FameCrawler : Mel B

Mel B's Body Way After Baby

trix — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:31:00 GMT

Mel B showed of her hot body while she hosted Us Weekly's Hot Body Pool Party at Tao Beach in Las Vegas.

She's ripped, I'm scared and mesmerized in the same breath.

I wonder how long it took her to achieve that body and did she work extra hard because she knew she was going to be the host. I don't know how long, but it's been about 2 years since she had her little munchkin, and her perseverance has paid off, in full.

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Mel B Says Her Bulesque Show Is Not For Kids

trix — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:33:00 GMT

Mel B exerted her parental authority and effectively banned her children from watching her new burlesque show.

I would sure hope so.

She said, "I am thrilled with the finished 'Peepshow' product - all the rehearsals have paid off and it is an amazing show. But there are three people who won't be seeing the production - Phoenix, Angel and Giselle! The show is quite saucy in parts and there are some scenes that are unsuitable for children."

Well, that's awesome, another celebrity parent is stepping up and being a parent.

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Mel B's Sexy Abs: Anyone Can Have Them!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:04:00 GMT

Former Spice Girl Mel B. is a mom of two, but that hasn't changed the fact that she's still got a hot body. She admits she never diets and has released her own fitness DVD, titled Totally Fit, and she promises anyone can have killer abs!

The 33-year-old performer feels she looks better than ever! "I don't believe in diets. I stick to a healthy regime where you don't have to starve your body. Just eat every 2 to 3 hours and keep it high protein with simple carbs."

She promises with her new fitness DVD, that anyone can get a ripped abdomen.

"My abs are down to that [workout] but you've got to keep it up. I've been doing my 3-minute abs for the last 8 years."

Well, it certainly shows!

Mel is married to Stephen Belafonte. She has two daughters - Phoenix, 9, from her marriage to Jimmy Gulzar, and Angel, almost 2, with ex Eddie Murphy.

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Celebrity Guess Who: She May Adopt A Baby!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:07:00 GMT

Many celebrities adopt children - and there's another famous mom who would like to expand her family and she's considering it. She has one daughter with her ex and is a performer and a writer of children's books - any guesses?

Find out after the jump!

Former Spice Girl and author, Geri Halliwell, who has daughter Bluebell with ex, screenwriter Sacha Gervasi, would love to have more children.

Says Geri, "I'd love to have more kids. But I can't say it will happen.

"I also think about adopting, and it's something I want to give a lot more serious thought to.

"But who knows what the future will hold?"

Geri is currently single - she had met and started dating dancer Ivan Velez, while on the Spice Reunion tour, but the two have reportedly split.

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Geri Halliwell Likes Her Post-Baby Body

Sassy Smith — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:08:00 GMT

Former Spice Girl, Geri Halliwell admits to being insecure when it came to her looks and figure, but after having her daughter Bluebell, she's changed for the better. Plus, she wants to set a good example for her little girl.

Says the 36-year-old singer, "In the past, I always had my hang-ups, believing I wasn't pretty enough, or a good enough singer, or thin enough.

"But now I'm much more accepting of myself. A lot of my body issues have naturally settled down."

She adds, "I don't work out because I don't want to sacrifice any time I can spend with Bluebell."

The mom-of-one admits to having eating issues. "I have a history of eating disorders but, as a mother, you think of being an example to your child. I'm so much more balanced than I was."

Let's hope that she is for her daughter's sake!

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Melanie Brown and Family

Karl Erikson — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:36:00 GMT

Here's Melanie Brown and her husband Stephen Belafonte out with the kids. There's Phoenix and Angel, all enjoying their holiday shopping at The Grove in L.A. I wonder what Eddie Murphy is getting Angel for Christmas?

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Hugh Hefner's Sons: Multiple Girlfriends Like Dad?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 13:07:00 GMT

Hugh Hefner's sons, Marston, 18, and Cooper, 17, have some decisions to make about how they want to live their lives. Will they further their schooling? What kind of career do they want? Will they wear lounging robes every day? And of course, there's the 'will I date multiple girls like my dad' quandary.

The boys are split on whether they'd date more than one girl at a time.

Marston said, "I'm not going to have multiple girlfriends - not at the same time. I can't imagine that."

