FameCrawler : Page Six

Macy Gray Does NOT Want to Have Barack Obama's Babies

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:17:00 GMT

Okay, I'm a fan of Macy Gray's music, but half the time she looks like she's walking around mumbling and wearing her bathrobe. So it didn't surprise me when Page Six ran a tidbit about something the singer said about our new President.

"I'm in love with Barack Obama...I wanna get married - like, I wanna have his kids," Gray says on an episode of the upcoming series Head Case. "Why am I not Michelle, you know what I mean? Who the [bleep] is she? You know, why can't I be her?"

But now Macy is fighting back and throwing her bedroom slippers at Page Six, saying that her quotes were taken out of context and were part of a scripted show.

"I portray a character in the Starz comedy series Head Case, which is a produced show about a wacky psychiatrist who is wackier than her patients," she said in a statement. "My character admits that she thinks Obama is hot. It is innocent and funny."

She continued, "The quotes printed by Page Six were taken completely out of context and needs to be recognized that it is dialogue from a scripted television program. It's ridiculous."

"I respect and love our new president and his family just as you do and would never disrespect them in any way."

Thanks for clearing that up, Macy. But I don't want to be around when you hear the news that Michelle Obama is pregnant.

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Madonna's Brother is a Whiny Whinerpants: Part Deux

Karen — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Boy this guy is worse than Kato Kaelin. (Part one is here, by the way) Does he ever stop whining about his sister's horrible injustices on his life?

Does she even care what he says about her?

Now the little tattletale is saying that Madonna is forcing their father to choose between the two of them.

Ciccone admits that his relationship with his sister has broken down since he published his explosive book - Life With My Sister Madonna - earlier this month. YA THINK?

Ciccone tells Britain's Closer magazine, "The situation is now at its ugliest point, and I feel terrible for my father. Madonna's asked him to choose between me or her - but he's told her he won't do that.

"I've reassured my father that I wasn't trying to tear up the family, but I have every right to tell my side of things. I was disappointed that she thought I was going to ruin her. Of course I wasn't!

"She obviously doesn't know me as well as I thought she did."

You know if my brother wrote a tell-all book about me, I'd have to say I wouldn't speak to him either. You don't do that to family to make a buck. Course if my brother did write such a book, it would probably only sell for about a buck, seeing as my deepest dark secret is that I stole a pack of grape gum from the convenience store when I was 7. I know, scandal.

Madonna's Brother is a Whiny Whinerpants

Karen — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:08:00 GMT

Yesterday I told you that Madonna wrote some of that tell-all book and Christopher Ciccone. He says 'Liar Liar Pants on FIRE!' And then he sucked his thumb and rocked for a while.

"If she did, then she's doing the best acting job I've ever seen. No (she didn't help). Whoever is doing it (making up the stories) is doing me a great favour. I appreciate it."

And Madonna's representative, Liz Rosenberg, has also denied the singer helped her brother put together the tome.

She adds, "If she had anything to do with that book, it would have been better written and more eloquent. To say Madonna needs publicity is insane."

Apparently I'm insane then. That old bat is like a publicity vampire swooping down on famous young'uns to suck the blood right out of their media machines. Yeah, I'm the one that's crazy.

Scandal Shmandal: Madonna Wrote Tell All Book Alongside Brother

Karen — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:05:00 GMT

She's already trying to suck the life-blood out of Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, what more could there be? (Besides Miley Cyrus)

Well nothing surprises me in terms of Madonna's attention whoring and silliness in order to keep her fame. Nothing.

Which is why I laughed out loud when I read that Madonna actually ghost-wrote some parts of this new tell-all book her brother has written.

According to the New York Post's gossip column PageSix, the singer actually had a part in penning chapters of the book herself.

A source tells the publication, "The supposed scandal about Christopher Ciccone's book is bulls**t.

"She (Madonna) actually ghost-wrote parts of it with him, the way Princess Diana helped Andrew Morton write his book on her. That's why there's nothing too devastating in Chris' book.

"He's mean to others, but not so much to his sister."

A spokesman for Madonna has yet to comment on the reports.

