FameCrawler : Posh pregnant

Celebrity Confession: I Look Like Crap In The Morning

Sassy Smith — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:05:00 GMT

Celebrities are just like regular people (well mostly) - they have bad hair days or don't always look put together and one particular celebrity mom says she doesn't look her best when she wakes up. Who's willing to admit they "look like crap in the morning"?

Find out after the jump!

Celebumom Victoria Beckham says she hides behind big sunglasses when she's feeling unattractive.

"I look like crap [in the morning]. I've got three children."

It's nice to know she's not glamorous 24/7!

She adds, "I never wear make-up or dress up at home. That's why I like big sunglasses. They hide a multitude of sins."

I'm going to get myself a big pair of shades - hey, if they hide the sins of moms, I'm all for it!

The former Spice Girl doesn't understand why the paparazzi bother with her or husband, soccer hottie, David Beckham.

"They shouldn't really bother following me. There are far more interesting people in Hollywood than myself and David!"

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David Beckham Infuriates Victoria!

Victoria Beckham: Guess What I Think About While In Bed?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 14:06:00 GMT

What do you suppose Victoria Beckham thinks about while she's in bed? What her plans are for the next day? Do the kids have clean socks? Did I feed the cat? I can tell you what I'd be thinking about if I were lying next to David Beckham....but I digress. What's on Vic's mind?

Surprisingly, she's thinking about clothes - as in, what she plans on wearing the next day.

She says, "I was talking to Gordon Ramsay and David about this the other day and they're the same."

Beckham adds, "Gordon visualizes a meal, then figures out how to prepare it. David visualizes the goal." They're men - trust me, they've got other things on their mind.

Victoria continues, "I'll lie in bed and think, what kind of look do I want to go for tomorrow? Then I find the pieces in my mind to create it."

The former Spice Girl believes she was destined to become a fashionista.

"I was never that good a singer but I think I am good at fashion.

"Even when I was at school, where I was bullied - sometimes physcially, sometimes verbally - I was always customizing my uniform. But being in the Spice Girls, fashion-wise probably didn't open any doors. If anything it shut doors and I've had to bang them down."

Regardless of if people like her style, it's kind of cool that she dreamed of fashion as a kid and is living her dream. Hopefully she passes that passion of dreaming what you want to be on to her boys!

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David Beckham Infuriates Victoria!

A Slice Of Life With Victoria Beckham

HerBadMother — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:30:00 GMT

I can just imagine this discussion:

"BOYS! WHERE ARE YOUR TROUSERS?!"

"But Mummy. You're not wearing trousers. We thought perhaps we needn't wear trousers, Mummy. It's so very hot."

"I'M WEARING A DRESS."

"Mummy? But it doesn't cover your bum, Mummy? Don't you need pants, Mummy?"

Answer us that, Vicki.

The Beckhams, All Costumed Up

HerBadMother — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:05:00 GMT

So, Posh and Becks hit the Costume Gala at the Met, and can I say? They look downright scary. Actually, correct that: she looks downright scary.

He looks pretty dapper, actually, all scrubbed up and in a tux. She, on the other hand, looks like a wax replica of herself - a wax replica with hip dysplasia and some weird see-through housecoat. Also, she looks orange, and about forty-five years old. Which is a good look for a fifty-year old Oompa Loompa channelling Miss Havesham, but for Victoria Beckham? Not so much.

And can I say? If she is pregnant, as is rumored, then it is the most CONCAVE pregnancy on human record. Just sayin'.

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Pregnant Posh! Beckham Baby on the Way!

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:58:00 GMT

The British tabloid Closer is reporting that Victoria Beckham is pregnant. Posh and husband David Beckham have 3 boys and have made no secret of their desire for a little girl. Rumors have been circulating for awhile that the couple might be expecting, but recently the speculation has increased. It's even been noted that Posh hasn't been drinking! What! It must be true. Everyone knows that a sober star is a pregnant star.

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Victoria Beckham: Still Avoiding Pants

HerBadMother — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:24:00 GMT

Again with the no pants. What's up with that? I mean, okay, I know that for some women short-short dresses are a way of life - the miniskirt did have a good run of it, after all - but really? Short-short dresses that just look like shirts? On women who are no longer twenty-years old? Not so much.

