FameCrawler : Katie

Suri Cruise Doesn't Have Any Friends?

trix — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:02:00 GMT

I don’t know about you, but when my son comes home from school and says no one would play with him that day, I feel so bad for him. I know it’s an imagined slight, but still, his sadness is gut-wrenching to me.

Katie and Tom have limited the type of friends Suri is allowed to play with. She has very few friends and none other than her little Scientology friends, which is why we always see her with her mommy.

A source told Britain’s Star magazine: “She never hangs out with her dance friends before or after class. Her mom takes her and waits in the lobby during class. Then their entourage whisk her away again.”

“They prefer Suri not to hang out with other kids unless they’re Scientologists. And she doesn’t have many play dates with children and is happy just spending time talking to her dolls as though she is their adult nanny.”

Kids make friends pretty easily, but they like who they like, not who you want them to like.

Suri’s schedule is going to get busier, she has reportedly been signed up for piano and violin lessons. They make great friends. I have a friend that teaches piano (he’s actually a concert pianist from Argentina) and he says not to sign up the kids until they are 6. Just sayin. . .

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Who'll Get Pregnant First -Katie or Nicole?

trix — Mon, 04 May 2009 15:33:00 GMT

Nicole Kidman threw down the gauntlet to Katie Holmes.

She ever so slyly challenged Katie to provide another sibling for Connor and Isabella.

'I mean, my children are a huge part of my life, so we spend time in LA for Isabella and Connor [who live there with Cruise], but I don't have any kind of roots there.'

She talked about Connor and Isabella's relationship with Sunday, "'They're very adoring of her. They're used to having a little one around, because of Suri [Cruise's daughter with Katie Holmes]. Bella is very maternal. Connor would like one of us to have a boy. [Pauses.] Katie…? [Laughs].' "

In Hollywood it must be hard to get away from your ex's, since everyone's pretty much dated everyone else. There's always the pressure of looking good to spite your ex, that's hard...

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A Message from Suri Cruise

Whit Honea — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Sweet, little Suri Cruise had a message for the paparazzi.

Here it is:

Do you think they got it?

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Spying on the Neighbors: 8-22-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:57:00 GMT

It looks like a Fail Whale!

Pete Wentz falls down, goes boom (Jezebel)

Playdate for Maggie Gyllenhaal and Michelle Williams (Celebs and Bubs)

Jennifer Garner goes to the doctor (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Pregnant Pink Power Ranger (Knocked Up Celebs)

Beckinsale Backinla (Gossip Girls)

More pregnant Lopezes (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Teri Hatcher's attacker is dead (Perez Hilton)

Three things Zuma (Mamarazi)

Josh Hamilton is Having a Banner Year

Whit Honea — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 20:33:00 GMT

Texas Ranger (baseball, not Walker) and star of the Home Run Derby Josh Hamilton got one more home run this week when his wife Katie gave birth to Michaela, their third daughter.

Congratulations to the Hamilton family.

Josh Hamilton Loves God and Baseball

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Don't Mess With Katie Holmes, Or She Will CUT YOU

HerBadMother — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:30:00 GMT

Katie - whoops, Kate - Holmes has a warning for anybody out there who's thinking about dissing her family, yo: don' mess with her, y'all, or she will hurt you.

And by 'mess with' she means 'don't talk shit.' Referring to "stuff in the news" about daughter Suri and ~~His Imperial Lordship~~ husband Tom, she said “that’s just not OK. It’s something that I don’t stand for. I am a mother.”

"I will stand up for my family."

Jada Pinkett-Smith, friend and soon-to-be cult companion, says that we all should listen to her. “Behind all that grace is a tiger,” she said. “[Kate] is extremely protective.”

I would be trembling with fear right now, but I'm shaking too hard from the laughter.

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No Boston For Katie Holmes

HerBadMother — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Katie Holmes will not, her representatives say, be running the Boston Marathon. Which is about as close to a non-announcement as anything, seeing as she's simply not eligible to run in that marathon and so could not have even entertained the possibility.

Unlike the New York Marathon, which will basically let anyone and their grandmother run, the Boston marathon requires that would-be competitors qualify by meeting a 'designated time standard' pegged to their age group (as determined by performance in another recognized marathon.) For Katie's age group, that time would be three hour, forty minutes - as in, finished another marathon within three hours and forty minutes. Katie finished the New York Marathon in, oh, about five hours and forty minutes, or thereabouts. So, no - unless the Scientologists have figured out some way to alter the space-time continuum in order to retroactively adjust Katie's run time, she wasn't going to be running Boston, no matter what.

I'm assuming that this was just a lame-assed effort to get Katie's name in some headlines, as her new movie, Mad Money, opens this weekend. Very lame.

