FameCrawler : Patricia Heaton

Jon Voight Loves John McCain and Sarah Palin; Angelina Jolie, Not So Much

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:05:00 GMT

Jon Voight supplied the superstar celebrity quotient that came to the Republican National Convention this week. The only other four celebrity mega-star Republicans, Tom Selleck, wife Jillie Mack, Jerry Bruckheimer and Patricia Heaton, all stayed home tending to their humongous careers on the big and small screens.

Voight showed his GOP candidates some love, but when asked by the StarTribune about his famous daughter he replied, "Who knows which way she'll vote," and confirmed that he has yet to meet any of Jolie's children.

In an interview with the Los Angeles Times, Voight was effusive about McCain, calling him an "amazing guy" and predicting the Arizona senator would keep the country "safe with prosperity."

Voight is equally in awe of Sarah Palin, saying she is a "beautiful choice" and praising "the pure simplicity of her poise and experience."

Speaking of ominous events that could prove catastrophic for our nation, Voight confirmed that he is working on a THIRD "National Treasure" movie.

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How To Tell Your Kids You're Getting A Boob Job

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:38:00 GMT

Getting a boob job? Tummy tuck? Nose job? Cheek implants? Whatever your pleasure is, now you have an easy way to tell your kids that you're going for surgery and may look different. Trust me - I'm writing this trying not to fall over from laughing too hard.

Surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer from Florida, has written a book, specifically a "kid's book" titled My Beautiful Mommy and it helps you, as a mom, talk to your child about your recent plastic surgery. It's geared towards kids between the ages of 4 and 7 and helps answer those tough questions - like when your six year old asks why your boobs are way bigger and not hanging to your waist anymore. Or why mommy ~~is scary looking~~ doesn't quite look the same.

Newsweek wrote:

"My Beautiful Mommy is aimed at kids ages four to seven and features a plastic surgeon named Dr. Michael (a musclebound superhero type) and a girl whose mother gets a tummy tuck, a nose job and breast implants. Before her surgery the mom explains that she is getting a smaller tummy: 'You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn't fit into my clothes anymore. Dr. Michael is going to help fix that and make me feel better.' Mom comes home looking like a slightly bruised Barbie doll with demure bandages on her nose and around her waist"

Naturally, it has a happy ending: mommy winds up "even more" beautiful than before, and her daughter is thrilled."

Right.

Dr. Salzhauer explains, "I tried to skirt that issue in the text itself. The tummy lends itself to an easy explanation to the children: extra skin and can't fit into your clothes. The breasts might be a stretch for a six-year-old." Hmm.

Mother's Day is coming up - this would make a great gift idea for those women in your life that are about to have plastic surgery or recently had it. Better run out and get your copy before they sell out. Run!!!!!!!

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When Celebrity Plastic Surgery Goes Bad & Stars Are Scary Looking

Sassy Smith — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:02:00 GMT

What happens when celebrities go under the knife one too many times? Nothing good and nothing pretty!

Scary photos after the jump

Donatella Versace:

The Italian fashion designer looked quite normal back in the 90's but now? Scary with a capital HOLD ME, I'M SCARED. She's obviously had some plumping done in her lips but it also looks like she plumped the rest of her face, as in she looks swollen. I doubt swollen is a look that most celebrities (or anyone in general) aim for. But Donatella has succeeded! Seriously, the woman is 52 but she looks older (could also be a result of her admitted 18-year cocaine habit). Was that her goal? To look like she's been stung by a swarm of bees? I doubt it. Step away from the Botox and fillers Donatella.

Michael Jackson:

What's to say really? He went from a cute up and coming popstar with a nice face and beautiful smile to a man with a face that is virtually unrecognizable from days gone by. And about the only thing that stayed the same on Jackson are his teeth. His obsessive compulsion to radically alter his appearance is weird and has added to his overall creepiness. I mean his nose doesn't even look like a nose at this point and there had been rumors that his honker was literally falling off. Yuck. And who are the plastic surgeons that keep operating on the former King of Pop? It needs to stop - well, not that it'll do any good now. The damage is done!

Melanie Griffith:

Melanie Griffith used to be cute as a button, attractive actress with the bubbly little voice. Her voice is pretty much the same but her looks? Um, hate to break it to you Melanie, but the Botox and/or face lift and lip injections - have added to your age and not really helped you in the "trying to stay youthful looking" quest. Please don't go down the path of Joan Rivers who's face looks pulled and stretched to the max. Stop now while there's still a sliver of hope. Griffith's husband, Antonio Banderas has publicly said of her attempts at false enhancement: "The lust for beauty is a terrible thing. I have forbidden her from ever going to a cosmetic surgeon again. It is something we have agreed to for the sake of our marriage. Whew, the voice of reason!

Priscilla Presley:

Priscilla, Priscilla, Priscilla - you were always such a beauty and I bet you would have aged gracefully without any enhancement. But your "enhancement" has turned into something scary. Perhaps part of it is that the one time married to Elvis, mother of Lisa Marie, had a surgeon who reportedly injected her face with auto mechanic-grade silicone. Can you even imagine? As scary as that is, I think there's more too it though. Her cheeks are chipmunk-like, her face doesn't move (Botox overload?), there's not a line or wrinkle on her and yet she's 62 and her lips are waaaay too puffy. I mean really, she looks beyond artificial. Please, back away from the Botox.

