FameCrawler : Waitress

Sarah Palin: Miss Alaska Pageant Video

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:13:00 GMT

Sarah Palin, long before she was the GOP candidate for vice-president, long before she was the governor of Alaska, long before she was the mayor of whatever that town is called, long before she was a TV sports reporter, long before she was a mother or married, she was a beauty queen. She was in the Miss Alaska Pageant, and this is that pageant. Swimsuit edition.

Mind you, this is not a post of judgment. I'm not a hater of the beauty pageant. I can't say I've ever watched one, other than being forced by my wife to sit through Miss Congeniality, and wait, maybe I do hate pageants. That movie sucked. I digress. I don't believe that being a beauty queen in a life before kids and politics has anything to do with who she is now- although Todd Palin may disagree.

Here, in all her 1980ish glory is Sarah Palin, before she was a Palin:

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Sarah Palin: Now She's a Racist?

Whit Honea — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:27:00 GMT

Obviously I'm not impressed with the GOP choice of Sarah Palin. That's the burden of common sense. However, even I'm getting tired of writing about her.

The thing is, ours is to cover celebrity and parents and poke the fun. Sarah Palin, with all apologies to the Jolie-Pitts, is the most famous parent in the world right now and therefore warrants our attention. The constant soap opera that surrounds her is just too much to ignore. Too much.

Now there is a server at a Juneau restaurant claiming Governor Palin used racist and sexist terminology, loudly and publicly, in regard to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, respectively. From the LA Progressive:

According to Lucille, the waitress serving her table at the time and who asked that her last name not be used, Gov. Palin was eating lunch with five or six people when the subject of the Democrat’s primary battle came up. The governor, seemingly not caring that people at nearby tables would likely hear her, uttered the slur and then laughed loudly as her meal mates joined in appreciatively.

What did she say, allegedly? “So Sambo beat the bitch!” Nice.

She may not win the vice presidency, but I wouldn't put Role Model of the Year out her reach just yet.

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Surprise! George Clooney's A Dad!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:35:00 GMT

George Clooney is one hot pop. At least according to patrons of swank Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor. The boutique polled their customers and asked who they thought was the hottest dad or dad-to-be in Hollywood, and childless Clooney was inexplicably on the list.

Dad-to-be Matthew McConaughey took first place (must be that smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom chest of his) and Ashton Kutcher came in second. Clooney came in third with an impressive 836 votes.

Maybe there's something George isn't telling us, or maybe those votes were cast by 836 friends of Sarah Larson who are trying to send the "Michael Clayton" actor a message.

Then again, could be that George just used the phrase, 'Come to Daddy' a little too often around town.

Sarah Larson's Biological Clock Ticked Too Loudly For George Clooney?

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George Clooney and Sarah Larson: Boobs, Not Babies Blamed For Breakup

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:05:00 GMT

George Clooney likes small boobs. Which, contrary to what the restraining order says, means he could love me after all. Reports are saying that Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson split not because her biological clock was too loud, but because her boobs were too big. Yes, I've heard guys really hate that.

The actor apparently dumped the ex-cocktail waitress after she ignored his advice and went ahead and had her breasts surgically enhanced.

"George really didn't want her to get the boob job," a source tells In Touch Weekly. "Although she asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed."

I guess it was the changing of bandages and not the changing of diapers that scared George off.

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Sarah Larson's Biological Clock Ticked Too Loudly For George Clooney?

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:05:00 GMT

If you're like me, you've been unable to sleep at night wondering why George Clooney dumped Sarah Larson. While we may never know (do you know how hard it is to hack into George Clooney's Blackberry?) I have a theory.

Shortly after Larson moved into Clooney's Hollywood Hills home earlier this year, Larson reportedly told friends that she wanted to have children soon because her "biological clock was ticking."

“Sarah feels her biological clock is ticking and wants to get pregnant by the time she’s 30,” the source said at the time.

So Sarah wanted a baby before 30. And how old is she now? 29. Case closed.

Keri Russell Talks Babies, Sex Scenes and Paying Her Mortgage

Sassy Smith — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Keri Russell, the star of Felicity and famous for her long, curly mane, has done some growing up since her hit tv show ended and all of the criticism she endured after she cut her hair.

Russell, 31 and new mom to her almost six-month old son, River, has more important things to worry about than her hair these days. She says in an interview at the Four Seaons Hotel in Beverly Hills, "There is something weird that I feel happens that noone told me about, which is that the day you have the baby you take a crazy pill. You get crazy about anything having to do with children-and it doesn't have to be your own child."

She says it's a good crazy though. “I was watching Finding Nemo on video, and I sobbed. I could not pull myself together, and that was at the beginning of the movie! My husband was like, ‘Should we turn this off?’ ”

Russell makes her home in Brooklyn, New York, but is on the West Coast for a publicity blitz for her new movie, August Rush and Waitress, which is now out on DVD. Waitress is a bittersweet success story. Writer-director Adrienne Shelly was murdered in her New York City office before the movie’s release date—by a construction worker who reportedly confessed to killing her after she complained about the noise he was making in an apartment below her.

Keri remembers when she first met Shelly. “I met her in a diner in New York. I think I had waffles, and we just talked about the script…I told her how funny and touching I thought it was.”

About the audition, “She made me audition at her apartment. It was really awkward—just me and her and a video camera.”

Next thing she knew, Russell was lying in a bed with Sisto for a scene in which her character reluctantly gives in to her husband’s pathetic begging for some carnal attention. “There’s a shot that, when I look, I can fully see myself laughing because Jeremy was being so disgusting and gross. Not gross in the way you think." She wouldn't elaborate what she meant though.

Keri would love to leave Hollywood sometimes, but then her reality sets in. “I do think about moving and having some land and having like five kids,” she says. “And we would just be like, ‘Okay, this year, we’ll make and sell cheese. But I’ve been in this world too long to know that you need money. I just bought a house. I ain’t gonna be taking off anytime soon. I’ve got a mortgage to pay!”

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