However, 17-year-old Cooper,sees things a little differently.

He said, "I can imagine doing that. I don't think it's an odd thing to do. You date around to try to find a connection with some girl." And the younger Hefner admits he's "already gotten in trouble." His mother - former Playmate Kimberley Conrad - has had the "revolving-door conversation" with him.

Cooper said, "One girl comes in the front door while the other one gets pushed out the back." His mom said, "'We do not have a revolving door in this house!' "She's all about one girlfriend at a time."

And what's it like for young boys to grow up in the Playboy mansion? Apparently it's overrated.

"They don't get it when you say, 'There's nothing to do there,'" added Cooper. "But when you live here and come here every single day, you see the same things.

"Anybody else would be like, 'Let's go see monkeys!' But I don't want to see monkeys. I'd rather go bowling than play with monkeys." Monkeys? What the hell is he talking about? Monkeys? I thought there were bunnies there...ha.

The boys must think their dad is cool though right? He's Hef! Nah, they just think he's a bad dancer.

Marston said, "He is cool out there because his moves are so uncool. He's a disco inferno from another planet!"

"He's utterly confused, moving his body - the fast shuffles, the crazy elbows - as if he's not sure what he's doing," said Cooper. "And all these girls on both sides are freaking on him. It should be awkward, but it isn't for him. It sort of works. Nobody alive can dance like him."

Will Hef's sons run the Playboy empire one day?

"I definately want to be involved with the company, " said Cooper. "If I were to take over the company or have a say in what's going on, I'd want the girls to be presented more as they were in the pictorials back in the 1950s and 1960s - kind of artsy, classy. I would like to bring back that retro-class feel."

Their dad is no longer 'dating' his TV babes, The Girls Next Door girls - Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt. Daddy has himself some teenage girls - 19-year-old twins, Karissa and Kristina Shannon. ~~Gross.~~

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Geri Halliwell's Wardrobe Malfunction

Sassy Smith — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:07:00 GMT

Oops! There's really not any public function where it's a good time to have a wardrobe malfunction but it's probably more horrifying if it's at a children's benefit. Geri Halliwell was looking demure in her frilly red dress and soft curls, however, when the former Spice Girl turned around, it was another story. Do these celebs not plan well or wear suitable undergarments?

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Halliwell was attending the Children's Baftas which celebrates the best in children's entertainment - everything from movies to video games - when she turned around, and her 'assets' were on display. Damn that wintery wind!

Hopefully Geri noticed her faux pas before any of the kids got a peek at her bum. Sure, it's just a bum, we all have one, but still...

Geri has recently launched her career as a children's author. She has one daughter, 2-year-old Bluebell Madonna, who is an adorable tot!

Next time, wear pants. Just sayin'.

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Mel B: Eddie Murphy is a Jerk

Karl Erikson — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:03:00 GMT

Mel B aka Scary Spice has a new album she's putting together and two of the songs on it refer to Eddie Murphy, the father of her daughter, Angel. Melanie had a romance with Murphy in 2006, and he refused to acknowledge that Angel was his until he was ordered to take a paternity test. And what do you know? Angel is his.

Two songs on her CD - "Reflections In a Broken Mirror" and "Second Hand Lover" - talk about Eddie Murphy, but Melanie decided to toss the songs from the final disc. "I was keen to keep them in," she says. "Then I thought: 'Why am I giving this jerk reference?' I've moved on!"

Nowadays, Mel is married to producer Stephen Belafonte. She also has daughter Phoenix Chi, 9, with her ex, Jimmy Gulzar.

What do you bet she'll release the tracks in a future special edition?

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Hef & Kendra Split, She's Now Engaged To A Hot Guy!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Finally, these Girls Next Door girls are getting a clue and realizing they're not going to have much of a future with a man who is old enough to be their grandfather (or great-grandfather!). There will be no marriage or babies with Hef, so time to move on. Holly Madison has moved on with her new guy and now Kendra Wilkinson has done the same - and she's now engaged! To a pretty hot guy, who is close to her own age....

Kendra, 23, is now engaged to Philly Eagle Hank Baskett, 26 - he proposed to the blond cutie atop the Space Needle last weekend. Their families were present for Baskett getting down on one knee and Wilkinson being totally surprised...how romantic!