Beyoncé Is Pregnant and Packing On The Pounds

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 13 May 2008 17:35:00 GMT

Have you ever gone up to someone and asked them when they were due, only to have them inform you that they aren't pregnant? Sure you have, and I'm sorry I slapped you but I'll have you know I was just retaining water that day.

Well let's hope Beyoncé has got something in the oven besides an extra sandwich, after today's Page Six headline screams "Eating For Two?" and then goes on to say that the singer has really packed on the pork. "She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight," a source said. "When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now."

Beyoncé has never even officially confirmed that she married longtime boyfriend Jay-Z, much less the fact that they're expecting a child together.

Her rep obviously has had enough of the speculation, since she issued the following statement: "I don't know if she's pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you."

John Travolta: Leavin' On A Gay Plane?

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:45:00 GMT

Yep. That would be a full-on, lip-to-lip kiss. Which, you know, is not gay at all. It's old news, anyways - or would be if he hadn't been just a tad over the top in his enthusiasm for The Little Mermaid recently. Which, again, not gay at all.

I don't care, really, if John Travolta is gay or not. If he loves men, more power to him. It's the whole holier-than-thou Scientologist family-man, wife-as-beard thing that gets me. Which, if he is gay, he probably learned those bearding strategies from Tom Cruise, but whatever. Be gay, be in the closet, be whatever - just don't hide behind other people.

Or airplanes. Because, you know: telephoto lenses.

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John Travolta and The Little Mermaid

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:50:00 GMT

John Travolta put on his Sunday best wig (the thing on his head, the Sunday best beard holding his hand is wife Kelly Preston) and took birthday girl Ella to 46th Street for Disney's The Little Mermaid. Sure beats a banded, bulbous snarfblatt. Those get very boring.

Apparently Mr. Travolta loved the show so much that he was singing along to every song. This is where other celebrity sites mock him, but not me. In fact, I so love The Little Mermaid that I almost feel bad for the beard joke. As a matter of fact I have a flyer right here on my bar, er, desk for a sing-a-long showing of the film at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood. I want to be part of that world.

After the show the Travoltas and 26 of Ella's dearest friends went backstage for photos with the cast and some flipper envy. Sources say that John was really enjoying himself and touching all of the costumes.

No sources said that he was singing "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't ya think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl- girl who has everything? Look at this trove, treasures untold. How many wonders can one cavern hold? Looking around you'd think, sure, she's got everything. I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty. I have whoozits and whatzis galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty, but who cares? No big deal. I want more," but I like to think that he was.

Photo: Babyrazzi

Which Movie Star Just Miscarried?

HerBadMother — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:00:00 GMT

Page Six ran a blind item yesterday about an actress who just miscarried and who, heartbroken, is now determined to adopt. We think that we know who it is...

"WHICH movie star recently suffered a miscarriage? The heartbroken actress is now talking about adopting."

Gwyneth Paltrow, obvz. There was that mysterious dash to the hospital last month - which provoked pregnancy and miscarriage talk at the time - and then her more recent pronouncements about adopting a baby from Brooklyn. Sounds like a match.

If it is Gwyneth, we're really so sorry that she's gone through such heartbreak. And we hope that she will adopt. Not least because we'll then be able to write more interesting stories about her than those getting-stale-quick-did-she-hate-Brad's-peen pieces. And because there're only so many vegan-meat jokes we can write, and still keep our dignity.

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Kate Hudson Pregnancy Rumors Heating Up

HerBadMother — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:24:00 GMT

That looks like a baby bump to me.

So does this:

And this:

We've been saying that Kate looks pregnant for weeks chez Famecrawler, and now it looks like Page Six is catching up, running a photo series of bump-spicious photos.

You heard it here first, tho'!

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Memo To Britney: Don't Drink And Dial

HerBadMother — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:03:00 GMT

Like this should surprise anybody: Britney Spears is reported to have been drunk-dialling K-Fed for hook-ups. And she's even borrowed Paris Hilton's phone to do it.

That's really scraping rock-bottom, isn't it? Drunk-dialling your ex from Paris Hilton's phone? What's worse, he's said to have blown her off. Burn.

