FameCrawler : Sylvester Stallone

David Boreanaz Says Son is All About the Cracker

Karl Erikson — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:02:00 GMT

"Bones" star David Boreanaz says that getting 6-year-old son Jaden Rayne interested in church was a simple task. Jaden was fascinated by the Communion wafer during Mass with his father a few years back. David says, "He wanted to go to Communion with me, and I said 'Well, you can come up but you can't have the Eucharist because you're not confirmed, you haven't had your first Communion.'"

This did not sit well with little Jaden. "So as he got closer and closer to the priest, giving them out, he had that look of, like, he really wanted the cracker. So on the way back after I got my cracker, he was in tears. And I said, 'Well one day you will go to Catholic School and study for your first communion and whatnot, and get your cracker.'"

Well, the crackers are in the works now. Jaden just started attending Catechism. Confirmation won't be far behind and then Jaden will no longer be shunned like the rest of the heathen.

Jaden is the first child for David and wife Jaime Bergman.

Now go watch "Bones." It's one of the best shows on TV. Go now, add it to your Season Pass on Tivo and don't say I never gave you anything.

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LOL Stallones

Whit Honea — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:33:00 GMT

Sylvester Stallone and his daughter Sistine grabbed some coffee while showing off Daddy Stallone's keen fashion sense.

What's up with Sly's shirt? It's the disease, where's the cure?

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Angel David Boreanaz and son Jaden Box it Up

Karl Erikson — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:36:00 GMT

"Bones" actor David Boreanaz was recently watching "Rocky III" with his son Jaden, 6. The 39-year-old's son said, "Dad, watch me!" and then started shadow boxing and doing physical training exercises.

"I laughed so hard," said Boreanaz, "because here's this 6-year-old trying to do push-ups and the punching bag. He's so intense."

David and his wife, 32-year-old actress Jaime Bergman, have been married for 7 years. "Bones," one of my favorite shows, starts up again on FOX this Wednesday night with a 2-hour season premiere! In England!

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Sly and the Family Stallone in France

Whit Honea — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:39:00 GMT

Sylvester Stallone and his wife Jennifer took their daughters Sistine (10), Sophia (11), and Scarlet (6), to visit the Palace of Versailles.

What a great family holiday. I need a vacation.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 7-27-08

Whit Honea — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:55:00 GMT

There were ads for fall items in the paper today. It's 106 outside. What gives?

Clementine Hawke and family (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Bon Jovi rocks the Arena Bowl (TMZ)

Donuts for Ashlee (Knocked Up Celebs)

The sound of Stallone (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Moss hunts baby daddies (Model Stalker)

Madonna the friendly ghostwriter (dlisted)

Is "chavvy" a real word? (fametastic)

Sly's Daughter Tells It Like It Is

Whit Honea — Mon, 26 May 2008 15:51:00 GMT

Sylvester Stallone and his daughters Scarlet and Sistine (there's a theme there, somewhere) made a quick run to the very expensive pet store to spend too much money on too little stuff.

So that's what $300 worth of dog food looks like.

Guess what piece of art Sistine wanted to share with you:

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How To Tell Your Kids You're Getting A Boob Job

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:38:00 GMT

Getting a boob job? Tummy tuck? Nose job? Cheek implants? Whatever your pleasure is, now you have an easy way to tell your kids that you're going for surgery and may look different. Trust me - I'm writing this trying not to fall over from laughing too hard.

Surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer from Florida, has written a book, specifically a "kid's book" titled My Beautiful Mommy and it helps you, as a mom, talk to your child about your recent plastic surgery. It's geared towards kids between the ages of 4 and 7 and helps answer those tough questions - like when your six year old asks why your boobs are way bigger and not hanging to your waist anymore. Or why mommy ~~is scary looking~~ doesn't quite look the same.

