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Madonna's Insane Airport Security Fashion Choices

Karl Erikson — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:38:00 GMT

Um, I don't really want to make fun of anyone, especially Madonna. Oh, wait. Yes I do.

Would you LOOK at this outfit she's wearing in the security check-in line at the Berlin airport? WTF?

Clearly this is a woman who is not used to lowering herself by flying commercial. God forbid she should actually, oh I don't know, get DRESSED.

I swear I want to be a gajillionnaire so I can leave the house in whatever the hell I want and not give a shit.

I give up. Every joke on this photo is far too easy. Give me something I can work with.

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Madonna With Pink Hair? YES!

Karl Erikson — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:02:00 GMT

You're going to think I'm making this up, but I swear it's the truth. Madonna has PINK HAIR.

See for yourself. Even with CGI you couldn't make this stuff up. Classic.

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Karl Erikson — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Madonna's Sticky and Sweet concert tour is officially underway. Yep, she's 50 and she can still work it like a virgin. OK, would you believe material girl?

Being on a major world tour is a lot of work, and a lot of time away from home, so Lourdes is often with her on the road. I wonder what it's like to have Madonna for a mom? I mean, do you freak out every time she sneezes, just like the rest of the world does? Do you still roll your eyes at her and pretend she's not cool, just like the rest of the world does? Is Lola texting her friends with "OMG. U wld not blv teh crap shez wearing 2da"? Hey, you don't wonder about this stuff? I do.

For Lourdes, being around musical gods is no biggie. In fact, she was around for the second date on her mom's European tour recently when Elton John and Bono were watching the show. I know! I was surprised to hear that, too. What happened to the bitchslapping session between Madonna and Elton John when he accused her of lip-syncing a few years back?You can't depend on blood feuds lasting long enough these days, I swear.

Madonna is definitely Mommy, though. Backstage at her shows, there's a kids' playroom right next to her dressing room. As for her little pre-show rituals, Madonna likes to get a massage and facial before she hits hair and makeup. Then she likes to do some exercise and get centered with her eery third Kaballah eye, located oddly enough just below her left nipple. She calls it Madge.

OK, I may have made that last bit up.

About the exercise.

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Madonna Gets an Early Birthday Present

Madonna Gets An Early Birthday Present

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:05:00 GMT

Madonna, who turns 50 on August 16, got an early birthday present from her home state of Michigan - more than 500 fans sang "Happy Birthday" to her. That's Madonna there on the left.

The Material Girl is seen here at the Fourth Annual Traverse City Film Festival with founder Michael Moore. "You can take the girl out of Michigan but you can't take Michigan out of the girl," Madonna told the hundreds of fans gathered in a theater for the premiere of her documentary I Am Because We Are, about orphans in Malawi.

You know, I once had hundreds of people sing "Happy Birthday" to me, too. Well, actually it wasn't "Happy Birthday," it was "Take Me Out to The Ballgame." Okay, so it wasn't really just for me, it was being sung at a baseball game by hundreds of drunk fans trying to get on the JumboTron. Hey, a girl can dream, can't she?

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Madonna Interview: Music,Motherhood & More

Sassy Smith — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Madonna still workin' it at 49, sat down with Ingrid Sischy for Interview magazine - the busy mother of three, who has an album dropping in April had lots to say.

Here's part of that interview:

On working with Justin Timberlake:
"I really enjoy writing with Justin... We had psychoanalytic sessions whenever we wrote songs first. We'd sit down and we'd start talking about situations. And then we'd start talking about issues or problems or relationships with people. That was the only way, because you know, writing together with somebody is very intimate... that was fun, because he's open and he's got talent. He's a songwriter. I haven't worked with a lot of songwriters where I'm instantly connected and start riffing and playing with the rhythm of the words. He's as interested in the rhythm of the words as the meaning of the words."

On adopting her son David:
"He wouldn't have lived if I hadn't taken him. It's not even a possibility."

On gaining perspective:
"We live very comfortable lives, and unfortunately, we have to have our noses rubbed in other people's pain and suffering to realize how much we have and how much we have to be grateful for."

On bringing daughter Lourdes with her to Malawi:
"She spent several weeks working in the orphanages, particularly one with newborn children, and most of them were HIV-positive. She so came into her own and was so responsible and stayed for eight hours every day and worked tirelessly. I thought, Why am I babying her so much? She's capable of so much more. We don't let kids do anything. We think, Oh, they're kids — they can't take care of other kids; they can't do this; they can't do that. And after you go to Africa, you drop all that silliness."

On freedom:
"Freedom is a funny word because when we think we're free, we're not really. I think freedom is quite illusory... When I stop thinking about myself all the time and put other people before me on a regular basis, that's real freedom. When I can love unconditionally... then that's real freedom. So it's something to strive for, but I'm not free."

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Mama Likes Her Candy - Madonna's Hot New Album!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:06:00 GMT

Suck that lollipop! Madonna's much anticipated new album now has an official name: Hard Candy. And there's a release date! Her record drops April 29 and her sizzling new single, 4 Minutes To Save The World featuring JT will debut at the end of March.

