FameCrawler : Taco Bell

50 Cent Gets Off Without Paying a Dime

trix — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:03:00 GMT

50 Cent got off easy today in court. He doesn't have to split his earnings with his ex-girlfriend Shaniqua Tompkins.

A judge threw out the case of Shaniqua Tompkins with whom 50 Cent has an 11 year-old son. The judge said that she has no claim to half of his income.

Does that mean he has no responsibility to his son? I hope that he has to accept some responsibility for being his daddy.

Shaniqua Tompkins claims that she was promised by 50 Cent that he would take care of her forever.

So much for young love and the promises of youth.

He's such a schmuck!!

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Jerry O'Connell - Dreaming of the Kids Meal

Whit Honea — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:02:00 GMT

Jerry O'Connell is a bit early for the crutch of the kids meal, but it's always good to stay in practice. Plus, some of the toys are collectible. That's what I hear, anyway.

50 Cent Gets Less Than 50%

trix — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Rapper 50 Cent got his part time parenting wishes granted. He went to court and stated, no demanded, his right to be a part time dad. The judge granted 50Cent every other weekend visitation rights.

Wow, way to aim for the stars.

He is excited that he won this part of the custody battle. He still has to honor the restraining order that his baby mama has against him, so their drop off/pick up point is the 103rd Precinct in Queens. So fitting.

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Britney's Day In Court and The Outcome

trix — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:04:00 GMT

It's finally over between Britney and Sam Lufti. Though the restraining order expires today Britney Spears wants nothing to do with the mean Mr. Lufti.

"Britney has made clear to everyone that she does not want to be further harassed or contacted in any way by Osama 'Sam' Lutfi, now or at anytime in the future," Spears' attorney Samuel D. Ingham III said in a statement to The Associated Press.
"During the temporary conservatorship, the conservators have the power to insure that Lutfi will not harm Britney anymore. If Mr. Lutfi makes any future attempt to contact Britney after the temporary conservatorship has concluded, Britney has made clear she will take all appropriate legal action."

Well thank goodness. I, for one, am happy to hear that she is saying STAY AWAY.

The other issue that was addressed in court today was the conservatorship of Britney's estate by her daddy. Britney's dad is going to remain the conservator of her estate until at least December 31st. It may not be exactly the outcome that Britney wanted but it's probably the one that's best for her at least until she gets a little more stable time under her belt.

Yay!! It's almost over.

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Is Britney Facing Reality?

trix — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:32:00 GMT

Reality TV that is. Britney was followed around by camera toting staff while on her recent jaunt to Mexico.

"Britney's bodyguards and other staff members have been told to carry video equipment with them wherever they go so they don't miss a thing. Whether Britney is high or low, feeling happy or sad, the cameras are there catching it all. Some of the footage is really explosive and it's going to be must-see TV. Britney thinks a new reality show is just the thing she needs to help her kick start her career and prove to her fans she has put her recent troubles behind her", a source says.

She has had her assistants and bodyguards filming her almost constantly in Mexico and here at home. She is trying to prove to her fans that she is okay and is making a comeback with the right choices being made.

Some Pictures of her recent trip to Mexico here.

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Christina Aguilera On A Bed Of Roses

trix — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:37:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera is looking very fetching in the ad campaign that wishes Macy's a happy 150 years.

I know she technically isn't on a bed of roses but if you tilt your computer just so, you can imagine what it would look like.

Macy's commissioned photos of Christina and other celebrities such as Martha Stewart, Donald Trump, Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger to help celebrate their 150th year.

This photo makes Karen want to weed her garden.

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50 Cent Starts Another Fight

trix — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:05:00 GMT

The latest episode of idiocy from 50 Cent.

So Taco Bell made 50 Cent an offer he could refuse. They offered to make a 10,000 dollar donation to his favorite charity if he would stop by a Taco Bell, change his name briefly to .79, .89 or .99 Cent and rap his order for a commercial. He was so offended that he now says that he's going to take the company to court. Why bother going to court when burning things is more his style as his baby mama can attest to?

Maybe 50 Cent doesn't have a favorite charity.

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Conan O'Brien in the Year 2000

Whit Honea — Wed, 07 May 2008 20:09:00 GMT

In the year 2000 Conan O'Brien will have a wife named Liza and two children.

Actually, I don't know when Conan got married and neither one of his kids, Neve and Beckett, were born yet, but I love that skit.

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Rachel Hunter Cleans Up Her Crap

Whit Honea — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:24:00 GMT

Literally. Maybe she's planning on hitting up Taco Bell. It always gets me. TMI? How about something where she TP's Cindy Crawford's house?

Regardless of which path you choose, you have to admit that she bought A LOT of toilet paper. That's like going to Costco without the yummy hot dogs.

Is this how the rich stay rich, by going to Big Lots? I don't shop at Big Lots and I'm freaking broke. Although that hurricane lantern would look awesome on my patio.

