FameCrawler : Paternity

Love, Actually the Baby is Yours, I Think

trix — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 19:04:00 GMT

You may remember this cat from Love Actually, and if you don't then you should definitely see it soon, he's the one with the cute British accent.

Anyway, his name is Kris Marshall and he's been in a relationship with Kelly Eastwood for a couple of years, but had an affair with a woman last year. She fell pregnant and now he has to wait until the baby is born to take a DNA test to see if the baby is his.

He did say that if the baby is his, he will accept responsibility of the child and do the right thing, whatever the right thing may be. Lets hope it's the right thing for the baby, not just for him.

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Is Michael Jackson Going to Adopt While in England?

Whit Honea — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:03:00 GMT

Michael Jackson is planning to adopt a child while he is in England for his concert series. Let me say that again, Michael Jackson is planning to adopt a child.

Who is going to let him adopt a child? This is just wrong on so many different levels.

He wants to spend some time in England to get the lay of the land, and then talk with adoption officials about adding to his family.

Michael has 3 children - Prince, 11, Paris Katherine, 10, and Prince Michael II, five. Jackson hasn't said what age range he is looking into, but one would think he would add a child that will fit in, not too young, not too old.

Michael Jackson may be a wonderful father, but I just can't wrap my brain around the fact that someone would willingly give him a child to raise.

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Susana González: The Immaculate Conception 2008

Whit Honea — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:23:00 GMT

Mexican actress Susana González is pregnant. The father is rumored to be Eduardo Santamarina, but González, for reasons not exactly clear, has said that she will not have a DNA test done to identify the father, suggesting that perhaps Santamarina has some competition.

González has stated that the baby is hers and hers alone. Has anyone called the Pope about this?

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Mel B Shows Off Her Lingerie - Literally

Sassy Smith — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:12:00 GMT

Melanie Brown is the new spokeswoman for Ultimo Lingerie comany and she was in London at Debenhams to promote it. She thought it was a bit weird to see herself on a giant billboard in her bra and panties, but still sorta cool too. Mel has said previously, that becoming the it girl for Ultimo has helped her self esteem and given her a refreshed confidence. Nothin' sexier than a woman who knows who she is and what she wants!

More sexy photos after the jump!

"You have to believe you are sexy to feel it. It's nothing to do with being stick thin or perfect-looking, it has to do with being happy.

"Any woman can look and feel great in their underwear."

Mel is one busy mama! Melanie also celebrated her 33rd birthday on May 29.

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The Definition of Milking It: Eddie Murphy

Karen — Thu, 29 May 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Honest to God, I can't stand this guy. Now the deadbeat dad is going to star in, get this:

Beverly Hills Cop 4.

Give me a freaking break. The original film was released in 1984. It was a stupid movie in the first place that made way too much money for what it was.

Dear Hollywood,

Stop making sequels.

Love,
Karen

Mel B - Olympic Gold Medalist For Sex

Sassy Smith — Tue, 27 May 2008 13:37:00 GMT

Mel B would love to add another sport to the Olympic Games if given the chance - sex. And if there was such a category, she'd win a gold medal for her performance! RAWR!

The Spice Girl says that she and her husband Stephen Belafonte have a great sex life. The Sun quoted the British pop star: "Me and Stephen have a pretty hot sex life."

When asked about what sport she would like to win a gold medal for at the Olympics: "Sex."

Melanie is the new it girl for lingerie company Ultimo, and that has helped her self esteem and attitude and given her a new confidence in the bedroom.

"You have to believe you are sexy to feel it. It's nothing to do with being stick thin or perfect-looking, it has to do with being happy.

"Any woman can look and feel great in their underwear." You go girl! Put those kids to bed so you and Stephen can get your groove on. It's great when parents are still schmokin' in the bedroom!

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Mel B, Lookin' Smirky

Karen — Sun, 25 May 2008 17:08:00 GMT

Mel B was spotted pushing daughter Angel in Hollywood.

Why so smirky though Mellie Mellerson?

Maybe because she looks like this in a bikini?

Maybe because her husband looks like this?

