FameCrawler : Madden

Sunday Cute Shot - Nicole Richie and Harlow

Whit Honea — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:36:00 GMT

This picture was cute even before we heard that Nicole Richie's pregnant.

Now, it's crossing into precious territory.

Billy Martin Craves Cravings

Whit Honea — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:58:00 GMT

Billy Martin of Good Charlotte is ready. His wife Linzi is pregnant and he knows that her late night cravings will be coming soon. He is ready to get them.

Turns out Linzi isn't craving anything.

Says Martin, "I keep telling my wife, 'Can I go get you something weird?'

"I want to eat ice cream at 1 o'clock in the morning. [The other] night she saw a commercial for chocolate chip cookies and I was like, 'Please send me to get them.' But she just said, 'We'll get them tomorrow.'"

Poor Billy Martin is being gipped out of his sympathy weight!

Their baby is due early next year.

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The "Look How Big Harlow is Getting" Post

Whit Honea — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:26:00 GMT

Look how big Harlow is getting!

See, I told you.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 7-17-08

Whit Honea — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:39:00 GMT

I think there is a line for Batman.

The SJP boys (Jezebel)

Heather Mills is rich (fametastic)

Eddie Vedder and daughter (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Katie Holmes new cut (Perez Hilton)

A Madden club? (Richie Fan)

Joel Madden Getting Baby Tats

HerBadMother — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:02:00 GMT

Joel Madden is reportedly planning on getting his baby's name - you know, that one that he's having with Nicole Richie - tattooed on his chest.

He wants to get the tattoo within days of the birth, a source told Star magazine. "(He's) going to get his baby's name tattooed over his heart — one of the few places on his body that isn't covered in ink."

That's cool, I suppose. Over the heart is certainly better than over the ass, in the manner of David Beckham's ode to his firstborn child. Or over any other over-used (or under-used, as the case may be) parts.

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Save the Date: Nicole Richie's Having A Baby Shower

Whit Honea — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:52:00 GMT

In Touch has somehow got their grubby little hands on the 'save the date' card sent out for Nicole Richie's baby shower. I don't think you really need to save the date. You're not invited. Don't worry, I'll sneak out coconut shrimp for everyone.

Photo: eBaby Zone

Photo: Just Jared

Angry Neighbors Deny Crib To Nicole Richie and Joel Madden! The Nerve!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:40:00 GMT

Who turns away a pregnant lady? Homeowners in an exclusive neighborhood in Southern California, that's who. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were turned away from a gated community where they recently made an offer on a home because their potential neighbors were concerned with the paparazzi becoming a nuisance. People these days! So a few hoards of photographers with bright lights and cameras ruin your lawn and trample your flower beds every couple of days - what's the big deal?

Since Joel and Nicole are close personal friends of mine, I'd like to extend an invitation to them to crash at my place until the baby comes. Free room and board, and I make a killer cappuccino. So come on over, guys! Or at least return my emails. You know, no hard feelings about the restraining order you took out. Call me!

[photo: UsMagazine.com]

Pregnant Celebrities: The List!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:03:00 GMT

There must be something in the water. There sure are a lot of pregnancy rumors floating around. For instance:

Brooke Burke following up Heaven Rain with a new baby. She should name the kid Chocolate.
Keira Knightley dresses the part.
Are the hormones making Britney Spears crazy?
Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant. She is definitely naked.
Jeri Ryan is expecting a girl.
Jessica Seinfeld is not pregnant, but if she was she'd sneak cauliflower into the breast milk.
Desperate housewife Nicollete Sheridan is having Michael Bolton's baby. That's the word on Wisteria.
Apparently J-Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting someone new on the block. CONFIRMED!
Jordan does two things- show her stuff and make babies.
Giada De Laurentiis has a bun in her oven.
Xtina's finally admitted the obvious.
~~Bob Dylan~~ Cate Blanchett is with #3.
Nicole Richie is smokin' hot.
Ellen DeGeneres isn't just crossing picket lines!
Katie Holmes- I'm guessing the marathon disproved this rumor.
Halle Berry is enjoying the fruits of her labor, but not as much as her husband.
Do we hear the sound of little Posh feet? The Beckham boys could use a sister!
Julianna Margulies and a shotgun.
Jessica Alba? Again?
Katharine McPhee married and expecting?

See? That's a lot, right?

I Cornered, I Mean, Met Nicole Richie and Joel Madden in a Hallway at the Hannah Montana Concert and They Were So Totally Human

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 19:50:00 GMT

Meet my new BFFs, Joel and Nicole. Okay, they don't exactly know yet that we'll be texting each other on a regular basis and hanging at each other's houses playing Monopoly, but they will soon.

I took my girls to the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus concert at Staples Center on Wednesday night, and ran into the expectant couple in a hallway. Who knew they were Disney fans? They posed for pictures, signed autographs and chatted with my girls and acted just like normal people, except with better clothes and more money. Joel only looked slightly annoyed when I asked him for their address so we could all come over for a barbecue this weekend.

