FameCrawler : aguilera

Guess The Naked Preggo! (Semi-Naked Edition)

HerBadMother — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:41:00 GMT

Okay, so she's not so much naked as she is scantily-clad in a see-through dress, but whatevs: she's about as close to naked as you're going to to see in a candid shot, so it counts.

Yep, that would be Xtina, rocking the x-rated maternity wear. You gotta give her credit for the nerve.

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Xtina: Dirrty Crotch-Flasher

HerBadMother — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 21:33:00 GMT

I suppose that it was just a matter of time before Christina Aguilera pulled a Britney, but I kinda wasn't expecting it during her pregnancy.

That said, anybody who's been pregnant knows just how difficult it can be to hoist one's jumboness in and out of tight spaces. There ain't a lot of manoeuvrability when you have the dimensions of a white whale, so, in general, lady-like postures such as primly crossed legs tend to get abandoned somewhere late in the second trimester. Still, she could put some panties on.

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Straight From the Dirrty Mouth: Christina Aguilera Comes Clean in Video

Whit Honea — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:38:00 GMT

I know we've already told you the news, but here it is straight from Xtina herself!

Source: lallybrooky

Christina Aguilera Rocks The Boobs - I Mean The Vote

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:01:00 GMT

Amazingly, I came across this picture of Christina Aguilera where you aren't completely distracted by her massive maternal mammaries. Hear that? It's the sound of millions of men everywhere clicking away from this post.

Xtina is at a Rock The Vote event taking place at the opening of the new Kitson Men in Beverly Hills. Girlfriend doesn't look too happy - maybe the baby is kicking her bladder, which they often do at this stage. Although I'd look pretty pissed, too, if I took my pregnant self all the way down to Kitson and all they gave me was a fugly t-shirt.

[photo: Hollyscoop.com]

Christina Aguilera Slips Into Christmas

Whit Honea — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:23:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera looks all shades of Christmas in this tree-shaped green dress and red heels. She looks great. She looks festive. She looks like she's about to fall on her ass. At what point does one have to forgo the style of Louboutins and embrace the comfort of the Birkenstock?

She may as well be wearing ice skates. They're festive too.

Photo: Jezebel

Christina Aguilera's Baby Shower Was Such a Drag

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:25:00 GMT

One of these kids is doing her own thing. Come on, can you tell which one?

If you guessed Christina Aguilera then you were right. She's the only one in the picture with a bun in her oven and the means to get it out. The other ladies are just long legs and wrapped candy. That means they're men.

If I've learned anything living in L.A., it's that there ain't no party like a drag show baby shower party, 'cuz a drag show baby shower party don't stop.

It actually looks pretty fun.

Photos: Babyrazzi

Gwen Stefani and Christina Aguilera Shower Together

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:10:00 GMT

I don't know if that's the proper terminology, but I do like the mental picture that it creates. You know, for the sake of the story.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale came bearing gifts when they attended what was apparently a 'couples' baby shower for Christina Aguilera. I've been ~~dragged~~ to a couple of those. Who thought this was a good idea?

Photo: Celebrity Baby Scoop

Pregnant Celebrities: The List!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:03:00 GMT

There must be something in the water. There sure are a lot of pregnancy rumors floating around. For instance:

Brooke Burke following up Heaven Rain with a new baby. She should name the kid Chocolate.
Keira Knightley dresses the part.
Are the hormones making Britney Spears crazy?
Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant. She is definitely naked.
Jeri Ryan is expecting a girl.
Jessica Seinfeld is not pregnant, but if she was she'd sneak cauliflower into the breast milk.
Desperate housewife Nicollete Sheridan is having Michael Bolton's baby. That's the word on Wisteria.
Apparently J-Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting someone new on the block. CONFIRMED!
Jordan does two things- show her stuff and make babies.
Giada De Laurentiis has a bun in her oven.
Xtina's finally admitted the obvious.
~~Bob Dylan~~ Cate Blanchett is with #3.
Nicole Richie is smokin' hot.
Ellen DeGeneres isn't just crossing picket lines!
Katie Holmes- I'm guessing the marathon disproved this rumor.
Halle Berry is enjoying the fruits of her labor, but not as much as her husband.
Do we hear the sound of little Posh feet? The Beckham boys could use a sister!
Julianna Margulies and a shotgun.
Jessica Alba? Again?
Katharine McPhee married and expecting?

See? That's a lot, right?

