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Nadya Suleman's Ex-Boyfriend is Her Baby Daddy?

trix — Sat, 02 May 2009 18:32:00 GMT

Another man has stepped forward in the whole Nadya Suleman debacle. Who does he think he is? He thinks he may be Nadya's oldest son's father.

He claims she had unprotected sex with him in the back of his limo when she was done working one night. He says she had, " Sex in the back of my limo. Right around the time she stopped stripping and disappeared, I found out she was pregnant. That is why I think the kid is mine."

That just blows her whole story out of the water doesn't it?

She claims that the father of all her children are from the same unidentified man, but this man, Luis Ceballos, claims to have been Nadya's driver during the year she spent working for Spearmint Rhino. He drove her to bachelor parties and private events while she worked as a stripper.

Not only is he claiming that he is Elijah's daddy, but is demanding genetic testing to make sure.

I just can't feign sympathy for her anymore. I feel for those kids, all of them.

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Octo-Mom Doesn't Think Angelina Is Hot Stuff

Josh loposer — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:00:00 GMT

By now, we've all heard the rumor that Octo-Mom has some kind of weird creepy obsession with Angelina Jolie and once stripped as a Angie look-a-like. Well, according to Octo: “No offense. But I would not want to look like this woman.”

Not only is Nadya threatening to sue the 3 corroborating witnesses (the strip club owner, a limo driver, and a fellow dancer) that claim that she was once a stripper known as "Angelina," she's trying to deny her weird fascination with Jolie all together.

Major BS! In fact, Suleman reportedly even had plastic surgery to look like more like Angelina awhile back -- a nose job and lip implants.

Unfortunately, all that we get from her statements is further proof that Octo is both batsh*t crazy, and a terrible liar. Both of which we already knew a looong time ago.

But hey, just like it is with her tattoos and junk, she's like a slow motion trainwreck that I can't help but keep watching.

How many times more bizarre is Nadya than the pregnant man? I'm going to say, at least 37 times weirder.

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Photos: Pam Anderson Shows Off Her Baby Bump?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:04:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson reportedly has a new boyfriend - surfer and electrician Jamie Padgett - and the two are shacking up at the trailer park while Anderson's house is being renovated. Pammie has apparently fallen "head over heels" in love with Jamie (we've heard this before haven't we?) and she may even be pregnant! Scary right? I mean, congrats!

More pics after the jump!

Pam looks a little fuller in the belly and boobs, so does this mean she really is preggers?

A source said Pam is "head over heels" in love with Jamie and his clean-living. "She is more in love than I have ever seen her before. He's a totally moral, nice, normal guy."

Well, maybe her nice, normal guy can tame the wild Pam? Perhaps she'll be a more suitable role model for her sons!

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Blended Family: Pam Anderson Has A New Man!

Most Embarrassing Mom Of 2009: Pam Anderson

Sassy Smith — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:04:00 GMT

I dubbed Pamela Anderson 'Most embarrassing mom of 2008' and although it's only February, I'm again giving her that title - seriously, it's time she puts some clothes on. Her sons - Brandon, 12, and Dylan, 11 - are at an age where they get grossed out by their parents showing any kind of *cough* sexiness (trust me, I have four kids, and they don't want to hear or see anything about anything), particuarly if they're in some state of undress. Mind you, Pam is wearing an article of clothing, but really, it's too small and just barely covers her unmentionables (that we've seen a million times) and she looks ridiculous.

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Pammie, during a surprise visit on Day 6 of the New York Fashion Week, walked the catwalk for the Richie Rich Fall/Winter 2009 Collection titled "Blondes Have More Fun!" on Wednesday. Did I mention she looked ridiculous? Yes.

I'm not sure if the too-small cheesy gold bathing suit is part of the collection (I'm guessing NO since no one in their right mind would wear it, let alone wear it for fall and/or winter...seriously, does she shop in the girls size 7-16 department? Try the women's department Pam!). I just love how she has gold sparkles in her armpits to match.

Listen, we get it Pamela - you work out, you stay fit, you're 41 and fabulous (?), but please Pam, your boys (and the rest of us) would like you to dress age appropriate, or at the very least, dress. Kthxbai.

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Pamela Anderson Pregnant At 41?

Blended Family: Pam Anderson Has A New Man!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 14:11:00 GMT

I know, we've heard this before - but maybe this time it's true love? Pamela Anderson has a new man in her life and the pair have been getting quite cozy - so cozy in fact, that they're shacking up at the trailer park!

Pam is reportedly living with 41-year-old Jamie Padgett (could be THIS man), who is an electrician and surfer and has two sons.

According to In Touch Weekly, "She is staying with him in the Paradise Cove trailer park while her house is renovated."

