FameCrawler : Rocky

Did You Hear the Dolph Lundgren Story This Week?

trix — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:16:00 GMT

This story is the best on the internet this week. It just tickles my funny bone every time I read it.

Three men broke in to his house and tied up his wife, to rob the place, that's not the funny part, that comes later.

After tying her up, the robbers found a picture of the man of the house. Yep it was a picture of Dolph with the family. The robbers then proceeded to run away... Yes, that's the funny part.

Hahaha, I bet they pictured in their little mind's eye, Dolph kicking their butts all over the place.

An insider said, 'Things might have turned out very differently if Dolph had been in. The criminals fled as soon as they realised the owner of the house they had raided was someone they wouldn't want to come up against in a fight. They left Anette pretty traumatized. She's Dolph's angel and anyone who messes with her is messing with him.'

Poor Anette, I feel so bad for her, but she is so lucky to have such a man, a man who's picture frightens the stuffing out of people. They should put that picture in their house, I'd be scared.

Seth Rogen Hates Your Kids

Kate's Away Jon Will Play

Angelina Is Taking Drugs To Cope

Kate Paid Jon To Stay?

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Dolph Lundgren- Remember Him?

trix — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:33:00 GMT

Dolph Lundgren and his family spent their yesterday frolicking in the sun and sea on St. Bart Island in France.

You may remember Dolph Lundgren from Rocky IV, my favorite Rocky film of all. However, I just found out that he also has a masters degree in Chemical engineering, I guess that was his fallback career.

Dolph looks pretty good for 51, doesn't he?

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David Boreanaz Says Son is All About the Cracker

Karl Erikson — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:02:00 GMT

"Bones" star David Boreanaz says that getting 6-year-old son Jaden Rayne interested in church was a simple task. Jaden was fascinated by the Communion wafer during Mass with his father a few years back. David says, "He wanted to go to Communion with me, and I said 'Well, you can come up but you can't have the Eucharist because you're not confirmed, you haven't had your first Communion.'"

This did not sit well with little Jaden. "So as he got closer and closer to the priest, giving them out, he had that look of, like, he really wanted the cracker. So on the way back after I got my cracker, he was in tears. And I said, 'Well one day you will go to Catholic School and study for your first communion and whatnot, and get your cracker.'"

Well, the crackers are in the works now. Jaden just started attending Catechism. Confirmation won't be far behind and then Jaden will no longer be shunned like the rest of the heathen.

Jaden is the first child for David and wife Jaime Bergman.

Now go watch "Bones." It's one of the best shows on TV. Go now, add it to your Season Pass on Tivo and don't say I never gave you anything.

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LOL Stallones

Whit Honea — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:33:00 GMT

Sylvester Stallone and his daughter Sistine grabbed some coffee while showing off Daddy Stallone's keen fashion sense.

What's up with Sly's shirt? It's the disease, where's the cure?

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Angel David Boreanaz and son Jaden Box it Up

Karl Erikson — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:36:00 GMT

"Bones" actor David Boreanaz was recently watching "Rocky III" with his son Jaden, 6. The 39-year-old's son said, "Dad, watch me!" and then started shadow boxing and doing physical training exercises.

"I laughed so hard," said Boreanaz, "because here's this 6-year-old trying to do push-ups and the punching bag. He's so intense."

David and his wife, 32-year-old actress Jaime Bergman, have been married for 7 years. "Bones," one of my favorite shows, starts up again on FOX this Wednesday night with a 2-hour season premiere! In England!

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Bollywood Goes Hollywood

Whit Honea — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:32:00 GMT

First blood will be drawn by Slyvester Stallone (with special guest star the Governator) in the new wave of Bollywood movies to be filmed in the U.S. using American actors.

"The two will appear alongside the Bollywood stars Ashkay Kumar and Kareena Kapoor in Incredible Love, the story of an Indian stuntman who takes Hollywood by storm but cannot find true love there." You know, like everyone else who looks for true love in Hollywood. However, fake love can be purchased by the hour on almost every corner, so there's that.

The two ~~old guys~~ celebrity dads won't be the only big names jumping on the Bollywagon (I just coined that, right now. Yes, I'm that good.) Some of FameCrawler's favorites will also be getting into the act, so to speak, namely Tom Hanks, George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Nicolas Cage. What, no moms?

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Sly's Daughter Tells It Like It Is

Whit Honea — Mon, 26 May 2008 15:51:00 GMT

Sylvester Stallone and his daughters Scarlet and Sistine (there's a theme there, somewhere) made a quick run to the very expensive pet store to spend too much money on too little stuff.

So that's what $300 worth of dog food looks like.

Guess what piece of art Sistine wanted to share with you:

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Stallone's Creepy Warning to Daughter's Future Boyfriends

Karen — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Stallone's daughters are only 6, 10, and 12 but any boy thinking of dating them is in for a battle.

He's already planned out what's going down as soon as the first suitor comes along:

“I pity the first knock on the door for a date. I’m gonna buy ten more Rambo outfits to make sure they are scared to put a foot wrong. They’ll run a mile which suits me fine.”

Hope his name isn't ADRIAN!

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Demi Moore: These Kidz R Driving Me Nutz!

BadKitty — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 13:59:00 GMT

Rumer's shaggy ~~boyfriend~~ ~~stepbrother~~ stepdad Ashton Kutcher won't stop mugging for the camera. Seriously, would it kill him to let Demi have one nice family picture?! She even got Lula to put on a pretty dress and a little lip gloss, but he refused to cut his hair or even comb it. Again. Mmmm, lucky, lucky Demi to have a younger man. We can all see how great it is for you.

It is nice to see everyone out to support Bruce at the premiere of his latest John McClane movie, Die Harder to Infinity in New Hampshire, or something like that. Who's left to fight? The Highlander? Predator? Rocky Balboa? (Oh shoot, I apologize now to the world if someone in Hollywood takes that last snark seriously and puts it into development. Please, spare us! Sly, I'm talking to you.)

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