FameCrawler : Sacha Baron Cohen

Confirmed: Bruno's Assault On Eminem Was Staged!

Josh loposer — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:35:00 GMT

In case you hadn't figured it out by now, Sacha Cohen will not be charged with aggravated assault for his "accidental" teabagging of Eminem at Sunday's MTV Movie Awards - it was all staged and rehearsed.

Comedy writer Scott Auckerman of Mr. Show with Bob and David fame has come clean so that the rest of humanity can now go about the rest of their lives. From his blog:

"Yes, the Bruno/Eminem incident was staged. That’s all anyone wants to talk about, so let’s get it out of the way. They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show then. Okay, you can stop reading this blog now!"

Keep in mind, those last words were his, not mine.

So, to answer the question, what did Cohen's daughter Olive think about all this, I have to wonder. Is it better to explain to your 20 month-old daughter: daddy accidentally teabagged Mr. Eminem, OR daddy stuck his butt in that man's face on purpose because it's funny?

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Bruno Assaults Eminem at MTV Movie Awards (VIDEO)

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:17:00 GMT

The big news at the MTV Movie Awards tonight wasn't who won a Golden Popcorn trophy, but what was up with that incident between Eminem and Sacha Baron Cohen? Cohen, dressed in wings and feathers as Bruno, his flamboyantly gay character, flew over the audience at the Universal Amphitheater before presenting the award for Best Male Performance. The guy's got balls, and apparently wanted to show them to Eminem.

After a short flight he landed in Eminem's lap, with his bare buttocks right in the rapper's face.

A visibly upset Emimen yelled, "Are you serious? Get the ****** off me!" to which Cohen replied, "Nice to meet you."

A short scuffle ensued as the rapper's bodyguards attempted to pull Cohen off of him, and he yelled, "Hey, don't touch me! I've already got a boyfriend!"

Once Cohen was pulled off, Eminem stormed out of the theater followed by his bodyguards.

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I wonder if Cohen's daughter Olive was watching the whole spectacle? While I'm sure it was disturbing to see your dad's butt mere inches away from a strange man's snarling face, maybe it was cool to see him dressed like an angel and flying over everyone's heads. Daddy's funny!

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Isla Fisher Doesn't Put the Cart Before the Horse

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:10:00 GMT

Confessions of a Shopaholic star Isla Fisher couldn't contain her excitement over daughter Olive's pony ride at the LA Farmer's Market on Sunday. But she certainly couldn't be accused of putting the cart before the horse. In fact, where IS Isla's cart? This is a farmer's market afterall - I'm thinking someone's made off with her bags of organic arugula.

Meanwhile, Olive's dad, Sacha Baron Cohen, is getting ready to release his latest film Bruno, about a flamboyant Austrian fashionista who tries to make it in Hollywood. People are saying it's going to be bigger than Borat.

Now that's putting the cart before the horse.

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Sasha Schreiber is Adorable in Blue

trix — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:11:00 GMT

Sasha Schreiber holds on tight to his daddy on the way home from a tough day at the office.

It looks like Sasha may need some serious tickling to get rid of that frown.

I love that he's wearing blue shirts, they make his blue eyes just pop. I have my own blue eyed blond and I always buy him blue shirts for the very same reason.

Do you buy clothes in certain colors for your kids, because you know they are going to look extra cute in them?

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Hollywood Swingin': Isla Fisher and Olive at the Park

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:35:00 GMT

Confessions of a Shopaholic actress Isla Fisher got in some quality swing set time with daughter Olive at a Beverly Hills park on Friday. In case you hadn't noticed, celebrity moms are frequently photographed pushing their kids on swings at the park. I don't know why this is - probably because kids love swings, and paparazzi love kids who love swings. Another thing I don't know is the point of those last two sentences.

Isla might want to keep Olive from seeing this awesome structure - it could bring on a bad case of swing set envy.

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Naomi Watts is One Tired Mama

trix — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:33:00 GMT

Naomi Watts is tired.

She said that it's easier this time around, but she is woozy from lack of sleep.

My boys are 3 and 5 and I'm woozy from lack of sleep too.

Naomi, when asked how she stays alert while promoting her new movie The International, said, " Oh, I'm not! I'm really never grounded these days. I feel like I'm always five steps behind."

Sammy, the baby, is still feeding through the night, so Naomi isn't getting much of the good, night time sleep in the dark. You know the good kind that makes you drool, and wake up not knowing where you are.

It's okay Naomi, it'll get better soon, we all feel for you.

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Isla Fisher is Not a Shopaholic

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:40:00 GMT

I haven't seen "Confessions of a Shopaholic" yet, but it's next on my list. A film about a woman whose spending is out of control? Why, it could be my biography.