The couple and Pammie's sons (with ex-husband Tommy Lee), Brandon and Dylan, as well as Jamie's sons, spent some "family" time together.

The source adds, "Pam and the kids joined Jamie and his sons, who are around Brandon and Dylan's age, on his boat in Paradise Cove for a weekend. They spent most of the time on the beach with their kids. They are really happy together."

Well, if they're already moved in together, I'll bet they'll be married by June. There will be a few pregnancy rumors, and then they'll be divorced by November. Yup, sounds about right! Oh, come on now, I'm kidding. ~~I'm not kidding. Seriously~~.

Wedding bells and babies next - congrats?!

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Melanie Brown - Just So You Know, Sex = Baby

trix — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:31:00 GMT

Melanie Brown was in a sharing mood when she let us all in on a little secret.

She is a horny little thing. Um, thanks, I guess. Does this mean that she is going to be pregnant again, sooner rather than later?

She did say that she will never cheat on her husband Stephan Belafonte because he can keep up with her in the bedroom.

She said, “I know I'll always be faithful to husband Stephen because I've never met anyone before him who is sexually on par with me. Other lovers have started on a par and then they can't keep up, but with him it's perfect. Actually, I have never met anybody with a higher sex drive than me ever in my entire life!”

Well, I guess we all know way too much about Melanie Brown now. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.

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Eddie Murphy Loses Big in Court

trix — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:31:00 GMT

Eddie Murphy should have kept his big mouth shut.

He denied that he was the father of Melanie Brown's baby, but the DNA test proved him wrong. He also said some things that weren't very nice, to her and about her. Now it is all came back to bite him in the butt.

He agreed to pay $51,000 a month toward child support.

I wonder if he agreed under any sort of duress.

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Mel B is VIctorious

trix — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:06:00 GMT

Mel B's battle with Eddie Murphy for custody of her daughter Angel Iris is over.

This battle has been going on for 2 years and it involved denials and subterfuge that was a secret marriage.

All that fight and Mel gets full custody of Angel and Eddie gets visitation rights.

Do you think he'll visit?

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Guess Who's Playing Guess Who?

trix — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:02:00 GMT

Who's the little mamacita playing with her baby girl on the swings?

They are so cute together. I think that the time Jessica spends with Honor are the times she is the happiest. She isn't worried about being seen by the press and doesn't care about anything but Honor. Jessica's face is full of joy.

Jessica Alba is Angry, Again

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Jessica Alba is Angry, Again

trix — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:00:00 GMT

Jessica Alba is such an angry little girl.

She took to the internet to blog about how unfair it is for people to make fun of her and take her remarks out of context.

She recently remarked that Sweden was/is neutral. What she was talking about was that Sweden was neutral during WWII, which is kind of true, but only because Sweden didn't do anything. They were neutral because they didn't feel like they had the might to oppose Hitler.

Jessica says that we all better watch out now, because it's so much easier for celebrities to hit back after being criticized.

This is an excerpt from her blog:

"I want to clear some things up that have been bothering me lately. I find it depressing that in the midst of perhaps the most salient time in our country's history, individuals are taking it upon themselves to encourage negativity and stupidity. Last week, Mr. Bill O'Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people...it's so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland. Check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_during_World_War_II if you want to see what I was referring to. I appreciate the name calling and the accurate reporting. Keep it up!!"

If she didn't always have a frown on her face or a permanent look of disgust then maybe the media would say nicer things about her and make good natured fun of her instead of being nasty.

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Melanie Brown Really is a Scary Spice

trix — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:33:00 GMT

Melanie Brown took to the streets without makeup today and let me tell you, she's no Halle Berry.

Melanie without makeup is the classic case of a butterface. Was that mean? She should know better than to go out without makeup, even if it was just to run out for one thing. I can't quite tell what it is, maybe dog or cat food.

Maybe she just needed to get out of the house for a moment and didn't care how she looked. Maybe the baby was crying like crazy and she just needed to breathe.

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Pamela Anderson Pregnant At 41?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:34:00 GMT

Is Pamela Anderson pregnant? The 41-year-old actress and activist was spotted, as usual, in a bikini (well, to be fair, she was at the beach), and I am in no way saying she's fat, but she's set off some baby bump rumors because her usually flat tummy isn't so flat.

More pics after the jump!

Hey, maybe it's a food baby or maybe it's a bad angle, but what kind of celebrity gossiper would I be if I didn't at least put the preggo rumor out there? It's my job. *Bats eyelashes*

Pam and her two sons, live just a short walk from the sandy beach in Malibu, so the celebrity single (but now dating a mystery man) mom likes to soak up the sun and surf. Gotta work on that tan!

She's probably not pregnant (fingers crossed) but it's fun speculating. All in a day's work. Then again, she does have a new man and maybe he wants to have a baby with her? Oh, so many angles and so little time!

