FameCrawler : Scary Spice

Mel B's Sexy Abs: Anyone Can Have Them!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:04:00 GMT

Former Spice Girl Mel B. is a mom of two, but that hasn't changed the fact that she's still got a hot body. She admits she never diets and has released her own fitness DVD, titled Totally Fit, and she promises anyone can have killer abs!

The 33-year-old performer feels she looks better than ever! "I don't believe in diets. I stick to a healthy regime where you don't have to starve your body. Just eat every 2 to 3 hours and keep it high protein with simple carbs."

She promises with her new fitness DVD, that anyone can get a ripped abdomen.

"My abs are down to that [workout] but you've got to keep it up. I've been doing my 3-minute abs for the last 8 years."

Well, it certainly shows!

Mel is married to Stephen Belafonte. She has two daughters - Phoenix, 9, from her marriage to Jimmy Gulzar, and Angel, almost 2, with ex Eddie Murphy.

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Melanie Brown and Family

Karl Erikson — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:36:00 GMT

Here's Melanie Brown and her husband Stephen Belafonte out with the kids. There's Phoenix and Angel, all enjoying their holiday shopping at The Grove in L.A. I wonder what Eddie Murphy is getting Angel for Christmas?

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Mel B: Eddie Murphy is a Jerk

Karl Erikson — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:03:00 GMT

Mel B aka Scary Spice has a new album she's putting together and two of the songs on it refer to Eddie Murphy, the father of her daughter, Angel. Melanie had a romance with Murphy in 2006, and he refused to acknowledge that Angel was his until he was ordered to take a paternity test. And what do you know? Angel is his.

Two songs on her CD - "Reflections In a Broken Mirror" and "Second Hand Lover" - talk about Eddie Murphy, but Melanie decided to toss the songs from the final disc. "I was keen to keep them in," she says. "Then I thought: 'Why am I giving this jerk reference?' I've moved on!"

Nowadays, Mel is married to producer Stephen Belafonte. She also has daughter Phoenix Chi, 9, with her ex, Jimmy Gulzar.

What do you bet she'll release the tracks in a future special edition?

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Mel B is a Galactic Superhero in a Stupid Dress

Karl Erikson — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:04:00 GMT

Oh, hell no. What the flip is Melanie B WEARING?! This was her outfit at last night's MOBO (Music Of Black Origin) Awards in London. Who in their right mind told her this was a good idea?

A pale peach dress with some freakish hood? Is she from outer space? Even Angel, her 18-month-old baby, could have picked out better wardrobe.

God, celebrities are truly morons. And how the hell does this guy keep a straight face standing next to her?

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Crazy Man Threatens Mel B With Stabbing!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:02:00 GMT

Mel B (former Scary Spice), her husband Stephen Belafonte, and Mel's baby girl Angel, arrived at Heathrow airport on Sunday and were met by paparazzi photogs and a man who was threatening her life!

According to TMZ, a man approached Melanie and her family and although it's not known what he said to them, he suddenly went nuts and started screaming, "I'll get a knife and stab you!"

One of the photographers told the guy to leave them alone, which only angered the crazy dude more, and he then grabbed the pap's shirt, trying to hit him.

Mel and her family, along with the photographers went back into the airport to get away from the man, and got the attention of a police officer. The man was arrested and Melanie and her husband were asked to submit statements.

How scary, especially since they had Angel with them!

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10 Hottest Celebrity Mamas

Karl Erikson — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:38:00 GMT

The University of Oregon put together a list of the hottest celebrity moms. And you know, college kids...they are the arbiter of all things hot. *cough* This list is highly suspect if you ask me. But why don't you take a look and decide for yourself? What do you think?

1) Vanessa Paradis. She's a singer, actress, and Johnny Depp's lover. The couple have Lily-Rose Melody Depp and John Christopher "Jack" Depp III. She's shown at the top there and here with her kids. I don't see it. Not so hot if you ask me. But she probably has a great personality.

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2) Kim Bordenave, former model. Had a child (James) with actor Colin Farrell.

3) Kim Porter, 3 kids with Puff Daddy, or Piff Duddy, or Diddy. Whatever the hell he goes by these days. I just call him asshole. She's not even meh as far as I'm concerned.

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4) Camila Alves, Brazilian model, Matthew McConaughey’s son's mommy. She's hot, all right.