But star Isla Fisher, who gave birth to daughter Olive in 2007 (dad is Borat star Sacha Baron Cohen) says her personal style is decidedly down-to-earth; more denim and less diamonds.

“Because I am a mum, my uniform is jeans and trainers and T-shirts,” she said. “I was raised as a tomboy with boys and I never really feel like myself when I am really dolled up at premieres and showbiz events.”

In other words, she's not a shopaholic, she just plays one onscreen.

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Isla Fisher Isn't That Young

trix — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 14:33:00 GMT

Isla Fisher is only 4 years younger than her fiance Sacha Baron Cohen, but was once introduced by a hostess as his daughter.

Oh, how embarrassing. I know she looks young, but seriously?

She described the incident as particularly awkward.

"When we first came to Hollywood we went to one of these Oscar parties held in this prestigious lady's home and we showed up and she opened the door and said to me, 'Come with me, hello and welcome.'
"I was very excited, I thought I was gonna get to meet a big celebrity. She let me into this room and there were these six 15 year old girls and she goes, 'Everybody, play nicely with Sacha Baron Cohen's daughter!' It was particularly awkward!"

Oh my, that's funny. At least we know that Olive will always look young for her age, if she gets her mother's good skin, that is.

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Naomi Watts is Baby Crazy

trix — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 18:31:00 GMT

Naomi Watts is baby crazy. She may just be crazy though, at least that's what I think.

She just had her second little boy in December and she's already talking about having another baby. She wants a little girl this time though.

She said, "I love babies. I look at this little baby and, even after quite an intense birth - they say you have amnesia, as women - I would go a third. It would be nice to have a girl."

Liev isn't so keen on having another baby though.

Naomi explained, "You should see our house. It's pretty chaotic right now and I keep making fun of Liev because he keeps walking around going, 'No more babies, no more babies', like Rain Man or something."

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Sasha's Got it Goin' On

trix — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:29:00 GMT

Kids are growing up so fast these days.

Naomi Watts' 18 month old son Sasha is said to have many admirers, including 6 month old Sunday Rose and 15 month old Olive Fisher.

His daddy Liev Schreiber says that Sasha is really "dishy". He does have a good sense of humor about the whole deal. He said, "Sunday Rose is after our boy really heavy and I think its kind of weird and early, and I think she should back off, slow down and get her act together before that all happens. And Olive's been after our baby for a while too."

He also said, that his boys are, "Young men, they live in New York, they've got the world in front of them, lots of things to do before they have to settle down."

Young Love, it's so sweet. They grow out of it and become little ingrates but they are sweet.

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Olive Fisher- Turn that Frown Upside Down

trix — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:02:00 GMT

Olive, are you warm enough? Your mama looks happy enough, but you look a little distracted. Is something wrong?

Isla and Olive stepped out in Santa Monica the other day for a little walk. Maybe it was to get out of the house while Sacha Baron Cohen was practicing his insults for the Golden Globes.

Isla looks like she's trying to whisper sweet nothings in her ear to get her to smile.

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Sacha Baron Cohen Kills The Golden Globe Crowd With Bad Jokes About Madonna

HerBadMother — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:24:00 GMT

And by killed, I mean: caused all the botoxed foreheads in the room to implode from the force of trying to frown disapprovingly in unison. Baron Cohen took some off-color shots at Victoria Beckham (she's obviously been feeling the recession because "she hasn't eaten in three weeks") and Charlie Sheen ("has been forced [because of the recession] to have sex without paying for it"), but he saved the best for Madonna, and the crowd? Didn't like it so much.

On how Madonna's been handling the recession: "Even Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants. Our thoughts go out to you, Guy Ritchie."

Cue disapproving groans and disappointed shaking of heads! Because, you don't slag Madonna! Posh, sure, and Charlie Sheen, fine, but Madonna? You just don't do that. Not now, anyway. Because it's a tragedy that she and the father of some of her children split up and broke the family home and divorce blah blah blah. Also, she'll cut you.

I thought it was kind of funny. In poor taste, sure, but hey: Baron Cohen's entire oeuvre (Borat, anyone?) is in poor taste.

And I'll bet Guy Ritchie thought it was funny, too.

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Who Was Caught Cheating?

trix — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:47:00 GMT

Someone is stepping out on their lady love. Who is it?

It's Sacha Baron Cohen. It's our friendly neighborhood fashion show crasher Bruno. He was photographed kissing on some girl that isn't Isla Fisher, the mother of his child.

Now is he going to say, "Honey, Isla, it wasn't me, it was Borat or Bruno." While he is known for his multiple personalities, I don't think Isla will buy it.

