FameCrawler : Nicole and Joel's baby

Nicole Richie Gets 4 Days

Whit Honea — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:15:00 GMT

Today was a bad day for breaking news at FameCrawler. Most of the writers were at BlogHer and I spent the day at Comic-Con.

See what happens while we're off playing? Nicole Richie gets sentenced to serve 4 days in jail. Damn the luck.

Actually, under the circumstances, she may have been lucky. At least she won't have to worry about having a baby behind bars.

Is Joel Madden Taking His Hat out of the Babydaddy Sweepstakes?

Whit Honea — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:39:00 GMT

Star Magazine is reporting that Joel Madden, Nicole Richie's possible babbydaddy, is not happy. It would seem that Nicole being unsure as to the father of her unborn child, or at least the media reporting that she is unsure, has started to take it's toll on the Good Charlotte frontman.

I guess I should be flattered that Joel is obviously reading FameCrawler, but to rip Nicole a new one, which he reportedly did in Maryland, in front of people, that's not the way to deal with it. Is it? I can't say, never having knocked-up a promiscuous, possible addict, and pending convict, but hey, the day's still young, right?

The report says that Joel really laid into her, even using the F-word! He's so punk rock.

Warning: Disturbing Mental Image May be Conjured- Is Jeff Goldblum Nicole Richie's Babydaddy?

Whit Honea — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:49:00 GMT

This rumor has been growing legs, and possibly wings, all over Gore's green internet. Apparently there is reasonable doubt, reasonable in a National Enquirer sort of way, that Joel Madden is NOT the father of Nicole Richie's baby bump.

It seems the pristine Miss Nicole had 4 different gentlemen callers, not at the same time, just prior to finding herself with child. One of the lucky contestants is obviously Madden, two of them have not been named, assuming she knows/remembers them, and the final slot in our foursome is one Mr. Jeff Goldblum, who has obviously proved that yes, Earth girls are easy.

Jeff Goldblum and Nicole Richie having sex? That would be like rubbing two sticks together. I would be afraid they'd catch the sheets on fire. I wouldn't even want to be a fly on the wall, because that would mean I might get thrown in the mix, and that shit ain't happenin'.

We shall see. These things have a way of working themselves out.

Remember When Nicole Was The Fat Friend?

BadKitty — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 15:21:00 GMT

Here's twiggy little Nicole Richie and her formerly inexplicable pregnancy bump. She didn't even tell her dad, Lionel, before publishing her Very Special Pregnancy Confirmation in US Weekly. Some people call, others send emails. The famous have...different ways to make momentous announcements.

The first picture, with that little round belly, reminded me of happier days. Remember when the unknown Nicole was a funny, wise-cracking sidekick, with a handful of muffin top flowing over her jeans? When she flashed her round boobies and pierced nipple at the Joey T fashion show (tons of uncensored pix... here)? Or how bad her weave was before Rachel Zoe made her cut that shit off? And check out the difference in thigh circumference!

Ah yes, the Rachel Zoe era brought big changes, like haircuts and prominent clavicles:

We cheered when Nicole became the best dressed celebutard. She wasn't supposed to get more famous than Paris, at least according to Paris. But there she was, topping every list. It was like watching a Loser Table Girl take over the popular group, right down to her nuclear showdown with Queen Paris (allegedly for showing "A Night in Paris" at a party, how hilarious is that?!)

We even celebrated her friendship with occasional arch-rival and co-Zoe-victim Lindsay. Then they took it too far with the horse tranquilizers in the bathroom of Hyde. Thin became wicked skinny. Then wicked skinny became gaunt.

Thankfully she used her zombie hands to give Rachel Zoe a big, public middle finger. She did some rehab, made a little progress, had a little slip up, met Joel Madden and became his groupie and now his baby momma. She even has some boobies again!

She's still skinny, she's moving too fast with her boyfriend, and she's probably spectacularly ill-equipped (at least in terms of BMI) to be a mom at the tender age of 25. And we're still cheering her on. So many of us have high hopes for Nicole. It turns out, we like her.

Maybe, this baby is her road back to normalcy, assuming of course it's born with ventricles and lungs. Hey, at least we know she's off the pot and vicodin these days! Yes! Remember? That was self-medication for cramps, which won't be a problem for a few months. See, she's better already.

Extra! First Look at Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's Baby!

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 16:05:00 GMT

I think she's got Nicole's eyes, and Joel's earlobes.

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