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Super Bowl Dad - MVP Santonio Holmes (and the Subsequent Disney World Video)

Whit Honea — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:26:00 GMT

Santonio Holmes made a catch for the ages on his way to earning Super Bowl XLIII MVP honors and securing victory for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

It appears that the football in his hands was quickly dropped for a more precious bundle. That's how a MVP rolls.

And this is where he rolls to:

Congratulations, Santonio!

Other Super Dads:

Guess Who's Playing Guess Who?

trix — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:02:00 GMT

Who's the little mamacita playing with her baby girl on the swings?

They are so cute together. I think that the time Jessica spends with Honor are the times she is the happiest. She isn't worried about being seen by the press and doesn't care about anything but Honor. Jessica's face is full of joy.

Jessica Alba is Angry, Again

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Jessica Alba is Angry, Again

trix — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:00:00 GMT

Jessica Alba is such an angry little girl.

She took to the internet to blog about how unfair it is for people to make fun of her and take her remarks out of context.

She recently remarked that Sweden was/is neutral. What she was talking about was that Sweden was neutral during WWII, which is kind of true, but only because Sweden didn't do anything. They were neutral because they didn't feel like they had the might to oppose Hitler.

Jessica says that we all better watch out now, because it's so much easier for celebrities to hit back after being criticized.

This is an excerpt from her blog:

"I want to clear some things up that have been bothering me lately. I find it depressing that in the midst of perhaps the most salient time in our country's history, individuals are taking it upon themselves to encourage negativity and stupidity. Last week, Mr. Bill O'Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people...it's so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland. Check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_during_World_War_II if you want to see what I was referring to. I appreciate the name calling and the accurate reporting. Keep it up!!"

If she didn't always have a frown on her face or a permanent look of disgust then maybe the media would say nicer things about her and make good natured fun of her instead of being nasty.

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Whose Post-Baby Booty is This?

trix — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:27:00 GMT

Life is so not fair. This is a post-pregnancy booty I think and the person that owns it is famous for her assets. Whose is it?

It's none other than Jessica Alba.

Actually, I'm not really sure if this was post-pregnancy, now that I'm writing about it. It sure is nice though isn't it.

Jessica Alba Is To Good To Be True

trix — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:07:00 GMT

Why, oh why, do they do this to us? We were going along just fine and then BAM!, someone has to go and photo shop some pictures of new mom Jessica Alba. She looks great in the before pictures. Why did they have to do it?

Here's another fantastic shot of her in some sexy white shorts outfit.

It's not fair that they do this. How are we normal girls ever supposed to feel good about ourselves, if the media people keep making the ideals unattainable?

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Jason Bateman Falls Into the GAP

Whit Honea — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:34:00 GMT

Jason Bateman and his happy little daughter Francesca (Francesca? That's fun to say!) are among the celebrities featured in the new winter campaign for the Gap.

Does it make you want to go to the Gap?

Heidi Klum Does Guitar Hero Commercial In Lingerie (Video)

Sassy Smith — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Okay, so three dads and a swimmer - Alex Rodriguez, Kobe Bryant, Tony Hawk and Michael Phelps - had a shot at the Guitar Hero commercial and while they were sorta hot *cough*, I'm betting you'll think Heidi Klum dancing around in her lacy lingerie is way hotter.

Video after the jump!

'Take those old records off the shelf' never looked so good! Seal, make sure the kids don't see this video of their mom!

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Whit Honea — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:02:00 GMT

Just take your old records off the shelf, it's time to put it in Tom Cruise control!

Alex Rodriguez, Kobe Bryant, Tony Hawk and Michael Phelps got all Risky Business in this new ad for Guitar Hero: World Tour.

"Sometimes you just gotta say, what the f@#k."

I bet their kids are stoked/embarrassed.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 6-24-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:56:00 GMT

Bring me the Target ad. Today is new DVD day!

Kobe Vs. Shaq: Round Whatever (TMZ)

Larry King's wife goes to rehab (Perez Hilton)

More Camp Rock (Gossip Girls)

Adam and the princess (Celebrity Baby Blog)

No money for Matilda? (The Superficial)

Fall Out of Oz (Gabby Babble)

Penn & Porn (Jezebel)

A bunch of Church kids (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

MTV Asks: Was Jamie Lynn Raped?