But Hef and Kendra are on good terms and he's actually going to give her away at the wedding ceremony, which will be held at the Playboy mansion.

Hef said, "[She] has met someone who she would like to spend the rest of her life with.

"I have given her my blessing and will be giving her away at a very special wedding ceremony at the Playboy Mansion this coming June."

Yay, now she can have those babies that she wanted!

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Playmate Holly Madison Was Too Old For Hefner

Sassy Smith — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:38:00 GMT

Although most of us may not have seen the break up of Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner coming *cough*, Madison said Hef should have, because she had been unhappy for quite some time. And even though the old guy couldn't give her babies like she wanted, she said they're still best friends. Plus, she was too old for the old guy anyway....

Holly and Hugh were together for seven years (can you even imagine?) and according to the 28-year-old, her ex shouldn't be upset over their split - it was clear that she was unhappy and he should have seen that.

Madison, who was rumored to have been pregnant with Hef's baby at one point during their relationship, said, "I'm just kind of sad about my break-up with Hef. I wish he would've seen it coming.

"Everybody was surprised when it happened because even though I was unhappy for a long time, the split happened suddenly. The signs were there. I was depressed for a while.

"I want to be with somebody I can have more of a future with eventually (Like THIS guy perhaps?). Hef and I can't get married and have kids, so it was fun (oh ya, dating grandpa would be a blast!) while it lasted but it wasn't right for my old age. I got too old for Hef." Um ya, 28-year-old is too old for 104-year-old. Okay, he's only 82, but still...

Although they've broken up, Holly still lives at the Playboy Mansion, but they're in separate rooms. Said Holly to Extra, "I've been staying in the guest room. Hef was kind enough not to kick me out of the house (and) my condo should be finished soon.

"I still work for him (Hefner). We're still best friends. I still call and check in on him almost everyday."

It's great they're still friends and they've both moved on - Hef has got himself a couple of 19-year-olds (creepy!) and Holly has found her new baby daddy - do you know who it is? Find out HERE.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:37:00 GMT

The "Girls Next Door" star Holly Madison recently split from boyfriend Hugh Hefner because she really wants a baby and Hef being slightly ancient, was unable to do that for her. The couple even tried IVF without any success, so Holly felt that she had to move on. And moved on she has! Her not-so-secret romance with illusionist Criss Angel just went public...

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Angel was celebrating the opening of his new Cirque Du Soleil show "Believe" in Las Vegas on October 31 and Holly was by his side and they were ~~needing a hotel room~~ pretty touchy-feely.

Criss told press, "This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with me."

Angel was asked how they ended up together so quickly after Holly's breakup with Hef and Criss said, "I got lucky. I didn't have a date and so she said, 'I'll come.' She makes me look good."

I wonder if he knows she wants babies? And I wonder if she knows he likes the ladies?

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Bowling For Boobies: Holly Madison Talks Hef, Babies & IVF

Sassy Smith — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:06:00 GMT

Playmate and ex-girlfriend to Hugh Hefner, Holly Madison participated in the 4th annual Bowling for Boobies, which is a breast-cancer charity event hosted by Busted Foundation. The buxom blond recently talked of her split from Hef and her desire for children and, that really, polygamy was never "her thing."

Holly, who was Hef's "number 1 girlfriend," spoke with In Touch magazine and said that the main reason she left was not being able to have children with Hefner.

"I wanted to have kids. When that wasn't possible, I realized that I had to be honest with Hef and break it off...

"We tried for me to get pregnant by in vitro fertilization, because it wasn't going to happen the old-fashioned way."

And although she "shared" Hef, with two other girls in the Playboy mansion - Bridget Marquardt, 35, and Kendra Wilkinson, 23 - Holly was never really quite into the whole polygamy lifestyle.

"I'm not really into polygamy. That was never my thing. I think that's why I was looking to either have a kid or leave."

And the age difference proved to be an issue as well.

"When the IVF didn't work out after months of giving myself injections every day and feeling horrible, the clinic informed me it wasn't possible because he was too old.

"Since we couldn't start a family I knew it wouldn't work." The 28-year-old became depressed after all the IVF treatments failed.

