FameCrawler : Mad Money

Spying on the Neighbors: 7-2-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Those kids better not shoot any bottle-rockets towards us.

Teri Hatcher snubbed by Emmy (Gabby Babble)

Sheryl Crow and Wyatt (Celebrity Moms)

Suri's mad money (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Gwen Stefani will be skinny again (Expo Say)

Daddy Lohan still and idiot (Perez Hilton)

Daniel Day-Lewis and family hit the streets (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Katie Holmes' Battle With Scientology

Karen — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:04:00 GMT

According to the latest issue of New Idea magazine, Katie Holmes is at odds with husband Tom Cruise over her "desperate plans to have another baby as soon as possible."

The magazine claims Katie "has her heart set on giving Suri a little playmate."

The publication further reports that Katie has sought the advice of an L.A. fertility clinic, depsite protests from the Scientologists Elders and controlling husband Tom Cruise.

There Is NO WAY Katie Holmes Is Pregnant

Karen — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Katie Holmes, dressed head to toe in a slinky gun-metal grey dress, let the dress squash any pregnancy rumors at the 10th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards held at the Beverley Wilshire Hotel last night.

(another pic and pregnancy rumors after the jump!)

Rumors flew late last month when Katie bought a bunch of baby blankets in pink and blue. A source close to the stars tried to set the truth straight: "hey, can't a girl buy some baby clothes for friends?"

It is believed the blankets are for Jennifer Lopez's babies, due to arrive ~~any day now~~ today?

Katie Holmes: Wishful Thinking?

Karen — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Normally Kate is dressed in figure flattering, tailored outfits, but this maternity-esque shirt has me guessing one of three things:

1) She's looking for the rumor mill to churn out a few "Is Katie Pregnant" stories (likely);

2) She's studying to be a hairdresser and liked the chic apron;

3) Tom has injected her with LRH/alien spermies and she actually is pregnant a la Rosemary's Baby.

What's with all the smirking today?

Baby Mama Clip

Whit Honea — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:12:00 GMT

Man, this looks so much better than Mad Money.

Baby Mama starring Tina Fey and Amy Poelher will be out this spring. Here's a clip to pass the time:

Source: Popbytes

Katie Holmes Pregnant With Ex-Boyfriend's Baby?

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Is Katie Holmes incubating the spawn of an ex-lover? The National Enquirer seems to think so. I'm almost certain they would have to be talkiing about Chris Klein, who Katie was involved with before Tom Cruise kidnapped married her.

But what are the chances of Katie actually getting away from the watchful eye of the Scientology thugs to get pregnant? When did this happen - while she was running that marathon, or when she was out shopping with Posh, or maybe that time she told Tom she was going down to the 7-Eleven for a Big Gulp?

Stay tuned – I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Meaning, I'm going to go buy this issue of The Enquirer and read it cover to cover.

Katie Holmes, Is That You? "Anonymous" Declares War on Scientology

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:35:00 GMT

Tom Cruise, you've been served. An internet vigilante group calling itself "Anonymous" has declared war on the Church of Scientology. Reacting to the recent pulling of the Tom Cruise/Scientolofreak videos from YouTube, the group is retaliating against what they are calling internet censorship. The Church of Scientology is currently pursuing a lawsuit against website Gawker for copyright infringement for their posting of the videos.

"Anonymous" includes computer experts that are already known for causing internet mischief. In recent days the group has defaced websites for local chapters of the Church of Scientology and has also fax-spammed those same offices. To explain their campaign against Scientology, the group has posted a YouTube video putting the Church on notice:

"Over the years, we have been watching you, your campaigns of misinformation, your suppression of dissent, your litigious nature. All of these things have caught our eye.

"We shall proceed to expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form."

I was hoping there would be some threats to kidnap Katie from the mothership and release her back on earth.

Click HERE to see the video.

[photo: People.com]

Tom Cruise and Son Connor: A Cut Above

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:05:00 GMT

Tom Cruise took his son Connor out last week for a little male bonding at Wolfgang Puck's steak restaurant, Cut. There are steaks on Cut's menu that cost $160 - not your usual male bonding experience, where a couple of guys hit Hooters and scarf down a platter of chicken wings.

Connor is a really nice looking kid, and from what I've read seems pretty normal and well-adjusted. I wonder if he knows his dad's brain is in a jar in L. Ron Hubbard's library.

[photo: People.com]

Katie Holmes' Lonely Valentine's Days

Karen — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:03:00 GMT

~~Willy Wonka~~ Katie Holmes recently revealed that she never celebrated Valentine's Day because she wasn't popular among boys. The Mad Money star told the press,

"I went to an all-girls school and every Valentine's Day they would announce who had flowers in the office,” she said.