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5) Naomi Watts, currently preggers, and already a mama with Liev Schreiber. They had a son, Alexander last year. Definitely hot.

6) Nicole Richie, famous for absolutely nothing. Or being Lionel Richie's daughter, which is the equivalent of absolutely nothing. She had a daughter with Good Charlotte’s Joel Madden, Harlow Winter Kate Madden. NOT hot. At all. Her being on this list is proof that the University of Oregon is full of students with severe visual impairment.

7) Elizabeth Hurley, actress. Most definitely hot. She has a son, Damian, with not-so-hot Steve Bing, some rich film producer. "Bedazzled" is a prime example of her hotness.

8) Bridget Moynahan, actress, was in "Coyote Ugly," "I, Robot," and "Sum of All Fears." Had a son with Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Yeah, she's gorgeous.

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9) Melanie Brown, aka Scary Spice. Has a daughter, Angel Irish Murphy Brown, daddy is Eddie Murphy. She's cute.

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10) Jillian Grace, Playboy Playmate who gave birth to a baby daughter very recently. David Spade is the daddy, which means beautiful Jillian has a lot of issues.

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Mel B Says No to Playboy Several Times

Karl Erikson — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Melanie Brown, 33-year-old Spice Girl, says that she's gotten several offers to appear naked in Playboy. Brown is the mother of 18-mos-old Angel Iris Murphy Brown, fathered by Eddie Murphy, and says she turned Playboy's offer down, though might consider it in the future.

"I have no problems walking around the house naked or anything," she said.

You know, it's funny, I don't have any problems with her walking around the house naked, either.

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Scary Spice Mel B Wants Twins

Karl Erikson — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:42:00 GMT

Melanie Brown aka Mel B aka Scary Spice says that she'd love to have twins! The 33-year-old Spice Girl married Hollywood producer Stephen Belafonte last year in Vegas. They already have 3 kids between them: 9, 4, and 18 months, the latter fathered by ex funny man Eddie Murphy. (I say ex because Murphy USED to be funny.)

Living in California now for all that gorgeous sunny weather, Mel B says, "Steve’s one of eight and has two sets of twins in his family, so I’m really hoping we’ll have twins, too."

Be careful what you wish for, Scary. I've got twins and love them dearly, but what a handful! I specifically recall an incident with a brand new container of baby powder that went on for WEEKS. Vacuum cleaners won't pick that shit up, you know.

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Post Baby Body Secrets - JLo,Jaime Presley & Mel B!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Are you a new mom (or hell, even a second and third time mom!) and want to know how the celebs shed that pesky baby weight once they've given birth? Wonder no more! Three celebumoms are sharing their secrets...

...well their trainers are dishing to PEOPLE on how their clients get those sexy post-baby bods.

Jennifer Lopez - Mom to twins, Max and Emme, 5-months old, shed her baby weight fairly quickly, although she's still not happy with the way she looks. Her trainer Gunnar Peterson tells PEOPLE that his celebrity client does 35-minute runs with swimming and 50-minute bike rides - sometimes six days a week!

Melanie Brown - Her trainer Joey Kormier worked with Mel twice a week while she was preparing for her stint on Dancing with the Stars. They did twice-daily cardio sessions to get her in tip top dancing shape. Now Scary Spice, mom of two daughters, does daily, 60-minute video workouts.

Jaime Presley - The My Name is Earl star's trainer, Mike Jones works daily with the sexy mom of one. He says, "keeping her butt firm is definitely a focus!" Jaime trains for 2 hours daily.

Hmm, so not so much secrets as a lot of hard work - damn, thought there was an easy fix!

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Celebumom Boob Contest - Photos

Sassy Smith — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:35:00 GMT

There are a lot of new celebumoms who are sporting some very lovely lady lumps. By lovely, I mean obscenely huge. Some have given birth recently and some have not, but regardless of when they've had their kids, they're all, uh, top heavy. Va va va voom! Do you think any of them have had some "help" to achieve such a massive bra size? Admittedly, at least one of them has....

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Christina Aguilera:

She gave birth to Max 6 months ago and she certainly went from a not so big cup size to her admittedly E cup bra. And she certainly likes to show off those huge puppies. Do you think she's had any surgery? I'm not sure what's going on with her right breast, but it could be a surgery scar. If it's all her (and milk!), then she might need surgery later on as she may get some deflation. Just sayin.'

