FameCrawler : New York Yankees

Madonna Tells Gwyneth Paltrow to Shut Her Piehole

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:05:00 GMT

When Madonna announced her divorce a few weeks ago, good friend Gwyneth Paltrow rushed to support her. "She's a very good friend. I'm supporting her in all the ways that I can. I'm just there for her. I speak to her a lot," Paltrow said while attending the premiere of her film "Two Lovers" at the London Film Festival. (Oh yeah, that's where she was wearing this dress, so maybe she wasn't thinking too straight.)

But according to the National Enquirer, Madonna thinks friends should be seen and not heard, at least when it comes to talking about the Material Girl's split with Guy Ritchie. “If you want to help me and be supportive of me, then keep your mouth SHUT!” Madonna allegedly told Paltrow. “Say nothing about me or my divorce.”

Harsh. Guess I won't be calling to see how you're dong anytime soon, Madge. Your loss - I was going to bring over some brownies.

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I Guess It's Over: Madonna Set to Bury Guy's Memory. Literally.

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:35:00 GMT

Anyone hoping that Madonna might possibly consider reconciling with Guy Ritchie might want to take note: The material girl has reportedly ordered her assistant to gather all photos, gifts and letters she received from Ritchie so that they can be buried. Now that's closure.

A source told London's Daily Express that Madonna is having all items "audited" and "digitally scanned" before they're entombed. "It will be a little bit like a funeral as she lays that part of her life to rest," the source told the paper.

Celebrities do crazy things! Why can't she just cut him out of all her pictures, put a voodoo curse on him and then set his car on fire like the rest of us do after a breakup?

Madonna and Guy- Think Of The Children

Madonna To Get Custody Of The Kids?

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Madonna Divorcing G-Ritch, Hooking Up With A-Rod

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:25:00 GMT

Who knew that Madonna's recent hit 4 Minutes was referring to the time it would take her to be in a new relationship after her divorce? The singer just officially announced her split with husband Guy Ritchie yesterday, and it's being reported that she's already going public with her relationship with Yankee Alex Rodriguez. A source tells Usmagazine.com that the two "are definitely romantic."

Although Rodriguez and Madonna were linked as early as July when the singer was still very much married, the source says, "Guy is not involved in this equation. With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing."

A source close to Rodriguez also confirmed the romance. "A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."

What's next? Maybe the title of another recent Madonna single, Give It 2 Me says it all; it may be referring to the inevitable battle over custody of the couple's children.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Divorcing

Being in Madonna's Shoes is Deadly: Photos

Madonna's Crazy - Throws Condoms at Her Audience

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Jose Conseco Caught Smuggling Steroids

Karl Erikson — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 12:33:00 GMT

What do you know? Former baseball "great" Jose Conseco, father of daughter Josie, has been detained at the U.S./Mexico border for illegal posession of steroids. I KNOW! How shocked are you? Stunned, right?

Looks like Jose, who wrote a tell-all biography a few years ago about his use of steroids while playing major league ball, will be appearing in Federal Court on Tuesday.

Guess you can't unlearn stupid, can you?

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Cynthia Rodriguez Calls Husband A-Rod a Wimp

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:35:00 GMT

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Alex Rodriguez' wife Cynthia says the New York Yankees star passed out during the birth of his first daughter Natasha, who was born in 2004.

"The one nurse had a cold cloth on his head. The other nurse had the blood pressure on his arm. And my mother was like rubbing his back. And he is passed out on a couch. And I am there, in the middle of labor," says Cynthia.

"As tough and big as he seems, he is real wimpy around doctors or any type of medical situation," Cynthia divulged in an interview with the YES Network. "I don't know why I thought the birth of our child would be different. In the middle of the night, I realized that I needed to go to the hospital. I wake him up. The first thing that comes out of his mouth, `Can we call your mother?' ... A few hours later, I said, `I think you can call my mom now.' Uh, and the color came back to his face when I told him he could call my mom."

The couple's second daughter, Ella Alexander Rodriguez, was born on April 21.

