FameCrawler : abs

Hugh Jackman is a Dad on the Run

Whit Honea — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:35:00 GMT

Today Hugh Jackman is modeling your typical dad to the gym look. I know because I'm a dad and I went to the gym once.

You can tell that a workout is pending due to a) workout attire, b) a change of clothing, c) abs you could bounce a quarter off of (not pictured).

You can tell that there is dad status in play due to the need for espresso and the look of confusion. Wait, that's just a stereotype. Dad's aren't easily confused.

What the hell was I talking about?

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Spying on the Neighbors: 12-22-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:06:00 GMT

Shop like the wind!

Madonna has a(nother) fling (Fametastic)

Barack abs (TMZ)

Xtina and some Starbucks (Jezebel)

Lunch with Reese and Deacon (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

A Cross walk (Knocked Up Celebs)

Katie and the cold (Gossip Girls)

Video: Dancing With The Stars Winner Brooke Burke!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:57:00 GMT

Sexy Brooke Burke has boogied, shook, rattled and rolled her way to the top spot on Dancing With The Stars! The mom of four impressed judges and America alike! Despite having an injury a few weeks ago, certainly didn't stop her from giving it her all.

Video after the jump!

Can you believe the woman just gave birth to her FOURTH baby a few months ago???

Warren Sapp took second place and Lance Bass came in third. Congrats!

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Are You an Angelina?

Whit Honea — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:02:00 GMT

Most of us aren't Angelinas. In fact, I actually have more in common with Brad Pitt, and I'm not just talking the abs. Hot, I know.

Babble writer Katie Allison Granju breaks down the differences between Angelina Jolie and a real woman, namely herself.

Read it here.

DWTS Brooke Burke Dances Despite Injury!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:09:00 GMT

Celebrity mom of four, Brooke Burke, who has been looking fabulous on Dancing With The Stars, suffered an injury during a rehearsal Sunday afternoon. A camera had come down hard on her right foot while doing a front flip during her dance routine. She iced the injury and was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center Monday morning as a precaution. She suffered a contusion but that didn't keep her from dancing Monday night!

Brooke, despite being bruised, did a fantastic job and nabbed the top score on DWTS for the seventh straight week! Burke and her partner, Derek Hough performed Don't Be Cruel and scored 29 out of a possible 30 points from judges. It was the highest score yet!

I guess chasing all those kids around has helped keep her fit and limber!

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Brooke Burke Dances Her Tush Off

Spying on the Neighbors: 10-13-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:23:00 GMT

Who's going on the horse trailer tonight?

Nicole Richie is domesticated? (CelebSpin)

Hugh Jackman is a washboard (BWE)

Levi sounds like a winner (Perez Hilton)

Britney flashes some nipple (The Superficial)

Jennifer and Violet (Gossip Girls)

Dancing With The Stars: Brooke Burke's Amazing Bod (Video)

Sassy Smith — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:41:00 GMT

The new season of Dancing With The Stars has started and although I'm not a regular watcher, I did catch the first show. Brooke Burke is one of the 'stars' on the show, and I think she danced well - I was slightly preoccupied with her abs, so I'm not 100% sure of her dancing abilities. The woman is a mom of four and the youngest is only 6 months old! Watch the video and you too, will hate her. Ha.

Video after the jump!

Lotsa cleavage going on too. I mean, look at her technique.

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Minnie Driver Lets Some Air Up In There

Whit Honea — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:02:00 GMT

Minnie Driver is lovely and pregnant and can do whatever the hell she wants. My stance, and therefore the opinion of the civilized world, on Uggs is well documented.

Let's make fun of something else.

Actually, for the above reasons I won't make fun of Minnie, but I'll tell you a little story that relates, how's that?

The exposed midriff is a popular look here in Los Angeles. Yes, I count my blessings daily. However, more often than not the midriff exposed is not due to a fashion statement and Fergie abs, but shirts and pants that are too small, thus forcing a good row of belly to push through. It's like a bumper, or an innertube, but around these parts we call that a busted can of biscuits, and we laugh to ourselves as we walk by, sucking our stomachs in.

Minnie Driver makes it work.

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Poor, Poor David Beckham

Karen — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:11:00 GMT

Corey Haim has a big mouth. He used to date Victoria Beckham before she met David, and apparently she sucks at kissing.

'When she kisses she does this little grrhh thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!' says Haim in a recent kiss-and-tell magazine interview.

