FameCrawler : Vanessa Minillo

Hollywood is for (Ex)Lovers: Courtney and David Arquette Fight the Odds

Whit Honea — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:21:00 GMT

According to a poll on Parade.com Americans, or bored people in other internet savvy countries, have ranked Hollywood couples in order of those most likely to succeed. Courtney Cox and David Arquette who have been married for eight years and have a three-year-old daughter, Coco, received the largest slice of the vote at 59%. No shit. Look at the rest of the rankings.

I can't believe that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo took third. All they have to show is an alleged sex-tape. At least share the tape so we can see if there is any chemistry. How can I make my vote in confidence? They even ranked higher than Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Wait, I guess that isn't surprising.

Lindsay Lohan Will Freakin' Cut You

Whit Honea — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Lindsay Lohan, full-time bad girl and part-time actress, is out of control and doesn't want us to forget it. Recently, just to keep us on our toes, she posed for a series of odd and provocative photos with Vanessa Minillo. In the pictures, Minillo, girlfriend of Nick Lachey, appears just seconds away from having her neck sliced by a knife and cigarette wielding Lohan. Either that or they are going to make out. It could go either way. Lachey could not be contacted for his preference.

The reason for the pictures remains unknown, other than to be posted across the internet. No evidence toward the cause of their behavior has been found. My guess? They drank it. One liter of "Evidence" Daniel's. Of course, that's just my take.