Xtina Names The Baby

HerBadMother — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera plans to name her baby after her husband, Jordan Bratman. Word is that the kid will be named Jordan Aguilera-Bratman, though I suppose she could just go with Bratman Aguilera. Judging from the track record of celebrity parents in picking names for their kids, it very well could be the latter.

Obviously, the better choice is Jordan, and she should let the kid have the paternal surname as well, even if it will invite schoolyard pantsing. Giving the baby names from the paternal line might make amends for the big fat diss that was her tossing the baby gifts that his parents bought. That was a burn. She's going to take heat for that one for years.

Totally Biased Judgment Based On Totally Unfounded Tabloid Reports: Christina Aguilera Is A Douche

HerBadMother — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:04:00 GMT

Seriously. What kind of ungrateful bitch tosses baby toys that her husband's parents have given as gifts for her unborn child?

Star Magazine is reporting that when husband Jordan Bratman presented the diva with some toys that his parents had purchased at Babies'R'Us, she decided that she didn't like them and simply threw them away:

“Jordan came home with some toys for the baby that his family had bought at Babies R Us, but she didn’t like them - so she threw them out!" says a "friend." "She only wants gifts from the exclusive places she’s registered at, like Bellini, Petit Tresor and Bel Bambini in Beverly Hills!”

Okay, so the source is doubtful. And it's possible - as CeleBitchy points out in its update to their original report on this story - that Ms. Aguilera was simply concerned about toxic toys that were made in China or some other child-labor outpost with lax environmental and health regulations.

Puh-leeeeeease.

It's possible, of course, but I very much doubt it. Why? No reason, except that it seems to me much more likely that a known diva (who has also, reportedly, refused to attend any baby shower thrown in her honour that is not held at the Beverly Hills Hotel) would have a hissy fit about gifts not issuing from Rodeo Drive's finer boutiques than she would consult recall lists and fret over the origin of the otherwise darling Fisher Price Super Deluxe Craptastic Bouncer Delite.* And in any case, there's probably more lead in one swipe of her lipstick than in anything her husband's parents could purchase, and the buckets of bleach that she keeps pouring on her head throughout her pregnancy don't exactly scream "I worry about toxins."

I get the whole thing about disliking ~~much~~ some of the crap that gets handed to you when you're an expectant parent. But you don't toss it: you stick in your basement until the day comes when you realize that omigod you will not survive if you cannot stick that wailing baby in a exersaucer/electronic-swing/lights-and-vibrations-bouncy-chair. Because that day does come, I promise you. And if it doesn't? You give it all to charity. Somebody wants that shit. And, somebody thought well enough of you and your kid to give you that shit, so for god's sake be grateful.

*(That said, we should ALL worry about the origins of that Fisher Price thingamabob, and everything else that wasn't hand-made with organic materials by the granny down the street. Do your research and check recall lists and seek out toys made without toxins - you'll find excellent resources HERE. Pass it on.)

Disney Girls: Christina Aguilera and Minnie Mouse in the Halloween Spirit

Whit Honea — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:31:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera and her girl Minnie Mouse got into the Halloween spirit.

I'm guessing they are in Disney's California Adventure. We did this last year. It was awesome.

Now that I think about it, we also saw Xtina sing at Disneyland for the 50th anniversary. This post is really tying it all together nicely.

Photo: Celebrity Moms

If Jordan Bratman is Such a Fun Guy, Why is Xtina Turning into a Mushroom?

Whit Honea — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:11:00 GMT

Get it? Fun Guy? Fungi! Christina Aguilera's cap looks like a mushroom! Oh man, it's freaking slow on the internets today.

At least with the Yankees out of the playoffs the fungus loving couple will have no excuse not to go out to dinner every night. I know I'll be rocking the arches like nobody's business now that baseball is over.

Photo: Gossip Girls

Christina Aguilera Shops at Bel Bambini

Whit Honea — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:28:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman did a little baby shopping this weekend. Do you think they know you can't buy babies at the shop? Maybe she's just a loaner.

Photo: Gossip Girls

Christina Aguilera Steps Out

Whit Honea — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:19:00 GMT

Now, I've never been pregnant, and aside from one drunken night over at Oscar De La Hoya's place I've never worn heels, but I'm guessing that wearing the latter while being the former is not incredibly comfortable.

That's all I've got to say about that.

Photo: People

Xtina Looks Xcellent

Whit Honea — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:26:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman grabbed a little Italian the other night.

The best part about these pictures is how good Xtina looks with just a little too much make-up, rather than the pound of Mary Kay she's usually sporting. See, Christina, sometimes less is more. On your face anyway.

