FameCrawler : Paris Hilton wants a baby

Rick Soloman's Cousin "Trashes" Pamela Anderson

Karen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:02:00 GMT

The 78 year old cousin of sex-tape star Rick Soloman is slinging around some harsh words after the on again, off again relationship between Rick and Pam has finally broke up.

I say "finally" even though it was a 2 month marriage because any more of this story and my head might explode from boredom.

Salomon’s cousin, Alice Koffer, 78, claims he was crazy to marry Anderson in the first place - and probably only embarked on the relationship for financial gain.

She tells the Palm Beach Post, "His poor mother must be spinning in her grave! She tried so hard to raise him right.

"I don’t know what he sees in that trashy woman. The kid is nuts. (Anderson) must have some money or he wouldn’t be with her."

I'm probably going to hell for this, but I can picture this old woman being interviewed and wagging her finger. Tsk tsk Ricky.

Pamela Anderson Is Busy Being A Wife & Having Sex Every Night

Sassy Smith — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Baywatch star, Pamela Anderson, another one of those "mom of the year" celebrities, is newly married again and very busy being a wife, so she and her husband, Rick Salomon, have no time to party. They're busy in the bedroom.

Pam said, "I'm the happiest I've ever been. We're good for each other. We're in every night-having sex!" You know, I thought for sure, when I read she was too busy for partying, that she was going to maybe mention that she was busy, being a MOM. How naive of me.

This is definately a match made in Heaven. I mean Anderson is known for her long term relationships and Salomon is Paris Hilton's sloppy seconds guy, so why wouldn't this last? Pammie lost alot of poker games to Rick and he offered to clear her debt in return for sex. Classy.

They married in a quickie ceremony, in between Hans Klok's magic shows (which Pam is a part of) and when asked if she rushed into the marriage with Salomon, she replied, "Nah. I make all of my decisions in about five minutes." Again, classy.

On her kids, Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, who are happy that her show with Klok is ending soon. "My kids, they're kind of scared of him, because he might make them disappear.

Maybe he could make Pammie disappear.

Photo source: imrediff.com

Crimes Against Nature: Paris Hilton Prepares To Have a Baby Next Year

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:05:00 GMT

I remember when I was little and watching a show on how mice sometimes ate their babies. I recall thinking how sad that was! How painful that must be! And if that continued there sure as hell wouldn't be any rodents left to test my shampoo and cosmetics on! I felt bad for all the unborn baby mice and the fate that awaited them at the hands of their mothers.

Funny, I felt the same way when I saw this story:

Paris Hilton, who last scared us by her close proximity to a small helpless creature and previous threats to procreate, now says that she hopes to become a mother by next year and is getting psyched-up to get knocked-up. The mother mouse - uh, I mean heiress - tells Elle Magazine "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready." And Paris, while you're preparing don't forget the nest made from twigs and dryer lint.

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