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Katie Holmes Takes Creepy To A Whole New Level

HerBadMother — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:35:00 GMT

Katie Holmes freaks me out. I know - join the club - but still: sometimes it's like she's trying to freak everyone out. Like when she says shit like this:

"Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then. I like it when he likes it. It makes me blush."

Minis? Blush? Um, ew. I don't want to know what kind of weird shit Tom is telling you to tell the world about your creepy non-existent sex-life so that people will think that he's, like, straight or whatever. But at least if you're going to make shit up, make it convincing, and don't editorialize with bizarre statements like 'it makes me blush.' That is both mind-bogglingly creepy and so obviously fabricated that it proves, in four words, that you have either had your brain removed and replaced by a computer that is programmed by Cruise's private team of robotic scientists, all of whom live in their parents' basements and think that grown women really wear mini-suits and say things like 'that makes me blush,' , or that you have been so fully subjected to Scientology mind-screwage that all those old Dawson's Creek lines tucked away in the darker corners of your brain are scrambling and reconstituting themselves into bad science-fiction-slash-soft-porn dialogue. Or both.

Either way, it's freaking me out. Stop.

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Katie Holmes' Ho-Ho-Horrific Pants

HerBadMother — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:02:00 GMT

Is this an effort by Katie Holmes to be hip, or to get into the holiday spirit? Either way, it looks like she's in pain. Those skinny jeans cutting off your circulation, Katie? There's a reason why Santa wears baggy red trousers held up by suspenders - he knows that there's nothing worse than numb thighs and a pinched crotch.

By the way, do Scientologists even celebrate Christmas? Or is there, like, a Thetan-free version of Kwanzaa or something? God, it must just suck to live in the Cruise household.

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Katie Holmes Got Back

Whit Honea — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:11:00 GMT

Damn, Katie. Baby's showing back. Look at this next picture, she's showing more back than Tom's showing short. That's hot.

Photo: Celebutopia

The Best Pictures of Katie Holmes and Tom and Suri Cruise. Ever.

Whit Honea — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 22:33:00 GMT

This is possibly the most believable photo of celebrity parents I have ever seen, and it's TomKat! Who would've thunk it?

Just look at Tom, his hair is disheveled, he has a blanket on his shoulder and the three "S's" in one hand; shoes, snacks and sippy cup. That is full daddy mode right there. I'm so happy to see this that I'm not even going to crack wise on Xenu for an entire post.

This is what I'm talking about:

Sleep well, sweet prince.

Photos: Celebutopia

Pregnant Celebrities: The List!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:03:00 GMT

There must be something in the water. There sure are a lot of pregnancy rumors floating around. For instance:

Brooke Burke following up Heaven Rain with a new baby. She should name the kid Chocolate.
Keira Knightley dresses the part.
Are the hormones making Britney Spears crazy?
Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant. She is definitely naked.
Jeri Ryan is expecting a girl.
Jessica Seinfeld is not pregnant, but if she was she'd sneak cauliflower into the breast milk.
Desperate housewife Nicollete Sheridan is having Michael Bolton's baby. That's the word on Wisteria.
Apparently J-Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting someone new on the block. CONFIRMED!
Jordan does two things- show her stuff and make babies.
Giada De Laurentiis has a bun in her oven.
Xtina's finally admitted the obvious.
~~Bob Dylan~~ Cate Blanchett is with #3.
Nicole Richie is smokin' hot.
Ellen DeGeneres isn't just crossing picket lines!
Katie Holmes- I'm guessing the marathon disproved this rumor.
Halle Berry is enjoying the fruits of her labor, but not as much as her husband.
Do we hear the sound of little Posh feet? The Beckham boys could use a sister!
Julianna Margulies and a shotgun.
Jessica Alba? Again?
Katharine McPhee married and expecting?

See? That's a lot, right?

Tom Cruise is Down to Earth and Apparently a Bit of a Liar

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 13:05:00 GMT

In spite of his millions, his private jets, his mansions and his movie star wife, Tom Cruise insists he is a simple man. No, really. "I wear jeans, socks and a shirt - all totally normal. I get my hair cut on set. I have no iPhone, no mobile, no email address, no watch, no jewelry, no wallet." Judging by this statement, I expect to see Cruise living among the Amish, wife Katie in a bonnet by his side as they pull up to their movie premiere in a pony-powered buggy.

But wait - this photo was taken last Monday during Cruise's appearance on TRL and what's that wrapped around his wrist? Could that be the battery-operated time-telling device that Tom claims has no place in his life? I'm thinking that after this shot was taken, Tom got on his iPhone to his agent, told him to forward his contracts to his email, and then pulled out his wallet to throw hundred-dollar bills to the crowd. I'll bet he's lying about the socks, too.