Obviously, Victoria Beckham has nice legs by any standards, so I'm not suggesting that moms have ugly legs. What I'm suggesting is, moms should maybe not dress like they just stumbled out of a one-night stand when they take their kids out for ice-cream. Which is just to say, wear pants. Or let the hem down on that shirt a bit. Something. Mothers need to bend down, you know - and that shirt doesn't look like it would cover much in the event of even a moderate one-knee dip to her kids' level.

I'm just sayin'.

Source; Photo: Celebutopia

Beckhams Making More Babies

HerBadMother — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:50:00 GMT

David Beckham says that he and Victoria are working on making more babies.

In an interview that airs tomorrow on the Ellen Show, Beckham tells Ellen Degeneres that he and Posh want a “big family” and are working on adding to their brood of three boys. Which, great. Three is not nearly enough for a soccer team, even if they are all little mini-Beckhams.

Also, from what I hear about his tractor exhaust pipe, it would be a shame not to use it for the purpose God gave it.

So. There you go.

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Baby # 4 For Victoria and David Beckham?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:05:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham would love to have baby # 4 with hubby David Beckham, but she's afraid another pregnancy will ruin her body.

The 33-year-old Spice Girl, has promised hubby that they can start trying for another child as soon as she's done touring which will be sometime in the spring. The couple have 3 sons, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz and would love to have a daughter to add to their clan. They are apparently going to great lengths to improve their chances-David is on a special alkaline-rich diet designed to strengthen his sperm. Ah okay.

Victoria has fears of putting on any weight by getting pregnant and also because she had a hard time with her youngest, Cruz. A family member said to Britain's Now Magazine: "Victoria's got major issues about having another baby. She's terrified of putting on any weight, but she has to if she wants to fall pregnant."

The source added: "It was very painful and it took a lot out of Victoria physically. She's paranoid that the sagging skin around her tummy will get worse than it already is after three Caesarean sections." She's a celeb, just get plastic surgery. Duh.

"David says they want five kids, but we all think he'll settle for four if they can virtually guarantee this one's a girl. Victoria definately doesn't want to go through a fifth pregnancy, no matter what." Um, ya easy for David to say they should have five, he doesn't have to through the 23 months of pregnancy and the pain. Hope they get their girl!

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David Beckham Goes Gray

Sassy Smith — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:01:00 GMT

David Beckham shaved his bleach blonde head of hair and now he's gray. Maybe Posh "wore him out," 'cause he's like a tractor exhaust pipe? Or maybe because he had to spend New Year's eve with the Spice Girls. That'd be enough to turn anyone gray!

They look ~~totally p*ssed off~~ happy though. The Beckham's went to dinner at exclusive Nobu Berkeley in Park Lane, then on to hotel Claridges for drinks and then headed home around 2 am.

Posh Thinks Amy Winehouse Is A 'Style Icon,' And, Also, That Shoulder-Pads Are 'Hot'

HerBadMother — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 22:45:00 GMT

Didn't 'heroin chic' go out in, like, the nineties? Somebody needs to tell Victoria Beckham, who's been going around singing the style praises of Amy 'Don't Make Me Go To Rehab' Winehouse.

Beckham - who may or may not be pregnant, and so very possibly not in her right mind - said recently that Amy "has a real sense of style that I just love. She's very much a fashion icon and I adore what she wears. She's so unique and original."

Okay, unique and original, maybe. But coke-streaked nostrils went out with shoulder-pads, didn't they?

Beckham went on to say: "I've never met her but I just love her music - I've always got it on at home with David and the children. She's an amazing singer."

Well, there you go. Posh has never actually seen Amy Winehouse. That would explain a lot.

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Posh: Denial Ain't Just A River In Egypt

HerBadMother — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:02:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham told Larry King on Monday night that she is not pregnant. Also, she told him that hubby David is "very loyal," which must be a very loosely interpreted term in the Beckham household, seeing as he's admitted to at least one extra-marital affair (with former nanny Rebecca Loos). So, is dear Posh just big on denial, or is she really not pregnant, and really convinced of her husband's eternal fidelity, and really, you know, a totally authentic, totally real chick with actual singing talent and real boobs?