However, she's moved on, and so has Hef - with 19-year-old twins!

Holly says, "I would never be with a man who's that much older than me every again."

Amen sista!

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Mel B is a Galactic Superhero in a Stupid Dress

Karl Erikson — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:04:00 GMT

Oh, hell no. What the flip is Melanie B WEARING?! This was her outfit at last night's MOBO (Music Of Black Origin) Awards in London. Who in their right mind told her this was a good idea?

A pale peach dress with some freakish hood? Is she from outer space? Even Angel, her 18-month-old baby, could have picked out better wardrobe.

God, celebrities are truly morons. And how the hell does this guy keep a straight face standing next to her?

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Crazy Man Threatens Mel B With Stabbing!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:02:00 GMT

Mel B (former Scary Spice), her husband Stephen Belafonte, and Mel's baby girl Angel, arrived at Heathrow airport on Sunday and were met by paparazzi photogs and a man who was threatening her life!

According to TMZ, a man approached Melanie and her family and although it's not known what he said to them, he suddenly went nuts and started screaming, "I'll get a knife and stab you!"

One of the photographers told the guy to leave them alone, which only angered the crazy dude more, and he then grabbed the pap's shirt, trying to hit him.

Mel and her family, along with the photographers went back into the airport to get away from the man, and got the attention of a police officer. The man was arrested and Melanie and her husband were asked to submit statements.

How scary, especially since they had Angel with them!

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Playboy: Hef's New Girlfriends (They're 19)!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:35:00 GMT

It's official - Hugh Hefner and his longtime love, Holly Madison have split! Why? She wanted to be exclusive with him, get married and have babies. Unfortunately, Hef is all spermed out (the dude is like 123), so it's not surprising that he can't father kids at this point. However, the Playboy founder is moving on - he's got himself two new girlfriends - twins, Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

More pics after the jump!

Hef said of his breakup: "If she [Holly] says it's over, it's over. But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her."

But things started going downhill a few months ago when the couple learned that Hef was no longer able to father children.

"With my sperm count, it's not possible. I was willing but it was not possible... She'd like to be married and have children, but it's not in the cards here for me."

Don't feel bad for Hugh though, he's got those teenage (I'm trying not to throw-up) girls that he's eyeballing (or worse) - Kristina and Karissa.

Hef said, "They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstances, they probably will become my girlfriends." And that's not all, oh no. There's another 'Hef girlfriend hopeful,' waiting in the wings. Amy Leigh Andrews, who is a college senior from Georgia, and she wants to be in the magazine too.

Gramps said, "She was testing here this past weekend, and she said she'd like to be a girlfriend, too.

"I'm dancing as fast as I can," said Hugh.

And so, Holly's gone, and where does that leave Hef's other current girlfriends, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt? They're still at the mansion but Kendra will be leaving and Hugh said, "the relationship with Kendra will be ending when she moves out, probably by the end of this year."

So that's it, no more kids for Hefner - well none that he's fathering. Gross. I would be so upset if my 19-year-old daughter was dating (and sleeping with) an 82-year-old man...eww.

I wonder if these young, sexy, big-boobed chicks would be so hot for Hef if he were a janitor at the local Walmart? I think you can answer that.

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Mel B- One Is Good For Right Now

trix — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:52:00 GMT

Mel B. has a plan. It's a good plan too.

She says that right now, she and her husband Stephan Belafonte are going to wait to have kids. They are going to enjoy having just Angel at home right now. Stephen does have two children from another relationship. I'm not sure how the two kids fit in with Mel and Stephan's plans, but we can hope that they include them in their plans.

So essentially their plan is to wait, how boring.

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Mel B Says No to Playboy Several Times

Karl Erikson — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Melanie Brown, 33-year-old Spice Girl, says that she's gotten several offers to appear naked in Playboy. Brown is the mother of 18-mos-old Angel Iris Murphy Brown, fathered by Eddie Murphy, and says she turned Playboy's offer down, though might consider it in the future.

"I have no problems walking around the house naked or anything," she said.

You know, it's funny, I don't have any problems with her walking around the house naked, either.

