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Jennifer Lopez Explains Whoring Out Her Children

Karl Erikson — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Lots of celebrity superparents are selling photos of their kids these days. It has nothing to do with prostituting your children, honestly. I mean, that's not legal, even in Amsterdam. Not until the kids are 16, anyway. No, selling photos of your children is perfectly legal and a great way to make money. Because, you know, celebrities like Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Lopez are incredibly poor.

JLo says that she decided to accept People Magazine's offer to put her kids on the cover because she wanted to "set them up" in life. "I think one of the reasons that the price went so high," says Jennifer, "is that we didn’t want to do it for so long. We weren’t into it. I was like, ‘No, I don’t really want to. No. No way.’ But then it got to the point that you go, ‘Well, now you’re being stupid with these offers’. I thought I can set them up. I can put this away just for them. We gave a little bit (away to charity) and I saved the rest for them."

Yeah, without all those millions that JLo and her hubbie took from People, Max and Emme would be penniless for the rest of their lives. This way Max and Emme will never again have to work for a living, just like Mommy and Daddy. Hell, why even go to school? They can just sit home all their lives, watching The Wiggles and playing World of Warcraft.

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People's Best Dressed Celebrities List

Karl Erikson — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:31:00 GMT

Like Blackstone's annual list of the best and worst dressed celebs, People has their own annual version and it's hitting the stands next week. I'm far more interested in their Worst Dressed List, but they haven't yet released that. So you'll just have to settle for their ten Best Dressed List, some of whom are favorite celeb moms here at Famecrawler. Take a gander.

FERGIE

A pretty girl, she's dressing much better lately than she did years back when she started with the Black Eyed Peas. She's finally learned that some things are best left to the imagination.

ANNE HATHAWAY

Doesn't know how to pick boyfriends worth a damn, but she sure rocks the glamour in fashion. She reminds me of a 21st century Audrey Hepburn.

KATE HUDSON

She'd have a hard time trying to look like crap. She's adorable, even if she has no earthly idea how to select a good movie script. Seriously, Dane Cook? Are you TRYING to fail, Kate?

HEIDI KLUM

Gorgeous in most anything she wears, she certainly belongs on the Runway.

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EVA MENDES

I've had a crush on Eva ever since I first saw her in "Hitch." Muy caliente!

MICHELLE OBAMA

Michelle looks elegant, confident, and like a primo potential First Lady. I hope to see her on Saturday in Jacksonville. One of my best friends is trying to convert me into an Obamamaniac. She's got a hard sell in front of her. Still, Michelle is classy all the way.

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GWYNETH PALTROW

She could use some more meat on her bones, but Gwyneth is a top-notch actress who knows how to wear a frock.

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SARAH JESSICA PARKER

Hard to believe this is the same girl that used to play in the sitcom "Square Pegs." Anyone else remember that? Nowadays, she's got a new face and a new style all her own. Thanks to designers, of course.

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RIHANNA

Beautiful girl with a hairdo that all the ladies seem to be stealing.

CHARLIZE THERON

Knows how to bring the drama on screen and off. Saw her on "The View" the other day and she is just stunning. Except for in that movie "Monster." That was an amazing job they did with the makeup. At least I'm saying it was makeup because if that's what Charlize looks like WITHOUT makeup...well, I can't even consider that.

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Why Did J. Lo Pull Out of Project Runway?

Karl Erikson — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:02:00 GMT

That's the $1,000,000 question, isn't it? It sure as hell wasn't because of a foot injury, as originally reported. If it was, that was the fastest healing foot injury on record, because Lopez completed a triathlon over the weekend in Malibu in 2 hours and 23 minutes. So that excuse was utter bullshit.

Heidi Klum is FURIOUS that J. Lo pulled out of the "Project Runway" finale. "Heidi went from one big-name judge for the finale to none. It was embarrassing, especially the excuse that Lopez was hurt," says a source.

Jennifer was really hoping for this part in an upcoming Weinstein movie and she was told she wasn't getting the part. That reportedly happened the day before she pulled out of Runway. "She was angry, so she pulled out," says the source.

According to Lopez' rep Leslie Sloane, "Lopez pulled out of Runway because she had an injury and had to have it rehabbed so she could compete in the triathlon. She has no issues with Harvey Weinstein."

Um, right. So if her foot is all rehabbed, why couldn't she still make the finale? I'll tell you why...because J. Lo is a lying bitch who doesn't keep her commitments. Is it any wonder why she didn't get that movie part she wanted?

Bah, the show is better off without her. Anything that gets Tim Gunn more screen time is a blessing.

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Auf Wiedersehen to Jennifer Lopez

Karl Erikson — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 11:35:00 GMT

One minute you're in, the next you're out. As quickly as she was picked to be a final judge in "Project Runway," Heidi Klum says "auf Wiedersehen" to Jennifer Lopez. Word on the street is that J-Lo dropped out because of a foot injury. TRANSLATION: J-Lo is worried we'll all see just what crappy taste she has.

Instead, Tim Gunn will fill in and he has vowed to be unbiased. God, I love Tim Gunn. I have a little man crush on him. Make it work, Tim, make it work.

Lopez is married to singer Marc Anthony. They have twins, Emme Marbiel and Maximilian David, who were born in February.

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Heidi Klum: Now With Less Nanny!

HerBadMother — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:25:00 GMT

So, wow, from the looks of this picture Heidi Klum is rolling with at least one or two fewer nannies than usual. I only see one in the background there. Of course, they could just all be just out of frame, but Heidi's looking pretty comfortable schlepping the boy - and she has been photographed being pretty hands-on with the playdates recently - so I'm guessing that maybe one or two of them have been getting some days off.

Anyway. How cute is the boy, for seriously? Nothin' cuter than a toddler who insists upon wearing his Spiderman costume everywhere. An awesome look that they really should do something with on Project Runway. (Challenge: turn children's superhero costumes into club wear. They'd be just the right size for the models, the muscle padding would make for good bustiers, and it would just be fantastically postmodern.)

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Project Runway Goes Down Under

Whit Honea — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 22:13:00 GMT

Look out Hiedi Klum, you may have a cat fight on the catwalk (which, fyi, I'm too sexy for). Two high-profile Aussies have applied for the job. Elle Macpherson and Naomi Watts would both love to fill Klum's role in the new Australia version of Project Runway.

I'm surprised Hugh Jackman didn't apply.

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Bravo Gets Bitten: Sarah Jessica Parker Guests on Project Runway

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:44:00 GMT

Sarah Jessica Parker was a guest judge on Bravo's Project Runway tonight. The prize for the winning design? The piece will become part of Parker's own line, Bitten, and will be sold in Steve & Barry's stores nationwide. By the way a couple of the contestants were crying when they met SJP you would've thought they just scored a lead role in the upcoming Sex and the City movie.

Bitten has been getting lots of publicity lately, mainly for it's affordable pricing: every piece in the line is priced at $19.98 or less. That wouldn't have even bought a single clothes hanger for Parker's fashion-obsessed SITC character, Carrie Bradshaw.

[photo: People.com]