Halle Berry:

Her daughter Nahla arrived just about 3 months ago, and she's already almost back to her pre-baby body with some new assets to boot! I don't think she's had any surgery - any bigger and she'll need a licence to carry those things around.

Nicole Richie:

Little Harlow arrived in January of this year and because of the pregnancy, Nicole put on some much needed weight. Although she's back to being fairly small, and her huge pregnancy boobs are not like they used to be, but they still look pretty good. Uh, not that I'm looking. Definitely no surgery for her!

Mel B aka Scary Spice:

Melanie Brown has given birth to two daughters, Phoenix Chi, 9, and Angel Iris, 14-months-old and I'm pretty sure she's not had any surgery - certainly doesn't need any. Hubba hubba. However, do women's boobs stay that firm and full looking 14 months after giving birth? Hmm.

Angelina Jolie:

Angie is pregnant with twins, either due now or any day or in August - depends on who you believe. I'm pretty certain her twin boobage (get it?) is all due to pregnancy and/or a really great bra.

Pamela Anderson:

Uh, can we all say surgery? Pammie has two sons Brandon and Dylan and I'm sure she had some natural boobage goin' on during that time, but she's been very vocal about her augmentation. She had her implants removed at one time, for like 20 minutes and then had them put back in. And maybe taken out again? And put back in? I don't know. Regardless, she's all fake, all the time.

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Mel B Shows Off Her Lingerie - Literally

Sassy Smith — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:12:00 GMT

Melanie Brown is the new spokeswoman for Ultimo Lingerie comany and she was in London at Debenhams to promote it. She thought it was a bit weird to see herself on a giant billboard in her bra and panties, but still sorta cool too. Mel has said previously, that becoming the it girl for Ultimo has helped her self esteem and given her a refreshed confidence. Nothin' sexier than a woman who knows who she is and what she wants!

More sexy photos after the jump!

"You have to believe you are sexy to feel it. It's nothing to do with being stick thin or perfect-looking, it has to do with being happy.

"Any woman can look and feel great in their underwear."

Mel is one busy mama! Melanie also celebrated her 33rd birthday on May 29.

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The Definition of Milking It: Eddie Murphy

Karen — Thu, 29 May 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Honest to God, I can't stand this guy. Now the deadbeat dad is going to star in, get this:

Beverly Hills Cop 4.

Give me a freaking break. The original film was released in 1984. It was a stupid movie in the first place that made way too much money for what it was.

Dear Hollywood,

Stop making sequels.

Love,
Karen

Mel B - Olympic Gold Medalist For Sex

Sassy Smith — Tue, 27 May 2008 13:37:00 GMT

Mel B would love to add another sport to the Olympic Games if given the chance - sex. And if there was such a category, she'd win a gold medal for her performance! RAWR!

The Spice Girl says that she and her husband Stephen Belafonte have a great sex life. The Sun quoted the British pop star: "Me and Stephen have a pretty hot sex life."

When asked about what sport she would like to win a gold medal for at the Olympics: "Sex."

Melanie is the new it girl for lingerie company Ultimo, and that has helped her self esteem and attitude and given her a new confidence in the bedroom.

"You have to believe you are sexy to feel it. It's nothing to do with being stick thin or perfect-looking, it has to do with being happy.

"Any woman can look and feel great in their underwear." You go girl! Put those kids to bed so you and Stephen can get your groove on. It's great when parents are still schmokin' in the bedroom!

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Karen — Sun, 25 May 2008 17:08:00 GMT

Mel B was spotted pushing daughter Angel in Hollywood.

Why so smirky though Mellie Mellerson?

Maybe because she looks like this in a bikini?

Maybe because her husband looks like this?

Maybe it's because she didn't marry this douchenozzle?

Strippers & Handcuffs - Happy Birthday From Mel B!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 May 2008 11:07:00 GMT

Mel B's husband Stephen Belafonte, is one lucky guy! I'm assuming their kids weren't invited to this party - since Melanie raunched it up for her man to wish him a very Happy Birthday!

More sexy pics after the jump!

Mel aka Scary Spice, handcuffed Stephen while six strippers rubbed up against him at his 33rd surprise birthday party. The girls were topless and photos were taken. Bet those won't be going in the family album.

