FameCrawler : Pitt

Spying on the Neighbors: 3-05-09

Whit Honea — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:27:00 GMT

What the heck is happening on that island?

Hurley stamp (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Pitt in D.C. (Perez Hilton)

Burke dishes (Knocked Up Celebs)

Salma doesn't need Jack Dunagy (Jezebel)

Warming Matilda (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Best of FameCrawler: Week of February 27th

Whit Honea — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Wedding Bells: Dying Jade Goody Gets Her Wish On Sunday

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston - The Oscar Throw Down

Jade Goody - Her Story

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Oscar

Cruz Beckham Celebrates 4th Birthday in Costume

Naomi Watts Says Sasha is a Total Daddy's Boy

Adriana Lima is Not Pregnant, Just Married

Guess the Pregnant Celebrity IX

Nadya Suleman's Sperm Donor - Tricked!

Teeny Tiny Jade Goody In A Teeny Tiny Wedding Dress

Heidi Klum and Seal at Oscars

After 2nd-Round Loss, Tiger Woods is Going Home

Guess the Celebrity's Kid XVII

Octo-mom Nadya Suleman - Loving Mother or Professional Moocher?

Update: New Spoiler! The Bachelor Jason Mesnick Chooses...

Spying on the Neighbors: 1-20-09

Whit Honea — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:32:00 GMT

Congratulations, Mr. President.

Mom-in-Chief (Knocked Up Celebs)

Everly's family (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Celebrities at the Inauguration (Jezebel)

Mommy Witherspoon (Gossip Girls)

Pitt on aging (Perez Hilton)

Cruise in Berlin (Just Jared)

WTF, Brad And Angie? Srsly.

HerBadMother — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:15:00 GMT

So I've been waiting for someone, anyone, to say something about this, but I'm just not seeing it anywhere and it needs to be said so here goes: why did Brad Pitt look so douchey at the Golden Globes the other night? And when did Angelina turn into, like, a total shrew?

Seriously.

Brad's a good looking guy. But he can't pull off the Van Dyke half-beard and aviator sunglasses without looking like some bar-crawling, cougar-hunting skeeze-bucket. Did no-one else notice this, when he turnedup at the Golden Globes looking like an extra from Night At The Roxbury? I liked him better in his stupid porkpie hats.

And Angelina. Would it kill her to smile once in a while? I mean, at least she didn't try to kill anybody with her laser death-ray stare - as she did to Anne Hathaway at the People's Choice Awards last week - but still. She's looking meaner than Madonna these days, and that's saying something.

I don't want to snark on the Jolie-Pitts, I really don't. They're among the brightest stars in the celebrity firmament, and are usually loads of fun to write about. But seriously, they're starting to bum me out.

Hooking Up Baby: Taking the Play Out of Date

Whit Honea — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:19:00 GMT

Strollerderby has an interesting article about some other site that the kids are into, who is friends with my cousin's teacher's ex's neighbor's kid's favorite site, and the crazy that they've got going on in them there parts.

Basically, it's a poll about which celebrity babies should be the new "it" couple in Tinseltown, and it's as disturbing as it sounds.

Check it out. Tell them my cousin's teacher's ex's neighbor's kid sent you.

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Brad Pitt Bikes With Obama

Whit Honea — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:02:00 GMT

I haven't seen anyone cut such a striking pose on a bike since Kermit.

Brad Pitt rode his bike through the streets, proclaiming his politics for all that got close enough to see them.

Ride like the wind, Brad, like the wind.

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Brad and Maddox Hit The Track

Karen — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:02:00 GMT

Brad Pitt and Maddox have some racy father son time following the birth of the twins. I bet the boys wanted to get out of the house with all that newborn baby business going on!

Look how adorable Maddox is (below), while looking up at Daddy for some last minute safety tips (or so I'm guessing).

Spying on the Neighbors: 8-05-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:02:00 GMT

I need a beer.