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Pam Anderson Hits Beach With Son and Friends, No Swimsuit!

Whose Post-Baby Booty is This?

trix — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:27:00 GMT

Life is so not fair. This is a post-pregnancy booty I think and the person that owns it is famous for her assets. Whose is it?

It's none other than Jessica Alba.

Actually, I'm not really sure if this was post-pregnancy, now that I'm writing about it. It sure is nice though isn't it.

Embarrassing Mom Of 2008: Pam Anderson

Sassy Smith — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:04:00 GMT

What is wrong with Pamela Anderson? She's said she would never exploit her boys on her reality TV show yet she doesn't mind strolling through LAX International Airport wearing a see-through white, baby doll shirt (honestly, pretending it's a dress doesn't actually make it a dress) and short shorts, which are basically panties. Seriously, when we can see your uterus, it might be a good idea to wear something slightly less revealing.

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Pammie was in Sin City trying to find a New Year's gig - you know, a party that she can host, where she can be the center of attention for dressing inappropriately, getting her drunk on, kissing strangers and just being the trainwreck she normally is. All behavior that will surely make her sons proud.

Anderson had something lined up but it was canceled (reportedly because it was too costly but I'm guessing they were looking for someone less classy...she oozes class ya know). The 41-year-old mom brushed it off, saying that such club appearances go "against every ounce of my being" (of course) and that she'd "rather be with my kid snowboarding." Which means, she got dumped and now no one wants her, so might as well pay attention to her kids. *Rolls eyes*

Honestly, I'm taking up a fund for Pammie - to buy the woman some pants.

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Jessica Alba Is To Good To Be True

trix — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:07:00 GMT

Why, oh why, do they do this to us? We were going along just fine and then BAM!, someone has to go and photo shop some pictures of new mom Jessica Alba. She looks great in the before pictures. Why did they have to do it?

Here's another fantastic shot of her in some sexy white shorts outfit.

It's not fair that they do this. How are we normal girls ever supposed to feel good about ourselves, if the media people keep making the ideals unattainable?

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Mel B Isn't A Real Girl?

trix — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:32:00 GMT

What the heck happened? I thought Mel B had a spectacular body on all her own and didn't need to be airbrushed.

There is a vicious rumor stating that she really isn't that skinny. The pictures are rumored to be heavily airbrushed in the hip area, to give her a svelte, skinny figure. Like we don't already worry about our size, now you go and tell us that these girls are bogus.
That's crap, put a real girl on the cover, those are the customers you want, right?

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Where IS Jessica Alba Headed?

trix — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:29:00 GMT

Jessica Alba and her hubby Cash Warren tricked LA paparazzi who thought they were headed to New York. They turned up in London at Heathrow airport. Wonder what they are going to do there.

Isn't Jessica in the middle of filming a movie? Is she off for the holidays and where is Honor Marie?

I know everyone dreams of a vacation without their kids, but could you really leave your kids at home when jetted off to a foreign country?

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Melanie Brown To Play A Stripper

trix — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:29:00 GMT

Melanie Brown is one hot mom, and she's going to prove it. She is going to star in a burlesque-style show in Las Vegas called Peepshow.

Sounds awesome, doesn't it? Melanie will be in the show along with Kelly Monaco however , the ladies will be scantily clad not topless. All the other girls in the show will be topless.

When you head to Vegas will you stop by and see the show?

"If you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at the new toys before Christmas." ELF

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Pam Anderson Writes Obama - She Wants Pot Legalized To Save Children

Sassy Smith — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson wants to save children and what better way to do that than legalizing marijuana? I'm not sure I get where she's coming from - but then again, she often doesn't make sense. Maybe you can figure out what she's trying to say....

Pam's letter after the jump!

Anderson believes her ideas will make the country better. Here is Pammie's open letter to President-elect Barack Obama:

"I think we should legalise marijuana, tax and monitor - farm hemp etc. This would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be a more secure option and save children in the long run - we should be able to farm hemp in America - it's just silly. It would create jobs and be good for the environment."

Plus, she has her own ideas on how to deal with people who are found guilty of molesting children or possessing child porn.

She adds, "Government must castrate every molester - potential molester - err on the safe side. If any child pornography is found in anyone's possession, or anyone creating such atrocities, or if any child is brave enough to come forward (at any young age to bring attention to a potential molester - listen) they need to be taken very seriously and see that justice is served.

"The abuse is way worse than any trial could be - our children need more protection and justice seen. It needs to be PREVENTED not just punished."