"She begged him to come out with her," a source told Page Six. "But Kevin reminded her that one of them needed to be a parent and take care of the boys. Then she hung up on him. Kevin said she'd been drinking."

Then, I imagine, she went to the ladies room to puke, while Paris held her weave back for her and texted Page Six. It'd be funny if it weren't - like every Britney story that hits the interwebs - so freaking sad.

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Britney Rattled By Hot Young Thing

Karen — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:02:00 GMT

Last week Britney showed up 12 hours late to shoot her music video, Piece of Me, and now we know the motive behind her finally getting there: she felt threatened by a younger, hotter, sleeker singer. Page Six reports that Jive Records put $500,000 on the line, but had a backup plan to use the set in the event the moving target bailed on them:

"Jive hired Wayne Isham to direct, had all the dancers there - hair, makeup and everything," our source added. "But she refused to come. Jive was really upset. They were already paying everyone overtime, and finally Britney showed up 12 hours late - but only after they told her they were going to give the video shoot to another Jive artist, Samantha Jade."

"They were going to recalibrate it for Samantha, because it was too expensive to just scrap," our source said. "Britney finally showed up when she realized a new, younger, hotter girl would take her slot."

I was curious who Samantha Jade was. Here's her video "Turn Around."

Nicole Richie: Did They Try To Make Her Go To Rehab?

HerBadMother — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Ah, there's an uplifting sight: a pregnant woman leaving a substance abuse treatment center. Do it for the baby, Nic!

Granted, Nicole Richie was probably at the Alternative Action Program in LA to fulfill her court-demanded traffic school obligations, but maybe she took in an alcohol education course as well. Driver rehab was, after all, part of her sentence for driving, drunk, the wrong way down a LA freeway. At least the paparazzi didn't get a shot of her puffing on a Marlboro outside the AAP doors. That would have looked bad.

Photo: JustJared.com

Chris Noth and Tara Wilson: Big Baby On the Way!

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:16:00 GMT

First comes Sex, then comes baby! Actor Chris Noth, best known for his role as Mr. Big in Sex and the City, is expecting a child with longtime girlfriend Tara Wilson. Page Six is reporting that the actress is five months along, and that the couple are not engaged and have no plans to marry. Big deal!

Noth is reprising his role in the upcoming Sex and the City movie as the boyfriend of Sarah Jessica Parker's character, Carrie Bradshaw. As for Tara Wilson, I have no idea who she is, but her IMDB profile lists one of her latest gigs as a dancer on the short lived Nick Lachay and Jessica Simpson variety show. Big mystery!

Nicole Richie Is Shocked And Appalled That People Would Doubt Her Judgment

HerBadMother — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 18:33:00 GMT

It's one of the most enduring stories about women and womanhood: that the moment a woman becomes with child, she immediately turns into a paragon of virtue and moral fortitude. The rough edges soften, the bad habits slide away; nothing, but nothing, will come between that woman and the safety of her unborn child.

It's a nice story, but a totally bogus one. Still, that's not stopping Nicole Richie and her publicists from using it.

In response to reports that she'd been caught smoking while pregnant, Nicole Richie said the following: "It's really very sad and hurtful that journalists don't believe in checking facts before writing false and unsubstantiated stories about my health and my pregnancy," she wrote in a statement released to Access Hollywood. "The healthy birth of my child is my number one priority."

Okay, so: I'm willing to believe that the health of her child is a top priority for Nicole. But I find her outrage amusing. I mean, her career - such as it is - is built upon reporters writing unsubstantiated stories about her and her cronies (and, please - like she never dropped a tip or two about herself - or, better, Paris - to Page Six?) Her raison d'etre has been the gossip mill, and it was fuelled, in large part, by the decidedly unhealthy lifestyle that she flaunted in front of the cameras. Drug use? DUI? Party party party and party some more? Check, check and check. That some enterprising gossip columnists thought that it might not be beyond the realm of possibility that Nicole Richie was - gasp - sucking on a Winston during pregnancy is hardly shocking. Does anyone really believe that Nicole has gone all soft and cuddly and organic in her maternity? I thought not.

So, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on this one, but she really might want to do some work on her self-reflectivity.

Caught In The Act: Which Pregnant Celebrity Was Reportedly Spotted Smoking?

HerBadMother — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:52:00 GMT

The New York Post's Page Six gossip columnist, Cindy Adams, claims to have the inside scoop on a pregnant celebrity caught puffing away on a cancer stick.

Who's the celeb?

The story:

Oct. 29, 2007 - MOMMY-to-be Nicole Richie. 3:30 p.m. Pony tail, black jeans, waistcoat. Exits DaSilvano with one young girl, one middle-age lady. On the sidewalk, after checking who's at which outdoor tables, she lights up. They jump into a waiting black Caddy Escalade, Nicole into the front seat. Still smoking.

Three days later, 7:30 p.m., Nobu. For somebody who doesn't eat, she sure frequents lots of restaurants. She's there with the baby in the bun's father. They leave. Outside she lights up again.

Hmm... if this is true, then boo on Nicole. But it's a highly suspicious story, not least because, as TMZ is reporting, Nicole has apparently been out of the country for some weeks, and only just returned to LA a few days ago.

Still, gossip is gossip. I don't make it up; I just report it. Do with that what you will.

This Page Six Blind Item Is SO About Jennifer Garner

BadKitty — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:04:00 GMT

It had to happen. The dread tendrils of Brangelina-like Fame Fatigue are creeping up on Jenny Garner. I mean, yeah, she's so sweet and normal. And yeah, Violet's a doll, and yeah, we're starting to like ~~Pudge~~ Ben again, with his fancy nepotism movie. Everybody, (including us as Karen pointed out), loves Jenn.

On the other hand, this Page Six blind item has Jennifer Garner and her wholesome (fauxsome?!) ways written all over it:

WHICH dimpled Hollywood mommy is betraying her "all-natural" image? Friends say the down-home actress is becoming addicted to lip collagen injections.

Hmmm. Now that you mention it, she does look pretty lippy in those Gap Product Red ads!

True or not, it's interesting to see the backlash begin. Hollywood. The public. The cycle. So predictable.

Source: NY Post Page Six

Isla Fisher: Still Pregnant

Whit Honea — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:29:00 GMT

Isla Fisher has proven the world, i.e., the New York Post, wrong. She's still hauling around the Borat baby.

Yes, she is still pregnant and did not go into labor, as this picture from Oct. 8, 2007, clearly shows.

On the other hand, I suppose it could have been true and she's just found a creative way to carry home a pumpkin. Everyone is doing it.

At least she looks happy. In fact, I don't think I've seen a happier looking pregnant woman since her good friend Naomi Watts. Just a big, blinding glow of bliss. Take it in and enjoy.

Photo: Celebrity Moms

Did Isla Fisher Have Her Borat Baby?

Whit Honea — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 18:19:00 GMT

Is the Borat baby here?

Liz Smith of the New York Post's Page Six is hinting that Isla Fisher and Sacha Cohen may have welcomed their new baby. Of course there isn't any word from anyone else anywhere else, other than other ignorant types like myself giving Smith her 15 minutes.

If it's true you'll be the first to know. Right after me and Liz Smith.

Photo: Celebutopia

Chris Angel: So Freaky It Blows My Mind

Whit Honea — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Chris Angel, Mindfreak, looking here like the lovechild of Paul Stanley and Junebug, is pretty much an all around freak. Nobody knew the guy was married until he started bragging to the world that he was performing some tricks with Cameron Diaz, which is the only point I'll give him.

His wife, Joanne Sarantokos, has magically appeared and wants a divorce. The divorce papers suggest that Cameron Diaz may be a homewrecker. I'm guessing that this marriage was over long before she showed up, I mean she's no Denise Richards. The NY Post is also reporting that Sarantokos is claiming to be pregnant. Cue the Tom Brady jokes. Looks like the next thing to disappear is going to be Angel's money, and lots of it, oh, and hopefully Diaz, what the hell was she thinking?