

“She’s going through a lot, and some of it she does bring on herself.”

A source close to Britney added: “She was flirting with him the whole time! She asked if he had a girlfriend and what sexual position he liked… They did share a few kisses on set, for the camera - and a few that weren’t!”

But when the Gimme More star invited John back to the Four Seasons Hotel with her later that evening, he declined: “He said he didn’t want to get mixed up in it all. She couldn’t believe she was turned down.”

In related news, Star magazine is reporting that Britney has a “Fantasy Room” at her Beverly Hills home that is filled with sex toys, accessories and outfits.

A source told the magazine that the room includes a mirrored ceiling, handcuffs, whips & paddles and various costumes: “She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit.”

Worse yet, Britney's sex-related paraphenalia makes it to the livingroom for the kids to play with: "Star's source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney's dog. According to the tab, a "court-appointed watchdog" is set to declare the place a potential "health hazard."

The source added: “Britney is sexually obsessed.”

Atta boy, way to make sure the bloodflow returned to your brain before you joined the parade.

Britney's New Look

Karen — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears is sporting long blonde hair extensions and puffy lips (again), possibly for her video shooting today for Piece of Me?

The paparazzi was all over her again - video after the jump.

Britney Spears Beats Out Victoria Beckham in "Yummiest Mummies,' Jolie on Top

Karen — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:05:00 GMT

British newspaper The Sun named Angelina Jolie and Myleene Klass as "World's Yummiest Mummies," both getting 20% of the vote.

Actress Katie Holmes took 3rd place. In 4th place was Spice Girl Emma Lee Bunton. BUT GET THIS:

With 10% of the online vote, Britney Spears took 5th place, beating out Victoria Beckham. Those crazy Brits!

Britney also beat out Demi Moore, Jordan, Pamela Anderson, Geri Halliwell but not my dog Ruffy, who was spayed long before she ever became a baby mama, to a stuffed pig, who incidently we named: you guessed it: Britney.

Angelina On Beowulf, CGI And Sex

HerBadMother — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:03:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie says that she was surprised and discomfited when she realized that the animators for the movie Beowulf had turned her lizard-woman character into an, um, naked lizard-woman character.

Joile was "excited" when asked to play the role, not realizing what was in store. "I got a call that I was going to be working with Bob Zemeckis and then I was told I was going to be a lizard and he showed me these pictures of a woman half-painted gold and then a lizard. I've got kids and I thought 'that's great [and] so bizarre; I'm going to be this crazy reptilian person and creature.' I was very excited. Then I saw the poster and saw a few other things and realized I'm not just a lizard.

"I didn't expect ourselves to come out as much. I didn't expect it to feel as real," she added. "So, especially because of the type of character I play, it was kind of funny at first and then there were certain moments where I actually felt shy. I was really surprised that I felt that exposed."

I like Angelina Jolie, I really do, but I'm finding all these aw-shucks claims to modesty a little hard to believe. She was excited to be in Beowulf on behalf of her kids? Did she not read the original text - or, at least, the script? 'Not suitable for children' is kind of an understatement. And seeing how she's built the lion's share of her career on being a sex symbol, it's a tad disingenuous to insist that she felt 'exposed' and discomfited by the overt sexuality of her Beowulf character.

That said, I'm more anxious than ever to see the movie. You?

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Brad Pitt's In No State Of Play

HerBadMother — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Brad Pitt has dropped out of the movie State of Play, and could be facing a lawsuit.

Apparently, if Universal Pictures can't recast Brad's part by the time shooting is set to begin on November 29th, they will consider bringing a lawsuit against him. Word is that the producers fear that a failure to recast will prompt other members of the cast - which includes Edward Norton, Helen Mirren, Rachel McAdams, Jason Bateman and Robin Wright Penn - to withdraw and that this will put the project in jeopardy.

Brad reportedly dropped out of the project because of script concerns, which cannot be addressed because of the writers' strike.

Source: JustJared

Angelina Jolie Won't Be Giving Brad Pitt The Bird This Thanksgiving

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:35:00 GMT

Looks like it'll be a down-home Thanksgiving for the globe-trotting Brangelina. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and their four children will be heading to Missouri to spend the holiday with Pitt's family. A friend of the couple says that they're eager to show their children, Maddox, 6; Pax, 3; Zahara, 2; and 1-year-old Shiloh the importance of nourishing family ties. “Brad thinks it’s just as important to have the kids be exposed to the values he saw growing up in Missouri as it is for them to travel around the world,”

But don't expect Angelina to be sweating in the kitchen cooking up the bird. "’I'm not much of a cook, so we'll see what happens," she said. “We all chip in, but I don’t think anybody in my family wants me to handle Thanksgiving dinner." Hey Angie - there's always the Butterball Hotline!

I don't think Brad cares that Angie won't be doing the cooking - something tells me he wasn't attracted to her because she looked hot in an apron serving up a casserole.

[photo: MSNBC.com]

Pregnant Celebrities: The List!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:03:00 GMT

There must be something in the water. There sure are a lot of pregnancy rumors floating around. For instance:

Brooke Burke following up Heaven Rain with a new baby. She should name the kid Chocolate.
Keira Knightley dresses the part.
Are the hormones making Britney Spears crazy?
Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant. She is definitely naked.
Jeri Ryan is expecting a girl.
Jessica Seinfeld is not pregnant, but if she was she'd sneak cauliflower into the breast milk.
Desperate housewife Nicollete Sheridan is having Michael Bolton's baby. That's the word on Wisteria.
Apparently J-Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting someone new on the block. CONFIRMED!
Jordan does two things- show her stuff and make babies.
Giada De Laurentiis has a bun in her oven.
Xtina's finally admitted the obvious.
~~Bob Dylan~~ Cate Blanchett is with #3.
Nicole Richie is smokin' hot.
Ellen DeGeneres isn't just crossing picket lines!
Katie Holmes- I'm guessing the marathon disproved this rumor.
Halle Berry is enjoying the fruits of her labor, but not as much as her husband.
Do we hear the sound of little Posh feet? The Beckham boys could use a sister!
Julianna Margulies and a shotgun.
Jessica Alba? Again?
Katharine McPhee married and expecting?