Photo: Jezebel

I Don't Know Art, but I Know Britney

Whit Honea — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:05:00 GMT

I'm not sure if I like this or hate it. Is it making fun of Britney or searching for pity? Why is there only one child? Why is Taco Bell so obviously excluded?

As I was looking at this picture and trying to decide if it was worth a post my 4-year-old walked up to the computer and asked what movie the poster was from.

"It's not a movie. Yet."

"Oh," he said. "It's from Starbucks."

What the hell? Apperently my house is more glass than I thought. Oh wait, those are just the windows. I'm okay.

Photo: Perez Hilton

Britney Spears: Lipo and Windex

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:08:00 GMT

There is a rumor that Britney may have had liposuction. I'm going to say no. First of all she doesn't look any different and second of all there isn't any bruising. I don't care how they sugarcoat it on Nip/Tuck, there has got to be some bruising. Maybe her boots had lipo.

The one thing that is true about this picture is that Britney's patio table gets more attention than anything else in her life (except Starbucks, Taco Bell and her dog). Does she own stock in Windex or something? I'm guessing that table is used for "entertaining" purposes and therefore requires the extra attention to detail.

Photos: BritneyGroupie

"Team Britney" Steals My Pet Name for FameCrawler

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:34:00 GMT

Welcome to Team Britney, bitches. The only thing sadder than the mess Britney Spears has made of her life is a group of people denying that it is happening. Team Britney, aka the board of Taco Bell shareholders, is a collection of Britney fans (judging by the photo I'd say it's a collection of all the Britney fans) that feel the star is being unfairly treated.

They also feel that the Holocaust never happened and that the moon landing was filmed in Burbank.

Membership is open to anyone with a love of Britney and a firm grasp on denial. That ain't a river, y'all.

Please send all dues and donations to FameCralwer, attn: Free $$ Department.

Photo: Britney Groupie

Britney Spears is Obsessed With Princess Diana, Figures

Whit Honea — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:44:00 GMT

What is the common thread between Britney Spears and Princess Diana? Paparazzi? Sure, there's that.

I think that's about it. That hasn't stopped Spears from obsessing over the late princess. Just as you would imagine, her passion for Diana borders on the same level of unhealthy as her need for Starbucks and Taco Bell, respectively. Sources claim that she has gone so far as to calling herself Diana Prince.

The bitch is crazy.

According to News of the World: “She’s utterly obsessed with Princess Diana. We’re worried about it. She’s turned one of the rooms in her house into a shrine to Di — there’s photos, books and cheap souvenirs everywhere. People close to Britney think it’s weird but no one dares tell her as she is so vulnerable right now. Anything could tip her over the edge. We’re all very worried as her behaviour is getting weirder by the day.”

Their same source also states that Spears fears she is doomed to face the same tragic end as Princess Diana. The way Britney drives I don't think the paparazzi should be her main concern.

Photo: Hollywood Backwash

Britney Spears Has Foot and Mouth Disease: Fat Lip Runs Over Paparazzi's Foot

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:28:00 GMT

Britney just settled her hit-and-run case. Now she's running over paparazzi. She probably thought he was a speed bump. Granted the guy is an idiot and deserved it. She should have just pounded him with her lip.

I wonder if the guy will sue. Life is just a big circle of accidents and court dates for Britney, isn't it? Oh yeah, I forgot Starbucks. Accidents, court dates and Starbucks. It's all very circular. And crazy.

Celebrity Babylon has video here.

Photo: Gossip Girls

Britney's Lip Service: Did She Get Work Done?

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 16:44:00 GMT

TMZ acquired a great photo of what appears to be some work on Britney's mouth. No, it wasn't sewn shut.

I guess someone has to work on Britney. Spears looks like she bit into a puffer fish. I think. What would that do exactly? I can only guess that she thinks making her mouth bigger will allow her extra space for her Taco Bell. Those lips can act like a waiting room. That's pretty, um, smart?

Maybe it's part of her Halloween costume. It's scary as hell.

Source: TMZ

No Starbucks, No Taco Bell Make Britney Go Crazy- This Time with Hunger

Whit Honea — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 22:57:00 GMT

I'm beginning to develop a theory as to what happened to Britney's first bite-sized dog.

I understand it's an acquired taste, but Britney is a trooper, she'll woof it down. Whew! Yes, that's my best shot. Give me break, I'm sick.

I bet PETA will have better luck with it.

Photo: Gossip Girls

If I Controlled Britney Spears' Crazy

Whit Honea — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:04:00 GMT

Britney Spears trapped Toby Maguire (actual size) and is now carrying him around as a literal breath of fresh air. He is a modern day pocket of rose petals. Apparently the air in her car smells highly of Taco Bell and ashtrays and just isn't safe to breathe. Toby, however, smells fantastic.

