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Best of FameCrawler: Week of October 10th

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Bigot Bridget Bardot Mouths Off About Sarah Palin

Karl Erikson — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:03:00 GMT

Bridget Bardot, who rarely comes out of her house, is coming out to attack GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin. The actress (and bigot) says in an open letter to Palin:

"I hope you lose these elections because that would be a victory for the world. By denying the responsibility of man in global warming, by advocating gun rights and making statements that are disconcertingly stupid, you are a disgrace to women and you alone represent a terrible threat, a true environmental catastrophe."

Bardot continues on, slamming Palin for her stance on Arctic oil exploration and for dismissing the need for protection for polar bears and their natural habitats.

"This shows your total lack of responsibility, your inability to protect or simply respect animal life," Bardot says.

And the "lipstick on a pig" statement? Bardot says, "I know them well and I can assure you that no pitbull, no dog, nor any other animal for that matter is as dangerous as you are."

Bardot, who has been prosecuted before for hellaciously bigoted attacks on Muslims, must think that the world gives a shit what she thinks. Like most actors and actresses, she should really just stick to her job - or ex-job - and speak only the words that are written for them.

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And Now For the Evening Gown Portion of the Competition

Karl Erikson — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:24:00 GMT

Well, we've seen the swimsuit portion of the evening, AND the talent portion. Now it's time for Sarah Palin in the evening gown competition from Miss Alaska 1984. Join us as we go back to yesteryear, when we were jamming to the smooth sounds of Michael Jackson (when he was still black), Foreigner, and Journey. Big hair, parachute pants, and pretty moose-hunting flute players.

Oh, my. Look at that lovely dress. Cannot WAIT for the interview portion. Something tells me she won't be telling us what she reads.

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of October 3rd

Whit Honea — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:00:00 GMT

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Sarah Palin: Miss Alaska Pageant Video

Sarah Palin: Miss Alaska Pageant Video

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:13:00 GMT

Sarah Palin, long before she was the GOP candidate for vice-president, long before she was the governor of Alaska, long before she was the mayor of whatever that town is called, long before she was a TV sports reporter, long before she was a mother or married, she was a beauty queen. She was in the Miss Alaska Pageant, and this is that pageant. Swimsuit edition.

Mind you, this is not a post of judgment. I'm not a hater of the beauty pageant. I can't say I've ever watched one, other than being forced by my wife to sit through Miss Congeniality, and wait, maybe I do hate pageants. That movie sucked. I digress. I don't believe that being a beauty queen in a life before kids and politics has anything to do with who she is now- although Todd Palin may disagree.

Here, in all her 1980ish glory is Sarah Palin, before she was a Palin:

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Sarah Palin is Painful to Watch: Interview Video

Karl Erikson — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:50:00 GMT

If you didn't catch ABC's interview of Sarah Palin last night, you missed a lot. Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential candidate sat down with Charlie Gibson for her first interview since being nominated. We've got the video right here.

Palin shows us kind of a scary side of a person that might be a heartbeat away from the most important position in the free world. She has no idea what the Bush Doctrine is and comes off as pretty ignorant, stumbling awkwardly around Gibson's questions. You can see more of her interview on ABC World News Tonight and 20/20, both airing tonight on ABC.

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Sarah Palin Spoof From Funny or Die

Karl Erikson — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:05:00 GMT

Recently I got an email from one of our loyal Famecrawler readers, asking why the hell we are covering so much stuff about Sarah Palin when we're a celebrity baby blog. The answer is simple: Sarah Palin is a celebrity mom. Plus, we're all sick and tired of covering Obama and McCain and Biden because they've been campaigning for two years already and Palin - well, Palin, we just met a week and a half ago.

Plus, the numbers don't lie. Traffic for Palin stories is loads higher than traffic for Britney. Course, that's not bound to last. As soon as the election is over, we'll all be sick of Sarah, too. Unless she shows up in a bikini again. Or a sex video. I'm really praying for a sex video.

Here's a hilarious spoof of Palin done by Gina Gershon on Funny Or Die. Gershon, if you'll recall, is one of the millions of women that Bill Clinton slept with in his White House Years. Not that we care, of course, because what happens behind closed doors is supposedly none of our business, nor does it speak toward how good a President is. So I'm told. Repeatedly.

Anyway, enjoy.

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Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin was Runner Up in 1984 Beauty Contest

Karl Erikson — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:01:00 GMT

Barack Obama sent out his Vice Presidential nominee last week via text message. I guess we've really entered the 21st century now. At least he didn't do it through WhySpace. Ugh. In contrast, yesterday John McCain sent out his VP nominee via smoke signal.

And the nominee is quite the hottie. Sarah Palin, Alaska's first female governor and mother of five children, actually came in second place in the Miss Alaska pageant back in 1984. Growl.

Palin has two sons (Track, 19 and Trig, born in April of this year) and three daughters (Bristol, 17 Willow, 14 and Piper, 7). She had Trig - who has Downs Syndrome - while in office as governor and came back to work after just three days! Now that's one tough cookie!

If I had a baby it'd take me a year to get my shit back together. Course, if I had a baby, the stretch marks alone would probably kill me. My guggenheimer would certainly never be the same.

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