FameCrawler : Tape

Which Spears is Getting Married?

trix — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:33:00 GMT

X17 is reporting that one of Britney's family members is gettin' hitched. Who could it be?

Britney's brother Bryan is set to marry his fiance Graciella Sanchez, Jamie Lynn's manager. The wedding is set to take place on New Years Eve, they are going to ring in the new year with a bang.

Will there be a new Spears' baby in the works soon? Will they be able to keep it hush hush and not be exploited, like Britney and Jamie Lynn's babies?

Congrats and best wishes to the couple!

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Best of FameCrawler: 9-19-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Pam Anderson Marries Fat Old Guy (Photos)

CNN Newsmaker Found Dead With Child At Side

Sarah Palin's Daughter Caught Doing Drugs On Tape

Amy Poehler Crying About Everything These Days

Ryan and Redmond O'Neal Arrested for Meth Possession (Photos)

Megan Fox in a Bikini!

Josh Howard Hates America? The National Anthem Video

Sarah Palin's Tanning Bed

Mary Louise Parker Naked on Weeds: Photo!

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Splitting Up?

All I Want For Christmas Is A Sarah Palin Action Figure

Keira Knightley's Odd Reason For Wanting To Be Pregnant

Jack "Mixed Tape" Black

Whit Honea — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:32:00 GMT

Ah, the mixed tape. Nothing says who you are better than a personal playlist.

Jack Black is “pretty proud” regarding a playlist he created on his iPod. Black made it to better bond with his oldest son Samuel. Says the musical daddy, “He’s got great rhythm and loves to dance. I think I cracked the code."

Some samples from the mix include:

Dee-Lite’s “Groove Is in the Heart”

Abba’s “Dancing Queen”

Weezer’s “Surfwax America”

Stevie Wonder’s “Higher Ground” - not to be confused with the cover by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, although it's also a good version

What? No Tenacious D?

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Angelina Jolie Vows Revenge

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:23:00 GMT

Jack Black better watch his back. Angelina Jolie may have laughed off his slip of tongue, but when the cameras stopped the claws came out.

According to reporter Natalie Morales, "When I switched off the tape, Angelina said: 'I'll get Jack, don't you worry.' She wasn't angry at all, really calm.

"She said, 'What do you know about Jack? It's hard to get revenge because he's so out there. He has no secrets!'"

Oh, it's on. Too bad, I'll miss Jack Black. He was funny.

The tape in question.

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Daddy Rock: Coldplay's "Violet Hill" Video

Whit Honea — Sun, 18 May 2008 19:29:00 GMT

Daddy Chris Martin, frontman of Coldplay, is having a banner summer. His wife Gwyneth Paltrow has a little movie out called Iron Man and he's got a new album. Looks like Apple and Moses will be able to get that new V-Smile game they've been eyeing.

Here's Chris and the lads with their new video for "Violet Hill."

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David Arquette Busted: Hospital Porn!

Whit Honea — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:39:00 GMT

What's up with the men that Courteney Cox marries? First Matthew Perry likes to watch whales get it on, what? That was on Friends? So what? It doesn't change the fact that her real husband David Arquette was busted by some nosy lady for watching porn in the lobby of a hospital. He was waiting for a family member's surgery to be performed.

He's a family man! Coco will be disgusted.

The thing is, it wasn't porn. He was just doing a bit of editing on Dirt, the show that his wife is on for the FX channel. It must be steamy.

I drank beer in a hospital lobby once. We didn't get busted, but it still felt inappropriate.

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Famecrawler: Stories You Loved and Hated

Karen — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:04:00 GMT

Either way, Famecrawler editors are more than happy to highlight some of the celebricrap that has transpired of late:

- Oscar De La Hoya was caught in fishnet stockings, and we have the pics to prove it. Or do we? There were rumours of Photoshop at work!

- Jerry Seinfeld's wife Jessica was on Oprah and released a cookbook that is a hit with parents, but will kids eat cookies with mashed veggies in them?

- Catherine wants to smack Elizabeth Hasslebeck upside the head. I'm right behind you Catherine, I even dug my Doc Martens out of the basement. When this loudmouth takes maternity leave, why don't they just replace her with Ann Coulter, or better yet, Bill Maher?