A-Rod managed to avoid fainting during this one - he arrived 10 minutes after his wife gave birth.

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Daddy’s a Hot Stud: Another Roger Clemens Affair

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:05:00 GMT

That shirt! Those pants! That tongue! Apparently the ladies can’t get enough of Roger Clemens. Do you blame them? That print velour shirt is totally making me want to leave my husband and round the bases with Roger, if you know what I mean. Either that or I will have enough fabric to redo my couch and my loveseat.

Roger’s affair with a 15-year-old Mindy McCready recently came to light, and now the New York Daily News is reporting that he also had an affair with Paulette Dean Daly, former wife of PGA golfer John Daly. Clemens, a married father of four, reportedly arranged trips to Anaheim Stadium for Daly to watch him pitch for the Yankees against the Angels. He also apparently bought her some nachos and one of those big foam fingers. I just made that last part up.

Who’s next? Dear God, please don’t let it be Cher.

It's True: Mindy McCready Admits to Underage Affair with Roger Clemens

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It's True: Mindy McCready Admits to Underage Affair with Roger Clemens

Whit Honea — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:23:00 GMT

The Rocket is having a tough time. What do you suppose is worse, being accused of steroid use during a legendary baseball career or being caught lying about having an affair with a minor?

That's a tough call. Both involve moral and legal issues. Granted, the steroid issue is being contested and the case against him does look overly staged, but to have Mindy McCready, the country singer identified as Clemen's mistress for over 10 years, admit that she "cannot refute anything in the story," well, you can't come back from that.

We've explained previously how Clemens, father of four boys, and McCready, mother of a two-year-old son, met when she was 15. This doesn't hold well for Clemens.

Is that an understatement?

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Roger Clemens Affair With a 15-Year-Old Mindy McCready

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:20:00 GMT

Former Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens reportedly had a decade-long affair with troubled country music star Mindy McCready, beginning when the singer was just 15. The affair began when McCready was a teenager working in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old married father of two. The baseball star admits to having a long-term relationship with McCready, but through his lawyer says the relationship was "not sexual." Okay.

The Daily News, which broke the story, claimed McCready frequently accompanied Clemens to his games and partied with him with the likes of Monica Lewinsky and Michael Jordan. The tabloid claims the singer even hid declarations of love to Clemens in the liner notes of her albums.

McCready has had a string of legal problems in the past few years including arrests for drug possession, identity theft and battery. Clemens is having his own problems; he's currently under investigation for perjury for his testimony to Congress regarding his alleged steroid use.

Clemens has four sons and McCready has a two-year old son - looks like they'll have plenty of stories to tell their kids, beyond the Grand Ole Opry and grand slams...

[photo: E! Online]

Look Out Rockies, Here Come Mike Timlin and the Running Red Sox

Whit Honea — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:50:00 GMT

Mike Timlin and his son J.D. knew what they were doing. They got the show on the road and they ran with it.

What's up with the actual red socks that J.D. is wearing? How are we supposed to see Schilling's ketchup stain on those?

Look, I just made a whole post about Boston without making fun of them. It must be the smoke getting to me.

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Cynthia Rodriguez is a Role Model (for Sailors, Convicts and HBO)

Whit Honea — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 19:32:00 GMT

Cynthia Rodriguez, as reported by the New York Post, is all class. Alex Rodriguez's wife wore this trashy commentary to the ballpark. The shirt, which she wore while sitting next to her 2-year-old daughter, Natasha, says quite clearly, "F**K YOU."

She's pissed at all kinds of stuff, Yankee fans, management, the media, her husband and the bimbo he rode in on. The shirt could have been for any of them.

However, the only people that really got to enjoy it were all of the families with children that were seated behind her in the stands. Some people, frustrated by the fact that she was clearly breaking stadium policy, yet not being reprimanded by security, left with their kids in tow. I hope A-Rod refunds their tickets.

In the meantime, if you live in NYC and have children, watch out for C-Rod. She's mad as hell, and she's not going to take it anymore. Who knows what other obscenity-laced outfits she has up, or on, her sleeve. Someone should wash her shirt out with soap.