FameCrawler : Phat Farm

Scientologists Want Kimora Lee Simmons. Kimora Lee Simmons Says, TALK TO THE HAND

HerBadMother — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:23:00 GMT

Kimora Lee Simmons might not be anyone's first pick for Mother Of The Year - you know, what with all of that marching her children down runways in Baby Phat bling and all - but at least she has the sense to not let herself be used as a propaganda tool in the Church of Scientology's campaign to brainwash kids.

Fox News reports that a Scientology video has been leaked in which Scientology leader David Miscavige announces that Kimora Lee Simmons has been distributing the group’s "Way to Happiness" propaganda pamphlet in New Jersey and Los Angeles.

The news that Simmons is somehow involved in Scientology comes around the six-minute mark in the eight-minute video (in which, in true, noble Scientology fashion, Miscavige advocates violence against practitioners of psychiatry) posted at YouTube:

Miscavige, dressed in a tuxedo, seems to be addressing a large crowd in the gauche, ornate Celebrity Center in Hollywood from the same podium on which he gave Tom Cruise an Olympic-looking medal in 2004.

He tells the gathering that to reach new recruits 12 to 18 years old, they can do better than Simmons, who "funnels booklets" in the aforementioned locales. On the screen behind him, Simmons’ face is shown.

Only one problem, though, Simmons’ publicist told Fox that Kimora is in no way involved with Scientology. "I’ve asked everyone," said the flack. "Kimora is not a Scientologist. We have nothing to do with this."

I should hope not. Not only is Scientology an evil cult that exploits the vulnerabilities and pocketbooks of the rich and the weak, it just has not shown Kimora any respect, at all. Do better than Kimora Lee Simmons at seducing bling-addicted young women with daddy-supported credit cards? Nuh-UH!

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Kimora Lee Simmons Wants More Baby Phat

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:05:00 GMT

From the "Don't Do It Djimon" Files: Kimora Lee Simmons wants to have another baby. In case you don't know who she is, she's the ex-wife of rap mogul Russell Simmons, current girlfriend of actor Djimon Hounsou and ~~boobs~~ brains behind clothing line Baby Phat. Oh, and she stars in the reality series "Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane" in which you can see her screaming "Fabulous!" every ten seconds. Go ahead and turn it on, I'll wait. Scary, isn't it? Yes, the antacids are over there.

Kimora, who has two daughters, Ming, 7, and Aoki, 5, with ex Simmons, is apparently trying to get current squeeze Hounsou to knock her up. And who wouldn't want to impregnate this ball of fun: Vacationing last week at Sandals resort in Antigua, she reportedly "instructed hotel staff not to talk to her directly and only to address her through her assistants." Not too fabby, I say.

Ming and Aoki Lee go to the Simmon's Family Phat Farm

Whit Honea — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 19:09:00 GMT

Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee Simmons came together to promote the latest addition to the Phat Farm clothing line, "Ming and Aoki." The line is named after their daughters.

The new line, which appears to be influenced heavily by the girls, I hope, is launching in NYC. What a great way to have the kids start paying their way. It's about time those freeloaders brought home a little bacon. Oh wait, that's my kids.

If I made a line of clothing centered on my boys it would consist of dirt and mud. I wonder if there's a market for that. Russell, give me a call.