[photo: People.com]

Tom Cruise Has an Anniversary Surprise For Katie Holmes; Let's Hope it's Not a Ticket Back to the Mothership

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 22:05:00 GMT

With the first wedding anniversary of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes approaching, the question on everyone's mind is, "What will Tom buy Katie?" I know I've been losing sleep over it, and this right after I'd finally found peace of mind over the fact that Paul and Heather will not be reconciling.

Cruise was being honored on Tuesday night at the Museum of the Moving Image at its annual black-tie salute and was asked what he and Holmes would be doing to celebrate their one year anniversary. "I've got some things in store," he answered. When asked if he had secret plans for his wife he answered, "Absolutely!"

So what does a slightly maniacal mega-superstar gazzillionaire give his marathon-running, maybe-held-against-her-will wife for their paper anniversary? I've got ideas!

Risky Business poster to show what he looked like before the Thetans got a hold of him

Suitcase full of cash. Marked bills, of course.

2008 calendar with Katie's ovulation schedule pre-marked, as well as all days (2) she's allowed to see her friends and family.

Receipt from their first date together. Because there's nothing more memorable than take-out for twelve at a Scientology briefing.

[photo: People.com]

Is Jordan Pregnant Again?

Whit Honea — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 19:27:00 GMT

Last night Jordan, aka Katie Price, won an award for "Best You Can Be Woman of the Year" at Cosmo's shindig. What the hell does that mean? She's the best that she can be, personally? Way to keep the bar low, Cosmo.

But I digress. This post is actually regarding a rumor that dlisted is claiming to be true- that Jordan is once again with child. You may recall that she gave birth in June to Princess Tiaamii, so if this is true than she and Peter aren't messing around- or they are messing around. You know what I mean.

They do make a good point. Why would Jordan be caught wearing such a conservative outfit if she wasn't hiding something?

Photo: dlisted

Paula Radcliffe Is One Fast Mama

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:05:00 GMT

So she didn't have her family flown in by private jet and wasn't kissed halfway through the race by the dude from Top Gun, Paula Radcliffe won the women's race of the New York City Marathon. Take that, Thetans!

And while all the paparazzi lenses may have been turned towards more famous runners like Lance 'Man Ho' Armstrong and Katie Holmes, Radcliffe pulled off a spectacular feat, winning the grueling 26.2 mile race a mere 291 days after giving birth to daughter Isla Lough. It's been 3,285 days since I last gave birth and I get winded just walking to the refrigerator.

There was a pall of sadness at the start of 38th running of the marathon, as all the runners observed a moment of silence to honor fellow marathoner Ryan Shay who died the day before during the U.S. Olympic trials in Central Park. For Radcliffe, Shay's untimely death put things in perspective. "It's just a race at the end of the day. We're just racers...It's about how much you have left inside."

Katie Holmes Runs Gruelling Marathon, Then Is Forced To Watch Tom Cruise Movies

HerBadMother — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 14:33:00 GMT

It's an awesome thing to run a marathon, it really is. And I'm told that, the pain notwithstanding, it's an exhilarating experience. Which, sure, okay - I can see how some people might think that. Personally, I think that it sounds like sheer hell. And reading the stories and seeing the pictures of Katie Holme's epic run yesterday didn't do anything to dissuade me of this opinion. Katie might have been enjoying herself, but it sure doesn't look that way. Girlfriend looks pained, not least, I imagine, because she is not wearing a bra.

(I'm going to pause for a moment to let that sink in.)

No bra. Is there any greater hell than running 26-plus miles with one's delicate post-partum puppies flapping and chafing against one's loose, sweaty yoga-wear? Well, as a matter of fact, there is...

It may be pretty hellish to run a marathon bra-less, but I put it to you that it is more hellish to run a marathon bra-less and then be made to sit down and watch an earnest drama about Afghanistan starring Tom Cruise. Like, Ninth Circle of Hell hellish. Seriously, is this some variation on the Ludovico Technique that the Church of Scientology is trying out?

You know, I've never bought that the Holmes-Cruise union was anything more than a convenient, publicity-friendly sham. But really, shouldn't even a fake husband do better, when celebrating a major accomplishment of his fake wife, than making everybody watch a super-boring movie starring him?

(Photo Credits: INFdaily.com, JustJared.com)

Katie Holmes Finishes But New Mom Paula Radcliffe Wins NYC Marathon

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:15:00 GMT

In spite of (or maybe because of) a mid-race liplock with hubby Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes didn't win the New York City Marathon. That honor went to new mom Paula Radcliffe, who won the women's race. Radcliffe, who trained throughout her pregnancy and just gave birth in January, finished the race with a time of 2:23:09 Holmes time was 5:29:58.