Of their first meeting, the actor, who suffered a drug-induced stroke in 2001 and has been in and out of rehab many times, says: 'These five punk rock chicks walked in and there was Vic - boom. So I had to hang out with her, it was my job as a man.'

See that David? She kissed him SO bad, he ended up addicted to drugs.

Come here David, rest your head here...I'll take care of you. Bring Mark.

And Corey? You look like shit, dude.

Mark Wahlberg Vs. David Beckham - Dad Fight!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:40:00 GMT

Mark Wahlberg, actor, dad of two and one on the way - David Beckham, soccer star, dad of three boys and maybe another on the way someday. Two hot daddies, two famous guys just trying to live their lives the best way they know how, except that one might be slightly more famous than the other (or could be in part because of one's wife) and one of those mentioned men is not happy with the other because he is courting hordes of paparazzi, thus "ruining" the life of the one complaining. Guess who's not happy?

Wahlberg reportedly wants Beckham and his family to "go back to the U.K." because the large throngs of paps are ruining his life and apparently pissing him off.

The two celebudads live on the same road, and after Beckham and wife Posh, and their three kids moved to L.A. last year, there's been a constant swarm of paparazzi. I guess that makes David and Victoria more famous than the Wahlbergs?

Mark says, "That f*cker lives down the street from me, man! He has to go back to the U.K., because he has the paparazzi all over my house!"

Does that mean they never bothered (or cared) about Wahlberg before? What? Who doesn't care about Marky Mark and his funky bunch? That man knows how to wear a pair of tight, white......never mind. Come to think of it, so does David Beckham.

Hmm, I guess they'll have to have a battle of the tighty whities. I'll get the oil.

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Mark Wahlberg Adding on to the Funky Bunch

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When Plastic Surgery Goes Bad - Patricia Heaton

Sassy Smith — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:08:00 GMT

It's no secret that Patricia Heaton has had some plastic surgery - she gave birth to 4 boys via c-section, so hey if the woman wants to have some work done, all the power to her. However, it sucks when your doctor forgets to put part of your body back on, er, back in.

Pictures after the jump!

Fine, she doesn't look horrible, but what the heck is with the no bellybutton? Can you see it? It's like a tiny dot that I want to poke out (in?) with a pencil. It's driving me nuts! How does she collect sweater lint? Ha.

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Everly Bear Kiedis is a Red Hot Christmas Pepper

Whit Honea — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:35:00 GMT

Anthony Kiedis is in full 'dad mode' at the Christmas tree lot with his girlfriend Heather and their baby boy Everly Bear. How L.A. is this picture? You've got your shorts in December, the Crocs, the Uggs, the skullcap- because it's winter, and a cellphone appendage. Ah, Christmas in SoCal.

So, what's up with that bump in Athony's shirt were his abs used to be? It must be a dad thing because one showed up in my shirt not to long ago, right where I was going to put my abs some day.

Photo: Celebrity Moms

David Beckham Has A Huge...'Package'

Sassy Smith — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Ever wonder if David Beckham has a huge 'package?' Wonder no more!

MORE HOT BOD PICS AFTER THE HUMP, ER, JUMP

Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice, has set the record straight and denied that her husband was digitally enhanced for his Emporio Armani underwear ad. And, he apparently didn't shove a sock in there either. Wowza!

Posh said, "I'm proud to still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!" Okay, she ruined it for me, with "tractor exhaust pipe." That's so not sexy. A tractor? An exhaust pipe? Thanks Posh.

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Daniel Craig Wants Another Baby: Applications No Longer Being Accepted

Whit Honea — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 23:32:00 GMT

Daniel Craig- women want him, men want to be him (and some want him as well). It's a tough life. He recently signed for a few more 007 films, so he's got that going for him. He's also the father to 15-year-old Ella. Things are good.

So good that he says he is ready to be a father again. He and his girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell have been a little busy, but as soon as things settle down he wants to start them up (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). It should be soon, nothing screams "settled down" like James Bond.

Photo: Wild Sound

Brooke Burke Pregnant?

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:40:00 GMT

Hot mom Brooke Burke is raising some eyebrows with a bit of a belly where just weeks ago was a washboard. I only have a link to the picture, so I opted for the before photo. It was a judgment call.

Take a look at X-17 and see what you think. They're claiming it's the real deal.

If so, congratulations to Brooke and husband David Charvet.

Photo: The Hollywood Gossip

Phone Call for David Beckham's Abs

Whit Honea — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 21:29:00 GMT

What's your ringtone? Me, I use Social Distortion's Ball & Chain for my wife and everyone else gets some Shins.

