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Leaked Britney Spears Pics: Baby Photoshop Me One More Time

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 14:05:00 GMT

Photos from Brithey Spears disastrous OK! Magazine photo shoot have been leaked online. How heavily retouched are they? Let's put it this way - I could probably do a more realistic-looking rendering of Spears on my Etch-A-Sketch. You may recall hearing about this shoot back in July, where Britney wiped her greasy hands on a pricey silk dress, took repeated bathroom breaks without closing the door and sat and watched as her dog took a crap on a $6,700 Zac Posen gown. To top it off, Spears reportedly left with $14,000 worth of OK!s borrowed clothing. Gimme more free stuff!

At the time OK! said the photos taken were of such bad quality that they were unpublishable. I guess that was before they sat their Photoshop artist at his desk, locked the poor guy in his office and told him not to come out until he had shaved twenty pounds off Britney’s legs and made her look like she was shot through fifteen layers of gauze.

And the worst part? I hate to admit it, but she looks pretty good.

[photos: HollywoodBackwash.com]

Britney Spears Would Like an Apology From Maxim; In Other News, Still No Sign of Hell Freezing Over

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:25:00 GMT

So the story is that Britney Spears had no idea she was on Maxim's list of unsexiest women, and almost crashed a party that the magazine was hosting on Tuesday night at Opera nightclub. In order to avoid an awkward situation once Britney was inside the club, her friends informed her of her inclusion in the group that includes Sarah Jessica Parker and Madonna, and the pop star was shocked that such a list even existed. I hear she threatened to send in her parenting coach to kick the editor's ass, but when that didn't work she decided to demand an apology from Maxim instead.

Seeing as the mean-spirited list was meant to incite and was obviously written by a bunch of ugly lonely men with small penises, I don't see any apologies, private or public coming Britney's way. I think her best bet is to stop trying to crash parties and concentrate on her mothering skills. Otherwise, she'll definitely be in the running to make another list: Worst Parent of 2007. Move over Alec Baldwin!

[photo: People.com]