Janice Dickinson:

Janice Dickinson, the self proclaimed "first supermodel" doesn't deny that just about everything about her is "fake." That being said, she too should just embrace what looks (?) she may have left. I mean sure, give plastic surgery a go if that's what makes you happy but know when to call it quits. She's just plain scary. She's reportedly had almost 12 procedures done and I'd say that's about 10 too many. Even her son has asked her to stop, fearing it might ruin her looks. Uh, sweetie, I think it's might be a tad too late for that. For the love of all that is sane, listen to your boy.

Cher:

I love Cher, I really do. I was heartbroken when I missed her last concert here - but I digress. Really though, the many surgeries she's obviously had, are making her look like she's had many surgeries. I'm thinking that the goal of having plastic surgery is too look refreshed, perhaps make you look less tired, give you a slightly more youthful appearance - not try to make you look 25 when you're 60 something. Cher has said of herself, thast she's the "plastic surgery poster girl." She's had her nose done, breast implants and many other procedures to her face/skin. So, that's alot, time to retire going under the knife. Even Jodie Foster has spoken about Cher's multiple surgeries, saying the singer is "fighting a losing battle" against aging. Jodie Foster might be right.

Meg Ryan:

She used to ooze cuteness. Now? Her face barely moves and the trout lips - please - they gotta go! If you weren't born with full lips, trying to get them artificially really doesn't work. I think if Meg stops now, she can get back to a more natural appearance. I mean she looks good without all of that Botox and lip work!

Nicole Kidman:

Anyone can see that Nicole Kidman has gone nuts with Botox. While I don't think she's necessarily had any surgeries as of yet (I could be wrong though), she most definitely has a love affair with getting injected with needles. Perhaps now that she's preggo, she's not had any Botox lately and will see that if she stops, she can get back to her normally pretty, good looks. I mean even at 40, she still looks youthful, so embrace that Nic!

Sylvester Stallone:

Anyone listening? Stop.the.Botox. Stallone's now face just barely resembles his younger face. Sure age plays a part in anyone looking different from 1980 to 2008 - but so does overdoing the plastic surgery and other procedures. Hey Rocky, time to embrace what's left of your looks and be happy.

Jackie Stallone:

Like son, like mother? Or other way around? Either way, she's gone so far over the edge with her looks, I highly doubt she'll ever come back. Sylvester's mom either has too much time on her hands and she gets plastic surgery and Botox to kill time or she truly thinks she looks awesome. Not to sound mean, but ya, she doesn't look awesome. Nuff said.

Remember people, less is more in most cases.

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When Plastic Surgery Goes Bad - Patricia Heaton

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When Plastic Surgery Goes Bad - Patricia Heaton

Sassy Smith — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:08:00 GMT

It's no secret that Patricia Heaton has had some plastic surgery - she gave birth to 4 boys via c-section, so hey if the woman wants to have some work done, all the power to her. However, it sucks when your doctor forgets to put part of your body back on, er, back in.

Pictures after the jump!

Fine, she doesn't look horrible, but what the heck is with the no bellybutton? Can you see it? It's like a tiny dot that I want to poke out (in?) with a pencil. It's driving me nuts! How does she collect sweater lint? Ha.

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Eddie Vedder: Fatherhood Fueled My Anger

HerBadMother — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:33:00 GMT

Eddie Vedder says that fatherhood hasn't softened him, and that, in fact, it's made him angrier than ever. "When I had a child, everyone was telling me that I was going to see the world through her eyes, and everything was going to get this nice gloss to it. I kept waiting for that to happen, and thought there was a real problem with me that it wasn't," the frontman for Pearl Jam told People Magazine. "It was a different reaction. It wasn't the glowy lovey-dovey. It fueled my anger... I saw the world as her world that they were [messing] with. That really pissed me off."

Dude. I so hear you. So does Patricia Heaton. We could, like, totally start an Angry Violent Parents Support Group. We could sit around and make fun of Sally Field.

Who's with us? I'll bring the donuts.

Patricia Heaton to Sally Field: Face It, Mothers Can Be Violent

HerBadMother — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:33:00 GMT

When Sally Field made that comment at the Emmys - the one that was censored but nonetheless heard by billions on recaps and You Tube - about how the world would have much less war if mothers were rulers, I snorted out loud. Margaret Thatcher was a mother. So was Catherine the Great. And, you know, Cleopatra and Catherine de Medici and Isabela of Castile. Not a peaceful lot.

So I was kinda pleased when Patricia Heaton - best known for playing a disgruntled mother on Everybody Loves Raymond - did some public snorting about that comment. “I’ve actually become a more violent person since I became a mother," she said. "If someone came between me and my kids, they’d be dead meat. So I didn’t agree with that particular statement.”

Exactly. I, personally, feel that my propensity for violence has increased immeasurably since the birth of my daughter. Because, of course, I would kill to protect her, but also because I am often brutally sleep-deprived and worn down to my last raw nerve from having heard the goddamned Wonderpets theme song six hundred times. Which is to say, you don't want to make war with me. I'll go Bush on your ass.

D'oh! The Heatons

Whit Honea — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 13:03:00 GMT

I know the Simpsons have already opened and made a ton of d'oh, but I found this picture in an old shoe box under my bed and just had to share it. Let's face it, everybody loves Patricia Heaton, especially her husband, David, and sons Daniel, Joseph, John and Sam. They also love Homer.