Okay, I know I haven't always been nice to them here on FameCrawler, making fun of their unborn baby and Nicole's DUI woes, but all that's changed. Now, expect gushing posts from me on Joel's paternal skills or see me come to their defense when my fellow writers make fun of Nicole's thin arms. I heart Nicole and Joel, people. And the only thing standing between me and Nicole's upcoming baby shower? A big beefy bodyguard and a restraining order. BFFs 4 Ever!

SEX: What Nicole and Joel Don't Know

Whit Honea — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 21:46:00 GMT

Hey, you! Back off. They're not peeking and neither can we. You see, Nicole and Joel don't want to know about the sex.

Sure, they know something about it. Richie didn't get pregnant by eating watermelon after kissing a boy. In this case Madden. At least I don't think so.

The sex I'm referring to is the gender of the coming baby.Earlier this week Joel revealed that he and Nicole don't plan on learning the sex of their baby. They want a surprise. I don't blame them. My wife and I did the same thing. Twice. There are only so many good surprises left you know.

Madden said, "We are waiting to find out if it is a boy or a girl. We don't even know. So right now it's an 'it', which sounds wrong. We call it 'the baby'. When we talk to it, it's 'you'. I'm excited. It's the best thing that has ever happened to us. It's awesome.

"The baby has started kicking and I've already gone out and bought a stroller and a playpen for the nursery."

Yeah, we've seen the stroller. What's the nursery look like, a Chuck E. Cheese?

Photo: Celebutopia

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Pose for Unposed Pictures

Whit Honea — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:03:00 GMT

I got a memo that Nicole Richie was jonesin' for some FameCrawler love. Here's some, and even some XOXO for her little Madden too.

Nicole and Joel were spotted in NYC hanging out in Central Park. This is as lovey-dovey as I've seen them. Tender even.

Supposedly these are candid shots, but they look a little posed to me. Like Sears portrait posed. I wonder if they bought the wallet package.

Photos: Sears Celebs and Bubs

Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous: Joel Madden Needs a Tissue

Whit Honea — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 22:29:00 GMT

Oh, to be young, rich, and in love. Looks like Joel Madden has a runny nose, or perhaps some ketchup on his shirt. Luckily Nicole Richie is there with the assist.

"Wipe it with this," you can hear her saying. "Just don't throw it on the ground, put it in the trash."

It's sweet, really.

Photo: NicoleFan

Remember When Nicole Was The Fat Friend?

BadKitty — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 15:21:00 GMT

Here's twiggy little Nicole Richie and her formerly inexplicable pregnancy bump. She didn't even tell her dad, Lionel, before publishing her Very Special Pregnancy Confirmation in US Weekly. Some people call, others send emails. The famous have...different ways to make momentous announcements.

The first picture, with that little round belly, reminded me of happier days. Remember when the unknown Nicole was a funny, wise-cracking sidekick, with a handful of muffin top flowing over her jeans? When she flashed her round boobies and pierced nipple at the Joey T fashion show (tons of uncensored pix... here)? Or how bad her weave was before Rachel Zoe made her cut that shit off? And check out the difference in thigh circumference!

Ah yes, the Rachel Zoe era brought big changes, like haircuts and prominent clavicles:

We cheered when Nicole became the best dressed celebutard. She wasn't supposed to get more famous than Paris, at least according to Paris. But there she was, topping every list. It was like watching a Loser Table Girl take over the popular group, right down to her nuclear showdown with Queen Paris (allegedly for showing "A Night in Paris" at a party, how hilarious is that?!)

We even celebrated her friendship with occasional arch-rival and co-Zoe-victim Lindsay. Then they took it too far with the horse tranquilizers in the bathroom of Hyde. Thin became wicked skinny. Then wicked skinny became gaunt.

Thankfully she used her zombie hands to give Rachel Zoe a big, public middle finger. She did some rehab, made a little progress, had a little slip up, met Joel Madden and became his groupie and now his baby momma. She even has some boobies again!

She's still skinny, she's moving too fast with her boyfriend, and she's probably spectacularly ill-equipped (at least in terms of BMI) to be a mom at the tender age of 25. And we're still cheering her on. So many of us have high hopes for Nicole. It turns out, we like her.

Maybe, this baby is her road back to normalcy, assuming of course it's born with ventricles and lungs. Hey, at least we know she's off the pot and vicodin these days! Yes! Remember? That was self-medication for cramps, which won't be a problem for a few months. See, she's better already.

Nicole Richie Buys Baby Books, Will Learn to Read

Whit Honea — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:07:00 GMT

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Nicole Richie (pictured in a simpler and more peaceful time with Paris Hilton) and boyfriend, potential baby-daddy, Joel Madden, have been spotted buying baby books at a Barnes and Noble. They also state that Nicole has apparently given up alcohol and refuses to let friends smoke around her.

Looks like she'll have to come clean soon. Joel, however, will remain filthy dirty.