David has the sound of a jug band. As you know, he plays the washboard (abs). Actually, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that David Beckham uses the Spice Girls. Either that or James Blunt.

This photo is for an ad that Becks is doing for a phone company. Hey, the kids gotta eat.

That's it. Just figured you might like some skin.

Photo: The Sun

Beckhams Pose in Bed, Again

Whit Honea — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 22:05:00 GMT

If David and Victoria Spice know anything it's that sex sells. Specifically their sex. Here they are in bed, again, but this time they aren't just selling their image, their selling their scent. Eau de Beckham, officially called Intimately Beckham, is the new perfume that the couple is launching. I'm guessing it smells like sweat, bench, and silicon, with just a hint of hair gel and tattoo ink.

What's amazing about the pictures in this campaign is that they actually show less of Becks' abs and Posh's rack than any other picture ever taken. Is the puritan culture of Hollywood rubbing off on them? Where's the skin Beckhams? You want us to buy your shit or not?

Photos: Gabby Babble

Angelina on Brad: I'm So Lucky

Whit Honea — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 17:09:00 GMT

Brangelina, oh, how you mock my life. Yet finally, according to the lovely Angelina, Brad has attributes that the common man can also aspire to, and should. No, not the abs- got those, thanks. I'm talking about his being a good father and a romantic partner. That's doable right?

She proclaims herself "lucky" to have such qualities in a man. Me, I think they should be par for the course. If you ladies married some slob without an ounce of romance in his body, then I hope you kept the receipt. What's life without embracing the passion of it? As for being a good father, kudos on that. Again this should be commonplace, yet sadly is not. I think that Jolie feels extra lucky because, say what you will about Brad Pitt, the guy ain't creepy.

Remember, it wasn't that long ago that she was carrying around a vile of Billy Bob's blood. Then there are other romantic links that are too bizarre for these pages. Of course she feels lucky. You don't go from Slingblade to Booyah! without feeling a touch of the luck. Of course being hot herself may have helped.

But enough of that, the bottom line is we kid about the baby-saving machine that is Brangelina, but let's face it, at the end of the day they're doing a good thing. Those little kids won the lottery, and I'm not just talking money, honey. I'm talking about love.

See, romance isn't hard.

Denise Richards to Daughters: Love Your Body Image or Don't Worry, You'll be Hot

Whit Honea — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Denise Richards wants her girls to love their bodies, so she is making herself their role model. The bar has been set high.

Her daughters, Sami, 3, and Lola, 2, have inspired her to maintain a healthy diet and workout routine, which includes Pilates and weights. She claims that the best exercise is chasing the two of them around.

Apparently, the two girls making fun of each other's belly caused her to promote the message of love your body. Of course, her body is easier to love than most.

She says the biggest challenge is trying to incorporate her girls into the exercise program, even to the extent of having her trainer design special Pilates sessions with them in mind.

I really thought I would write this post and make fun of Richards. Let's face it, the girl has a serious lack of talent and an over abundance of sex appeal. That makes her prime picking. However, she's a single mom and she's instilling positive and healthy messages in her kids. She gets a pass.

Points for Style: Gwen Stefani is My Home Girl

BadKitty — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 16:04:00 GMT

I love Gwen Stefani. She’s a successful business woman a la Madonna, she wears too much makeup, and she married Gavin Rossdale, who I totally crushed on in the 90s. Even better, Gwen openly admits that she’s been dieting since sixth grade. She told Ryan Seacrest – on the radio, when other people could hear - that it was hard to lose the baby weight!

Gwen works out all the time, and as Y says in her post about Celebrity Mom Ab Envy, her figure is preternatural because of the effort. This is seriously inspirational. Whenever I want to get off on the elliptical machine, I remember Gwen's example. She doesn't wuss out after fifteen minutes. In a rare instance of fairness in life, even Gwen has to work hard at it.

Oh the other hand, we have the dreadful Marcia Cross. Y puts it beautifully in her post about Marcia's air and ice cube diet. She is a big fucking Hollywood LIAR and claims to not know where the baby weight goes. It disappeared like magic! When I rule the world, punishment for this kind of lie will be 24 hours of force feeding, including Karo corn syrup and sweetened, condensed milk. No exercise allowed, and even a single Kegel will be punished with an additional 24 hours of force feeding.

And during their punishment, offenders will watch the videos of our wonderful, honest Gwen Stefani showing off her genuinely earned abs.