FameCrawler : Reese

Spying on the Neighbors: 3-12-09

Whit Honea — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:36:00 GMT

Tournament time is the best time (except Hammer).

Sofia in SoHo (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Paltrow in London (Celebrity Moms)

Reese in Spain (Just Jared)

Britney and boys on tour (Fametastic)

Amy and Chuck T. (Jezebel)

Gisele gushes (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Spying on the Neighbors: 11-21-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:13:00 GMT

Everybody's working for the weekend.

The Schiffers (Jezebel)

Camila and Levi (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Reese is icy (Perez Hilton)

Nicole says no (Celebrity Moms)

Will Ferrell's secret garden (Scanner)

Smiling Violet (Gossip Girls)

Jake and Reese: Real Couple Or Really Good Scam?

HerBadMother — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:32:00 GMT

It's getting harder and harder to keep track of this stuff. First we hear that Jake Gyllenhaal and newly-divorced mother of two Reese Witherspoon are a couple, then we hear that they're not, then we hear that he's gay, then we hear that he's not, then we hear that Jake and Reese are a couple again, then we hear that it's all a publicity stunt for their movie Rendition and that maybe Jake's bearded in more ways than one.

I don't know. I kinda don't care anymore. I mean, Jake's equally hot and equally totally unattainable to me whether he's gay or straight, single or coupled, so it really makes no difference to me what he's getting up to. I just worry for Reese, is all. Single mom, freshly divorced - she's gotta be under a lot of pressure, so I think that she really needs a nice boy to hang out with. You know, go for milkshakes, walk on the beach holding hands, that kinda thing. And if Jake's that guy, great - but I gotta say, if this is just a publicity stunt (which, if it is, she's probably in on it, but whatever) or a cover-up for le grande affaire with Austin Nichols, well, then, that just sucks and I'll probably boycott Rendition, which I wasn't going to see anyway, but still. I'll be mad.

Little Man Deacon Phillippe Shows His Dad Ryan How It's Done

BadKitty — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 19:09:00 GMT

Clearly Deacon takes more after mom, Reese Witherspoon, than his dad. Check out the pulled together outfit, the clean cut hair, and classy demeanor. For a little dude who only turns 4 on October 23rd, he has remarkable self-possession.

On the other hand, we have his handyman looking dad. Ryan's still wearing that lame trucker's cap, he's all slouchy and scruffy. All I'm saying is, good thing Reese is around.

Source: TMZ

Ryan Phillipe Was Sick, Sick He Tells You

HerBadMother — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:03:00 GMT

Ryan Phillipe says that after his break-up with Reese Witherspoon, he "was a physical wreck... I would wake up and cry and vomit."

Sounds more like first trimester hormones to me. Or bad fish.

Sparks Between Jake And Reese: So That Adopting-Babies-With-Gay-Lover Story Was Just A Rumour?

HerBadMother — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 15:03:00 GMT

I'm so confused. A Toronto-based gossip columnist is reporting that the sparks were a-flyin' between Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon at the Toronto International Film Festival press conference for their film Rendition. But wasn't it just, like, last week that the Internet was buzzing over the story that Jake has been dating actor Austin Nichols for years and that the two are expecting a baby through a surrogate? And, also, that Jake and Austin had been busted for some backseat Californication with a little moo goo gai pan on the side? Gay, straight, straight, gay - I'm having trouble keeping track.

Whether Jake is gay or straight is his own business, of course. I just want to know whether I have shot with him (you know, in that alternate parallel universe where my husband happily agrees to embrace polyandry.) I can take Reese, I figure, but that Austin guy? Too hot. I wouldn't stand a chance.

Ryan Phillippe to Reese Witherspoon: My 20-something Rebound is Prettier than Yours

BadKitty — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:30:00 GMT

The word is out that Ryan is none too pleased that ex-wife Reese is back on with Dreamy Eyed Jake Gyllenhaal. So what's he doing about it? Making wicked mature jokes about Brokeback Mountain (how original, Ryan!) and picking up again with his young hottie, Abbie Cornish. Reese and Ryan are both in their early 30s, Jake and Abbie in their mid-20s. Love the dueling cradle snatching! I pick Reese to win, but then I'm partial to spunky southern spitfires.

