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Babble's Tori and Dean Blog

Whit Honea — Fri, 22 May 2009 21:00:00 GMT

We know you need Tori and Dean like you need Oxygen (get it? yes, I'm that good). That's why Babble has a blog all about Tori Spelling and her kids and her life. And Dean, of course.

Really.

How Tori Dealt With The Hair Down There During Pregnancy

Josh loposer — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:31:00 GMT

Though I haven't got a chance to read the literary gem that Tori Spelling's Mommywood promises to be ... it seems a lot more interesting now that I know that it includes Tori's tips for pubic hair grooming during pregnancy.

It's not a problem most people would probably ever think about, but yes, you're ability to groom the hair down there is apparently greatly affected by either a baby bump or a ginormous beer gut. As I see it, you've got three options: invent a belly-bridging shaver thing, just let things down there go au naturale, or enlist some help for a sympathetic friend. From Tori's book:

“I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’ But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to do it.”

Obviously, Tori chose option #3. Imagine if the couple's reality show on Oxygen had caught some of that conversation. Pure comedy gold.

I have to guess that this occurred during Tori's pregnancy with Liam, her two-year-old. You'll have to read the book to find out if she came up with a different solution the second time around with Stella.

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The Tori & Dean Movie: God Help Us All!

Josh loposer — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:30:00 GMT

That's right, some producers at Oxygen actually think that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's 3 years of marraige is worthy of not only a reality show, but a made-for-TV movie as well.

Seriously, do people want to watch a romantic comedy based on their marriage? Seems like season three of Home Sweet Hollywood is more than enough Tori and Dean, but who knows?

Is there really enough story to work with? They must plan on getting a lot of mileage out of Dean leaving his wife to be with Tori. And then there's the whole Candy Spelling debacle ... but then what?

Sure, they've had two kids together, Liam and Stella, but they're not really old enough to get into any serious trouble that would make for an interesting movie. Oh wait, this is a made-for-TV movie on Oxygen -- guess the bar isn't set all that high.

I'm guessing that Tori will play herself, but who will they get to play her mother? They're not exactly on the best of terms right now, both blaming each other for their estrangement. I'm going to go ahead and nominate Barbara Walters.

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Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott Scare Me Out of Ever Coming to Their Inn

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:40:00 GMT

This picture reminds me of the scene in the movie where the evil witch is trying to get Snow White to eat the poison apple. What's in those french fries? Ex Lax? Fingernails? And how appetizing would it be to have Dean McDermott serve you eggs while you have to stare at a tat of Tori Spelling and her big boobs?

They're shown here on the set of their reality show, "Tori and Dean: Inn Love" that supposedly takes place in the B&B they run. Do you think Tori does any work around the place? Can you imagine her turning down a bed and putting a mint on the pillow, or Dean getting up in the middle of the night to unplug your toilet? Does Tori force you watch reruns of 90210 before you get any fresh towels? I think I'll just stay at the Ramada down the street.

[photo: UsMagazine.com]