Sarah Palin Affair is "Absolutely, Completely False"

Karl Erikson — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:35:00 GMT

The National Enquirer recently wrote a story, purporting that Sarah Palin once had an affair with one of her husband's business associates. Palin, GOP VP candidate and mother of 5, including pregnant 17-year-old daughter Bristol, just made the speech of her life at the Republican National Convention last week.

Then the rumor came out that Palin actually had the affair with the husband of her former campaign manager in Alaska. Well, they're actually the same guy. Todd Palin's business partner, Scott Richter, is the husband of Palin's old campaign manager.

And Debbie Richter, the former campaign manager herself, came out recently and said the story is "absolutely, completely false." The McCain campaign has threatened to sue the Enquirer over this story. "I can tell you this with 1000 percent certainty," Richter says. "Sarah Palin never had an affair."

Wow, 1000%. That's a lot of percents. She must be telling the truth with all those percents.

Richter is now the director of the Permanent Fund Dividend Division for Alaska. She's responsible for giving Alaskans their annual dividend checks. Yep, it's true. If you're an Alaskan, you currently get a $2,069 dividend every year.

Wow, that's a lot of percents.

Right, so Sarah Palin never cheated on her husband and I'm moving to Alaska. Any other news?

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