An insider said, "They were provocative. Mel loved it." Scary, 32, had also warned the 200 party guests about the "dangerous animals" - which turned out to be chickens, ponies and goats. Uh, what the hell did they do with the farm animals? I'm not sure that I want to know that.

Happy Birthday Stephen! Oh and Happy Birthday to all the guys (and gals) who like seeing Mel B in a skimpy bikini.

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:41:00 GMT

What an adorable baby girl - who is her celebrity mama? I've already given you a hint!

Another pic after the jump

It's Angel - Mel B's (Scary Spice) little doll. Melanie, her husband Stephen Belafonte and their daughters Giselle, Phoenix and Angel spent a day out in Beverly Hills.

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Whoa! What celebrity mom has wicked abs of steel and her baby isn't even a year old yet?

More pics after the jump

Mel B aka Scary Spice....has a pretty sexy bikini bod! She and her husband Stephen Belafonte enjoyed some sand and surf in Miami over the weekend. The pair were sans kids, having some relaxing couple time poolside and later jet skiing.

Melanie has two daughters - a nine year old, Phoenix Chi with ex Jimmy Gulzar and Angel Iris, 11-months with ~~douchebag~~ Eddie Murphy. I love her girls' names - very pretty!

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That's an interesting bracket. I see Cinderella.

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Douchebag Dad of The Year - Eddie Murphy

Sassy Smith — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:06:00 GMT

What kind of dad is Eddie Murphy? I'll give you one guess.

It was proven months ago that Eddie Murphy is indeed the biological father of Melanie Brown's (Scary Spice) baby daughter. However, Murphy has yet to have any kind of contact or relationship with his child and has no intention of ever doing so - at least until she's much older. Why? He claims it's a matter of principle - Mel tricked him into pregnancy.

Mel B apparently told Eddie, when they were dating, that she was using birth control - and well, maybe she was and maybe she wasn't. Birth control isn't always 100% AND I'm pretty certain there were TWO people involved in this relationship, so why is it up to the woman and only the woman to make sure the birth control is secure? I think Mr. Murphy should own up to his responsibilities in more way than one.

Let's suppose Melanie did "trick" him into getting her pregnant by not using any birthcontrol. Um, is that the child's fault? She's here now, on this planet, in the flesh, so how can you deny your baby knowing her dad? How unbelievably selfish. Oh - and what about the fact that Eddie's other children don't get to know their half sibling? So not fair.

According to the Daily Mail:

The Nutty Professor star claimed 32-year-old Mel insisted she was on birth control, and revealed they only had sex three times, according to a US report. “What was supposed to be a casual relationship ended with her having his baby and taking him to court for millions,” a source told The National Enquirer.

Although Eddie accepts that Angel is his daughter, he has said that he won’t see the little girl, because he doesn’t want to set eyes on Mel. A source said: “He says he will have to wait until Angel is older before he can get to know her without any interference from her mother.”

Secrets behind the couple’s doomed three-month fling have been revealed in legal papers in which Eddie, 46, states that Mel allegedly asked him for a $9million (£4.5million) house, plus living expenses for 18 years in exchange for her silence while she was pregnant. But Eddie baulked at the demands and it is claimed he has since refused to see the baby and the Spice Girl.

Wow, 'dad of the year.' Little Angel will grow up soon enough and she'll figure out that her bio dad had no desire to see her for the most selfish, ridiculous reasons. I hope Mel's husband Stephen Belafonte is a wonderful father to Angel and that she grows up knowing that anyone can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a DADDY.

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Victoria Beckham: From Wrecking Music To Trashing Fashion

Karen — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Is she chaneling Seinfeld's mother? Does she want a cigarette in a foot long cigarette holder? Bingo? Lawn bowling? Pinochle tourney?

Seriously - screw the apologies for breaking up the Spice Girls (thanks Vicki, by the way), she should be putting out a public apology for this ~~bathrobe~~ coat.

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Dear Spice Girls: No Apology Needed

Karen — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:03:00 GMT

The Spice Girls ~~think we care~~ issued an apology for canceling the rest of their ~~world~~ tour. The tour was canceled due to family obligations they say, but Victoria Beckham is again attempting to steal the spotlight by telling the world she is responsible.