Maybe it's because she didn't marry this douchenozzle?

Strippers & Handcuffs - Happy Birthday From Mel B!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 May 2008 11:07:00 GMT

Mel B's husband Stephen Belafonte, is one lucky guy! I'm assuming their kids weren't invited to this party - since Melanie raunched it up for her man to wish him a very Happy Birthday!

More sexy pics after the jump!

Mel aka Scary Spice, handcuffed Stephen while six strippers rubbed up against him at his 33rd surprise birthday party. The girls were topless and photos were taken. Bet those won't be going in the family album.

An insider said, "They were provocative. Mel loved it." Scary, 32, had also warned the 200 party guests about the "dangerous animals" - which turned out to be chickens, ponies and goats. Uh, what the hell did they do with the farm animals? I'm not sure that I want to know that.

Happy Birthday Stephen! Oh and Happy Birthday to all the guys (and gals) who like seeing Mel B in a skimpy bikini.

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What Celebrity Mom Rocks A Teeny Tiny Bikini?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Whoa! What celebrity mom has wicked abs of steel and her baby isn't even a year old yet?

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Mel B aka Scary Spice....has a pretty sexy bikini bod! She and her husband Stephen Belafonte enjoyed some sand and surf in Miami over the weekend. The pair were sans kids, having some relaxing couple time poolside and later jet skiing.

Melanie has two daughters - a nine year old, Phoenix Chi with ex Jimmy Gulzar and Angel Iris, 11-months with ~~douchebag~~ Eddie Murphy. I love her girls' names - very pretty!

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Douchebag Dad of The Year - Eddie Murphy

Sassy Smith — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:06:00 GMT

What kind of dad is Eddie Murphy? I'll give you one guess.

It was proven months ago that Eddie Murphy is indeed the biological father of Melanie Brown's (Scary Spice) baby daughter. However, Murphy has yet to have any kind of contact or relationship with his child and has no intention of ever doing so - at least until she's much older. Why? He claims it's a matter of principle - Mel tricked him into pregnancy.

Mel B apparently told Eddie, when they were dating, that she was using birth control - and well, maybe she was and maybe she wasn't. Birth control isn't always 100% AND I'm pretty certain there were TWO people involved in this relationship, so why is it up to the woman and only the woman to make sure the birth control is secure? I think Mr. Murphy should own up to his responsibilities in more way than one.

Let's suppose Melanie did "trick" him into getting her pregnant by not using any birthcontrol. Um, is that the child's fault? She's here now, on this planet, in the flesh, so how can you deny your baby knowing her dad? How unbelievably selfish. Oh - and what about the fact that Eddie's other children don't get to know their half sibling? So not fair.

According to the Daily Mail:

The Nutty Professor star claimed 32-year-old Mel insisted she was on birth control, and revealed they only had sex three times, according to a US report. “What was supposed to be a casual relationship ended with her having his baby and taking him to court for millions,” a source told The National Enquirer.

Although Eddie accepts that Angel is his daughter, he has said that he won’t see the little girl, because he doesn’t want to set eyes on Mel. A source said: “He says he will have to wait until Angel is older before he can get to know her without any interference from her mother.”

Secrets behind the couple’s doomed three-month fling have been revealed in legal papers in which Eddie, 46, states that Mel allegedly asked him for a $9million (£4.5million) house, plus living expenses for 18 years in exchange for her silence while she was pregnant. But Eddie baulked at the demands and it is claimed he has since refused to see the baby and the Spice Girl.

Wow, 'dad of the year.' Little Angel will grow up soon enough and she'll figure out that her bio dad had no desire to see her for the most selfish, ridiculous reasons. I hope Mel's husband Stephen Belafonte is a wonderful father to Angel and that she grows up knowing that anyone can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a DADDY.

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Chris Rock's Shocking Description Of Affair

HerBadMother — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:25:00 GMT

Chris Rock just lost A LOT of my esteem. A shocking phone conversation between Rock and celebrity P.I. Anthony Pellicano, revealing the lurid details of a brief affair that Rock had in 1998 while he and his wife, Malaak, were separated rocked the courtroom in the criminal trial of Pellicano. And it is ugly.

