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Jessica Alba At V-Day Luncheon

Karen — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:04:00 GMT

Jessica Alba was looking absolutely gorgeous in pink at a luncheon for V-Day.

V-Day is a worldwide charity dedicated to ending violence against women and girls.

Photo credit: Just Jared.

Eddie and Tracey Aren't Legally Married

Karen — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:03:00 GMT

So it seems the couple that 'got married' New Years Day, only performed a spiritual ceremony and aren't legally married. They plan to legalise their nuptuals in the States though.

One thing is for sure - this picture will give me nightmares. Creepy!

Married or not, Murphy certainly needs to step up as Daddy.

Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds Say "I Do" With a Lot of Dough

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:35:00 GMT

Just Jared described Eddie Murphy's New Years Day wedding as "small and sweet." I pictured Murphy and his bride Tracey Edmonds exchanging vows before a handful of close friends and family, in their garden that had been decorated with a couple of rose-filled vases and crepe-paper streamers. The bride would be wearing an off-the-rack shift, and her and Murphy would treat their guests to a buffet of salami on Ritz crackers washed down with Diet Coke and followed by a cheesecake from Trader Joes.

Well, I got the handful of close friends and family right.

According to People magazine, Murphy and Edmonds know how to party:

- The wedding took place in front of 25 guests on a private island off Bora Bora.

- Edmonds wore a custom-designed, form-fitting dress by designers Sugia Nazel and Jill Baracci.

- Edmonds gave her bridesmaids gold and diamond earrings from XIV Karats in Beverly Hills, and Murphy gave his groomsmen D.Atlantis watches.

- Event designer Colin Cowie created a gazebo on the beach made out of 6,000 shells.

- The custom-designed wedding cake featured four layers in whites and cream with handmade sugar cymbidium and dendrobium orchids.

As we like to say here at FameCrawler, the stars are nothing like us.

Meg Ryan and Daisy True at Whole Foods

Karen — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 14:04:00 GMT

Meg Ryan and daughter Daisy shop at Whole Foods on Christmas Eve.

No sign of a case of Two Buck Chuck though! (Boy do I wish we had Whole Foods up here in Canada!)

Happy New Year!

Spying on the Neighbors: 12-20-07

Whit Honea — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:06:00 GMT

The neighbors are gossiping again. That's okay, I can read lips.

Here's what they're saying:

Jessica Alba is pouty. (Jezebel)

TomKat steps out. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Lily Allen's little bump. (Just Jared)

Kate Hudson is in Vogue. (ICYDK)

Will Ferrell tried to stab Tina Fey. (Starked NY)

Russell Crow and family. (Babyrazzi)

Scary Spice sings and offends. (Gossip Girls)

Lily Allen is smokin' and pregnant. (Perez Hilton)

Xtina going with a C-section. (Gabsmash)

Teri Hatcher and Marcia Cross stuff Feed bags. (Celebrity Moms)

Britney on Video: Get Off My F*ckin'Car!

Karen — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 22:01:00 GMT

Britney stopped at Starbucks in Beverly Hills yesterday, making one Starbucks employee insane with no-tolerance policies as the paparazzi swarmed the store and asked about the children. Hilarity ensues.

My favorite part is the weird noise she makes after she balks at the price of Starbucks garb and counts out her change: "10, 11, 12, 13, 14 I'm embarrassed now."

Yeah you should be sweetheart -- for so many reasons but not knowing all the prices at Starbucks ought to top the list since you're there 34 times a day!

Gimmie No More: Britney Spears Banned From Club

Karen — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 15:50:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been banned from Hollywood hotspot "Winston" after a slew of drama back on October 29th. Apparently the popwreck argued with the bartender to trade clothes with her and the bartender refused. She was also "obsessed" with the manager but got "sick" of her attention.

A regular customer told press, “It was exciting when she was there. The whole bar would revolve around her.”

If I was that bartender I would have refused too. Yuck! I mean she doesn't look as dirty as Amy Winehouse but she certainly has a certain amount of ick to her -- espcially up close. Nasty!

Nicole Richie Leaves Anti-Drinking Program

Karen — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:02:00 GMT

Nicole Richie was granted a leave from the anti-drinking program she attends. This is not uncommon for participants to do as long as they have a valid reason -- hers being concern for her safety, says her rep.

"They offer that option to anyone with a medical condition of any kind," the rep says. "She is not receiving special treatment."