How is this possible? Obviously someone up at Scientology headquarters isn't doing their job and forgot to cosmically transport Katie to the finish line in warp speed. No matter, as Katie still got a lavish end-of-race party that Tom put together for her at Tavern On The Green, with all her family flown in from Ohio. Don't feel sorry for all the other runners that trained hard for the race - I'm sure they had a nice cold cup of water and a stale granola bar waiting for them at the finish line.

Run, Katie, Run

Whit Honea — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 21:07:00 GMT

Katie, be the rabbit. Na-na-na-na-na-na. Yes, I'm channeling both John Updike and Chevy Chase. What? Would you rather have Soulja Boy and Duane Chapman (that's Dog the Bounty Hunter)?

Katie Holmes is planning to run in the NYC marathon tomorrow. She has supposedly been training for the race. I think we all know she's really training for escape. I watch TV, I know how this works. Here's the plan, Katie, get your pregnant ass on that pavement and run until the currency changes. I suggest north. You've had the training. You have the desire. Run where Xenu ain't.

Photo: Celebutopia

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Look Like Saucy Siblings

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 22:14:00 GMT

Katie Holmes was cool enough to wear flats to the premiere of Lions for Lambs which combined with Tom Cruise's platform shoes leveled the playing field. Cruise still insisted on standing on a stack of phone books, but whatever, he's the star.

Is it just me or is TomKat starting to resemble itself? They look more like brother and sister, or sister and sister, than husband and wife. I can't tell where one ends and the other begins. They complete each other. That's so romantic.

Photos: Celebutopia

It Sure Looks Like Katie Holmes is Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 17:35:00 GMT

The curvy body. The wild hormones. The empire-waisted dresses and shapeless shirts. But enough about Tom Cruise. He and Katie Holmes are shown here at the L.A. premiere of his new movie, Lions for Lambs, and Holmes appears to be sporting the latest celeb fashion accessory - the baby bump.

The couple, who will celebrate their first wedding anniversary on November 18, have both said in interviews that they would like a sibling for daughter Suri, 18-months. By the looks of the mound underneath Holmes' dress, it appears the seed has indeed been planted for yet another Scientology spawn. All hail Xenu!

[photo: UsMagazine.com]

Tom Cruise Hugging On and Leering At Posh Spice

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Hey - Why's Tom Cruise hugging on Victoria Beckham and looking like he wants to bang her? Oh, sorry - that's Katie Holmes, just back from her appointment at Supercuts where she got her new Posh 'do. As for Tom, he's obviously thinking, "Cool. It'll be just like hugging and banging Victoria Beckham!"

Speaking of Posh, the Spice Girls and things inappropriate, it seems that Tom is having trouble scoring tickets to the Spice Girls concert. After trying to call in a favor with Katie's former BFF, he was turned down. "You know what, I phoned Victoria but she said, 'I'm sorry we're sold out." Of course, everyone knows that 'Sold Out' is the new hip euphemism for "Your wife stole my haircut and now you are dead to me."

[photo: People.com]

Katie Holmes: Hiding A Bump, Or Just A Bad Case Of The Fugs?

HerBadMother — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 19:03:00 GMT

Either Katie's hiding a bump, or she's been taking style lessons from Jennifer Lopez, and we all know what that means.

Seriously. The only reasons to wear to such a big, godawfully fugly sweater are a) when you're trying to draw attention away from bad hair or an out-of-control muffin top, or b) when you're hiding a baby bump.

If it weren't for that weird marathon training business that Katie's been up to, I'd say bump, for sure. But it could be to draw attention away from the hair, I suppose. She really does need to do something about that hair.

How to Dress Like Katie Holmes and/or Suri: The Video Tutorial

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 16:15:00 GMT

You know that jeans and jacket outfit that Katie Holmes wore (once) that set her back $6,000? How would you like to wear that same thing for only a hundred and some change? Now you can!

The Suri accessory cost extra.

There are also some other stars covered, but to be honest I lost interest when I realized I was too tall to play Tom.

Photo: Celebutopia

Katie Holmes Is Gonna Run, Run, Run, Run Away

HerBadMother — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 14:03:00 GMT

Katie Holmes is reportedly training to run the New York City Marathon next year.

No word on why she plans to run - I wouldn't have pegged her for the loneliness of the long-distance runner type - but my guess is that it's practice for the day that she needs to get the hell out of Cruise-town. If she's spotted "training" with Suri in a baby carrier and a stack of Louis Vuitton luggage piled into the jogging stroller, we'll know something's up.

(photo credit - JustJared)