HerBadMother — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:16:00 GMT

Actually, they're framing the question more as "is Jamie-Lynn's pregnancy which may or may not be the result of a rape legal?" Which, really, it's a bit late and a lot pointless to be asking that question, isn't it? And, also, you know, maybe a little bit alarmist?

Sure, nobody seems to be quite sure of Casey Aldridge's exact age - he could be as old as nineteen, which complicates the legality of his, erm, relations with Jamie Lynn - nor do they know where, exactly, those relations took place (both which have a bearing upon whether those relations could be called statutory rape) but please - isn't the whole legality of the relationship that probably* spawned this child kind of beside the point? I mean, she's a teenager who's about to have a baby and who may or may not be equipped to deal with the pressures of having said baby, so aren't there bigger things to worry about here?

It's not on the scale of Miley-Cyrus-Gone-Topless, granted - we are, after all, talking about a knocked-up girl who's hiding out in Louisana, and not dropping her clothes for major magazines - but still. New baby for a girl who's terrified of becoming a mother? That's the real hand-wringer here, not the question of whether her boyfriend is 18 or 19 and whether or not they did it in Louisiana.

*(Probably, because nobody ever did really dispute those rumors that there was another, older man in the picture at the supposed time of conception. Which, yes, eeewwww, but worth pointing out here.)

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Hey, Jamie Lynn - Isn't It A Bit Too Early To Be Emulating Britney?

HerBadMother — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:25:00 GMT

I suppose that this question is coming a bit too late, seeing as Jamie Lynn hasn't exactly proved herself to be in possession of vastly superior judgment skills to those of her sister, but still. I had least hoped that in some things - say, modest Frappuccino consumpion, safe driving, or other basic life skills - Jamie Lynn might make some sort of effort to steer away from her sister's path. but apparently not.

Jamie Lynn was caught on tape the other day driving without a seatbelt. Which, you know, we're all accustomed to with Britney - who needs seatbelts and child-seats when you're a supah-stah?!? - but still. I'd had higher hopes for Jamie. I mean, it was clear that she could pump her own gas without the aid of paparazzi - why shouldn't we expect that she could follow basic rules of vehicular safety for herself and her unborn child?

Yeah, well. I should know better than to even toy with the word 'expectations' when it comes to celebrities.

You can check out the video of Jamie Lynn declining to buckle up HERE.

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Mama Spears Is Ashamed Of Jamie Lynn

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Mama Spears Is Ashamed Of Jamie Lynn

HerBadMother — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:15:00 GMT

Life & Style magazine is reporting that Lynn Spears, mom of the young and pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, is disappointed that her daughter got knocked up so young. The magazine says that Lynne spoke exclusively to one of its reporters while en route from L.A. to New Orleans, and that she confided, "I'm a bit disappointed that my youngest daughter got pregnant at such an early age."

Which, if it's true, demonstrates a lack of judgment (telling a reporter that you're ashamed of your kid? You want that kid to hate you?) that possibly matches that involved in having unprotected sex at any age. But, really, it's got to be highly unlikely that the story is true. I mean, the Spears family doesn't demonstrate strong skills in judgment, in general, but they do know their press, and so I doubt very much that Mama spears slipped up in this way.

Not that she might not have those thoughts in private. I certainly would strongly prefer that my own daughter not get pregnant in her teens. But I would keep my mouth shut about it, to her and to everyone else.

In any case, OK! magazine - almost as upstanding an authority as Life & Style - has come to Lynn's defense: they say the L&S interview never happened, quoting a spokesperson: "When Lynne Spears is ready to give an interview, I can assure you it will be a true account, without speculation as to whether or not she participated."

Oooookay, then. Glad that's cleared up. Thanks, tabloids!

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Britney's Gonna Do It Again

Jamie Lynn Fears Childbirth

HerBadMother — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:46:00 GMT

And so she should. It ain't no walk in the park. Really, it's not. The thing of it is, though? They've got drugs for that.

Apparently, Jamie's mom, Lynne, showed her a video of a woman undergoing natural childbirth, and the poor girl puked from fear and grossed-outedness. Which, really? Not surprising. That shiz is totally alarming to most people who have never gone through it. Yes, beauty of the miracle of life, blah, blah, but there's no getting around the fact that it hurts like a bitch and that? Is totally obvious to anyone who watches it happen. So, yeah, showing your pregnant teenager a video of what labor without meds looks like? Kinda like showing those friends of yours who are going camping in the Amish backcountry The Blair Witch Project.