At 8 months pregnant, she is taking the break to spend last days of pregnancy at home before baby is born.

Sentenced in July, Richie must complete the 18 month program as a result of her sentencing for a DUI conviction.

You know, if this wasn't Hollywood, it would look a lot different: Mom gets a DUI, gets knocked up, serves time in jail and leaves rehab program to have baby. Throw some overalls on her and a trailer behind her and it's a different story altogether:

Source: People

Spying on the Neighbors: 11-24-07

Whit Honea — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 23:16:00 GMT

Wow, we missed a couple of days. Truth is, I was too ~~drunk~~ full from Thanksgiving to spy on the neighbors. Time for a little peeping:

TV dad Hulk Hogan was served divorce papers. Holy smokes! (Gabsmash)

James Wilke treks to turkey. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Nicole Richie gets her garlic on. (Just Jared)

Meg Ryan & Daisy True Fly on Thanksgiving

Karen — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:01:00 GMT

Daisy True, now 3, flies with Mama Meg Ryan and big brother Jack, 15, out of LAX on Thanksgiving Day. I'm guessing the other woman is the nanny. Boy is Daisy True getting so big! What a sweetheart.

More pics after the jump:

Photo Credit: Just Jared

Spying on the Neighbors: 11-20-2007

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:01:00 GMT

Hey, better late than never! Here is some greener grass, relatively speaking:

Johnny Depp sings! (Just Jared)

Jennifer Garner still finds things to do. (A Socialite's Life)

Nicole Richie, the Hilton sisters and cleavage. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Britney Spears drives undercover. Literally. (Perez Hilton)

"The Picture Tom Cruise Doesn't Want You to See" - Get Yer Angry Baldy Right Here, Folks

HerBadMother — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:23:00 GMT

That picture that Tom Cruise doesn't want you to see? The story is that the diminutive Scientologist and the producers of the Ben Stiller movie (Tropic Thunder) in which he appears just don't want the 'surprise' cameo ruined for fans. Which, whatever. If there's really anybody out there who would get a big thrill out of seeing a fat, balding Tom appear unexpectedly in a Ben Stiller movie, I doubt that they're going to be put off by a little spoiler or two. You'd have to be a die-hard Tomophile to get off on the combination of Tom, prosthetics and Ben Stiller. Really.

My guess? The producers of the Ben Stiller movie orchestrated the dissemination of those photos to drum up press for the movie - because, really, how many Ben Stiller movies have done boffo box office recently? (how many Tom Cruise movies have done boffo box office recently?) - and Tom's just choked because a) his 'serious' movie is a flop and he's still stinging from that, b) he looks like a right idiot, and c) put those two things together and you have the perfect recipe for a Scientologist hissy fit.

Get a good look at the picture and get your giggles in while you can; the deputies of Xenu will make us take it down soon.

Photo source: Just Jared

Spying on the Neighbors: 11-19-2007

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:24:00 GMT

Hello, and welcome to Monday, November 19th, 2007. It's a holiday week and it looks like the neighbors are busy writing recipes instead of gossip, but here are a few appetizers:

Jessica Seinfeld bakes excuses on the View. (Jezebel)

I thought Planet Hollywood had gone the way of Pluto. (Gabsmash)

Russell Simmons and daughters lights snowflakes. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Wyclef talks about 'Crazy Hill.' (TeenHollywood)

Guy Ritchie and kids take in "Fred Claus." (Just Jared)

Tom Cruise Is Fat, Bald & Hot!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Did I say hot? I meant, pass me a bucket. Cruise is set to appear in Ben Stiller's comedy, Tropic Thunder, slated for a July 2008 release. Mark your calendars!

Cruise is apparently playing a studio mogul in the film, which also stars, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Downey, Jr., Jack Black, Nick Nolte, Bill Hader and Justin Theroux. The movie is about a group of actors shooting a big budget war movie and through some freak occurrences, they end up being forced to become the soldiers they are portraying. Sounds absolutely ~~strange~~ riveting!

I can't take my eyes off of that chest hair. I'm assuming Tom is in costume in that above picture, but hey, maybe that's his real look and when we see him out with Katie Holmes, that look is really the costume. Oh zing!

Photo source: Just Jared

Kingston Rossdale Ain't no Holla Back Boy

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 22:14:00 GMT

Gwen Stefani brought her son Kingston on stage. The kid is a natural. Don't worry, the video is much better!

