FameCrawler : Victoria Beckham pregnant

Celebrities That Should Never, Ever Spawn

HerBadMother — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:21:00 GMT

Seriously. I don't think that the universe could handle any multiplication of this couple's genetic code. I mean, the combined measure of their total soul-sucking vapidity is already threatening to bust a black hole in the wafer-thin fabric of popular culture - can you imagine if they multiplied?

And yet Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt seem determined to keep threatening us with that very possibility. Engagement rumors, sex tape rumors, and now this: they're saying that they want to emulate one of Celebrityland's most fertile couples, the Beckhams. They say it's because of the couple's branding savvy, but we all know what that means. You think Posh and Becks stay in the headlines because of their talent? Please. They stay in the headlines because we're all waiting to see if Becks is going to sperminate her again.

Please, Speidi. DON'T DO IT. We cannot handle it. Make however many bad videos/bad songs/bad websites/bad reality shows as you want, but don't, DON'T, spawn.

kthxbai.

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The Beckhams, All Costumed Up

HerBadMother — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:05:00 GMT

So, Posh and Becks hit the Costume Gala at the Met, and can I say? They look downright scary. Actually, correct that: she looks downright scary.

He looks pretty dapper, actually, all scrubbed up and in a tux. She, on the other hand, looks like a wax replica of herself - a wax replica with hip dysplasia and some weird see-through housecoat. Also, she looks orange, and about forty-five years old. Which is a good look for a fifty-year old Oompa Loompa channelling Miss Havesham, but for Victoria Beckham? Not so much.

And can I say? If she is pregnant, as is rumored, then it is the most CONCAVE pregnancy on human record. Just sayin'.

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Pregnant Posh! Beckham Baby on the Way!

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:58:00 GMT

The British tabloid Closer is reporting that Victoria Beckham is pregnant. Posh and husband David Beckham have 3 boys and have made no secret of their desire for a little girl. Rumors have been circulating for awhile that the couple might be expecting, but recently the speculation has increased. It's even been noted that Posh hasn't been drinking! What! It must be true. Everyone knows that a sober star is a pregnant star.

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Posh Thinks Amy Winehouse Is A 'Style Icon,' And, Also, That Shoulder-Pads Are 'Hot'

HerBadMother — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 22:45:00 GMT

Didn't 'heroin chic' go out in, like, the nineties? Somebody needs to tell Victoria Beckham, who's been going around singing the style praises of Amy 'Don't Make Me Go To Rehab' Winehouse.

Beckham - who may or may not be pregnant, and so very possibly not in her right mind - said recently that Amy "has a real sense of style that I just love. She's very much a fashion icon and I adore what she wears. She's so unique and original."

Okay, unique and original, maybe. But coke-streaked nostrils went out with shoulder-pads, didn't they?

Beckham went on to say: "I've never met her but I just love her music - I've always got it on at home with David and the children. She's an amazing singer."

Well, there you go. Posh has never actually seen Amy Winehouse. That would explain a lot.

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Posh: Denial Ain't Just A River In Egypt

HerBadMother — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:02:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham told Larry King on Monday night that she is not pregnant. Also, she told him that hubby David is "very loyal," which must be a very loosely interpreted term in the Beckham household, seeing as he's admitted to at least one extra-marital affair (with former nanny Rebecca Loos). So, is dear Posh just big on denial, or is she really not pregnant, and really convinced of her husband's eternal fidelity, and really, you know, a totally authentic, totally real chick with actual singing talent and real boobs?

I like Victoria Beckham, I really do, deep down in that perverse core of me that likes hard, ambitious girls in spiky heels, but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth. So, not pregnant? Maybe not. But that new bleach-free hair-do and the trips to baby stores and the mid-concert proclamations of Spice mates all argue otherwise. (And? When Perez insists that a rumor is not true - as he did with J-Lo's preggo rumors, and is doing now with the Posh rumors - I assume the opposite to be true.) So, for the moment - Larry King and Perez Hilton, Posh-whores both, notwithstanding - I'm sticking with the story that there's a fourth Beckham on the way. And that those boobs are fake.

CLICK HERE to see the video (pregnancy denials in part II)

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Beckham Bares Bottom, Again

HerBadMother — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:33:00 GMT

I suppose his bottom isn't really bare, is it? It's tightly wrapped in Armani boy-panties, which is the point, I suppose, seeing as he's stripped down for the express purpose of selling Armani underwear. I gotta say, no wonder Victoria keeps insisting that he impregnate her - he is one smokin' piece of man-flesh. A little fey in character, maybe, but indisputably cut.

I love that he always puts on that grr-rawr face when he's showing off his body - like he's an angry half-naked person, who deeply resents that he's been forced to disrobe, when in fact we all know that he luuuuurves taking off his clothes and thrusting his nether regions (fore or aft) toward a camera. I suppose, though, that a big cheese-eating grin might undermine the deeply serious panty-couture vibe that they're going for with these ads.

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Posh Pregnant

HerBadMother — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 15:40:00 GMT

The rumors have been flying for a while now, but apparently it's true: Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, is pregnant with Baby Becks #4.

In what might have been the strangest celebrity pregnancy announcement ever, Geri Halliwell - Ginger Spice - blurted out the news in the middle of a performance of the song Wannabe at a Spice Girls concert at the Staples Center in LA, shouting "she's pregnant!" and pointing at Posh mid-performance.

If that wasn't scripted, I'm guessing that Ginger got a good talking-to off-stage.

Beckham reps have been denying rumors of a pregnancy for weeks now, but this is about as good a source and as good confirmation - live! mid-concert! - as it gets.

AS WE REPORTED HERE LAST WEEK: SEE THE VIDEO!

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Baby Beckham: Is Posh Spice Pregnant?

Whit Honea — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 17:36:00 GMT

Apparently during a Spice Girls concert last night Ginger Spice announced that Posh, aka Victoria Beckham, is pregnant.

Watch the video and decide for yourself (around the 1:45 mark).

Photo: Daily Mail

Kate Walsh Pregnant With Triplets?

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:40:00 GMT

Has the former Grey's Anatomy actress been getting in a little extra Private Practice? Actually, the rumor was a clever, cheap way for me to get both of Kate Walsh's TV shows into one sentence. But Walsh started tongues wagging with a remark she made to an Extra correspondent in response to rumors that she is expecting a child with her husband, TV executive Alex Young. "I'm pregnant with triplets now and I feel really good," she quipped, but later added,"Right now, my baby is Private Practice...she is beautiful, strong, and growing every week."

Nice cover, Kate, but here at FameCrawler we're paid to sniff out these rumors. What's with the loose fitting dress? Any odd cravings lately? We'll be waiting - I'm certain someone will catch you next week buying baby clothes and planning a nursery.

[photo: UsMagazine.com]