"My name was never called – never."

Well those boys are probably kicking themselves now -- you're married to the "Biggest Star in Hollywood!*"

* another quote from Katie. I do not drink the Scientology water. Apparently it isn't exactly age-defining.

Don't Mess With Katie Holmes, Or She Will CUT YOU

HerBadMother — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:30:00 GMT

Katie - whoops, Kate - Holmes has a warning for anybody out there who's thinking about dissing her family, yo: don' mess with her, y'all, or she will hurt you.

And by 'mess with' she means 'don't talk shit.' Referring to "stuff in the news" about daughter Suri and ~~His Imperial Lordship~~ husband Tom, she said “that’s just not OK. It’s something that I don’t stand for. I am a mother.”

"I will stand up for my family."

Jada Pinkett-Smith, friend and soon-to-be cult companion, says that we all should listen to her. “Behind all that grace is a tiger,” she said. “[Kate] is extremely protective.”

I would be trembling with fear right now, but I'm shaking too hard from the laughter.

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Katie Holmes Slims Fast on the "KH Diet"

Karen — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Katie Holmes sure looked leggy last week and slim as heck on Letterman. She's lost quite a bit of weight of late and attributes it to her very own "KH Diet."

“Katie has had a hectic few months and as well as running around after Suri, she has been juggling work with a strict exercise plan,” the Daily Star quoted an insider, as saying.

“The diet called the ‘KH’ diet –for Katie Holmes –consists of a bowl of carrot soup for breakfast, followed by raw broccoli for lunch and dinner.

“Obviously Katie has a small amount of protein with the broccoli such as steamed tofu, or fish, but the green superfood is the key.

“She and Tom are buying organic broccoli by the bucket-load. Katie loves running at the moment and has been jogging a lot of late,” the insider added.

Katie Holmes Gives Hardware to Queen Latifah

Whit Honea — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:31:00 GMT

Katie Holmes dropped by the BET studio earlier in the week to give Queen Latifah her Golden Globe for best performance by an actress in a mini-series or motion picture made for television for her role in the HBO film Life Support.

Speaking of life support, apparently the duo's new movie Mad Money has done about as well as we all expected, which is only slightly better than a Jessica Simpson anything.

Don't worry, ladies, I'm sure you'll work again- to be clear, I'm talking to Latifah and Holmes, not Simpson.

Source/Photo: People

Bad Money: Critics Pan Katie Holmes Latest Performance

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:35:00 GMT

The critics have spoken, and they're not fans of Katie Holmes' 'comeback' performance in the new comedy Mad Money. The film, which also stars Queen Latifah and Diane Keaton, was being touted as Holmes' first return to the big screen since marrying Tom Cruise and giving birth to daughter Suri. Looks like Tom's latest on-screen performance is the one to watch these days.

In one of the more caustic reviews, a New York Post critic calls the movie “the most cringe-making return since Love Boat: The Next Wave" and saves his harshest criticism for Mrs. Cruise. “Holmes, with Alice Cooper hair and crazy Jim Carrey eyes, looks terrible and acts worse, unless this movie is unintentionally a lobotomy documentary,” the reviewer writes. “Whatever could have happened to her in the last couple of years to zap the talent out of her like this?”

I haven't seen the movie, but judging by the trailers I have to agree. Did anyone see Holmes in her well-reviewed film Pieces of April? Rent this movie, and tell me that the girl hasn't been brainwashed and talent-washed since then.

[photo: USmagazine.com]

Katie Holmes Faked Running In The NY Marathon?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:03:00 GMT

Did Katie Holmes actually run in the NY Marathon a few months back? There are whispers of her actually having someone else do it for her. Huh? How would that be possible?

Apparently there are "conspiracy theory" type reports that may explain how it's not very possible that she really did run it:

Katie ran for five and a half hours and then later that evening wore heels out when she was at the premiere of Lions for Lambs with hubby Tom Cruise. I guess if you run for that length of time, no way you're sticking your feet in heels.

Katie didn't wear a sports bra, just a camisole-type shirt with a built in bra which is nothing like an actual sports bra. Many female runners said that she would chafe and it would be painful and uncomfortable. Also Katie's pants seem to be long, dragging on the ground and that would hamper someone's running.

Reportedly there are very few photos of her actually running the race, just a few when she was nearing the finish line. The NY Daily News said that husband Tom Cruise met her halfway to give her some encouragement and a kiss, but there are no photos of that. She's also seen in just the filmsy top in a few of the pics on the course and is wearing a jacket when she finishes.

