FameCrawler : Jon Bon Jovi

Jon Bon Jovi and Super Heroes- That's How He Rolls!

trix — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:03:00 GMT

Jon Bon Jovi has a super hero in his family, why didn't anyone say anything before this?

Is that the reason he and his family moved to New York, his super hero son need some tall buildings to leap in a single bound?

Seriously though, how cute is it that his son wanted to wear his costume? Did Jon Bon Jovi give in to a tantrum or does he let his son dress himself?

Did you notice that this post has been all questions?

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Jon Bon Jovi and the Boys

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 21:17:00 GMT

Jon Bon Jovi's boys Jacob and Romeo hung out with, and on top of, their daddy in NYC.

I can think of about 8 different Bon Jovi songs and none of them lend themselves to this picture without some serious unfunny stretching, so I'll just share this tidbit: I saw Bon Jovi open for Ratt back in the day. That's right. I was all hair and attitude back then. Guess which one of those things I've lost.

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Heather Lockler Was Not Trying to Commit Suicide

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:05:00 GMT

What was initially thought to be a suicide attempt by Heather Locklear turned out to be a bogus call made from somewhere other than the actress' home. Police and emergency crews responding to a 911 call reporting a "suicide attempt" by Locklear arrived to find her fine and completely responsive and left ten minutes later. It was not reported whether daughter Ava, 10, was with Locklear at the time.

While it's not clear who made the call, it was determined that the person was not at Locklear's home. Her rep issued the following statement:

"[I] spoke with Heather and she is fine. She never requested medical assistance and did not place a 911 call. Nor did anyone from her house call 911 or place a call requesting medical assistance."

I say that nutball Denise Richards made the call. If you remember, Denise stole Richie Sambora away from BFF Heather awhile back. She was probably listening to her old Bon Jovi albums, realized that "You Give Love a Bad Name" was about her, and started doing some drunk dialing.

Denise Richards Can't Shut The F*ck Up

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Governor Jon Bon Jovi? Hotter than Springsteen

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:18:00 GMT

Here's one for the ladies (and New Jersey's old governor).

Who knew when I saw Jon Bon Jovi belt out Runaway as the opening act for Ratt that I was in the midst of a future governor? Hell, who knew when I put Arnold Schwarchenegger as my hero in my 8th grade yearbook that he'd one day be my governor? Yes, I am surrounded by greatness.

Bon Jovi is rumored to have his ruggedly handsome eyes set tightly on New Jersey politics. I've seen worse. He's even hired people to look into it and feed denials to the press for him. Sounds like he's ready.

If you think that you may someday want to be governor of something let me know. I'll pencil you in.

Photo: SquareHippies

Jon Bon Jovi: Drugs And Mullets Are Like Bad Medicine

HerBadMother — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:03:00 GMT

You gotta love a dad who's totally frank about what he's reluctant to share with his kids about his past. In Jon Bon Jovi's case, it's his hair - or, rather, the hair that he had when he was rockin' out in the eighties. For some reason, he's less keen to show his kids his own concert footage from twenty years ago - because of shame around the hair - than he is to cop to dealing drugs as a teenager.

Bon Jovi's all sharesies when it comes to the drug stuff - spilling stuff like "I did the drug thing very young and wised up very young too, because I was into drugs a little too much... I was entrepreneurial even then, buying quarter pounds of dope and trying to make a couple of bucks" and "Did you ever smoke dope that was laced with PCP (phencyclidine) and then have that whole summer of hallucinations? It was f***ing awful" - but when it comes to the hair? He don't wanna go there.

"I've heard Richie Sambora (guitarist) and Dave Bryan (keyboard player) say they played their kids a DVD of our old concerts from 20 years ago, and they were really laughing. But I've never done that. They would probably laugh at my 80's hair. Sure they would."

I can't really blame him. I'm still embarassed about my 80's hair, and it was never as bad as this:

Stick to the drug stories, dude, and keep the hair under wraps - whatever street cred you gain with your kids for admitting that you did drugs will be utterly obliterated the minute they see the permed mullet and the scarves. And the make-up. Yeah, don't go there at all.

Jon Bon Jovi is Devilishly...Domestic

BadKitty — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:07:00 GMT

Jon Bon Jovi has tasted many a forbidden fruit. After 25 years as the one of New Jersey's proudest exports, aka one of the biggest bands evah, pretty much everything has been presented to him on a silver platter.

Like, in the 8th grade he was scoring all the local quality cougar action, in front of his mom. And doing drugs. Shit, who gave him the drugs, his mom? What was she doing while he was doing the Ladies of the PTA?

He's left that all behind him now, and has a lot of focus on his kids and perfecting his "dad voice." His main vice seems to be an over dependence on hair product.

And he wonders why no one thinks of him as a rocker any more. Yeah, I don't know either. Eye roll.

Source: People Magazine

Jon Bon Jovi is Still Slippery When Wet

Whit Honea — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:06:00 GMT

Jon Bon Jovi and one of his boys, I can't tell which, what with the water and waves and the stuff, were spotted taking in some summer fun, a blaze of glory, if you will.

You know, I actually saw Bon Jovi as an opening act touring with Ratt. Funny how that worked out, isn't it, Ratt?

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