Tori Spelling talks (Knocked Up Celebs)

Tom Cruise dances and curses (TomKatCrazy)

Katie Homes knows practice might make it better (Gossip Girls)

McCartney records love song for Mills? (Hot Momma Gossip)

Pictures of the Jolie-Pitt family- until they're forced to pull them (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Gwen Stefani is still pregnant (TMZ)

Words from Brad and Angie (Perez Hilton)

Spying on the Neighbors: 8-04-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:32:00 GMT

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Boating with Brinkley (Gossip Girls)

Airplane Ryder (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

The Tori Spellings (Celebrity Baby Blog)

JLo and MAn go out (JLo Stalker)

Guess the Celebrity Mom

Whit Honea — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:05:00 GMT

Do you know who's walking away?

It's J.Lo! It looks like she went back to find Marc Anthony, but he didn't disappear, he just turned sideways.

Don't they sell food in Italy?

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BROKEN NEWS: Angelina Jolie, Do We Have Babies or What?

Whit Honea — Fri, 30 May 2008 17:45:00 GMT

Hey, is this another one of Angelina Jolie's "jokes?" She's a funny one. Hell, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the Jack Black thing was a set up, too (his mouth, not his baby- or his yak).

There is so much confusion and conflict in France right now I'm afraid they might try to surrender. It's okay, France.

People, the magazine not the masses, is either adding fuel to the fire or putting it out- depending on your beliefs and your appreciation of Fiddy.

First, it was announced that the twins had arrived. They were even named. The latest is that "Angelina has not given birth. She is fine (hellz yeah!), enjoying her home and her family in France." This according to a rep for Jolie, which as we all know doesn't really mean a damn thing.

So do we have babies or baby or a bunch of nothing in the middle of my Friday?

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Spying on the Neighbors: 3-16-08

Whit Honea — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:51:00 GMT

That's an interesting bracket. I see Cinderella.

Coco and bubbles (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Quaid not suing (TMZ)

Spears and Gibson discuss crazy together (ASL)

Pitt and Clinton (Just Jared)

Toby and Ruby shopping (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Tori Spelling has fake boobs (Gabby Babble)

Mel B. on the beach (Gossip Girls)

Christian Slater coming to TV (Hot Momma Gossip)

More From The Hot Dad Files: Brad Pitt Takes Pax To Movies, Stops Traffic

HerBadMother — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 14:03:00 GMT

Could these two make a more attractive father-son duo? And is it possible that Pax makes his dad look even more attractive than he already is?

Obviously, I say this being a big fan of the whole artfully-scruffy look. Haute hobo. Works for both men and youngsters, it seems.

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One More Reason To Take The Kids To Chuck E. Cheese: To Spot Brad And Angie!

HerBadMother — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:39:00 GMT

I've never taken my child to Chuck E. Cheese. Hadn't planned to, either: she's jacked up enough on being a toddler that we don't need to toss her into some hyper-stimulating space and wind her up even further. That said, if there were a chance that, by going to Chuck E. Cheese, we might get to hang with Brad and Angie, I might reconsider.

Or not. I mean, they look as though they're having about as much fun as they would if they made a family trip to the dentist. Total buzzkills. Why go to Chuck E. Cheese if you're just going to run into the Addams family and get bummed out?

Brad's still looking hot these days, though. That's something.

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How Far Will Jennifer Aniston Go To Get A Baby?

HerBadMother — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:33:00 GMT

Jennifer Aniston must be going insane, hearing all these stories about Jamie Lynn Spears and Pamela Anderson and Nicole Kidman and whoever else is about to pop out of the Guess-Who's-Pregnant box. If the teens and the inflatable soft-porn queens and the skinny Australians can all find men to knock them up, why can't she? What do they have that she doesn't have, that gives them such fruitful access to sperm?

Whatever the case, although Jen seems to have decided that sperm might be easier to find than eligible and appropriate bachelors, her friends have been doing everything they can to lend a hand in the Find Jen A Man campaign. A friend of the star’s told OK magazine recently that her celebrity friends are keen to help Jennifer find true love in 2008: “We all love Jen so much. She has so much to offer a man and she would make such a good partner, if only we could find her the perfect guy.”