On a positive note: Ava is growing to be such a pretty young lady! And that Deacon is just as handsome as his father -- but probably more mature.

Source: Us Weekly

Reese Witherspoon Rents an Affleck

Whit Honea — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:46:00 GMT

Reese Witherspoon knows fun. She read all about it on FameCrawler. She saw Matt Damon, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck in Hawaii, and the joy that it brought them. She read it, and she wanted it.

That's why she decided to try it herself. Apparently all of the other stars were vacationed out, so she did the next best thing. Casey Affleck didn't return her calls, but that didn't stop her.

What she did is rent this Ben Affleck impersonator. She found him off, off-Broadway in the traveling production of Gigli.

I think she got her money's worth. Just look at the smiles. Priceless.

At least I think that's the story here.

Reese and Ava Witherspoon: Blondes Legally Shopping

Whit Honea — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Reese Witherspoon and mini-her, Ava Witherspoon, take a stroll in Santa Monica, which, you may recall, is hot.

Looks like the ladies hit up The Limited Too. I hope they bought Ava the sweater to complete the matching outfits. My fingers are crossed.

Ain't Gonna Be No Brokeback Baby Cuz Jake and Reese Done Broke Up

HerBadMother — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 19:34:00 GMT

So Reese isn't carrying Jake's love-spawn and the relationship's over. Like that's a surprise. There are more 'in the closet' jokes about Jake Gyllenhaal than there are about R. Kelly and Tom Cruise combined. If he'd impregnated Reese Witherspoon, it would have blown a hole right through the center of the gossip space/time continuum and knocked the whole Blind Vice industry right off of its axis.

But no baby is on the way, and the ~~publicity stunt~~ relationship is over, and we can all breathe easy and go back to frantic speculation about who Jake really makes call him daddy.

(photo credit: Tony Barson/WireImage.com; Dan MacMedan/WireImage.com)

Reese Witherspoon Moms It Up - And Covers It Up - At The Beach

HerBadMother — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:35:00 GMT

Celebrity moms are just like you and me! They frolic with their kids at the beach and wear t-shirts over their bathing suits! Reese Witherspoon and her daughter enjoyed the surf the other day, and they covered up - daughter Ava in a full tankini, and Reese in a ratty t-shirt and bikini bottoms.

I'm not kidding myself that Reese Witherspoon really has anything to hide under that t-shirt, but I appreciate the standard being set. In fact, it's even better that she not have anything to hide. Now, when people see me at the beach, frolicking with the child while clad in a t-shirt and bikini bottoms, they won't think muffin-top under wraps, they'll think shameless celebrity trend whore.

Much better to be a trend-whore than to have a muffin top, no? NO?

Reese Witherspoon/Ryan Phillippe Custody Battle Turns Ugly. In Related News, Jake Gyllenhaal Is Hot!

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 13:30:00 GMT

Oscar-winner Reese Witherspoon and non-Oscar-winner Ryan Phillippe are heading into a nasty custody battle over their two children, Ava, 7, and Deacon, 3. Ryan recently asked a Los Angeles court to grant him joint custody with "equal allocated" visiting rights and is claiming that Reese's new relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal is taking time away from their children. Check out this photo of hottie Jake!

Phillippe is also claiming that his ex-wife's hectic work schedule and "obsessive" commitment to her career are compromising her abilities as a parent to their young children, which Witherspoon vehemently denies. Reese is also denying that her and Jake are in a relationship and are rarely photographed together. Here's a shot of Jake alone, and looking hot, on the beach!

According to friends, Witherspoon is angered by Phillippe's claims and is prepared to fight for her children, telling her ex-husband, "You can't take my kids." Witherspoon filed for divorce last November amidst rumors that Phillippe was having an affair with actress Abbie Cornish, his co-star in the upcoming Stop Loss. Speaking of co-stars, Witherspoon hooked up with Gyllenhaal while they were filming the upcoming CIA thriller Rendition. Here's Mr. Hottie Von Hottenstein himself, all dressed up!

Ryan Phillippe was not consulted for this article. Neither was Reese Witherspoon or Jake Gyllenhaal, who, in my opinion, looks hottest in a black t-shirt.

[photo: celebutopia.net]