Really ladies, just wrap it up.

"It's been incredible being back together and seeing our fans again. Really sorry if we didn't get to see you this time around. We have other commitments in our lives now. But who knows what will happen next?" the band stated in the apology.

The tour is set to end in Toronto on February 26th.

Victoria Beckham Broke Up The Spice Girls

Karen — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:06:00 GMT

Mothers everywhere rejoiced when we heard the Spice Girls final tour was coming to an end, and Victoria Beckham is claiming it was all her doing. Boy I'd like to shake her hand.

Husband David Beckham says his wife quit the Spice Girls to become a full time fashion designer. Victoria herself claims she only re-joined the Spice Girls for her 3 sons.

"I was very nervous about going back into the Spice Girls because I didn't want to send out a confused message," News of the World reported her as saying.

"The reason I decided to do the tour was to show my kids that mummy was a pop star once.”

Victoria has also said that she may not join ‘Spice Girls’ in future again.

"I've been thinking about this for a long time. I'm not in the music industry any more. I'm in the fashion industry,” she said.

"I'm putting together a team of people now so it will be my main project when I finish this tour in a month. It's the last opportunity there will be to see the Spice Girls together,” she added.

The Spice Girls Tour: CANCELED! Mothers Everywhere Rejoice

Karen — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Yeah, I called this days ago, but The Spice Girls website is trying to dole out different reasons:

01 February 2008

IMPORTANT TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT

Sadly the tour needs to come to an end by the end of February due to family and personal commitments for Emma, Geri, Mel B, Melanie C and Victoria. It was announced in June that, as well as the Europe and the US, the girls planned to visit Australia, China, South Africa and Argentina. Due to the phenomenal demand for tickets in the UK and the US along with the touring logistics for such a massive production it was not possible to fit everything in. As the girls return to normal family life and the kids go back to school they are reviewing all the options, who knows what the future might bring!

The girls said: “We’ve had such an amazing time over the last 3 months. It’s been incredible being back together and seeing our fans again. We want to thank everyone who came to see us. It was all so mad the first time round, so we’ve really been able to appreciate it properly this time. There have been so many highlights and good times that we know it will be hard to be apart after Toronto. Really sorry if we didn’t get to see you this time round. We all have other commitments in our lives now but who knows what will happen next.”

Whatever. I'm glad to see them go home. All this hype for overpaid, undertalented women to act like heathens in front of America's, Canada's and Britain's daughters? They're like the Mom-version of Bratz dolls. And by Bratz dolls, I mean whorish puppets made of plastic.

Some Spice Girls jokes for you:

Q. What is the best thing about getting a blow job from a Spice Girl?
A. 10 minutes of silence.

Q. What do you do if a Spice Girl hurls a grenade at you?
A. Take out the pin and throw it back.

Q. What did the Spice Girls mum say to her daughter's date?
A. If you're not in bed by eleven then go home.

Q. What do you call a Spice Girl behind a steering wheel?
A. An air bag.

Q. What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?
A. Dunno, never seen either.

Q. What's the difference between a Spice Girl and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been inside a 747.

Q. Why do Spice Girls smile when lightning strikes?
A. They think they're getting their photo taken.

Q. A blonde and a Spice Girl jump off the Empire State building, who
lands first?
A. The blond, the Spice Girl had to stop to ask directions.

Q. How many Spice Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they only screw in cars.

Q. What does a turtle and a Spice Girl have in common?
A. Put them on their back and they're both f*cked.

Q. Why don't Spice Girls eat bananas?
A. They can't find the zip.

Q. Did you hear that the Spice Girls are going to employ Louise
Woodward as their new manager?
A. Apparently she's going to drop Baby Spice.

Q. What do Posh Spice and Dennis Bergkamp have in common?
A. They're both f*cking good football players.

EDIT: Commenter Christine wants to know my reason behind calling the Spice Girls whorish.

Reason #1

Reason #2

Reason #3

It's isn't at all the way they dress. It's the way they conduct themselves in front of children. Grabbing tits and faking blow jobs on stage is not something I would want my child to see, nevermind the being drunk on stage, falling down and laughing about it. Some of these women are mothers themselves and ought to understand that their whorish behaviour and stupidity is ignorant when they know full well who their target market includes. They are money grubbing, media whores. Period.

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