I like Victoria Beckham, I really do, deep down in that perverse core of me that likes hard, ambitious girls in spiky heels, but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth. So, not pregnant? Maybe not. But that new bleach-free hair-do and the trips to baby stores and the mid-concert proclamations of Spice mates all argue otherwise. (And? When Perez insists that a rumor is not true - as he did with J-Lo's preggo rumors, and is doing now with the Posh rumors - I assume the opposite to be true.) So, for the moment - Larry King and Perez Hilton, Posh-whores both, notwithstanding - I'm sticking with the story that there's a fourth Beckham on the way. And that those boobs are fake.

CLICK HERE to see the video (pregnancy denials in part II)

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Beckham Bares Bottom, Again

HerBadMother — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:33:00 GMT

I suppose his bottom isn't really bare, is it? It's tightly wrapped in Armani boy-panties, which is the point, I suppose, seeing as he's stripped down for the express purpose of selling Armani underwear. I gotta say, no wonder Victoria keeps insisting that he impregnate her - he is one smokin' piece of man-flesh. A little fey in character, maybe, but indisputably cut.

I love that he always puts on that grr-rawr face when he's showing off his body - like he's an angry half-naked person, who deeply resents that he's been forced to disrobe, when in fact we all know that he luuuuurves taking off his clothes and thrusting his nether regions (fore or aft) toward a camera. I suppose, though, that a big cheese-eating grin might undermine the deeply serious panty-couture vibe that they're going for with these ads.

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Posh Pregnant

HerBadMother — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:40:00 GMT

The rumors have been flying for a while now, but apparently it's true: Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, is pregnant with Baby Becks #4.

In what might have been the strangest celebrity pregnancy announcement ever, Geri Halliwell - Ginger Spice - blurted out the news in the middle of a performance of the song Wannabe at a Spice Girls concert at the Staples Center in LA, shouting "she's pregnant!" and pointing at Posh mid-performance.

If that wasn't scripted, I'm guessing that Ginger got a good talking-to off-stage.

Beckham reps have been denying rumors of a pregnancy for weeks now, but this is about as good a source and as good confirmation - live! mid-concert! - as it gets.

AS WE REPORTED HERE LAST WEEK: SEE THE VIDEO!

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Baby Beckham: Is Posh Spice Pregnant?

Whit Honea — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 17:36:00 GMT

Apparently during a Spice Girls concert last night Ginger Spice announced that Posh, aka Victoria Beckham, is pregnant.

Watch the video and decide for yourself (around the 1:45 mark).

Photo: Daily Mail

David Beckham Pulls Down His Pants. Again.

HerBadMother — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:06:00 GMT

I guess that we wouldn't really call David Beckham the new face of Emporio Armani underwear, would we? I mean, it's not really his face that's going to be selling those boxer briefs, is it? It's his ass.

It's gotta be a big relief to the Beckhams that he got this endorsement deal, because his earnings last year fell a reported 28% to - gasp - 11.1 million dollars due to loss of endorsement contracts. Maybe that's why we've been seeing so much of his ass in recent months - he's been plugging for a new deal. Good thing, then, too, that he keeps getting picked for those 'sexy' and 'manly' lists (as opposed to the 'unsexy' and 'who'd want to sleep with them' lists that seem to becoming more popular, and which could probably kill an underwear endorsement deal) - the more that we hear about the awesomeness of his ass, the more we'll want to see it. In Emporio Armani underwear. Or out of Armani underwear. Whichever.

I don't need much convincing. I think that he's as girly as they come, but I can't deny his rear end. No wonder Posh keeps getting him to knock her up. Okay, wrong end of the nether regions, but still.

Source: Vogue.com

FameCrawler : Posh pregnant

Celebrity Confession: I Look Like Crap In The Morning

Victoria Beckham: Guess What I Think About While In Bed?

A Slice Of Life With Victoria Beckham

The Beckhams, All Costumed Up

Pregnant Posh! Beckham Baby on the Way!

Victoria Beckham: Still Avoiding Pants

Posh Turns 34 & Doesn't Wear Pants

Beckhams Making More Babies

Beckhams Making More Babies

Baby # 4 For Victoria and David Beckham?

David Beckham Goes Gray

Posh Thinks Amy Winehouse Is A 'Style Icon,' And, Also, That Shoulder-Pads Are 'Hot'

Posh: Denial Ain't Just A River In Egypt

Beckham Bares Bottom, Again

Posh Pregnant

Baby Beckham: Is Posh Spice Pregnant?

David Beckham Pulls Down His Pants. Again.