FameCrawler : "Brave"

Jennifer Lopez Showing a Baby Bump or a Stolen Ham

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Well, I think this photo of Jennifer Lopez clears a lot of things up. The only reason to wear a tent like thi s is if you're pregnant, or you needed a place to stash all the groceries you've just stolen. Trust me I know, and I've got the free turkey, jug of Tide and carton of eggs to prove it.

Of course, you know that J.Lo and husband Marc Anthony have not 'confirmed' that they're expecting a child, but are just annoying the crap out of everyone by dropping hints. If the rumors are true and Lopez is pregnant with twins, she won't be able to fit into that poncho much longer. She can pass it on to me - I need a few things at the market.

[photo: Usmagazine.com]

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Buy a Crapload of Onesies

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, rumored to be expecting twins, spent $50,000 on Wednesday at snooty baby store Petit Tresor. You'd think that kind of money would get them a whole Bentley full of baby supplies, but judging by the prices on the stores website the 50g's was probably just enough to get them a platinum rattle and a 2-pak of Prada burp cloths.

OK! Magazine is reporting that the store closed it's doors to the public for Lopez' and Anthony's shopping spree and the couple entered through a back entrance. They spent two hours picking out baby accessories including cribs, changing tables and armoires, all of which will be custom made by the store. Their intended nursery will have custom painted murals on the walls.

Now I think I know where the term 'pooping diamonds' comes from.

The Ex Factor: Dayanara Torres Confirms, and then Unconfirms, Jennifer Lopez' Pregnancy

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:45:00 GMT

Marc Anthony's ex wife, Dayanara Torres, has confirmed to the Latin American media that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. When asked how her children were reacting to the news of a step-sibling on the way, she replied, “They don’t know yet, as I barely found out yesterday. But I suppose they’re going to be very happy." Houston, we have a confirmation!

Anthony has two children with Torres, a former Miss Universe and there was speculation that Lopez and Anthony were having an affair while he was still married to Torres. I get the feeling Dayanara won't be rushing over with a Diaper Genie and a casserole for J-Lo once she gives birth.

Update: Dayanara Torres just issued a statement denying that she has any knowledge of a J.Lo Baby: "I have neither confirmed, nor have firsthand knowledge of any pregnancy...Marc, his family and I have a very respectful and mature relationship which we work hard to conserve for the benefit of our children." I guess when Jenny from the Block issues a gag order, people listen.

[photo: People.com]