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Scary Spice Mel B Wants Twins

Karl Erikson — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:42:00 GMT

Melanie Brown aka Mel B aka Scary Spice says that she'd love to have twins! The 33-year-old Spice Girl married Hollywood producer Stephen Belafonte last year in Vegas. They already have 3 kids between them: 9, 4, and 18 months, the latter fathered by ex funny man Eddie Murphy. (I say ex because Murphy USED to be funny.)

Living in California now for all that gorgeous sunny weather, Mel B says, "Steve’s one of eight and has two sets of twins in his family, so I’m really hoping we’ll have twins, too."

Be careful what you wish for, Scary. I've got twins and love them dearly, but what a handful! I specifically recall an incident with a brand new container of baby powder that went on for WEEKS. Vacuum cleaners won't pick that shit up, you know.

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Ginger Spice Strips Down

Sassy Smith — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:37:00 GMT

Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice has stripped down for her first bikini photo shoot in seven years and the mom of one was terrified!

Halliwell is on the upcoming issue of Hello! magazine and while I think she looks great, she gets very self-conscious whenever she's sporting a bikini in public. Ya - she has a reason to be scared. Please.

Geri said, "People think I'm really confident but I do get self-conscious like many women about stripping off in public. I haven't been willingly photographed in a bikini for seve years - and I don't think I'll do it again.

"At the moment, I'm a bit curvier, having done the tour, so it was a big mental step forward for me to show my natural self, rather than my worked-out, honed self.

"I don't have a strict diet anymore. I eat cake, crisps, sugar-free chocolate and chips if I want to. I can't be bothered to follow a gruelling food plan. I'm a petite person and if I eat relatively healthily I'll stay that way."

Ginger Spice adds, "It's simple really. When I feel under pressure, I do eat cake but I don't punish myself for that like I used to. I just eat more healthily the next day."

Let's hate her. Kidding. Sorta.

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Karen — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Mel C of is the last of the Spice Girls without children, but she is certainly in no rush.

"Arggh!" she yells. "Don't mention the ‘B' word! Everybody asks whether I'm going to be next or whether I'm trying at the moment.

"I hate to disappoint people, but the answer is ‘no'. Everyone thinks that because I'm 34 and in a serious relationship, I'm desperate to start a family.

"But I'm not. I love kids and one of the best bits about touring with the Spice Girls this time round was getting to know everyone's babies.

"I think people expected me to start feeling broody, but I didn't and I still don't. I'm sure at some point babies will be part of my future, but I don't think there's anything wrong with feeling happy without them."

Mel has been with her boyfriend for 6 years and has property all over.

Motherhood can wait, however. "It's great the other girls are mothers, but we all have different paths in life, and mine doesn't include babies right now."

She shares, with a laugh, "And while I'm being so honest, I'd better say my current plans don't include marriage either. Maybe one day, but right now neither of us is in any rush to change things."

Post Baby Body Secrets - JLo,Jaime Presley & Mel B!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Are you a new mom (or hell, even a second and third time mom!) and want to know how the celebs shed that pesky baby weight once they've given birth? Wonder no more! Three celebumoms are sharing their secrets...

...well their trainers are dishing to PEOPLE on how their clients get those sexy post-baby bods.

Jennifer Lopez - Mom to twins, Max and Emme, 5-months old, shed her baby weight fairly quickly, although she's still not happy with the way she looks. Her trainer Gunnar Peterson tells PEOPLE that his celebrity client does 35-minute runs with swimming and 50-minute bike rides - sometimes six days a week!

Melanie Brown - Her trainer Joey Kormier worked with Mel twice a week while she was preparing for her stint on Dancing with the Stars. They did twice-daily cardio sessions to get her in tip top dancing shape. Now Scary Spice, mom of two daughters, does daily, 60-minute video workouts.

Jaime Presley - The My Name is Earl star's trainer, Mike Jones works daily with the sexy mom of one. He says, "keeping her butt firm is definitely a focus!" Jaime trains for 2 hours daily.

Hmm, so not so much secrets as a lot of hard work - damn, thought there was an easy fix!

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Sexy Celebs - Who Rocked The Outfit?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:38:00 GMT

Celebrities often shop in the same stores, so there are times when two celebs might be out, wearing the same outfit. Who do you think rocked the fashions better? Photos after the jump!

