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Please Tell Me Pam Anderson & Criss Angel Aren't Making Babies?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:06:00 GMT

I'm going to file this under "eww," and "please no." A few months back, before Pamela Anderson divorced Rick Salomon and they were still actually together, there were rumors that Pammie was being a naughty wife and had hooked up with Angel. Now that Anderson is a single mom again, I suppose she's entitled to play the field, but come on, Criss Angel? The two of them alone skeeve me out, but together? Double gross. Please tell me they aren't going to reproduce?

According to Perez, the pair were seen at Elton John's concert at the Coliseum on the weekend, looking "very cozy." Just the thought of those two together make me want to shower. Seriously, what if they are hooking up and plan on making babies? *Shudder*

I always wonder what Pam's son's think about their mother's, uh, "carefree" ways with men? I'm guessing a huge therapy bill might be in Brandon and Dylan's future. Just sayin'.

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Pamela Anderson Is An Idiot - Annuls Marriage To Rick Salomon

Sassy Smith — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:02:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson is a wonderful role model to her two sons, Brandon 11, and Dylan, 10. She's sending them a great message: If you're a crackhead, get married to someone to help pay of a gambling debt, then claim fraud, it's okay - you just get an annulment!

Pammie's THIRD marriage didn't last - SHOCKER. Anderson filed for divorce from husband number three, Rick Salomon after just 2 months of marriage, late last year. She changed her mind a few times but now she's going to annul her marriage due to fraud.

Fraud? She didn't know he'd boinked Paris Hilton? Ha, the world knew that, so she can't claim that as fraud. I'm telling you, when you wear a denim wedding....outfit, you know it ain't gonna last.

Good think Pam has lots of money (I'm assuming) because her boys are probably going to need alot of therapy. I guess she'll be on the prowl for husband number four. But look at her - she's beautiful, so she'll have no trouble snagging a new guy.

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Pam Anderson's New Website!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson opened her...

Photos for your viewing pleasure after the jump!

...did I say vagina? I meant site. Her new site. Oh come on, we've all seen Pammie's goods lots of times. I've got good news though!

Anderson's website PamelaAnderson.com bit the dust a few weeks ago - ya, like anyone cared. However, if you're one of her ~~few~~ many fans, then you'll be happy to know that she's got a brand new site at PamelaChannel.com. I've not looked it over but I'm sure there's got to be some nudity there for you. I thought a cute name for her website would have been 'Home of the Ho' but I guess that was taken.

The former Baywatch star wrote a journal entry if you're interested:

"February 22, 2008:

Valentines day! best day ever- in Paris- performing at Crazy horse- dream come true- in a tribute to a wonderful lady- Ms Brigitte Bardot- the Harley Davidson song! I loved it!

Even better- Ms Bardot asked me to represent her in her annual press conference at her foundation"s headquarter by Eiffle Tower- in her and my plea to ban the seal hunt in Canada (coming again soon)- It was an amazing crowd-full of sympathy- I saw tears (even papperazzi) when I played footage of the baby seals being beaten and sometimes skinned alive in this barbaric-cash bonus for the fisheries.

Brigitte Bardot called me on speaker phone at press conference expressing her gratitude for all the work I do for animals- she called me her "daughter" , "a continuation of her" I almost fell over-. -I've always loved her- she is truly my favorite -beyond her beauty- she has done so much for animals- and has taken her beauty and attention to whole other level- your heart never ends– and beauty continues when your heart is sweet…She is still Gorgeous! …She is an inspiration- and I thank her again and again for everything she's done–and i will continue and encourage others to continue the fight for animals everywhere."

And just because I'm sweet, I've included some old, but still wonderful photos for your viewing pleasure.

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Pamela Anderson's Sexy Lingerie

Sassy Smith — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:07:00 GMT

Who better to start her own sexy lingerie line than Pammie Anderson? Can't think of a ~~trashier~~ classier woman!

Pamela believes her new line of panties, garters and bras will give female consumers an edge when it comes to their love making.

The Baywatch blonde says, "I am going to sit back and create a line of lingerie and body products, products that are really ~~slutty~~ sexy and things that I love to wear and my friends love to wear. I also want to do a show about creating those things."

Sign me up, where's my check book?

Photo source: Perez Hilton

Kid Rock: "I F**king Married Her"

Sassy Smith — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:04:00 GMT

Who is Kid Rock referring to?

Ah, that'd be Pamela Anderson. Apparently he regrets marrying her. Smart man! Kid said: "I've never really had many chicks try to take advantage of me for money. Except one, and I f**king married her!"

Ouch. I totally see his point, I'd be pissed if I married her too.

But if you're a Pammie fan, don't worry, she's back with Tommy Lee (?) and divorcing Rick Salomon (?), is pregnant (?)...see? She's got lots going on!

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Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon: Classy, Drunk and Still Together

Sassy Smith — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 22:04:00 GMT

On again, off again, drunk again, divorcing, on again, Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon approached the Christmas holidays in style. By in style, I mean my pet rock has more class. The couple partied at Villa Lounge until 6am Friday night. Or Saturday morning. Whichever.