The album also features a song called Candy Store - Madge decided to stick with a "sweet" theme because "she loves candy," according to her rep Liz Rosenberg. "It's about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness, or as Madonna so eloquently expressed, 'I'm gonna kick your ass, but it's going to make you feel good.'"

SEXY!

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Sex, Pimps & Whips - Madonna & Justin Timberlake Video

Sassy Smith — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:34:00 GMT

Madonna might be about to hit the big 5-0 but that won't stop her from getting her freak on - with Justin Timberlake!

The much anticipated video for Madonna's 4 Minutes To Save The World is getting close to being released! In the meantime, there are new juicy details about what's taking place in the hot vid.

Madge will be donning a dominatrix-style, skin-tight catsuit and in the promo, she plays a pimp who rescues the planet. Oh but there's more...

...Sexy JT and producer Timbaland play her bitches! Madonna cracks her whip, and her man ho's do whatever she wants them to do as she looms over them in her hooker heels. Hot right?

The video was shot over a period of three days in a hush-hush location in West London. Fashion pals to Madge, Dolce & Gabbana were asked to create the "no-holds-barred" outfits.

Oh the excitement!

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sweatpantsmom — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:35:00 GMT

Okay, here at FameCrawler we're not known for being kind to celebrities. Take Madonna for instance - it's always easy to make fun of her robotic yoga-body and I've probably made a crack or two about how awful "Swept Away" was (can you blame me?)

But this review for "Filth and Wisdom", Madonna's directorial debut that recently opened the Berlin Film Festival, was particularly cruel.

Freakin' funny as hell and I'm going to tape it on my wall, but cruel.

Some excerpts:

"Madonna has been a terrible actor in many, many films and now...she has graduated to being a terrible director."

"She has made a movie so incredibly bad that Berlin festivalgoers were staggering around yesterday in a state of clinical shock, deathly pale and mewing like maltreated kittens."

"She is also the producer and co-author of the script. If she'd done the location catering as well, they'd have had a Jonestown situation on their hands."

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Who Punched Madonna In The Face?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:03:00 GMT

Madonna is sporting some black eyes....who punched her? Perhaps a doctor? And by punched, I mean, the Material Girl looks like she's been under the knife to freshen up maybe?

Madonna was also spotted back in early December (leaving a medical building) with bruising around her eyes, trying her best to hide beneath big sunglasses. That photo sparked rumors that she may have had some work done then.

I say if that's what she wants to do, then all the power to her!

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Thirsty? Madonna Spends $10,000 a Month on Kabbalah Water

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:15:00 GMT

And I thought my $20-a-week Starbucks habit was out of control. Madonna reportedly has picked up the expensive habit of drinking only specially-blessed Kabbalah water which costs around $5 per bottle. Contributing to the expense of the water is the fact that the Material Girl has to have cartons of it shipped to wherever she's staying.

According to a friend of the singer, “Madonna drinks a lot of water — that’s one of her fitness secrets...And this is the only stuff she will touch.”

As the article points out, Madonna turns 50 in August and still looks great, so maybe there's something to the 'miracle water' claims. Kabbalah cappuccino, anyone?

[photo: MSNBC.com]

Madonna's Directorial Debut

Sassy Smith — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Madonna made her debut as a director and her movie will make it's premiere at the annual Berlin film festival in February. Who even knew Madonna made a movie?

The movie titled, Filth and Wisdom, starring Eugene Hutz, Richard E. Grant and Stephen Graham (um, never heard of any of them), will be shown in the Panorama section, outside of the main film competetion. No word on whether the Material Girl herself will attend the premiere.

The event runs from Feb. 7-17, and is the first major European film festivals of the new year.

I think Madonna should stick to music-her world debut of '4 Minutes to Save the World' is making a splash!

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The Adoption Papers: Madonna and Her David Dilemma

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:05:00 GMT

Madonna has at least one ally in her troubled attempts to adopt 14-month old David Banda from Malawi - his father. Yohane Banda fears that the toddler won't survive being sent back to the harsh conditions in his impoverished nation if the adoption falls through. Banda insists that Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie can proved a better life for his son in the U.K. I'm betting he's seen that Material Girl video.

The adoption has been plagued with problems, among them accusations that Madonna went against policy by buying a plane ticket for a Malawian official who was supposed to meet with the Ritchies in Britain. And to think Angelina Jolie makes foreign adoption seem so easy; fly in, fill out a few forms, drop a suitcase full of cash, and introduce yourself as 'mommy.'

The Adoption Papers: Madonna May Have Some 'Splainin To Do

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Put away the bong! A Malawi welfare inspector will soon be visiting the London home of Madonna and Guy Ritchie to see if they're suitable to adopt one-year-old David Banda who they've had interim custody of since last October. The Ritchies will be questioned about alcohol and drug use, infertility, divorce and infidelity which are all looked down on in conservative Malawi. Quick - Madonna, act Like a Virgin!

Apparently the inspector could observe Madonna and Ritchie for up to five hours a day for up to five days to see how loving they are towards each other and their children. I'm glad Mr. Inspector Man's not coming to my house, where I'm sure he'd be all negative about the chokehold I use to get my husband's attention, or the measly five-dollars I charge my kids when they want a hug.

[photo: AFP/File]