Well, there's their problem: if they're looking for perfect, they're setting their standards too high. If Jen would just be willing to settle for, say, a nineteen year old horndog like Jamie Lynn's babydaddy, or a porn-peddler like Pammie's Rick Solomon, she'd have no trouble. There are tons of horny, creepy, sub-standard guys out there who'd take a sex holiday with a celebrity in a minute - just ask Britney Spears. And from there, getting pregnant (and getting a starring role on some sex tapes) is pretty much a no-brainer.

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Brad Pitt: HOT

HerBadMother — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:38:00 GMT

Now this is how I likes me my Brad: rough and scruffy, but in an expensive kinda way. Like Tyler Durden in Gucci.

Factor in the deepening creases around his eyes and that sexy little furrow on his brow and he's like an edgier Clint Eastwood (fromt he days when Clint Eastwood didn't look like he'd snap in two wif you blew on him). Toss a toddler or two under his arm, strap a baby to his back and picture a small boy clinging to his leg and you've got one smoking hot dad.

Jennifer Aniston Going To Have A Baby

HerBadMother — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 20:55:00 GMT

Just as soon as she finds the right sperm donor, that is - something (someone) that she is actively looking for.

A source close to the actress said: "With her biological clock now ticking urgently, Jen's weighing up the relative qualities of all her make friends to soon make the decision which of them is her best bet as a sperm donor.

"Looks, intelligence and personality are all in the equation because she wants beautiful, bright children to make her life complete. Once she's reached a decision, she'll pop the question to a surprised bachelor, explaining she doesn't want marriage - just babies!" The source added: "While Jen may have soured on marriage after her divorce from Brad Pitt, she's still desperate to start a family. She has a beautiful mansion complete with nursery all fitted out, millions in the bank and a select band of eligible guys, one of whom she'll soon pick to be a daddy."

Apparently Jason Lewis doesn't stack up in the sperm department. So, you mens out there - any takers?

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Brad Pitt Offends Everyone (Except Rednecks)

Whit Honea — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:26:00 GMT

I know, it's old, but hey, it's new to me. Here's a clip from Funny or Die where Brad Pitt portrays a very racist, sexist, mysoginist, whateverist- so you know it's funny.

I'll go out on a limb and say that the audio is NSFW.

Forbes Magazine is Just Making Crap Up

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:26:00 GMT

Forbes Magazine, usually a fairly respected journal, has put out a list which makes about as much sense as ranking the top ten things in my pocket (fyi: keys, nickel, receipt for atm, penny, pacifier, cell phone, nickel, nickel- I only had 8 things).

The magazine ranked the most influential infants in Hollywood*. What the hell does that mean? Who are they influencing? I have kids in that age group and they don't even know who these people are. If Forbes is looking for influential then I suggest they look in the direction of the Backyardigans and Elmo. The only people these kids have any influence over are their parents and their respective entourage of bodyguards and nannies.

That said, here's the top 5:

1. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
2. Suri Cruise
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Sean Preston Federline
5 . Pax Jolie-Pitt

Note, Maddox is too old for the list, it's like Menudo- you start talking in complete sentences and they boot your ass. It ain't easy on the street for an influential infant.

*I refuse to acknowledge the results of this listing as my girl Violet was obviously cheated.

Photo: Celebs Now

Brad Pitt is an Easy Rider

Whit Honea — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:12:00 GMT

When I first saw this picture of Brad Pitt and his motorcycle I thought that the purse in the background was actually hanging from the handlebar. Doesn't that freaking figure, I thought. Not because there is anything wrong with a man owning a purse, or an English carry-all as the case may be, but, well, it would just figure. Wouldn't it?

Photo: Jezebel

This Christmas, Get Into Brad Pitt's Pants!