There is a "mystery" guy seen running along side her with a bib number of 6074 that was not registered in the marathon. People assumed he was her bodyguard and then there's another dude registered as Paul Vincent, bib number 28994, and again, this man is also thought to be a bodyguard.

Celebitchy says: The website Gawker apparently had someone send in a tip, showing split running times of Katie Holmes compared to another runner from the NY City Marathon and the split times are registered electronically at specific stations on the route using the chip for each runner. She has the exact same times, down to the second, of this other guy for most every benchmark in the middle of the race. Even if someone was running alongside her the entire time, would they have the exact same time down to the second like that?

The other guy is registered as Paul Vincent, bib number 28994. He was seen running near her in several photos at the finish line and is shown above in the header image. Katie, the unregistered guy who is thought to be her bodyguard, and the guy with the exact same “split times” as Katie are all wearing similar black jackets.

I personally know nothing about running in a marathon, however, I just have a hard time believing that you can "fake" running in a marathon. But who knows? Maybe the ~~crazy~~ Scientologists have something weird power and they ran it for her? *Shudder*

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Tom Cruise Scares The Crap Out Of Me

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:15:00 GMT

Forget Cloverfield, Saw IV, The Eye - those 'scary' movies are nothing compared to the creepfest that is Tom Cruise accepting his Freedom Medal of Valor award. Watch as he tells all us lost souls how he saved America after 9/11 - without even asking for permission! See the freakishly possessed look in his eyes! See the hands gesturing menacingly! Run for your lives!

If you want to give yourself a good scare I suggest you pull up your chair, pour yourself a nice cup of Thetan tea and watch the entire video. I wonder how many tasers it takes to stop an out-of-control Scientologist?

UPDATE: The video I wanted to post has been pulled from YouTube by evil underlords, but you can view it on Gawker and Defamer. Go. Now.

Tom Cruise Home Movies

Sassy Smith — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and daughter Suri visited FAO Schwartz on Sunday January 13 and Tommy boy was filming his wife and toddler while they shopped for teddy bears and dolls.

Katie and cutie Suri both looked very stylish. At least Katie wasn't looking like a 50-year-old woman (considering she's in her 20's).

Photo source: Sawf.org

Mad Money at NASDAQ

Whit Honea — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:02:00 GMT

Who is it that decides that the cast from a movie about stealing money should ring the bell to open trading on Wall Street? Martin Sheen? Does he make that call? Maybe it was Charlie.

Regardless, the ladies from Mad Money, Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton, and Katie Holmes had the honor this morning.

I hope they were frisked on the way out.

Photo: Gossip Girls

Katie Holmes on Letterman

Whit Honea — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:46:00 GMT

Katie Holmes was on Letterman last night. He's getting all the big stars since they don't have to cross a picket line to be a guest. There's a nice bit about their respective families and another clip of her movie Mad Money, which looks like you'd be mad to spend your money on, but that's just me. Katie actually looks pretty hot when she doesn't have a crazy man on her arm.

Katie Holmes Ages Twenty Years In Two Days!

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:01:00 GMT

Hey, look: Anna Wintour turned up on Good Morning America today! Oh, wait, no - that's not the fifty-something editor of Vogue magazine. That's Katie Holmes.

Maybe this is why she thinks that Suri is on the verge of becoming a woman at one and half years of age: they're on some sort of hyper-age-accelerating Scientology diet. That would explain why John Travolta looks like a well-preserved 90-year old. Maybe they age themselves prematurely so that their cells are molecularly prepared to go into cryogenic deep-freeze - you know, to keep them on ice until the interplanetary war waged by the last of Xenu's Invader Forces has passed.

That would explain it.

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Someone Tell Katie Holmes: Her Girl Won't Be A Woman Soon

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:36:00 GMT

Katie Holmes, apparently, does not know the difference between babies and girls and women. That, or when she said, "I'm very proud of her; she's a very strong woman," she wasn't actually talking about her baby girl, Suri, but rather about Tom Cruise.

That makes much more sense to me.

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A Brother or Sister For Suri Cruise?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Is there going to be a new brother or sister for Suri Cruise? According to her mother, Katie Holmes, there may just be! Holmes was asked if there was that possibility, while promoting her new movie Mad Money and the actress said, "sure."

While I don't think there's a bun in the oven yet, maybe there will be soon!

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Paris Hilton: Scientologist?

Karen — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:02:00 GMT

Paris Hilton spent 3 hours dining with Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise after the world premiere of Holmes' new film, Mad Money. Gossip is circling about the serpent ring she is wearing and if it's part of a recruitment process for Scientology.