Jayden is either very concerned for Toby, his mother, or is choking on cloves and chalupas. Damn Brit, give the kid a Pepsi.

When asked if he was okay, a spandex-clad Maguire just replied, "Rock on," and made the little devil-horn fist. I think he may be getting secondhand crazy from Britney's exhaust.

Don't worry Jayden, when you're choking in your daddy's car it will at least pack a contact high, although the way Federline is going it may just be bus fumes.

Sadly, this story doesn't sound any crazier than what she really does, except the caring about fresh air part. I should have made the toy a voodoo doll, but if something happened to Toby Maguire today I would never forgive myself- plus I would be a little afraid of Britney. More so.

Photo: Babyrazzi

Tabloid Round Up Presents The Case Against Kevin Federline: Life and Style

Whit Honea — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:00:00 GMT

Sorry Life & Style, you could have been a part of all the fun earlier if you could have been bothered to update your site in time. Oh well, we'll still humor you.

The thing about K-Fed is that no matter what, he's still K-Fed. Is this whole mess about the children or the Benjamins? Probably both. The thing is Kevin, you shouldn't gloat. Just because you have finally managed to be on the higher road for once in your life doesn't mean you should poke sticks at the person on the lower. Well, maybe a few pokes, but come on, man, be cool.

How sad must Britney be for her own family to jump into Camp Ex-Fed? The guy is a tool, yet by comparison he's looking like dad of the year. Life & Style is claiming that Britney's family is pulling for her to lose the kids and that some will testify against her in this "private" custody battle. That's gotta hurt.

You know what always makes me feel better when my own family turns on me and backs some idiot (this happened in the last two elections)? A couple of smokes, some Starbucks, a tall glass of schnapps and something of off T-Bell's dollar menu, 'cuz after that I'm full. Well, sometimes I'll go hook-up with a random stranger in the pool, but only if there are photographers around.

Maybe I'll go down to the pool now.

Angelina Jolie and Maddox Make a Run for the Border

Whit Honea — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:01:00 GMT

No, they didn't flee the country or stop at Taco Bell (Hi Britney!). They did, however, stop in at Borders bookstore in Chicago. I bet Maddox, sporting the new mohawk cut, had a bunch of birthday giftcards just burning a hole in his pocket. I hope he bought something good like comic books, but something tells me Mom might have forced the educational angle. Book learnin' seems like something she'd push, doesn't it?

Photo: Pacific Coast News for use on FameCrawler

Britney Spears Loses Her Cool: Did She Have Any Cool Left?

Whit Honea — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 19:00:00 GMT

I actually feel sorry for Britney Spears. The girl can't catch a break. Granted, she brings about 99.9% of it on herself, but still, it can't be easy falling apart in the public eye. She decided to "vent" at a paparazzi, and as fate would have it, it was caught on tape (the part that the media is running with is right at the beginning, the rest is her posing in a parking lot).

Is this another example of Spears staging some crazy, or an actual meltdown? It's hard to say. However, as a parent with two small boys myself, I do have some empathy for her. Days can become frustrating, and the last thing anyone wants, even attention needy trainwrecks, is someone in your face.

I hope Spears was able to go home and relax with some coffee and a couple packs of cigarettes and really let her hair down (off), before she went out for the evening. I don't want to find out she screamed at the kid working the window at Taco Bell.

Christina Aguilera Supports Britney's Parenting Style: Provides Me With Job Security

Whit Honea — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 23:04:00 GMT

Ms. Dirtty, Christina Aguilera, has come forward to show her support of the superb parenting that her fellow Mouseketeer is currently displaying. No, she's not talking about Justin Timberlake, although he spends about as much time with Britney's kids as she does, but is in fact talking about Spears.

Says Xtina, "Britney is a good person and a good mom. She's been under so much pressure since she was a child. I don't think any of us should judge her or jump to conclusions. She loves her boys (Sean Preston and Jayden James) and they're turning out great."

Of course Britney has had a crazy life. We've never suggested she doesn't love her children. She just loves clubbing, dressing trashy,Taco Bell, puppy mills, Starbucks, and cigarettes too. It's understandable. A girl needs her space, right?

Paris Hilton Not Only Thinks Outside The Bun, She Looks Like She's Got One in the Oven

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 13:15:00 GMT

Hard to believe, but I have a lot in common with Kathy Hilton, Paris' mom. We both have two daughters, both like to spend our husband's cash, and more than likely we'll both be driving through Taco Bell on Tuesday.

The jailbird/heiress was released early Tuesday and her family has said that Hilton has been wanting to make a run for the border. There's a good chance that my kids will be demanding a trip to The Bell (as us hip insiders like to call it) as well, seeing as we've gone a whole three days without any fast-food and the trans-fat levels in their bodies are at a dangerous low.

Uh, and speaking of bodies - does it look here like Paris' could be growing another one? Could be she's craving that Chalupa Supreme for a reason.

[photo: Flynet]