Angelina Jolie, mom of 6, or Ashlee Simpson, newly pregnant? I like the color of Ashlee's dress but hate the head band!

Cameron Diaz - rumored to be pregnant or JLo, mom of twins? I think Jennifer wears it better but I like the red scarf that Diaz added.

Vivica A Fox, actress, 43, or Melanie Brown, mom of two daughters? They both look good but Vivica wears it a bit classier - Mel B's is definitely slightly raunchier!

Kate Hudson, 29, mom to son Ryder Russell or Katie Lee Joel, wife of Billy Joel? Katie's look is a bit more 'put together,' but Kate's look is fun!

Paris Hilton, who's apparently trying to get a bun in her oven, or new mom to Honor Marie, Jessica Alba? I vote Jessica, hands down!

Heidi Montag, 21, or Hollywood icon, Glenn Close? Please pick Glenn! At 61, she rocks the class.

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Geri Halliwell's Mischievous Bathroom Humor!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:39:00 GMT

Nothin' says fun like toilet humor! And who cares if you're 35?! Geri Halliwell doesn't - the former Spice Girl admits that she has a mischievous side and often plays pranks on her friends, talks in accents, and has a penchant for bathroom humor. Oh do tell!

The singer is promoting her new children's book Ugenia Lavender and the Burning Pants and spoke with Britain's The Observer newspaper:

"A lot of people have said that I've got a voice that speaks to children. I think I've got a cultural naivety to me. I'm childish. I have a huge toilet humour - I love talking about poo and wee.

"I also like doing accents. One of my friends works in hotel reservations and I'll ring her up and complain about the suite - sometimes I get her."

And Geri's kiddish ways have rubbed off on Bluebell, her 2-year-old girl. "My daughter Bluebell is a cheeky monkey. What I like about her is she is really confident. She says to my mum - 'That's not lilac, that's purple.'"

Although Ginger Spice is like a big kid at heart, she's hanging up those hotpants and has completed her solo artist career. She wants to concentrate on her writing skills.

Oh poop!

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:35:00 GMT

There are a lot of new celebumoms who are sporting some very lovely lady lumps. By lovely, I mean obscenely huge. Some have given birth recently and some have not, but regardless of when they've had their kids, they're all, uh, top heavy. Va va va voom! Do you think any of them have had some "help" to achieve such a massive bra size? Admittedly, at least one of them has....

Photos after the jump!

Christina Aguilera:

She gave birth to Max 6 months ago and she certainly went from a not so big cup size to her admittedly E cup bra. And she certainly likes to show off those huge puppies. Do you think she's had any surgery? I'm not sure what's going on with her right breast, but it could be a surgery scar. If it's all her (and milk!), then she might need surgery later on as she may get some deflation. Just sayin.'

Halle Berry:

Her daughter Nahla arrived just about 3 months ago, and she's already almost back to her pre-baby body with some new assets to boot! I don't think she's had any surgery - any bigger and she'll need a licence to carry those things around.

Nicole Richie:

Little Harlow arrived in January of this year and because of the pregnancy, Nicole put on some much needed weight. Although she's back to being fairly small, and her huge pregnancy boobs are not like they used to be, but they still look pretty good. Uh, not that I'm looking. Definitely no surgery for her!

Mel B aka Scary Spice:

Melanie Brown has given birth to two daughters, Phoenix Chi, 9, and Angel Iris, 14-months-old and I'm pretty sure she's not had any surgery - certainly doesn't need any. Hubba hubba. However, do women's boobs stay that firm and full looking 14 months after giving birth? Hmm.

Angelina Jolie:

Angie is pregnant with twins, either due now or any day or in August - depends on who you believe. I'm pretty certain her twin boobage (get it?) is all due to pregnancy and/or a really great bra.

Pamela Anderson:

Uh, can we all say surgery? Pammie has two sons Brandon and Dylan and I'm sure she had some natural boobage goin' on during that time, but she's been very vocal about her augmentation. She had her implants removed at one time, for like 20 minutes and then had them put back in. And maybe taken out again? And put back in? I don't know. Regardless, she's all fake, all the time.

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