They look pretty chatty there, don't they?

Isla Fisher Gets Hairy

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Isla Fisher Gets Hairy

trix — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:32:00 GMT

Not many men like body hair on women., but apparently Sacha Baron Cohen isn't one of those men.

Isla Fisher recently confessed that she wears a fake moustache when she and Sacha are alone.

She says that ,"There is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache. We have a spare one at home -- and I wear it."

That must make for some interesting role-play scenarios. Or at least some confusion for little Olive, though she probably just thinks it's funny.

Olive won't have to worry about her mommy coming home with a different look via plastic surgery. Isla refuses to change her looks.

Of course she should refuse, she's beautiful. Check out the picture again.

She said, "Being proud of who we are as people is more important than cutting into ourselves to create this false idea of beauty. I think there is nothing sexier than laughter lines. I haven't done the white teeth - I haven't really Americanised my look. But we will see what happens when you interview me in five years. Maybe I'll be looking permanently surprised."

I guess all you need is laugh lines and a handlebar moustache and your set.

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Isla Fisher Does NOT Look Old Enough To Be A Mom

HerBadMother — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Okay, seriously. I know that Jamie Lynn has lowered the bar for youth in celebrity motherhood and that most celebrities - thanks to photoshop, good lighting, or Botox - look younger than their years anyway, but this is ridiculous.

Isla - sweet, adorable Isla - looks about sixteen in this picture. Also, she looks way cuter than I did at sixteen. The polka dots help, of course, but still: me, post-partum, in polka dots is a giant beach toy. Isla in polka dots is Lolita.

It's just not fair.

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Olive and Isla Fisher- Sunglasses Fancy

trix — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:28:00 GMT

Isla Fisher and her daughter Olive were out and about sporting some pretty fancy shades. Olive's cat frames are adorable. Do you think the glasses protect form UV rays or are they just for show.

My youngest likes to put his glasses on when he is in the mood and will leave them on for hours. It's adorable.

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Red Hot: Isla Fisher Gets Sexy For FHM

Sassy Smith — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:10:00 GMT

Isla Fisher, 32, shows off her curves in the December issue of Australian FHM. The Confessions of a Shopaholic star shows just how sexy moms can be! How does she get that body? Oh, well, she doesn't work out. Figures! Isla said, "I have never been a big fan of working out and I've never been a sporty person - I was always more of a bookworm. I know it sounds like a cliché, but I've been blessed with good genes. My mum is little, and I'm fortunate that I don't like eating junk food. I just don't like the taste of it."

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Fisher said of her pregnant body, "When I was pregnant, I remember someone wrote on a blog that I had gained too much weight. I remember being really shocked that even during something as incredible and beautiful as pregnancy, you are still subject to body fascism."

Isla and fiance Sacha Baron Cohen are parents to daughter Olive, 13-months-old.

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trix — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:33:00 GMT

Isla Fisher took her little valentine Olive out for some fun and errands in LA.

Was she trying to tell us something? Isla's fiance, Sacha Baron Cohen, has a new movie Confessions Of A Shopaholic and it hits theaters on Valentine's Day.

Olive is such a cutie patootie.

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Isla Fisher and Olive Have a Play Date

Karl Erikson — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Here's beautiful Olive Cohen with celeb mommy Isla Fisher playing in West Hollywood. They were at a local daycare center, hanging out for a couple of hours. Isla is engaged to Sacha Baron Cohen aka Borat. She has a movie coming out next year, "Confessions of a Shopaholic."

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Good News for Borat

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Beautiful Isla Fisher & Daughter Olive

Good News For Borat!

trix — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:14:00 GMT

Borat star, Sacha Baron Cohen and his family, received some good news from the courtroom this week. 3 of the latest would be lawsuits against the filmmaker have been tossed out of court. 2 etiquette schoolteachers and a driving instructor were claiming that they were deceived by the filmmakers.

I think when you sign the waivers stating that people can film you, because of course who doesn't want to be on the big screen, you give up all rights to take it back. Even if you make an ass out of yourself.

Sacha Baron Cohen is out and about filming a new "documentary" style movie as Bruno, so beware, read your waivers carefully and most of all, don't be yourself.

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Confessions of a Shopaholic's Isla Fisher and Daughter Olive

Karl Erikson — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:35:00 GMT

Isla Fisher, star of "Wedding Crashers" and next year's "Confessions of a Shopaholic" (let's forget she was in that train wreck "Hot Rod," though), was wandering around L.A. yesterday with gorgeous baby Olive. Olive will be 1 next month. Fisher is 32 and partnered with "Borat" phenom Sacha Baron Cohen...she even converted to Judaism for the dude.

