FameCrawler : Sherlock Holmes

Madonna Tells Gwyneth Paltrow to Shut Her Piehole

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:05:00 GMT

When Madonna announced her divorce a few weeks ago, good friend Gwyneth Paltrow rushed to support her. "She's a very good friend. I'm supporting her in all the ways that I can. I'm just there for her. I speak to her a lot," Paltrow said while attending the premiere of her film "Two Lovers" at the London Film Festival. (Oh yeah, that's where she was wearing this dress, so maybe she wasn't thinking too straight.)

But according to the National Enquirer, Madonna thinks friends should be seen and not heard, at least when it comes to talking about the Material Girl's split with Guy Ritchie. “If you want to help me and be supportive of me, then keep your mouth SHUT!” Madonna allegedly told Paltrow. “Say nothing about me or my divorce.”

Harsh. Guess I won't be calling to see how you're dong anytime soon, Madge. Your loss - I was going to bring over some brownies.

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Madonna Finally Shows Up For Her Concert with Britney: Photos and Video

Karl Erikson — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:19:00 GMT

Well, Skeletor - I mean, Madonna - finally made it to the L.A. stage last night for her concert. She was 90 minutes late. How pissed would you be? That's crap, I don't care how famous you are, if people are paying money to see you, you don't routinely show up late. Some people paid $1,700 for front-row VIP packages! There's NOBODY worth that kind of money.

At any rate, Britney Spears made a "surprise" appearance, singing a duet with Madonna. And when I say "surprise" I mean that it was leaked out days ahead of time by publicists. The power-mom duo sang their song together and, later, Justin Timberlake showed up to sing "Four Minutes."

Jennifer Lopez, Kate Moss, and Heidi Klum were just a few of the big names in attendance.

Ugh. Madonna just looks terrible. Her arms are scary pumped up alibaster with huge blue veins bulging out. Someone tell her to stop with the marathon daily workouts. And to stop Botoxing the ever-loving crap out of her face. And to quit taking her fans for granted. Show up on time, bitch.

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Guy Ritchie Receives Death Threat From Madonna Fanatic

Guy Ritchie Already Found Somebody Else

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Divorcing

I Guess It's Over: Madonna Set to Bury Guy's Memory. Literally.

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:35:00 GMT

Anyone hoping that Madonna might possibly consider reconciling with Guy Ritchie might want to take note: The material girl has reportedly ordered her assistant to gather all photos, gifts and letters she received from Ritchie so that they can be buried. Now that's closure.

A source told London's Daily Express that Madonna is having all items "audited" and "digitally scanned" before they're entombed. "It will be a little bit like a funeral as she lays that part of her life to rest," the source told the paper.

Celebrities do crazy things! Why can't she just cut him out of all her pictures, put a voodoo curse on him and then set his car on fire like the rest of us do after a breakup?

Madonna and Guy- Think Of The Children

Madonna To Get Custody Of The Kids?

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Guy Ritchie Already Found Somebody Else

Karl Erikson — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:31:00 GMT

What happens when you break up with Madonna? Well, first you do a little victory dance, singing, "I don't have to sleep with that thing any more!" Then you find somebody else to sleep with, someone better looking. That doesn't take much. Hell, Kathy Griffin almost qualifies because Madonna? She's not a looker, and that's being polite.

Guy Ritchie didn't take long. He's already sleeping with British actress Kelly Reilly, who just happens to be starring in his upcoming movie, "Sherlock Holmes." Sleeping with the director, my, that's new, isn't it? Here are some photos of her and she's pretty cute. Gotta watch out for those redheads, though.

Three days after the big divorce announcement, Guy sent his driver back to his $12 million home in London to pack him an overnight bag. Then he went to stay at a nearby hotel where, surprise, Reilly is staying.

Rumor has it that Guy and Madonna hadn't slept together in over 18 months so his little swimmers probably shot through that condom faster than the speed of light.

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OMG! Madonna Pregnant at 50?

The Real Reasons Madonna and Guy Split Up

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Divorcing

Madonna Divorcing G-Ritch, Hooking Up With A-Rod

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:25:00 GMT

Who knew that Madonna's recent hit 4 Minutes was referring to the time it would take her to be in a new relationship after her divorce? The singer just officially announced her split with husband Guy Ritchie yesterday, and it's being reported that she's already going public with her relationship with Yankee Alex Rodriguez. A source tells Usmagazine.com that the two "are definitely romantic."

Although Rodriguez and Madonna were linked as early as July when the singer was still very much married, the source says, "Guy is not involved in this equation. With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing."

A source close to Rodriguez also confirmed the romance. "A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."

What's next? Maybe the title of another recent Madonna single, Give It 2 Me says it all; it may be referring to the inevitable battle over custody of the couple's children.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Divorcing

Being in Madonna's Shoes is Deadly: Photos

Madonna's Crazy - Throws Condoms at Her Audience

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Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes

Karl Erikson — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:35:00 GMT

Filming on the new Sherlock Holmes movie has started. Lots of people are excited about the new film by director Guy Ritchie, and stars Robert Downey, Jr. as Sherlock Holmes and Jude Law as Dr. Watson. Rachel McAdams is also in the movie. Shooting is going on in central London.

Whatever happened to Sherlock Holmes' famous hat and pipe?

Robert has a son, Indio, who is 15.

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It's a Baby Mustache for Jude Law - Isn't it Cute?

Sadie Frost: Sexy Single Mom and Loving It

It's a Baby Mustache for Jude Law...Isn't it Cute?

Karl Erikson — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:38:00 GMT

Wow, that's one cool porn 'stache Jude Law is sporting. OK, it's not really cool, but give him a break. He's just started growing it. It's like the 'stache I was forced to shave off by my parents when I was 14 in a very traumatic incident my family calls The Great Baby Hair Debacle of 1982. I don't want to talk about it. *sniff*

Jude is growing it for a movie role, of course. He's going to play Dr. Watson in the new Sherlock Holmes movie, which is starring Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock.

Jude is divorced from Sadie Frost and they have 4 children together.

"Sherlock Holmes" is being directed by Mr. Madonna, Guy Ritchie and is due to open late next year. In the meantime, stand in awe at the 'stache. Or stand and mock. That's the option I'm taking.

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Sadie Frost: Sexy Single Mom and Loving It