- J-Lo pulled a publicity stunt that made us all wonder why she bothered. It's not like anyone cares if she's pregnant with twins. The whole secrecy thing was overdone and I'm pretty sure we've all lost interest but her charade was good for a few laughs.

- The fact that Martha Stewart pays $28,000 a MONTH to get her daughter knocked up? Creepy!

- Disney's Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus came clean on pregnancy and street cred.

- Britney Spears has been in our headlines constantly, but her constant leakage has been popular. Check out this hilarious parody video that Sweatpants Mom posted! Oh baby, not that kind of leakage, though she's definitely shown us some of that. No no kids, I mean the songs, the video and most importantly, the UNCUT version. With boobies! Here's 12 reasons NOT to bother buying the album though. You're welcome. If that's not enough, there is always her sex tape!

Pinkeye and Courts Got Ya Down? Britney Goes Somewhere She Shouldn't at 2am (With Video)

Whit Honea — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:22:00 GMT

There is nothing wrong with Britney going out if she doesn't have the kids, which recently is every night. I used to do that too, when I was 22. It just seems like she would want to lie low at some point. Personally, if I showed up hours late to court with a case of pillowfart-eye and bedhead where my hair should be, and somehow won my weak case despite everyone from God to Batman knowing Commissioner Gordon should just turn me out, well, it seems like staying in for the night might be a good idea. Just one freakin' night.

Not Brit Brit, that girl doesn't know 'no' (as you will see in her SEX TAPE). Here she is with music producer J.R. Rotem going somewhere beside home at 2 in the morning:

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Uncut 'Gimme More' Video: Britney Shows Boobs! Did We Want this Much More?

Whit Honea — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:32:00 GMT

Jesus, really? Yes. An uncut version of Britney Spears' Gimme More video has appeared on YouTube. The video is NSWE (Not Safe While Eating) Enjoy it while you can.

The censored version can be found here. If you want to see even more of Britney, there is always the soon-to-be-released sex tape!

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Pam Anderson and Rick Salomom in 'When Sex Tapes Collide': A Wedding Story

Whit Honea — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:23:00 GMT

Well, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomom did it. Two of the more popular sex tape stars of our time have come together in holy matrimony. I feel a greatest hits coming on.

In case you are unaware, Rick Salomom is the object of attention in Paris Hilton's entry to celebrity porn. Pam Anderson was the girl in the rest of them.

I'll be honest. I've never seen the home movie in which Pam Anderson and Brett Michaels rock the love, but I've been ~~lonely~~ lucky enough to see part of the film with Tommy Lee, and I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say Pam is in for a ~~big~~ disappointment.

According to Us Weekly: Anderson wore a white Valentino mini-skirt; Solomon wore a black tux with a black beenie. The backyard of the villa was decorated with white roses, and white petals were spread on the ground to create a path to a fountain where the couple exchanged their vows. For desert: white cupcakes and a four tier white wedding cake. “It was a beautiful ceremony,” said one guest. The wedding song was No Ordinary Love by Sade.

No ordinary love? No shit. Was anyone else surprised that they wore clothes?

On the bright side, if stars of sex tapes are finding love, then there may be hope for Britney Spears and her little porno too. Maybe she could marry Cisco Alder. They're both nuts.

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Baldwin and Basinger: War of the Roses 2007

Whit Honea — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:31:00 GMT

Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger are not happy. Their child custody trial stretched for hours on Friday, well after the courtroom was closed.

"This is a waste of my (expletive) time," Baldwin said.

The two are fighting for custody, but it's bigger than that.

Apparently there was a tape, there always is, and most of us have heard it. Baldwin left a phone message for his 11-year-old daughter, Ireland, in which he called her "a rude, thoughtless little pig." I thought it was kind of sweet.

Baldwin has since apologized for his remarks and he accuses Basinger of leaking the tape, which she denies.

There remains quite the uproar. Did you notice? The ugliness that has been Baldwin vs. Basinger doesn't look like it will end anytime soon. I hope not. It's so much more interesting than Paris.