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:05:00 GMT

Settle down, girls - maybe not his pants, but at least into his t-shirt. Brad Pitt is seen here modeling items from his clothing line for Make It Right, the charity he founded to help rebuild the Katrina-devastated Lower Ninth Ward. All proceeds from the green line, which includes shirts, bags and his ubiquitous newsboy cap, will go towards rebuilding homes.

Besides lending his celebrity status to the cause, Pitt is generously donating $5 million of his own money. So buy your Brangelina fan a t-shirt for Christmas and support a worthy cause. Definitely will be more appreciated than that Chia Pet or those light-up Santa socks.

Brad Pitt Wants to "Make it Right"

Whit Honea — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:14:00 GMT

When Brad Pitt goes on a talk show to make an announcement he doesn't jump on couches, he goes pink and he goes big.

Mr. Pitt announced his new goal this morning on The Today Show and the whole thing is very commendable. He is donating five million of his own money to a cause that aims to build over 150 homes in New Orleans. He says the 150 is just a start.

Says Pitt, "...love of my family brings me here." That's a pretty good reason.

Kudos and luck to Pitt on this undertaking.

Learn more.

Photo: Pitt Watch

Brad Pitt's In No State Of Play

HerBadMother — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Brad Pitt has dropped out of the movie State of Play, and could be facing a lawsuit.

Apparently, if Universal Pictures can't recast Brad's part by the time shooting is set to begin on November 29th, they will consider bringing a lawsuit against him. Word is that the producers fear that a failure to recast will prompt other members of the cast - which includes Edward Norton, Helen Mirren, Rachel McAdams, Jason Bateman and Robin Wright Penn - to withdraw and that this will put the project in jeopardy.

Brad reportedly dropped out of the project because of script concerns, which cannot be addressed because of the writers' strike.

Source: JustJared

Angelina Jolie Won't Be Giving Brad Pitt The Bird This Thanksgiving

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:35:00 GMT

Looks like it'll be a down-home Thanksgiving for the globe-trotting Brangelina. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and their four children will be heading to Missouri to spend the holiday with Pitt's family. A friend of the couple says that they're eager to show their children, Maddox, 6; Pax, 3; Zahara, 2; and 1-year-old Shiloh the importance of nourishing family ties. “Brad thinks it’s just as important to have the kids be exposed to the values he saw growing up in Missouri as it is for them to travel around the world,”

But don't expect Angelina to be sweating in the kitchen cooking up the bird. "’I'm not much of a cook, so we'll see what happens," she said. “We all chip in, but I don’t think anybody in my family wants me to handle Thanksgiving dinner." Hey Angie - there's always the Butterball Hotline!

I don't think Brad cares that Angie won't be doing the cooking - something tells me he wasn't attracted to her because she looked hot in an apron serving up a casserole.

[photo: MSNBC.com]

Pregnant Celebrities: The List!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:03:00 GMT

There must be something in the water. There sure are a lot of pregnancy rumors floating around. For instance:

Brooke Burke following up Heaven Rain with a new baby. She should name the kid Chocolate.
Keira Knightley dresses the part.
Are the hormones making Britney Spears crazy?
Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant. She is definitely naked.
Jeri Ryan is expecting a girl.
Jessica Seinfeld is not pregnant, but if she was she'd sneak cauliflower into the breast milk.
Desperate housewife Nicollete Sheridan is having Michael Bolton's baby. That's the word on Wisteria.
Apparently J-Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting someone new on the block. CONFIRMED!
Jordan does two things- show her stuff and make babies.
Giada De Laurentiis has a bun in her oven.
Xtina's finally admitted the obvious.
~~Bob Dylan~~ Cate Blanchett is with #3.
Nicole Richie is smokin' hot.
Ellen DeGeneres isn't just crossing picket lines!
Katie Holmes- I'm guessing the marathon disproved this rumor.
Halle Berry is enjoying the fruits of her labor, but not as much as her husband.
Do we hear the sound of little Posh feet? The Beckham boys could use a sister!
Julianna Margulies and a shotgun.
Jessica Alba? Again?
Katharine McPhee married and expecting?

See? That's a lot, right?