FameCrawler : Oceans Thirteen

Future Mother Of George Clooney's Children Skanks It Up

HerBadMother — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:29:00 GMT

I was all stoked about the fact that George Clooney was reportedly talkin' 'bout havin' babies with current girlfriend and latter-day Cinderella figure Sarah Larson. I mean, such an awesome story: humble but gorgeous waitress charms megatastically gorgeous bachelor movie star and makes megatastically gorgeous babies! A little counter-feminist, but still. Good story.

But all good stories have a dark side, and this one's seems to be sweet Sarah's grotty party history, which appears to feature an inordinate number of lap dances. Star Magazine got its grubby, gossipy hands on some pictures of Sarah slutting it up in Vegas last year, and has found some sources that are saying that Sarah's past work as a "model" was a little less of the Kate Moss variety of modelling and more along the lines of the Katie Price model.

A friend said, "She's even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her modeling career consisted mostly of being paid by promoters for clubs, magazines and radio stations to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends!"

Which, nice, but haven't we all (*cough*) done some things in our party pasts that we wouldn't necessarily want our children to know about? Granted, her past is just, like, a year ago, and the possible father of her future children is maybe a little more sensitive to bad press, but still. It's not like she slept with the Governor of New York.

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Andy Garcia Honors Sean Taylor

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:40:00 GMT

Thousands gathered to mourn Sean Taylor at his funeral today and actor Andy Garcia was among them, calling the Washington Redskins star a hero. Taylor was engaged to Garcia's niece Jackie Garcia and was with her and their 18-month old daughter when he was shot during an apparent robbery in their Miami home. "His heroic action on that tragic night saved their life and is a testament to his humanity and courage," Andy Garcia said in a statement to the Miami Herald. "His spirit will live forever, in our hearts and through the legacy of his achievements and the family he leaves behind.”

"Sean was known to many as an extraordinary athlete and unquestionable teammate,' added Garcia, a father of four. "To those of us who had the good fortune to count him as a member of our extended family, we will always remember him as a caring and loving individual."

On the night of the incident Taylor reportedly told Jackie Garcia to hide in the bedroom with their daughter, also named Jackie, while he went to investigate. He was shot in the leg and died of his injuries the next day. Four young suspects have been charged in the killing.

Sean Taylor Remembered

Whit Honea — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:29:00 GMT

The funeral services for fallen NFL player Sean Taylor were held today in Florida. Thousands of mourners, including the members of the Washington Redskins and actor Andy Garcia, were present to pay their respects.

Rev. Jesse Jackson provided an eulogy in which he proclaimed that, "Our American house is on fire. We've become much too violent. We accept violence as the norm . . . It is uncivilized. It must be rejected."

Yesterday, the players of every NFL team wore Sean's number, 21, on their respective helmets to honor him. A moment of silence was also observed prior to each game.

Personally, I thought the most touching of the tributes was made by his teammates on the Redskin defense. Their first play from scrimmage had only ten men, leaving a void where one had fallen.

Sean Taylor was 24.

Source/Photo: Washington Post

I Demand a Recount: Patrick Dempsey is the Sexiest Man Alive

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:05:00 GMT

Something's fishy over at People magazine.

Sorry Matt. I've taken another poll (of me and my libido) and Patrick Dempsey is definitely the Sexiest Man Alive. Even you have to admit he's pretty hot.

People has him as a runner-up, but I definitely think a recount is in order. Illegal campaign funds, a hanging chad - I say Dempsey was robbed. Oh well - at least David Beckham didn't win this one.

[photo: People.com]

People Magazine Says Matt Damon is the Sexiest Man Alive

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:25:00 GMT

Next up: Bourne Hotness? According to People magazine, Matt Damon is the Sexiest Man Alive! I've always wondered how they came up with this title. Did they consider dead guys, too, and then decide that they weren't all that sexy? Were they worried some really hot guy from the 1800's would just keep winning the contest?

Damon, who is married to Luciana Bozan Barroso, said the honor came as a surprise. "You gave an aging suburban dad the ego boost of a lifetime. My 9-year-old stepdaughter now thinks I'm cool - well, cooler." The actor also revealed that pals George Clooney and Brad Pitt, who had each won the 'Sexiest' title twice, had campaigned for his crowning. So that's what guys do when they're not betting on fantasy football.

[photo: People.com]