Newsweek wrote:

"My Beautiful Mommy is aimed at kids ages four to seven and features a plastic surgeon named Dr. Michael (a musclebound superhero type) and a girl whose mother gets a tummy tuck, a nose job and breast implants. Before her surgery the mom explains that she is getting a smaller tummy: 'You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn't fit into my clothes anymore. Dr. Michael is going to help fix that and make me feel better.' Mom comes home looking like a slightly bruised Barbie doll with demure bandages on her nose and around her waist"

Naturally, it has a happy ending: mommy winds up "even more" beautiful than before, and her daughter is thrilled."

Right.

Dr. Salzhauer explains, "I tried to skirt that issue in the text itself. The tummy lends itself to an easy explanation to the children: extra skin and can't fit into your clothes. The breasts might be a stretch for a six-year-old." Hmm.

Mother's Day is coming up - this would make a great gift idea for those women in your life that are about to have plastic surgery or recently had it. Better run out and get your copy before they sell out. Run!!!!!!!

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When Celebrity Plastic Surgery Goes Bad & Stars Are Scary Looking

Sassy Smith — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:02:00 GMT

What happens when celebrities go under the knife one too many times? Nothing good and nothing pretty!

Scary photos after the jump

Donatella Versace:

The Italian fashion designer looked quite normal back in the 90's but now? Scary with a capital HOLD ME, I'M SCARED. She's obviously had some plumping done in her lips but it also looks like she plumped the rest of her face, as in she looks swollen. I doubt swollen is a look that most celebrities (or anyone in general) aim for. But Donatella has succeeded! Seriously, the woman is 52 but she looks older (could also be a result of her admitted 18-year cocaine habit). Was that her goal? To look like she's been stung by a swarm of bees? I doubt it. Step away from the Botox and fillers Donatella.

Michael Jackson:

What's to say really? He went from a cute up and coming popstar with a nice face and beautiful smile to a man with a face that is virtually unrecognizable from days gone by. And about the only thing that stayed the same on Jackson are his teeth. His obsessive compulsion to radically alter his appearance is weird and has added to his overall creepiness. I mean his nose doesn't even look like a nose at this point and there had been rumors that his honker was literally falling off. Yuck. And who are the plastic surgeons that keep operating on the former King of Pop? It needs to stop - well, not that it'll do any good now. The damage is done!

Melanie Griffith:

Melanie Griffith used to be cute as a button, attractive actress with the bubbly little voice. Her voice is pretty much the same but her looks? Um, hate to break it to you Melanie, but the Botox and/or face lift and lip injections - have added to your age and not really helped you in the "trying to stay youthful looking" quest. Please don't go down the path of Joan Rivers who's face looks pulled and stretched to the max. Stop now while there's still a sliver of hope. Griffith's husband, Antonio Banderas has publicly said of her attempts at false enhancement: "The lust for beauty is a terrible thing. I have forbidden her from ever going to a cosmetic surgeon again. It is something we have agreed to for the sake of our marriage. Whew, the voice of reason!

Priscilla Presley:

Priscilla, Priscilla, Priscilla - you were always such a beauty and I bet you would have aged gracefully without any enhancement. But your "enhancement" has turned into something scary. Perhaps part of it is that the one time married to Elvis, mother of Lisa Marie, had a surgeon who reportedly injected her face with auto mechanic-grade silicone. Can you even imagine? As scary as that is, I think there's more too it though. Her cheeks are chipmunk-like, her face doesn't move (Botox overload?), there's not a line or wrinkle on her and yet she's 62 and her lips are waaaay too puffy. I mean really, she looks beyond artificial. Please, back away from the Botox.

Janice Dickinson:

Janice Dickinson, the self proclaimed "first supermodel" doesn't deny that just about everything about her is "fake." That being said, she too should just embrace what looks (?) she may have left. I mean sure, give plastic surgery a go if that's what makes you happy but know when to call it quits. She's just plain scary. She's reportedly had almost 12 procedures done and I'd say that's about 10 too many. Even her son has asked her to stop, fearing it might ruin her looks. Uh, sweetie, I think it's might be a tad too late for that. For the love of all that is sane, listen to your boy.