More is apparently more elsewhere.

Photos: Aguilera Buff

Christina Aguilera Got a Poor Girl's Boob Job

Whit Honea — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Damn! Xtina has yet to officially announce her pregnancy, but I would say the proof is in the pudding, or melons, as the case may be. Either Aguilera is getting along in her pregnancy, or she has found the world's greatest bra. If the latter is the case, where did she get it, and do they sell men's underwear there?

Seriously though, look at her clothes, and how taut they are. It's like her chest is turning into the Hulk. Except in this case we will like it when she's angry.

Oh yeah, her husband is also in the picture. Jordan something or other.

Photo: GabSmash

Coming Soon: Xtina and her Bump Live at the Emmys!

BadKitty — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:08:00 GMT

It's hard to see in this picture, but Christina Aguilera's bump continues to grow, and we're all waiting for more details! She's always been such a yummy voluptuous girl, there is an excellent chance that she will use her mama-enhanced assets as well as Salma Hayek. Now we'll watch the Emmys just to see her costumes. And her cleavage!

Source: Holly Scoop

Christina Aguilera Pregnant, We Have Confirmation

Whit Honea — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 20:42:00 GMT

Xtina may not be willing to give it up, the info that is, but her estranged father is a regular Chatty Kathy doll. Life & Style Magazine pulled his string and he dropped the knowledge, as much as an estranged parent is entitled to I guess. "I'm so excited. I want Christina to achieve all her goals. I wish her all the happiness in the world."

See, that kind of knowledge, he's a regular KRS-1. Still, friends, and now family, are all putting in their two-cents, which according to my math, adds up to Christina Aguilera having a baby.

Nicole Richie Pregnant, We Have Confirmation

Whit Honea — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:11:00 GMT

In Touch Weekly is swearing it's true, Nicole Richie is proving modern science wrong and actually having a baby. She is also getting married to Joel Madden of ~~Mediocre~~ Good Charlotte. She is also going to jail. Well, the jail part isn't true, yet, but everything else is- apparently.

They have sources that confirm that Richie was waiting until she was 3 months pregnant before telling people. Now, they say, she is telling people.

Hard to imagine Nicole Richie getting heavy. She's going to look like, gee, I can't think of anything skinnier than her to make a comparison to.

Whatever. If In Touch confirms it, that's good enough for us. I'm tired of all this guessing.

You hear that Aguilera?

Daddy's Pregnant: Tim McGraw

Whit Honea — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:44:00 GMT

Tim McGraw could teach Christina Aguilera a thing or two about embracing one's pregnancy. Xtina, take note, this is how you flaunt it.

Living the Lie: Xtina in Denial on Pregnancy... Still

Whit Honea — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Look Lady Marmalade, we get it. You don't want the world to "know" that Xtina is no longer a dirty girl. You aren't ready to face a world that knows Christina Aguilera is mommified. You want, heaven forbid, your privacy. We get it.

You aren't fooling anyone with your big dresses and your quiet ways. The proof is in the boobs. I just spent hours on the web doing "research" on you and your girl stuff, and I've got to say, they're bigger. That means something, and we all know it.

Christina Aguilera, Admit It Woman: Pregnancy Watch 2007

Whit Honea — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 22:32:00 GMT

Look Christina, you know you're pregnant. We know you're pregnant. Why don't we drop this silly charade and admit it already. You're being a tease.

I bet that's the first time you've ever heard that, isn't it?

Christina Aguilera Spotted At Maternity Clinic: What Could This Girl Want?

HerBadMother — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:03:00 GMT

Here's the kind of thing that makes the celebrity pregnancy rumor mill spin wildly: Christina Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman were spotted visiting NY's Maternal Fetal Medicine Association on Thursday. Which is not the kind of place that one visits for, say, a toothache, or athlete's foot. Usually, one only seeks the expertise of specialists in maternal fetal medicine if one is maternatating a fetus.

Unfortunately, it is also often the case that one seeks the expertise of specialists in maternal fetal medicine when one's, um, maternatation is what we delicately call 'high-risk'. And when one is seeking the expertise of specialists in the kind of medicine that is necessary to the care and protection of a high-risk pregnancy, one is all them more inclined to want to keep that pregnancy a secret.

So, Christina, if you're reading this - which of course you are - we understand. We'd love to get some good news from you, but if you need to wait until you're certain that its good news, that's fine by us. You keep that genie in the bottle as long you need to.