The affair turned into a rape report - and a claim of pregnancy (the woman, Monica Zsibrita, also claimed she had a Kleenex in her freezer with Rock's semen on it. Um, ew) - that had Rock talking about suicide, which is really unfortunate. But what's more unfortunate is the way these men talk about women:

8:15
CR: "I know the night we went to the Ivy she had on white pants. I only noticed cause my wife's real classy and subdued and I'm out with a girl with big tits and white pants. It's just, I know people were like, 'heeey'."

10:30
Pellicano excuses himself to "scream at my secretary."

14:00
Pellicano (reading from report): "He tried to pull out and ejaculated on her thighs. She immediately got up and went to the bathroom where she cleaned up with a Kleenex. She put the Kleenex in her pocket."

14:55
CR: I've been so set up...
AP: Did you come on her thighs?...
CR: I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to come. I probably came on her ass.

22:00
AP: Did you stick it in her? Without a rubber?
CR: No

24:45
AP: Now we got to go get this thing legally, which means we gotta subpoena it.

25:50
CR: It never stops
AP: It's gonna stop. I'm going to make it stop.

27:25
AP: [On Richard Pryor] I know of him trying to kill himself at least 5 times.

29:05
AP: We're going to get her one way or the other... Does your old lady know what's going on?
CR: No. She thinks it's over, put it that way. She knows of it.

30:05
CR: Rape is just fucking, buzz, you know?... Once you're accused of rape, you're just FUCKED, you know?
AP: That's why i want to blacken this girl up, totally. I want to make her out to be a lying, scumbag, manipulative cocksucker... Stupid bitch.
CR: I'm fucked. I'm better getting caught with needles in my arm. WAY better. Needles, with pictures, there's Chris Rock shooting heroin. Much better blow to the career.

Seriously. Misogyny much?

Dude, you have kids. Be a better example to them.

Audio can be found here.

Video here.

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Who's (Not) Your Daddy: Chris Rock's Paternity Battle Comes To An End

Eddie Murphy To Meet Daughter (Finally)

Karen — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:02:00 GMT

Way to step up now that the public knows you're a douchebag dad, Eddie.

Mel B. Mom to Eddie's daughter Angel Iris, has taken Murphy to court for non-payment of child support, even though he knows Angle is his!

Murphy and Mel B. are due in court soon to make 'maintenance arrangements.'

Mel B says, "Angel has not met her dad yet. I don't think she will until it goes to court. I can't force anybody to do anything. I've done as much as I can do."

ER Hottie, Goran Visnjic Agrees To Pay Child Support For Croatian Woman's 8 Month Old Girl

Sassy Smith — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:02:00 GMT

I can't believe my eye candy from NBC's ER, Goran Visnjic, who plays Dr. Luca Kovac, fathered a child with a Croatian woman when he's already married!

Mirela Rupic, 36, had previously sued Visnjic, 35, saying he was the father of her 8 month old daughter. At a hearing, on Tuesday, before a Zagreb court, Goran's attorney, Marijan Hanzekovic, said that Goran had decided to not take a paternity test and recognize the little girl as his own. He's agreed to pay $1,800 a month in child support. Well at least he's acknowledging his daughter now but it took him 8 months. He's been given visitation rights and can see his baby once a month.

Visnjic has been married to Ivana Vrdoljak since 1999 and the couple just adopted a baby boy this past spring. I guess that means he CHEATED ON HIS WIFE. His hot level is slowly dwindling in my opinion.

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Eddie Murphy Is A Jerk!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Eddie Murphy is a complete and utter ass in my opinion and I'm quite sure most people would agree with me. Why you ask?

Murphy, although denying it for months before Angel Iris was born, is the father of Mel B's (Scary Spice) daughter. DNA tests proved it to be true! Eddie has refused to meet his baby girl. That's why he's an ass, a jerk and other things, that I just cannot say here. His lawyers are apparently working out visitation rights, but, it's been postponed because Donkaay (See? Another word for ASS), has declined thus far, to submit an offer. Nice. Real nice.