See? That's a lot, right?

Beowulf Premiere: Angelina Jolie Has Teeth!

Karen — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:27:00 GMT

Brad and Angie hit the red carpet last night for the Los Angeles premiere of Beowulf which opens November 16th. Angelina looked totally weird and forced in these pictures but then I realized that Brad was pulling the lever in her back a little too hard.

Can someone please tell that boy that I'm sick of that damn cap? It's worse than Britney and her brown boots. You're rich! Change it up already!

More pictures after the jump, including one where Brad does his Rene Zellweger impression.

Pregnant Angelina Jolie Nude and Exposed!

Whit Honea — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:54:00 GMT

Yes, the latest adaptation of Beowulf is animated, but it's done with the same type of computer stuff (technical term) that they used on The Polar Express, where the actor is hooked up to a ton of little sensor dohickeys and basically has their image transfered. More or less.

My point, those scenes of a nude Anglina Jolie may be a cartoon, but that is a nude Angelina Jolie you're seeing. Kind of.

She was also pregnant with Shiloh at the time, but the animators were able to work around the baby bump. What's the big deal- she's playing a mother.

Apparently the animation is so life-like that watching it made Jolie feel "exposed" and she felt the need to warn Brad Pitt about how real it appeared. I'm guessing Brad was cool with it.

If the idea of a nude Anglinea Jolie on screen, even an animated one, is too much for you just remember, she's a freaking monster. Literally. It that doesn't work seek therapy.

Photo (top): Gossip Girls

Photo (lower): a-lohman

Angelina Jolie's New Movie: Wanted

Karen — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:04:00 GMT

The movie stills are out for Angelina's upcoming film: Wanted, due in theatres March 2008. The plot according to Empire Online:

“The film stars James McAvoy – officially nicest and most delightfully Scottish man in the world – as Wes, a disaffected office drone with a boss who hates him and a girlfriend who ignores him. That is until he meets the aptly named assassin Fox, played by Angelina Jolie.

"Following the murder of Wes’s father, Fox recruits him to join the Fraternity, a secret society that teaches Wes to unlock powers of lightning reflexes, enormous speed and above average sexiness. But, as with any mysterious sect, the Fraternity is not all it seems.”

Now why do they have to darken Ang's eyes like that for every tough chick role? I'm sorry, didn't Chrissy Hynde's look disappear in the 80's?

More action-packed stills below the jump.

Brangelina Under Fire: Globe-Trotting Is Bad Parenting, Says Expert

HerBadMother — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:03:00 GMT

So, let's say that you're a mega-rich, uber-fabulous, superstar family that jets around the world making movies and adopting children. Let's say that in that in a span of two years, you've lived in six different countries, and crossed the Atlantic more often than you've crossed a street in any one city. And let's say that although your eldest child is enrolled in school, he's only enrolled in any one school temporarily, and changes schools as often as you change households, which is pretty often.

If all of those things are true, then you're probably the Jolie-Pitt family, and one New York psychotherapist has some harsh words for you:

"(They're) not creating a stable environment outside the family unit," Manhattan-based psychotherapist/social worker Puja Hall told the New York Post. "Maddox is an adopted child, so he already has a sense of abandonment," she said. "Kids that constantly move are like army brats, in that very often they don't want to open up to people. They feel loss, and there is a problem with attachment."

"With the moves, the kids just don't invest in relationships, because they're going to lose them anyway," Hall said. "They think: 'Why bother? I'm not gonna stick around. We're gonna pick up and go, and the loss of friends is painful.' " She added that before Pax, 3, Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 16 months, get any older, Angelina and Brad need to decide where to settle down. "It needs to be weighed," said Hall. "At some point, they will have to make some important choices so the kids can form those bonds and keep them."

I don't know. On the one hand, I see her point: kids who move around a lot don't have as much opportunity to form attachments. Sure, they have each other, and their no-doubt doting parents, but the lack of other stable, ongoing social relationships - with friends and playmates and teachers - must certainly be experienced as a loss, even if it's a loss of something that they've never known.

On the other hand: we're talking about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt here, people. They can buy their kids friends.

What do you think?

Brad Pitt Says Don't Drink and Daddy

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Brad Pitt has stumbled into the same conclusion about drinking that a lot of parents do, that is a) it's hard to be on top of things when you're slightly impaired, and b) parenting and hangovers have to be the worst combination since Britney and K-Fed.

Pitt says it was a scare with Zahara that had him cut back on the sauce. He was two beers in and she started chocking on some ice, here, I'll let Brad tell you:

“About a year ago I’d had a couple of beers and my daughter Zahara had this piece of ice that had been dropped on the floor, and she was putting it in her mouth and began to choke on it, and that was it.

“You have to be absolutely on top of every situation. The other shit doesn’t work anymore. When they wake up in the middle of the night you have to be there. And you can’t deal with children when you have a hangover - that’s just a misery!”

Preaching to the choir, Pitt. Preaching to the choir.

Speaking of Brad and beer, here's an oldie but a goodie:

Photo: Celebs and Bubs