I guess they're still together despite the possibility of Pammie having naughty relations with Criss Angel's magic wand. Can't wait to see what 2008 brings for these two ~~sleaze bags~~ love birds.

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Did Criss Angel's "Magic Wand" Come Between Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Do you like my 'sexually magic' innuendo title? Witty eh? So, what's the scoop? Did Mindfreak Criss Angel come between the disaster that is Pamela Anderson and her latest husband, Rick Salomon (I say 'latest' because you know he isn't going to be her last husband)?

A couple of weeks ago, Anderson and Angel were seen ~~whoring it up~~ partying at Las Vegas club LAX, then days later Pammie filed for divorce and then to make it not seem trashy and irratic, she posted on her website that she and Rick were "working it out." Dysfunctional with a capital FREAK.

However, Life & Style is reporting that Criss says nothing is going on between him and Pam. "Pam is a wonderful human being and a friend and has been for a while. And you know what, people will talk about any celebrity that I'm with. It's inevitable!"

I'm shocked that anyone would think that the former Baywatch babe would be anything other than faithful to the guy she's with. She seems so stable.

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Pamela Anderson-Sex Show?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson sex show?

Pammie, former Baywatch TV star, mentioned that she and ~~her sloppy Paris Hilton seconds~~ hubby, Rick Salomon are having sex every night, so perhaps they'll name their new "reality TV show", Cheesy and Sleazy? Catchy isn't it? Yes, you heard me correctly-Pamela and Rick are in talks with E! network to star in their own reality show. Fantastic!

A source said, "Think Nick and Jessica's Newlyweds, but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life. These two don't have any boundaries, which is perfect for reality stars." And perfect for the cheesy.

The 'quickie married in Vegas' couple, have been together for a few months now (I'm sure it'll last forever) and Pam is the mother of two sons, with her ex husband, Motley Crue drummer, Tommy Lee. Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, I'm sure, are very proud of their ~~trampy~~ out-going mom. I mean, the woman lost a bunch of poker games and offered Salomon sex in exchange for her gambling debt to be paid off and lookie, now they're married. See? Classy and a great role model!

Stay tuned, the show is set to air sometime next year.

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Makin' Magic: Pamela Anderson & Criss Angel?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:03:00 GMT

Newly wed, Pamela Anderson was seen Friday night, getting cozy with Ilusionist, Criss Angel, at nightclub, LAX.

Hmm, honeymoon over for Pammie and hubby, ~~Paris Hilton's sloppy seconds man~~ Rick Salomon? I thought Pamela was "busy" every night, so how'd she squeeze time out to slither all over Angel?

Perhaps Anderson, who works with Hans Klok, and Angel were swapping magic tips. As in, I'll show you my magic wand, if you show me where you hide your rabbit.

Photo source: Celebrity-gossip.net

Pamela Anderson Is TV's Sexiest Woman Ever

Sassy Smith — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:03:00 GMT

According to an AOL online poll, Pamela Anderson is TV's Sexiest Woman ever. That statement seems wrong. Very, very wrong. She's so, so...tacky. Tacky but pretty right? Look at that photo! She's certainly the busiest woman ever.

Here's the top 10 women who made the list:

10. Tina Louise--Gilligan’s Island
9. Catherine Bach--Dukes of Hazzard
8. Katherine Heigl--Grey’s Anatomy
7. Barbara Eden--I Dream of Jeannie
6. Diana Rigg--The Avengers
5. Eva Longoria--Desperate Housewives
4. Heather Locklear--Spin City,Melrose Place, etc.
3. Lynda Carter--Wonder Woman
2. Farrah Fawcett--Charlie’s Angels
1. Pamela Anderson--Baywatch

If you'd like to see the complete list, then you can find it here. I got through the first 17 and then I fell asleep.

Photo source: Hollyscoop

Pamela Anderson Hangin' Up Her Boobs

Sassy Smith — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:03:00 GMT

She's retiring. Soon. I guess. I thought that would mean she's packing those big guns away since, um, what else is she famous for? Oh right. Being a ~~tramp~~ magician's helper. And re-runs of Baywatch.

Pamela Anderson who performs with Hans Klok in The Beauty of Magic, in Las Vegas, says she's got five more years of show-biz in her. She tells USA Today, "I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy. But I'm lazy. I don't want to work. I want to be with my kids. So I just fly in from L.A., do a few days of shows and go back home." The magic show is due to end for good at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino on Dec. 8.

Anderson plans on coming back to Canada (oh great) in about five years. She says she's got some land and "it'll be time." For now however, she's busy with the magic show, helping with mathematics at her sons' school (can't quite imagine that) and she's also having sex every night with her latest husband, Rick Salomon. Says Anderson, "He knows about all my stuff, and I know all his stuff." Ah ya, we all know about all your stuff.

Happy retirement Pam, happy retirement.

Photo source: Cityrags