According to The Sun, sources have said that Murphy has told his attorneys that he has zero interest in ever meeting his child. The source said, "Mel was furious. She had been planning to take Angel to the courthouse to meet her dad for the first time." Well, Scary Spice has every right to be furious! What kind of man says he never wants to meet his child? Unacceptable!

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Larry Fitzgerald a Baby-Daddy?

Whit Honea — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:18:00 GMT

Larry Fitzgerald, sure, but does Gerald Fitzlarry. Sorry. I never get to use that one.

Okay, here's the actual story: Arizona Cardinal Larry Fitzgerald may soon be a father. TMZ is reporting that ex-Raiders' cheerleader Angela Nazario has filed a paternity suit against the football player claiming he is the father of her baby which will be born in January.

She is also alleging that Fitzgerald tried to hide her in a small Arizona town and bribed her to get any abortion, telling her, "I don't need this all over the news like Matt Leinart." Nice.

Fitzgerald says he will care for the child should a DNA test prove the baby is indeed his.

Hiding, bribing and Leinart-smacking? That's grounds for crazy.

Photo: AZcentral

Who's (Not) Your Daddy: Chris Rock's Paternity Battle Comes To An End

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Chris Rock and wife Malaak have a message for the nutjob that has claimed that Rock fathered her son: I told you so, b**ch!

Now that DNA tests have proven that Rock is not the father of the teenager, the Rocks issued a statement that, among other things, accuses Kali Bowyer of selling her story to the tabloids and pointing out her extensive criminal record. They go on to say, "Last week it was concluded through DNA testing that Chris is not the father of Ms. Bowyer's son...We also express our deepest prayers for the welfare of Ms. Bowyer's son who has been continuously embarrassed and exposed in the media by his mother."

Bowyer was last spotted looking for Eddie Murphy.

In Case You Haven't Heard, Eddie Murphy's Sperm Gets Around

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 20:05:00 GMT

Here's Eddie Murphy, walking past a holding pen for all of his potential children awaiting DNA testing.

Oh, wait it's actually a scene from his upcoming sci-fi comedy Starship Dave, filming in New York's Central Park.

Sorry, Eddie.

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Who's Your Daddy Prince Harry?

BadKitty — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 17:33:00 GMT

The rumor that James Hewitt is Prince Harry's real daddy is back in the "news." In a homepage story on Thursday The National Enquirer quotes a new book by Christopher Anderson, titled After Diana: William, Harry, Charles, and the Royal House of Windsor. Anderson claims that Harry wants to put this matter to rest with a DNA test. In their latest issue US Weekly also talked to Anderson, who told them that the Queen would never permit a test, just in case.

This story goes way back. The BBC has a great side by side picture of Harry and Hewitt in a story from 2002 about the paternity questions. It also has excerpts from James Hewitt's interview with The Daily Mail and another book about Diana by her police bodyguard, Ken Wharfe. Both point out that Harry was about two years old when Diana and Hewitt started banging boots, making it difficult-to-impossilbe for Hewitt to be the Baby Daddy, unless there was a threesome with Mr. Peabody in the Way Back Machine.

Everyone's big "proof" is Harry's red hair. Wharfe rebuts with the obvious, that Diana's family, the Spencers, are red heads. Ever seen her brother Charles? Red hair, blotchy skin, watery eyes. TMZ has a three-fer photo, with Hewitt, Harry and Charles, side by side.

I offer the picture above. That schnoz! Those ears! Talk about dominant Windsor Family traits. I'm guessing that Harry is legitimate, and he should be damn grateful he escaped getting his Dad's teeth, too. That said, you can be sure I'm watching Dateline tonight when Matt Lauer interviews Prince William and Prince Harry. Just in case.

Breaking News! Melanie Brown v. Eddie Murphy: Paternity Test Results In

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 17:18:00 GMT

The DNA Test results are in. And tests show that Eddie Murphy is the father of Melanie Brown's well-dressed daughter, Angel Iris. Once again, Eddie shows he's no Liev.

Pay up, daddio.

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