Seriously. Somebody needs to show Jamie a video of a woman giving birth after having had an epidural. You know, where said woman relaxes comfortably sipping at her ice cubes and adjusting the volume on her 'birth-music' mixed CD. Obvz, it doesn't always happen like that, but still. There's a lot less screaming.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Hit in Mouth: An Open Letter

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:20:00 GMT

Dear Jamie,

Perhaps you know that the National Enquirer ran a story about your shenanigans last week in which a bunch of drunks were fighting at a party and you threw your pregnant ass in the ruckus and took an elbow in the kisser. If not, this is what they said:

“Jamie Lynn decided she could break it up, but got elbowed hard in the mouth by one of the boys. She went crazy, screaming at everyone… crying, screaming and covering her mouth. Casey (Aldridge) was so drunk, he just kept trying to hush her up. Lynne Spears called Jamie Lynn and bitched her out for going. Jamie Lynn’s dad Jamie called Casey and told him if anything happens to his daughter, he will have to deal with him.”

Why, Jamie, is it starting to feel like I've seen your life before? Between your sister Britney and the collective catalog of COPS you are oddly comforting in your familiarity.

I was shocked when you announced you were pregnant. I was amused when you were featured in Hustler, though to be honest it wasn't very funny, and I was indifferent to your recent act of going postal.

Then why is it that I feel obligated to write you about this latest incident? What line did you cross that teen pregnancy, porn magazines and the United States Postal Service fail to meet?

The thing is that your latest action only amplified the obvious, you don't make very good decisions, and while the prior mistakes, be they footwear (seriously, what's up?), Casey Aldridge, or picking Nickelodeon over Disney, have had their respective consequences, none of them put your baby at risk.

That's what you did by jumping in between a group of drunk boys fighting. Actually, that's what you did when you agreed to go into a room full of drunk boys to begin with.

You are young and plenty has been made about your age, your family and so on. The bottom line is that regardless of the path that brought you here, here you are, and you need to start taking the necessary precautions to make sure this is the beginning of something wonderful and not just another sad saga in the Spears storyline.

Sincerely,

Whit

No, Candy Spelling did not help me write this. It was just me, 8 cups of coffee and spell check.

Photo: Celebutopia

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Whit Honea — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:59:00 GMT

Fresh off of her glorified debut in Hustler(NSFWish) Jamie Lynn Spears appears to be going postal, which in the Spears family is considered par for the course.

Of course, Jamie Lynn is just trying to send a letter, probably to me telling me not to be such an ass.

She's trying to be normal. Unfortunately normal in her world, being a pregnant teenage television star and little sister of Britney Spears, means you can't even go to the mailbox without people taking pictures of you. Normal is relative, even when your relatives aren't.

Happy Birthday Jamie Lynn Spears!

Jamie Lynn Spears Lets It All Hang Out

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Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Whit Honea — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn is appearing in the latest issue of Hustler. Yes, she's pregnant, and yes, she is 16, but that's the point. The picture is below and NSFW.

Her face was superimposed on the body of Ellen Page for a spoof of Page's hit movie "Juno" called "Oh No." By the way, if you are planning to search for "Hustler" and "Oh No" on the internet, brace yourself.

The fake poster includes quotes from such notables as Kevin Federline, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan- a regular who's who of Hollywood players.

Says Hustler's Editorial Director Bruce David, "We just couldn't let this one slip by us! The pregnant 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears, it's too perfect! You can't make this stuff up!"

I know that Hustler was trying to be funny, and I can see the idea of this ad being such, but to be honest their effort is pathetic and tacky. Their writers are pretty weak, which is to be expected considering that people don't buy Hustler for the articles, no matter what Larry Flynt thinks. It's not humorous and while I love me some dirty talk, it is just vulgar for the sake of vulgarity. I thought Hustler was for adults not 14-year-old boys, oh wait, scratch that. That's like saying cigarettes aren't targeted towards teens. Wink, wink.

So here is the ad, it's not funny and not safe for work.

Poster: WhatUpThug

Photo: Wiregirl

Jackie Moon Waxes the Days of Yesterfar and Turtle Cages

Whit Honea — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:12:00 GMT

Will Ferrell is a freaking genius. Yes, these are commercials for Old Spice, but they could just as easily be on SNL. Note to self, get Ferrell to advertise FameCrawler with next movie.

You have to link over, there are a lot of videos, but all of them are so much better than working.

