FameCrawler : U2

Bono, Son John, and the Beach

Karl Erikson — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:35:00 GMT

While enjoying a little vacay with the fam at St. Barts, Bono is seen here hanging with 7-year-old son John. Bono has been with wife Alison Hewson since 1975. Together, the couple have four children: daughters Jordan (20) and Memphis (18), and sons Elijah (10) and John.

Bono has a new U2 album out, "No Line on the Horizon."

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U2's Bono Explains Why He Flirts With Teenagers In Bikinis?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:09:00 GMT

Remember when U2 frontman Bono and a friend (who by the way, are both pushing 50, oh and Bono is married with four kids) were seen last September in St Tropez, canoodling with two 19-year-old bikini-clad girls? If your memory is failing you, or you never heard the story, you can read it here. I'll wait. So, now Bono explains why he likes doing such things. Or at least that's what I'm guessing he's trying to tell us.

Bono, who is married to Alison Hewson, and has four kids with her, including two daughters - Jordan 19, and Memphis Eve, 17 - is afraid his kids, particularly his girls, find him boring. Hey, that's what happens when you have kids - you might think you're still cool, but trust me, your teenagers, do not. Deal.

During a recent dinner party, in which Jay-Z and Beyonce were present, Bono overheard his teen girls talking about him, and he overheard daughter Jordan giving her opinion of him.

Bono said, "I went in to get some wine out of the fridge and I heard her talking to her friends, because she loves Jay-Z and Beyonce.

"I heard her saying, 'He's probably boring their a***s off talking about Africa.' And, actually, I think I was at the time."

He adds it's not the first time he annoyed his brood. "There was a funny moment on the last tour when there were formal objections by our kids to some of the music that was being played at the aftershow party."

I see. I get it. ~~Not~~. You're clinging to that last piece of your youth, and your kids think you're boring, so why not flirt (and who knows what else allegedly went on) with girls in bikinis, who are young enough to be your daughters (and remember, you're married?) and then perhaps your kids will think you're still cool and not so boring after all. I see where he's going with the whole 'I'm fawning over girls who are scantily-clad even though I'm married, and it would probably mortify my kids but heck, I do not want anyone, including my children to think I'm boring', so I'll act inappropriate with teenage girls.

Actually, I still think it's creepy. I'd be interested to know if his wife and children have seen the pics?

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Photos: Bono Cozying Up With Bikini-Clad Teenage Girls!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:36:00 GMT

I'm not sure why U2 singer Bono, 48, is canoodling with 19-year-old chicks in bikinis but it's creepy OK? Knock, knock, hello? Bono is married with four children and I don't know what kind of freedoms he and his wife have in place, but it doesn't look good when a dude, who is pushing 50 (who's married with kids remember?), is cuddling with teenage girls. In bikinis. Creepy. Did I mention that?

More pics after the jump!

Pictures taken in September in St Tropez, show Bono with long-time pal Simon Carmody, musician and former member of Irish band Golden Horde, with two chicks in bikinis on a private yacht. They look to be having a great time.

Just last week Bono was with his wife and children at Disneyland in California after appearing at a conference to make a call to "change the world." I wonder if she's seen the photos? Or his kids?

The girls (both 19 - blah blah blah, yes they're "of age" but still, creepy mmkay?), Andrea Feick an American fashion student, and Hannah Emerson, from Britain, met up with the two men and apparently did some partying and posted the photos on Facebook. Gotta love Facebook.

Feick told the The Mail that she had known Bono for a few years but said their relationship had never crossed the line beyond friendship. Wait - they've been "friends" for a few years? Like when she was 15 or 16? Okay, now it's creepier. And not to say it's something perverted but she is sitting on his lap in a bikini and Bono looks, well, happy. Again, creeping me out.

Andrea said, "I think that for somebody who's much older than I am...no thank you.

"No... God no! God no! He's a friend of mine and that's pretty much it. I'm not going to get into details, but it's a small world."

Feick had announced publicly on a message to her friend, "So Bono and Simon called me yesterday and they arrived in Cannes today, so looks like we'll have a plan! :)"

After some huggy huggy time, a stroll on the beach, cocktails at the Nikki Beach bar, the group boarded a luxury, $24 million yacht owned by U2 guitarist The Edge.

They all partied into the night on the yacht, and later Miss Feick posed wearing Bono's Castro-style peaked cap. The party then moved to St Tropez outside the Oxybar.

I'm sure this is all very innocent. *Cough*.

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Madonna's Insane Airport Security Fashion Choices

Karl Erikson — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:38:00 GMT

Um, I don't really want to make fun of anyone, especially Madonna. Oh, wait. Yes I do.

Would you LOOK at this outfit she's wearing in the security check-in line at the Berlin airport? WTF?

Clearly this is a woman who is not used to lowering herself by flying commercial. God forbid she should actually, oh I don't know, get DRESSED.

I swear I want to be a gajillionnaire so I can leave the house in whatever the hell I want and not give a shit.

I give up. Every joke on this photo is far too easy. Give me something I can work with.

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Madonna's Secret Pre Concert Rituals

Karl Erikson — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Madonna's Sticky and Sweet concert tour is officially underway. Yep, she's 50 and she can still work it like a virgin. OK, would you believe material girl?

Being on a major world tour is a lot of work, and a lot of time away from home, so Lourdes is often with her on the road. I wonder what it's like to have Madonna for a mom? I mean, do you freak out every time she sneezes, just like the rest of the world does? Do you still roll your eyes at her and pretend she's not cool, just like the rest of the world does? Is Lola texting her friends with "OMG. U wld not blv teh crap shez wearing 2da"? Hey, you don't wonder about this stuff? I do.

For Lourdes, being around musical gods is no biggie. In fact, she was around for the second date on her mom's European tour recently when Elton John and Bono were watching the show. I know! I was surprised to hear that, too. What happened to the bitchslapping session between Madonna and Elton John when he accused her of lip-syncing a few years back?You can't depend on blood feuds lasting long enough these days, I swear.

Madonna is definitely Mommy, though. Backstage at her shows, there's a kids' playroom right next to her dressing room. As for her little pre-show rituals, Madonna likes to get a massage and facial before she hits hair and makeup. Then she likes to do some exercise and get centered with her eery third Kaballah eye, located oddly enough just below her left nipple. She calls it Madge.

OK, I may have made that last bit up.

About the exercise.

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Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:30:00 GMT

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The Jolie-Pitts: Beach Babes On The Edge

Sassy Smith — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:04:00 GMT

Sunny, sandy beach, beautiful blue water, hot "babes," and throw in a little U2. What could be better?

Lots more pics after the jump

Brad Pitt, pregnant Angelina Jolie and three of their four kids - Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3 - joined guitarist/keyboardist David Evans "The Edge" (from the band U2) for a beach stroll. They were actually quite near to Bono's home in the South of France.

Angie sat and rested with Brad took turns taking the kids to the water's edge.

There's also a blurry photo of Brad working on his tan - yum. I mean, tanning is bad for you.

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Bono Likes a Mommy Sandwich

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:05:00 GMT

When he isn't busy with his humanitarian work or singing with that band he's in, Bono likes to nestle himself between the ladies. In this case they happen to be rocker moms Sheryl Crow and Gwen Stefani. Obviously Bono considers himself the meat in this sandwich. I'm going to stop that thought right there.

Actually this photo is from the 4th Annual Black Ball concert Thursday at New York's Hammerstein Ballroom. Bono was being honored that night for his work on behalf of AIDS education. Go Bono! Give the man a drink! And a sandwich.

[photo: People.com]