I'm not saying Paris would be diggin' a religion that recruits it's members with jewelry, but if that's the case, I hope the Scientology water is otherwise known as Red Bull and Vodka, or they won't keep her.

I suspect the conversation would go something like this:

Paris: "Hey Bitches!"

Tom: ("Shit she saw us Kate. Fake a headache.") "Hi Paris."

Kate: "Hi Paris. I have a headache. We were just leaving."

Paris: "Just let me sit here a while so I look like I am getting more sophisticated."

Kate: "No really, I..."

Paris: "Seriously just a few minutes guys. Otherwise I'm going to look like Tara Reid at Hyde. Please?"

Tom: "Give your soul to Xenu."

Paris: "Okay."

Commence brainwashing.

No Boston For Katie Holmes

HerBadMother — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Katie Holmes will not, her representatives say, be running the Boston Marathon. Which is about as close to a non-announcement as anything, seeing as she's simply not eligible to run in that marathon and so could not have even entertained the possibility.

Unlike the New York Marathon, which will basically let anyone and their grandmother run, the Boston marathon requires that would-be competitors qualify by meeting a 'designated time standard' pegged to their age group (as determined by performance in another recognized marathon.) For Katie's age group, that time would be three hour, forty minutes - as in, finished another marathon within three hours and forty minutes. Katie finished the New York Marathon in, oh, about five hours and forty minutes, or thereabouts. So, no - unless the Scientologists have figured out some way to alter the space-time continuum in order to retroactively adjust Katie's run time, she wasn't going to be running Boston, no matter what.

I'm assuming that this was just a lame-assed effort to get Katie's name in some headlines, as her new movie, Mad Money, opens this weekend. Very lame.

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Not Your Everyday Italian: Pregnant Giada de Laurentiis at Mad Money Premiere

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:36:00 GMT

I'm sure chef Giada de Laurentiis is tired of hearing food-related pregnancy sayings, so I'll refrain from saying she's got a bun in the oven. De Laurentiis, seen here at the Mad Money premiere in Westwood, Calif. last night, is expecting her first child with husband Todd Thompson in April.

The Food Network star, who recently revealed that she is pregnant with a girl, told Redbook magazine that she hopes her daughter will share her love of cooking but she's not counting on it. "I hope I can pass on the love of food to my child the way my family did to me...But watch, I will probably end up with a child who not only doesn't care about food, but doesn't ever want to set foot in a kitchen!" she says.

[photo: IESB.net]

Suri Cruise is Seductive?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:04:00 GMT

Who calls a two year old seductive? Diane Keaton does!

In the February issue of Ladies' Home Journal, Katie Holmes and cutie pie daughter Suri are featured looking similiar in their sweet little hair styles and Diane Keaton finds them both very seductive.

Diane said, "Suri would come occasionally [to the set of Mad Money with Katie], and she's this beautiful, compelling child. She's seductive like Katie."

Um, I'm sure Diane didn't mean it in a creepy way, but still, it's creepy. Toddler+seductive is just a weird thing to say. *Shudder*

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FameCrawler : Mad Money

Spying on the Neighbors: 7-2-08

Katie Holmes' Battle With Scientology

There Is NO WAY Katie Holmes Is Pregnant

Katie Holmes: Wishful Thinking?

Baby Mama Clip

Katie Holmes Pregnant With Ex-Boyfriend's Baby?

Katie Holmes, Is That You? "Anonymous" Declares War on Scientology

Tom Cruise and Son Connor: A Cut Above

Katie Holmes' Lonely Valentine's Days

Don't Mess With Katie Holmes, Or She Will CUT YOU

Katie Holmes Slims Fast on the "KH Diet"

Katie Holmes Gives Hardware to Queen Latifah

Bad Money: Critics Pan Katie Holmes Latest Performance

Katie Holmes Faked Running In The NY Marathon?

Tom Cruise Scares The Crap Out Of Me

Tom Cruise Home Movies

Mad Money at NASDAQ

Katie Holmes on Letterman

Katie Holmes Ages Twenty Years In Two Days!

Someone Tell Katie Holmes: Her Girl *Won't* Be A Woman Soon

A Brother or Sister For Suri Cruise?

Paris Hilton: Scientologist?

No Boston For Katie Holmes

Not Your Everyday Italian: Pregnant Giada de Laurentiis at Mad Money Premiere

Suri Cruise is Seductive?

Someone Tell Katie Holmes: Her Girl Won't Be A Woman Soon