Photo: Hollywood Reporter

Will Ferrell Wins Joyce Award

Will Ferrell is Semi-Pro

Super Bowl Ad: Iron Man

Whit Honea — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:09:00 GMT

This looks freaking awesome:

Pepsi Doesn't Want Justin Timberlake to Bring Sexy Back

Whit Honea — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:05:00 GMT

Hey, I just saw a commerical during the Super Bowl of some girl sucking Justin Timberlake. Can they do that?

If Pepsi had their way Justin Timberlake wouldn't be joining the regulars of FameCrawler anytime soon. Note to self: pad mailbox stand.

Kat Von D Pregnant?

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:53:00 GMT

Is tattoo goddess Kat Von D ready to ink out a baby? According to her MySpace page it would appear so.

The star of L.A. Ink and world record holder has been receiving numerous congratulatory comments regarding her "baby." Either she's expecting or there is some industry lingo I'm not privy too.

Photo: DFP

If This X-mas Commercial is True, the Spice Girls are Cheap (Except Posh)

Whit Honea — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 02:04:00 GMT

I know it's pre-reunion tour, but damn, the Spicettes should have some cash saved away right? The non-Posh Spice Girls are lucky Victoria has access to that Beckham contract. Fresh iPods for all the ladies!

Photo: Ticketnews

Fever for the Flavor of Brad Pitt

Whit Honea — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:27:00 GMT

Brad Pitt was riding in the backseat long before Thelma and Louise picked him up. Thanks to Just Jared for finding this old Pringles commercial featuring Pitt when he was just another pretty face.

Photo: WorldofWonder

Listen to Britney Spears Songs Here!

Whit Honea — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:36:00 GMT

Four of Britney Spears' new songs of her CD Blackout can be heard now! They are "Radar," "Piece of Me," "Break the Ice" and "Heaven." Enjoy!

Photo: Celebutopia

Britney Spears' Blackout CD Commercial

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:32:00 GMT

The commercial for Britney's new CD Blackout is now available. It's pretty funny really. The PR ~~person~~ army involved must have been having a shit-fit. They should have had Ashley Qualls make it. Sadly, it's not nearly as good as the "music is my boyfriend" ad.

However, they do make it sound like people want to hear it and they are rushing it for positive reasons. PR gets a bonus!

Let's see the Eagles top that.

Jessica Seinfeld Knows the Way to Oprah's Heart is Through Her Feet

Whit Honea — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:11:00 GMT

Jessica Seinfeld knows books and bees. Her husband Jerry has the Bee Movie opening soon, after 8 years of commercials and teasers. Jessica has a sneaky little cookbook, Deceptively Delicious. It's good times in the Seinfeld hive.

Jessica has really landed on her feet. Oprah hasn't pimped a book and its author this hard since James Frey.

So how do you thank the richest woman in the world for helping you out? Shoes of course. It's gotta be shoes.

$18,000 worth of shoes to be exact.

Hey, Seinfeld, I'm pimping your book too. I wear a size 12.

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Jessica Alba is Angry, Again

Whose Post-Baby Booty is This?

Jessica Alba Is To Good To Be True

Jason Bateman Falls Into the GAP

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Hey, Jamie Lynn - Isn't It A Bit Too Early To Be Emulating Britney?

Mama Spears Is Ashamed Of Jamie Lynn

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Mama Spears Is Ashamed Of Jamie Lynn

Jamie Lynn Fears Childbirth

Britney's Gonna Do It Again

Jamie Lynn Fears Childbirth

Jamie Lynn Spears Hit in Mouth: An Open Letter

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Jamie Lynn's Baby Daddy Threatens Paps With Gun?

Happy Birthday Jamie Lynn Spears!

Jamie Lynn Spears Lets It All Hang Out

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Jackie Moon Waxes the Days of Yesterfar and Turtle Cages

Sports Illustrated: Heidi Klum and Will Ferrell Photoshoot

Will Ferrell Wins Joyce Award

Will Ferrell is Semi-Pro

Super Bowl Ad: Iron Man

Pepsi Doesn't Want Justin Timberlake to Bring Sexy Back

Kat Von D Pregnant?

If This X-mas Commercial is True, the Spice Girls are Cheap (Except Posh)

Fever for the Flavor of Brad Pitt

Listen to Britney Spears Songs Here!

Britney Spears' Blackout CD Commercial

Jessica Seinfeld Knows the Way to Oprah's Heart is Through Her Feet