FameCrawler : "Jenny from the Block"

Jennifer Lopez Showing a Baby Bump or a Stolen Ham

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Well, I think this photo of Jennifer Lopez clears a lot of things up. The only reason to wear a tent like thi s is if you're pregnant, or you needed a place to stash all the groceries you've just stolen. Trust me I know, and I've got the free turkey, jug of Tide and carton of eggs to prove it.

Of course, you know that J.Lo and husband Marc Anthony have not 'confirmed' that they're expecting a child, but are just annoying the crap out of everyone by dropping hints. If the rumors are true and Lopez is pregnant with twins, she won't be able to fit into that poncho much longer. She can pass it on to me - I need a few things at the market.

[photo: Usmagazine.com]

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Buy a Crapload of Onesies

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, rumored to be expecting twins, spent $50,000 on Wednesday at snooty baby store Petit Tresor. You'd think that kind of money would get them a whole Bentley full of baby supplies, but judging by the prices on the stores website the 50g's was probably just enough to get them a platinum rattle and a 2-pak of Prada burp cloths.

OK! Magazine is reporting that the store closed it's doors to the public for Lopez' and Anthony's shopping spree and the couple entered through a back entrance. They spent two hours picking out baby accessories including cribs, changing tables and armoires, all of which will be custom made by the store. Their intended nursery will have custom painted murals on the walls.

Now I think I know where the term 'pooping diamonds' comes from.

The Ex Factor: Dayanara Torres Confirms, and then Unconfirms, Jennifer Lopez' Pregnancy

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:45:00 GMT

Marc Anthony's ex wife, Dayanara Torres, has confirmed to the Latin American media that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. When asked how her children were reacting to the news of a step-sibling on the way, she replied, “They don’t know yet, as I barely found out yesterday. But I suppose they’re going to be very happy." Houston, we have a confirmation!

Anthony has two children with Torres, a former Miss Universe and there was speculation that Lopez and Anthony were having an affair while he was still married to Torres. I get the feeling Dayanara won't be rushing over with a Diaper Genie and a casserole for J-Lo once she gives birth.

Update: Dayanara Torres just issued a statement denying that she has any knowledge of a J.Lo Baby: "I have neither confirmed, nor have firsthand knowledge of any pregnancy...Marc, his family and I have a very respectful and mature relationship which we work hard to conserve for the benefit of our children." I guess when Jenny from the Block issues a gag order, people listen.

[photo: People.com]

Jenny From the Block Gives a Damn About Britney From the (Trailer) Park

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:45:00 GMT

Can you feel the love? Jennifer Lopez wants to put one, bell-sleeved arm around Britney Spears' shoulders and hug her close. The maybe-pregnant Lopez says she can relate to the media pressure that Spears is under. “Absolutely. Scrutiny — very, very difficult.” I'm hoping she'll reach out to her popstar sister and offer up some comforting life lessons. Or at least tell her where she can get a decent weave.

Lopez also had some other words of advice for Spears regarding unwanted media attention. “You can (put a stop to it)." She detailed how she refuses to play to the paparazzi waiting outside her door. “If I am going to go out to the gym, I’ll make sure they don’t get a picture...if they’re gonna hang out at my house all day they’re not gonna make any money. They’re gonna have to go down the road to somebody else’s house.” I'm hearing that Lopez then handed out cards with Spears' address to all the waiting reporters.

[photo: MSNBC.com]

Jennifer Lopez: Unreasonable Diva or Pregnant Lady? You Decide

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:35:00 GMT

Whenever I'm set to arrive at the Holiday Inn, I always have my help call ahead and make sure my room is ready for my arrival with running water, at least two clean towels, and one of those fancy paper strips over the toilet. I thought I was being a ball-buster until I saw Jennifer Lopez' list of demands for the London hotel she recently checked into.

Among the necessities that Lopez apparently can't do without are soft-baked chocolate chip cookies, candles by Jo Malone in either grapefruit or lime blossom, white or red roses or white lilies, fruit platters, veggie platters and two humidifiers. These are just a few of the things - see the full list below; after I read it I vowed never to feel bad about asking the hotel for an extra roll of toilet paper again.

And in case there's any doubt that Lopez is pregnant, in addition to the cookies mentioned above she also requests sour cream and onion potato crisps, spicy brown mustard, jelly and M&Ms. Pregnancy confirmed - everyone knows this is the standard hourly intake of a gestating woman.

No Bun in the Oven for Jenny from the Block

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 14:05:00 GMT

J-Lo is not preggo. But Ben Affleck's ex seems to know the reason for the constant pregnancy rumors surrounding her and husband Marc Anthony. She tells Glamour magazine that a movie may be to blame. "Marc and I just saw the film Children of Men. The message of the movie was if we don't have children, there's no hope for the future...maybe that's what the pregnancy rumors are about."

That's it! I don't know about you, but I've definitely been feeling that if Lopez and Anthony don't have a baby soon, there's no real reason for me to go on living.

[photo: Luis Guerra/Ramey]

Ben Affleck to Violet: Your Mama Saved Me From J-Lo

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:30:00 GMT

Remember Bennifer? Those days when Jennifer Lopez would parade Ben around, all primped and greased like her very own ventriloquist dummy?

Don't get me wrong - I like my Jenny from the Block. But I don't think I could have taken one more shot of her and Ben mugging from the front seat of their Bentley, looking like fake rappers on their way to buy a casino. I was waiting for Ben to get a grill and change his name to B-Diddy.

Thank goodness Jennifer Garner came around and took away Ben's fake gangsta outfits, his pinkie rings and his Brylcreem.

[photo: Celebs and Bubs]