Is Sarah Palin's Marriage in Trouble?

Whit Honea — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Sarah Palin has suddenly stopped wearing her wedding ring and started wearing a large bandage.

What goes on here?

Is the strain of it all getting to the Palin marriage? It would be understandable if that were the case. Between the kids, campaigning, and legal issues, they are fighting battles on many fronts and that can't leave much time for wine and roses. Maybe some Guns and Roses.

And then there is the bandage.

Polar bear attack? Was the wolf not quite dead yet? Paper cut from one of EVERY newspaper that she reads? Rope burn? Nelly fan?

Here's my theory, which is just a guess, and frankly not nearly as exciting as a moose bite: the disposal. This reeks of classic wedding ring in the garbage disposal. Nothing cuts a hand better than a dig through chicken bones and forgotten silverware.

But I'm not ruling out the moose thing.

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Sarah Palin Affair is "Absolutely, Completely False"

Karl Erikson — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:35:00 GMT

The National Enquirer recently wrote a story, purporting that Sarah Palin once had an affair with one of her husband's business associates. Palin, GOP VP candidate and mother of 5, including pregnant 17-year-old daughter Bristol, just made the speech of her life at the Republican National Convention last week.

Then the rumor came out that Palin actually had the affair with the husband of her former campaign manager in Alaska. Well, they're actually the same guy. Todd Palin's business partner, Scott Richter, is the husband of Palin's old campaign manager.

And Debbie Richter, the former campaign manager herself, came out recently and said the story is "absolutely, completely false." The McCain campaign has threatened to sue the Enquirer over this story. "I can tell you this with 1000 percent certainty," Richter says. "Sarah Palin never had an affair."

Wow, 1000%. That's a lot of percents. She must be telling the truth with all those percents.

Richter is now the director of the Permanent Fund Dividend Division for Alaska. She's responsible for giving Alaskans their annual dividend checks. Yep, it's true. If you're an Alaskan, you currently get a $2,069 dividend every year.

Wow, that's a lot of percents.

Right, so Sarah Palin never cheated on her husband and I'm moving to Alaska. Any other news?

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