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Mary-Kate Olsen Not Pregnant

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:32:00 GMT

Mary-Kate Olsen's house will remain empty (aside from the closets full of poor taste and mattresses teetering upon stacks of cash). She is NOT pregnant.

The National Enquirer, who have been surprisingly accurate this year, had reported that Mary-Kate was pregnant with boyfriend Nate Lowman's baby.

Olsen's rep denies the accusation.

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Who's Pregnant Now?

trix — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:50:00 GMT

Rumors are afloat that Mary Kate Olsen is pregnant.

Where did the rumor come from? Oh, just the fact that her weight flew up to 102 lbs.

Yikes, that is a huge amount of weight for her to gain, that's like 5 pounds.

I don't think she's pregnant, however, I could be wrong. Heaven knows I have been wrong before.
She may have taken Heath Ledger's words about how becoming a parent was the most rewarding thing he'd ever done.

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Lance Armstrong Denies Ashley Olsen Makes His House Full

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:54:00 GMT

My fear of all things Olsen twins is well documented. They scare the hell out of me. They're all high heels and eyeballs. Needless to say I was happy to hear that Lance Armstrong denies that he and Ashley Olsen are an item.

Some people are grossed out by the idea because of the age. Whatever. That's Hollywood. There are so many other valid reasons to be grossed out by the idea.

At least I'll be able to keep my lunch down today.

Photo: No EZ Buckets

Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen Play Show and Tell

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:35:00 GMT

What's weirder than Lance Armstrong dating Ashley Olsen? Okay, probably nothing, but this comes close.

TMZ is reporting that Lance Armstrong's daughter brought Olsen to school for show and tell. Armstrong, 36, has three children with ex-wife Kristin Richard - Luke, 8 and twins Isabella and Grace, 6. Not sure which of the girls brought Ashley, 21, to share with her class. What happened to the good old days, when kids would just bring a teddy bear or a gun?

[photo: People.com]

Nicole Richie Has a Song in Her Heart and a Huge, Ugly Hat on Her Head

Whit Honea — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:24:00 GMT

Is Nicole Richie finally putting out that album we've all been waiting for? Man, I hope not. If she could sing it would have been out years ago. TMZ (are we trusting them again?) is reporting that she has been taking vocal lessons, which admittedly puts her one step ahead of Paris, Lindsay, Patrick Swayze and Eddie Murphy.

Notice that she has adopted a "rock star" look. Going from notably stylish to terribly tragic. What in the world could have made her look at Joel Madden's sad wardrobe and think, that might work? She looks like a freakin' Olsen twin, which as everyone with eyes can attest, is not good.

The Olsen Twins Meet the Taylor Twins

Whit Honea — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 20:15:00 GMT

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen scare the jebus out of me. Really. They have some sort of fish on botox thing going on, and they move in a stride of exaggerated bends and poses that only the most flexible of Gumby dolls could hope to replicate. Then there are the eyes. They stare into you, past your soul and into your wallet. Very frightening.

James Taylor, however, I dig. The guy is a great singer. His look isn't nearly as intimidating. He looks like Robert Duvall on a hunger strike.

His twin boys, Rufus and Henry, just look like fun. They would rather wrestle with each other than make eye-contact with the Olsens. Smart. Besides, they're too young to know Full-House.

Source: Celebrity Moms

Pregnancy Rumor: Ashlee Simpson (Not a Simpson Movie Tie-in)

Whit Honea — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:33:00 GMT

Ashlee Simpson, whom I've just learned is not an Olsen twin, may have been felt up by a fall out boy. Pete Wentz, who is the guy in Fall Out Boy without the big Elvisesque sideburns and goofy hat, is rumored to be on deck in the babydaddy circle.

There are various spins on the story, but the popular one has Wentz proposing to a pregnant Simpson at Live Earth, with a jubilant Ashlee saying yes. No comment from Al Gore.