Fisher has written several best-selling teen novels and starred in the Australian soap opera "Home and Away" for a few years before moving on to greener acting pastures. Shit, what do I have to do to get a hottie like that to convert religions for me? Sign me up for that class.

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Beautiful Isla Fisher & Daughter Olive

Sassy Smith — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Gorgeous actress Isla Fisher and her sweet 10-month-old daughter Olive were out enjoying mommy and baby time at the park on Monday. Look at those big brown eyes on baby - she's just precious!

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The Wedding Crashers star is engaged to actor Sacha Baron Cohen. Isla sure knows how to rock the denim!

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Moms Can Be Stylish Too! Isla Fisher Does It Well

Sassy Smith — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:35:00 GMT

Isla Fisher is shooting additional scenes for her new romantic comedy - Confessions of a Shopaholic. And the boots she's wearing? To die for!

Great shots of Isla on set in NYC

I would totally wear those boots - although, I'd probably look ridiculous going grocery shopping in them.

Isla will be able to pass on her great fashion sense to her baby girl Olive!

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John Mayer Wants Him A Wife And Babies (Jessica Simpson Need Not Apply)

HerBadMother — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:37:00 GMT

Well, he wants him a wife, specifically one who wants to photograph his ass, and that presumably adds up to a little baby-making and baby-daddying, and so I feel entitled to use the word 'babies' in the title of this post.

On gettin' him a baby-mama: “I think about my wife all the time. I kind of obsess on it, and what I want to find is a person who can speak those kinds of magic words. I mean ‘No complaints’ is a great way to live. Also, I want a woman who doesn’t hear ‘How are you?’ as ‘I would like you to come up with something dramatic now that will allow me to sit in front of you and give you more attention than I would have if you had just said No complaints.’ When I find the person I can relate to on that level and who is also a pinup and who also says ‘Can I please take pictures of your ass?’ then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you... But when I think about my wife, I worry. I worry about what she thinks when she reads about me in US Weekly. It’s all vapor, nothing, ether. But I worry about it.”

On Jessica Simpson: "At a certain point, I got so many tension headaches just from magazine covers. Real tension headaches, from the mention of my name with (her) name and how people felt about that. Literal physiological responses where I was like, Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. I thought to myself, Are you sure you want to do this? ... I want to say about Jessica that I don’t want to talk about her or my experience with her as a dark cloud or something tumorous or cancerous. That’s all perception."

Wow, that's great. Dating Jessica wasn't tumorous or cancerous, just, you know, migraine-inducing. If I were her, though, I'd count myself lucky. Who wants to get sperminated by a guy who wants women to take pictures of his ass, presumably while he dances around in a green thong and rants about vapors?

Okay, maybe Jessica Simpson does want that. There's no accounting for tastes.

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Isla Fisher is A Protective Mother

Karen — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:32:00 GMT

The Daily Mail did a little piece on Isla Fisher and there's one quote that stood out for me. See if you can find it.

On breaking in to Hollywood: “When I did my first audition for the movie Scooby Doo, they flew me to America first class,” she remembers.
“At the time, I didn’t have any money and then I was flown to LA and put up at the Mondrian Hotel. It was like landing on Mars!”

On converted to Judaism in keeping with Baron Cohen, a devout member of the Jewish faith: ”I love religions and find them fascinating and I find Judaism very beautiful,” she says. “It’s enriched my life enormously.”

On making wedding plans (engaged since 2004): “I’m thinking of not inviting Owen and Vince so I can see whether they can crash our wedding,” she co-starred with them in the 2005 blockbuster hit Wedding Crashers.

On why people take her picture: “We’re starting to have our pictures taken a little more often now, probably because Sacha’s so tall (6ft 3in) while I’m so small (5ft 2in), I’m like a circus freak!”

On living in Hollywood: “Oh, I always thought I’d be living in Hollywood, in a seven-bedroom house with a massive swimming pool. It’s just that when I imagined it, I always thought I’d be the maid.”

On why she won’t talk about daughter Olive: “You know, motherhood is my favourite topic in my personal life and I won’t shut up about it, but it’s not something I want to discuss publicly just because of the amount of attention it draws to a small person who didn’t choose to be exposed.”

On her new romantic comedy Definitely, Maybe: “I think some of the slick, Hollywood romantic comedies where you know in the first act who’s going to end up with who aren’t realistic, but this is definitely a realistic story where all the women are just normal people who are flawed.

“Would my past relationships have made brilliant romantic comedies?” She laughs.

“Comedies, maybe.”

Celebrity parents, take note.