Cher:

I love Cher, I really do. I was heartbroken when I missed her last concert here - but I digress. Really though, the many surgeries she's obviously had, are making her look like she's had many surgeries. I'm thinking that the goal of having plastic surgery is too look refreshed, perhaps make you look less tired, give you a slightly more youthful appearance - not try to make you look 25 when you're 60 something. Cher has said of herself, thast she's the "plastic surgery poster girl." She's had her nose done, breast implants and many other procedures to her face/skin. So, that's alot, time to retire going under the knife. Even Jodie Foster has spoken about Cher's multiple surgeries, saying the singer is "fighting a losing battle" against aging. Jodie Foster might be right.

Meg Ryan:

She used to ooze cuteness. Now? Her face barely moves and the trout lips - please - they gotta go! If you weren't born with full lips, trying to get them artificially really doesn't work. I think if Meg stops now, she can get back to a more natural appearance. I mean she looks good without all of that Botox and lip work!

Nicole Kidman:

Anyone can see that Nicole Kidman has gone nuts with Botox. While I don't think she's necessarily had any surgeries as of yet (I could be wrong though), she most definitely has a love affair with getting injected with needles. Perhaps now that she's preggo, she's not had any Botox lately and will see that if she stops, she can get back to her normally pretty, good looks. I mean even at 40, she still looks youthful, so embrace that Nic!

Sylvester Stallone:

Anyone listening? Stop.the.Botox. Stallone's now face just barely resembles his younger face. Sure age plays a part in anyone looking different from 1980 to 2008 - but so does overdoing the plastic surgery and other procedures. Hey Rocky, time to embrace what's left of your looks and be happy.

Jackie Stallone:

Like son, like mother? Or other way around? Either way, she's gone so far over the edge with her looks, I highly doubt she'll ever come back. Sylvester's mom either has too much time on her hands and she gets plastic surgery and Botox to kill time or she truly thinks she looks awesome. Not to sound mean, but ya, she doesn't look awesome. Nuff said.

Remember people, less is more in most cases.

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Stallone's Creepy Warning to Daughter's Future Boyfriends

Karen — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Stallone's daughters are only 6, 10, and 12 but any boy thinking of dating them is in for a battle.

He's already planned out what's going down as soon as the first suitor comes along:

“I pity the first knock on the door for a date. I’m gonna buy ten more Rambo outfits to make sure they are scared to put a foot wrong. They’ll run a mile which suits me fine.”

Hope his name isn't ADRIAN!

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Sly and the Family Stallone

Whit Honea — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:23:00 GMT

Did Sylvester Stallone really let his little girls, Sophia Rose, Sistine Rose, and Scarlet Rose, ages 5, 9, and 11, respectively, see his latest movie? Rambo doesn't really look like family-fare.

I guess if Daddy is the fare then it's okay for the family. Then again, what the hell do I know? I gave my boys different middle names.

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Demi Moore: These Kidz R Driving Me Nutz!

BadKitty — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 13:59:00 GMT

Rumer's shaggy ~~boyfriend~~ ~~stepbrother~~ stepdad Ashton Kutcher won't stop mugging for the camera. Seriously, would it kill him to let Demi have one nice family picture?! She even got Lula to put on a pretty dress and a little lip gloss, but he refused to cut his hair or even comb it. Again. Mmmm, lucky, lucky Demi to have a younger man. We can all see how great it is for you.

It is nice to see everyone out to support Bruce at the premiere of his latest John McClane movie, Die Harder to Infinity in New Hampshire, or something like that. Who's left to fight? The Highlander? Predator? Rocky Balboa? (Oh shoot, I apologize now to the world if someone in Hollywood takes that last snark seriously and puts it into development. Please, spare us! Sly, I'm talking to you.)

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