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GQ Presents the Most Whipped Husbands in the WORLD!

Whit Honea — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:34:00 GMT

GQ has compiled a list of men that have been subjected to the proverbial "p" whipping by their bossy and/or powerful women. Many of them are fathers as well. I think there is a big difference between being a dotting dad and wuss, I hope GQ took that into consideration.

That said, here's the list:

25. Mark Consuelos, wife Kelly Ripa
24. Rudolph Giuliani, wife Judy
23. Larry King, wife Shawn Southwick
22. Michael Douglas, wife Catherine Zeta-Jones
21. Seal, wife Heidi Klum
20. Kevin Smith (the Clerks director), wife Jennifer Schwalbach
19. Sergay Brin (34-year-old Google wunderkind), wife Anne Wojcicki
18. Ben Stiller, wife Christine Taylor
17. Gerald Levin (the former CEO of Time Warner), wife Laurie Perlman
16. Jack Welch (the former General Electric chair-man and CEO), wife Suzy Wetlaufer
15. Tim Burton, wife Helena Bonham Carter
14. Keith Urban, wife Nicole Kidman
13. Elton John, husband David Furnish
12. John Edwards, former presidential candidate, wife Elizabeth
11. Woody Allen, wife Soon-Yi Previn
10. Ashton Kutcher, wife Demi Moore -he's top 5 for sure
9. Howard Stern, wife Beth Ostrosky
8. Rupert Murdoch (Aussie billionaire), wife Wendi Deng
7. Kurt Warner (quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals), wife Brenda
6. Marc Anthony, wife Jennifer Lopez -shouldn't he be higher?
5. Josh Kelly, wife Katherine Heigl
4. Bill Gates, wife Melinda
3. Eminem, wife Kimberly
2. Doug Christie, wife Jackie
1. Guy Ritchie, wife Madonna

There is a slideshow at GQ that explains why each man made the list. It's pretty funny, at least it seems like it is, my wife wouldn't let me read it.

Photo: DWS

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Whit Honea — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn is appearing in the latest issue of Hustler. Yes, she's pregnant, and yes, she is 16, but that's the point. The picture is below and NSFW.

Her face was superimposed on the body of Ellen Page for a spoof of Page's hit movie "Juno" called "Oh No." By the way, if you are planning to search for "Hustler" and "Oh No" on the internet, brace yourself.

The fake poster includes quotes from such notables as Kevin Federline, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan- a regular who's who of Hollywood players.

Says Hustler's Editorial Director Bruce David, "We just couldn't let this one slip by us! The pregnant 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears, it's too perfect! You can't make this stuff up!"

I know that Hustler was trying to be funny, and I can see the idea of this ad being such, but to be honest their effort is pathetic and tacky. Their writers are pretty weak, which is to be expected considering that people don't buy Hustler for the articles, no matter what Larry Flynt thinks. It's not humorous and while I love me some dirty talk, it is just vulgar for the sake of vulgarity. I thought Hustler was for adults not 14-year-old boys, oh wait, scratch that. That's like saying cigarettes aren't targeted towards teens. Wink, wink.

So here is the ad, it's not funny and not safe for work.

Poster: WhatUpThug

Photo: Wiregirl

Hookers for Spitzer

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:22:00 GMT

Hey, why not? I'm sure his friends and family, most notably his daughters, are totally over the last wave of Spitzer whore-mongering. The voters? Not so much.

Apparently Ex-Governor and current family man Eliot Spitzer has a few more skeletons in his closet. I'm guessing it looks like the Natural History Museum in there. The guy has more secrets than Oprah.

The latest cat(house) out of the bag is being reported in the New York Post. That's the madam Kristin "Billie" Davis in the picture.

His other Kristen is so much hotter.

Dancing With The Stars: The Odd Lineup is Announced

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:45:00 GMT

Something about Penn Jillette, with all his ponytailed smugness, being cast on the next season of Dancing With The Stars just doesn't seem right. Then again, I've never actually watched an episode of the show all the way through, so what do I know. I never thought American Idol would make it past the first season, either.

Here's the entire lineup. As you can tell, I need to study up on my celebrities:

Telenovela star Cristian de la Fuente (Who?)

R&B singer Mario (Again - Who?)

Magician Penn Jillette (See snide remarks above)

Actor Steve Guttenberg (Has he actually been in anything since "Police Academy"?)

Olympic Gold Medal Figure Skater Kristi Yamaguchi (She'll win.)

Former tennis pro Monica Seles (Don't think she will.)

NFL Player Jason Taylor (Is he married to Angie Harmon? Oh wait - that's Jason Sehorn.)

Actress Shannon Elizabeth (Pictured above right, but still – Who? What?)

Radio/TV personality Adam Carolla (Dr. Drew would have been better.)

Actress Marissa Jaret Winokur (Can they cast some people who I don't have to look up on Wikipedia for chrissakes.)

Oscar-winning actress Marlee Matlin (I loved "Children of a Lesser God"! Hey - they totally need to cast William Hurt.)

Actress Priscilla Presley (Pictured, above left, Michael Jackson's ex-mother-in-law!)

Thriller! Michael Jackson's Kids Finally Unmasked

Kristi Yamaguchi on Dancing With the Stars?

[photo: People.com]