She gives me a headache. Although I will be big enough to give her credit for her idea on molesters - they're the scum of the earth and deserve the worst possible punishment for what they do to children. Score a point for that Ms. Anderson! (Never thought I'd say that)

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Jessica Alba Celebrates Her Wedding, Finally!

trix — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:03:00 GMT

Jessica Alba is planning her dream wedding reception, expensive dress and all.

You may remember Jessica and Cash tied the knot at the Justice of the Peace in June. The civil ceremony was without a lot of fanfare because it was a secret, but this party will be lavish. Jessica is planning to wear a $47,000 custom made off-white Chanel dress to the celebration.

I'm thinking that a $47,000 dress would make for a very stressful party. I would be afraid that someone was going to spill something on it, or that I would sit down and wrinkle it.

Oh, to have the money to blow on a dress that you will more than likely never wear again, even though you say you will.

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Jessica Alba- Choosy About Roles Or Bad Decision Maker?

trix — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:32:00 GMT

Jessica Alba is currently filming in New York for Jessica Alba is currently filming in New York for her role in the movie An Invisible Sign Of My Own but what will she do next?

The new mom is going to put on a short skirt (or other comparable hooker wear) and cfm shoes to play a prostitue in the remake of The Killer Inside Me. She will start filming that movie in January in a location to be announced.

Should she play a hooker? I know she played a stripper in Sin City and will eventually have to explain away that role to her daughter. Do you think that's something she or any other woman takes into consideration before they take a role in a movie?
I don't know, I just wonder what they are thinking sometimes.

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Playmate Gena Lee Nolin - It's A Girl!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 12:11:00 GMT

Former Playboy Playmate and Baywatch star, Gena Lee Nolin is mom to two sons, Spencer, 11, and Hudson Lee, 2, and now the blonde bombshell gets to buy pink!

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Nolin had a baby shower in Arizona last Saturday and she was 'showered' with lots of pink. She said to Life & Style, "I love my boys. They're awesome, but having a little girl is going to be amazing."

Gena Lee and husband Cale Hulse will welcome Stella Monroe this fall. Congrats!

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Pamela Anderson Lives Paycheck to Paycheck

Karl Erikson — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 13:39:00 GMT

Oh, for the love of dog. Pamela Anderson - the poster child for Butterfaces - is claiming that she lives hand to mouth. "I do check to check," she says. "I don't like having a lot of money in the bank. I love the experience of struggling a little bit."

Yeah, who likes having that pesky money around? It's just a pain in the ass. Are you freaking KIDDING me? I'd love to see what those checks look like, by the way, because something tells me that living check to check with MY paychecks is just a tad different than living check to check with HERS. She just got $200,000 to film a music video. Must be rough.

Anderson is getting ready to pose for Playboy for the 14th time. I guess they'll just be shooting from the neck down. She also has a new reality show coming up on E! called "Pam: Girl on the Loose." In the show, we're going to get "a real sense of me being a mom." She has two sons, Brandon, 12, and Dylan, 10. You'd better believe I'll be glued to that shit.

Hard to believe she's 41. She looks more like she's 81. The glamorous life of a ~~porn~~ rock star.

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Megan Fox in a Bikini!

Whit Honea — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Megan Fox is perhaps the most aptly named woman in America. Seriously, how could she be named anything but Megan?

Here are some tasty tidbits on the lovely Fox, apparently, according to GQ, when she was a teenager she had a lustful girl crush on a Russian stripper named Nikita- hey, who didn't?

Megan basically stalked the dancer, bearing gifts and getting lap dances, which sounds like something I went through when I was in my early 20's (see also mid and late 20's). Which reminds me, I think that restraining order may have expired!

Megan insists that she isn't a lesbian, not that there is anything wrong with that, but admits, "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Indeed.

Nowadays Megan is as good as married to Brian Austin Green, or as I like to call him "BAG." The two are a regular Ozzie and Harriet which makes Fox the pseudo stepmom to Ricky Nelson, played by Kassius Lijah.

There were other images in the issue of GQ besides the one I just painted. There were actual photos of Megan Fox doing what Megan Fox does best, and here they are:

You're welcome.

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Jenna Jameson is Preggers, Says She's Just Like Angelina!

Karl Erikson — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:02:00 GMT

Ex porn star Jenna Jameson, 34, has been trying to get pregnant for months now. Four years ago she suffered a miscarriage right after learning she had malignant melanoma. She's been trying for a baby since May with her boyfriend of two years, martial arts fighter Tito Ortize, and it's finally happened.

"Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant," Jameson said. "It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible." She's ecstatic with the fantastic news.

She says she's not planning on marriage any time soon. "I think I'm gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies! I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"

Um, yeah, because Angelina started out by making hundreds of porn movies and dancing on a pole. True, Angelina DID star in "Hackers," which had as good a plotline as most porn films, but she hardly got naked in it. Dammit.

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