Photo: Just Jared

Britney's Lawyer Files A Request to Have Random Drug Testing Brought to an End

Karen — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 20:05:00 GMT

In the latest twist of the complicated case that is Britney and Kevin's custody battle, Britney's lawyer filed to have those pesky random drug tests to a screeching halt.

Considering her behaviour since this case began, I doubt Commissioner Gordon is going to allow this motion to pass. That'd be like saying Scooby Doo could have all the Scooby Snacks he wanted and also raise puppies. And by puppies, I mean babies, and by Scooby Snacks I mean vodka shots with Red Bull. And by Scooby Doo, I mean Charles Manson. Okay I'm pushing it but didn't Kevin's supposed girlfriend say some crap about Britney killing the kids? Yeah she did, so bite me.

Also in breaking (yawn) news, the parenting coach from hell is set to present her findings to the judge.

Here's how it'll go down:

- went to Starbucks

- drove around with photographers at every turn

- went tanning

- picked up kids

- went to Starbucks

- drove around with photographers at every turn

- went to get nails done

- went to Starbucks

- drove around with photographers at every turn

- took kids to lunch

- went to Starbucks

- drove around with photographers at every turn

- dropped kids off

See? YAWN.

Ryan Seacrest Says Britney Spears was Lap Dancing

Karen — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 23:20:00 GMT

Remember that silly song "Gimmie More" and the outrageously true-to-life stripper act Britney acted out in the video? Yeah well, Ryan Seacrest, squealing pig to the stars was on air this morning and said he witnessed Britney "I'm not gonna kill my kids y'all" Spears lap dancing while partying with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

Said Seacrest, “I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood. She had her sunglasses on. I said, ‘Busy day, huh?’ She kind of smiled and laughed and said, ‘Yeah.’ And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking.”

“Lap dancing?” a co-host asked.

“I mean some would say,” Seacrest said.

“She’s on his lap,” the co-host continued.

“Yeah,” Seacrest replied.

I called my husband right away (Biggest Dallas Cowboy's Fan Ever) to report this to him and asked if there was anything about Romo I could poke fun at. "NO!" he exclaimed, "He's a good guy! He's the quarterback!"

"Great," I replied, "So all I can say is dude better have showered after that skank was all over him?"

"Yeah," he replied, "with a pressure washer," and then he began to weep.

Violet Affleck Plays With $20 Bills, Mommy Jennifer Garner's Thong Slip

Karen — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:25:00 GMT

Jennifer Garner and her butt (below the jump) were recently spotted at the park with baby Violet. To keep Violet happy, she was handed a $20 to play with. There's a joke here somewhere but it's just too easy. Besides, my co-workers can't say anything bad about Garner either. We're all just a bunch of pussies here at Famecrawler.

Photo credit: Just Jared.

Sadie Sandler and David Spade Like the Same Stuff: Adam and Piers

Whit Honea — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:01:00 GMT

I've been to the Santa Monica Pier plenty of times and while I've seen just about everything you can imagine walking along the promenade and beach, I've never seen Adam Sandler or David Spade. They, however, just happened to bump into each other. Sadie was not bumped into.

You know David must be pretty special to make Adam smile in front of the paparazzi. That's sweet.

PS- Go Yanks!

Actually, they're watching Mommy on the rollercoaster, but for some reason I like the idea of Adam calling out all excited to David Spade across a crowded pier.

Photos: Just Jared

Faith Hill Explains Groping Etiquette to Thousands

Whit Honea — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:12:00 GMT

Pretty Faith Hill, in all of her unairbrushed glory, was not happy when a fan grabbed her husband's baby making equipment. Apparently a person in the audience handled Tim McGraw's stuff, and Faith addressed him/her over the microphone:

“Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don’t go grabbin’ somebody else’s, somebody’s husband’s balls, you understand me? That’s very disrespectful.”

Of course this opens up all kinds of questions concerning just whose balls you can grab.

Just Jared has a video of Faith setting the fan straight.

BTW, while watching the video I couldn't help but notice the noise that the band was making. Is that what their music sounds like? I want my money back and I wasn't even there.

The Crowes Are Bored Too

Whit Honea — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:08:00 GMT

Russell, Danielle and Charles Crowe were seen puttin' around... and that's all I got.

Damn, don't we have a bunch of women ready to pop? Where are all the breaking birth stories?

In the meantime, Russell, whatever your wife is saying, the kid doesn't want to hear it. You, however, have the poker face of a priest. Nice.

Source: Just Jared